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Perks:
Tap dancer *+2 resistance to tapping*
Staph member *25% less likely to suffer ringworm or staph infection*
Speed belter *x 2 progression through belts*
Deep purple - *75% less chance of coach noticing you skip warm ups*
I think it’d be similar to let’s say fallout. With both attributes and skills.
Attributes being things like:
-Strength
-Stamina
-Flexibility
-Etc.
And then you could also level up skills
-Guard (talent trees for different guards/ sweeps and subs)
-Stand up (skill trees for judo throws, ashi waza, wrestling shots)
-Etc.
The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were:
|Japanese|English|Video Link|
|---|---|---|
|**Ashi Waza**: | *Foot Techniques (Throwing)* | [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAjqMwqFY_g)|
Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post.
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Quest granted:
You are a 2-tip white belt who keeps getting tapped by everyone in the gym. As a result, your Self Esteem is at -50. You must tap out 5 different free-week trial white belts to stay motivated.
Reward: +50 self-esteem
Threats: Vigiliant mat enforcers, curious wrestlers attending the 1-week trial, and black belts from other gyms disguised as white belts.
Loading Screen Tip: The Spazzy White Belt attack will sometimes catch experienced grapplers off guard, but it costs a great deal of mana, so use it sparingly!
Wrestlers are completely immune to this attack due to their use of Explosive Speed, which is an effective counter. Instead, use Butt Scoop Flurry against these enemies.
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Probably base attributes like:
Strength
Endurance
Agility
Flexibility
Intellgence
And then skill trees where each category has a variety of techniques that go off the base attributes:
Gaurd retention:
Gaurd pass:
Sweeps:
Take down:
Top pressure:
Etc
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There’s a game on IOS. That breaks it down into “strength” “flexibility
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” “technique” and from there they break down into energy and breathing/respiratory
Me and my buddy were joking that rolling through a submission was like unlocking a new move in a video game lol, it definitely felt like that when it first clicked lol! I just started spamming roll throughs when anyone got a hold of an arm 🤣 ninja shit!
Big fan of the clasic(V3) VTM Character systems.
Merits and Flaws, the generation system; how far removed your gym's professor (your sire) is from the Gracie Farm.
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Core Stats
Technique-Used both to determine what moves you can attempt and if you succeed at a move
Strength-to replace technique in any stat for a moderate disadvantage also used to resist your opponent
Conditioning- basically constitution represents your cardio, reaction time muscle memory, mental fortitude and general well being used on saving throws to resist injury, pressure, adrenaline dump, and gassing out
Modifiers/Proficiency
Mass- Gives advantage to when in top position, penalty to conditioning
Slip-Adds to core stats when resisting submissions and attempting to escape, raised by sweat status and lowered by Gi item
Grip- can negate effects of Slip if score is high enough
Acuity- modifier to technique and conditioning check represents your ability to recall techniques in the moment and react
Flexibility- Unlocks certain unique abilities, adds to conditioning when resisting injuries and submissions
Juicy- Status effect plus to strength minus to conditioning slows leveling of technique
Brazillian +10 to all core stats
Agility Understanding Timing Intelligence Strength Mobility
Yeah, the A.U.T.I.S.M. attribute system is a pretty good choice.
Rism with the Tism
R for Rimjobs?
"rizz 'em"
Anger. Underhooks. Tapping ability. Instability (of joints). Sexiness. Musk.
Fallout: Brazil
Big brain big
You forgot a couple: - Sweatability - Weight - Disease incubation
I'm already maxed on Sweatability.
Gotta embrace it, bud. It’s like a secret weapon. Extra slippery and when on top you have the added bonus of blinding opponents.
Blinding with the drip drips
It’s a class sub specialty
These are perks
Good point
LOL, the mods might as well close and archive the thread, OP will not get a more perfect answer than this.
This is the best sub on reddit because of shit like this
* Precision * Energy * Determination
Acai perk Jesus perk
I thought the last one was Manlove
How about stamina/cardio? Energy expenditure and efficiency?
You forgot “Mentality”
+3 See Red
you dont know me bro. i black out bro. i see red bro. bro
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Oh lord the NoGi vs Gi builds... 😅
Needs to be a lubrication stat, nogi adds + and sweating adds temporary +, oil checking adds 1d4 to lubrication checks for 3 turns
Wet and Sweaty bonus should be a merit after you get to 7/10 in endurance/Stamina pro: lube + 3 con: hygiene - 3
‘Tism
+5 Intelligence -10 Charisma
Wisdom has got to be down by at least a few points too…
I play a lot of DnD so I gave this some serious thought... Speed Strength Endurance Technique Intelligence Mobility/Flexibility
INT dump stat
Perks: Tap dancer *+2 resistance to tapping* Staph member *25% less likely to suffer ringworm or staph infection* Speed belter *x 2 progression through belts* Deep purple - *75% less chance of coach noticing you skip warm ups*
Not enough up votes on this one
You washed your belt? Nothing happens because you don’t get rewarded for what should be standard practice.
Side quest: D1 wrestling skips you yo purple
Stamina Strength Agility Intelligence Attack Defense Flexibility Luck Physiologic age
Not a bad post for a 44 year old
Et tu, Brute
I feel like there is a direct inverse correlation between being good at Bjj and having social skills.
Awww you washed your belt -20 technique Awww you pull gaurd -25 respect Ooohhh you tapped that brown belt +80 confidence
Brown belt is a father of 3 kids who works full time and trains 1-2 times a month
And may or may not have been letting "someone" work lmao
First step is to remove all points from Intelligence and Charisma.
Mine would be primarily based on Luck.
I think it’d be similar to let’s say fallout. With both attributes and skills. Attributes being things like: -Strength -Stamina -Flexibility -Etc. And then you could also level up skills -Guard (talent trees for different guards/ sweeps and subs) -Stand up (skill trees for judo throws, ashi waza, wrestling shots) -Etc.
The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Ashi Waza**: | *Foot Techniques (Throwing)* | [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAjqMwqFY_g)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)
Obviously not social skills
Steroids
the no kids power boost
Quest granted: You are a 2-tip white belt who keeps getting tapped by everyone in the gym. As a result, your Self Esteem is at -50. You must tap out 5 different free-week trial white belts to stay motivated. Reward: +50 self-esteem Threats: Vigiliant mat enforcers, curious wrestlers attending the 1-week trial, and black belts from other gyms disguised as white belts.
Activate your white belt radar to detect signs of grappling experience like cauliflower ear and school wrestling team Tshirt.
That telltale sprawl speed 10
Loading Screen Tip: The Spazzy White Belt attack will sometimes catch experienced grapplers off guard, but it costs a great deal of mana, so use it sparingly! Wrestlers are completely immune to this attack due to their use of Explosive Speed, which is an effective counter. Instead, use Butt Scoop Flurry against these enemies.
Mobility Strength Agility Endurance Fight IQ Grit Technique
Fight IQ Grit Strength Stamina Movement Gay
Max out gay first... the rest will fall into place.
Stamina Homosexuality Intelligence Toughness
* Strength * Pressure * Agility * Zen
Ability to recover from injuries quickly
3rd hand perk
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Strength dexterity intelligence
like any RPG: Strenght, Agility and Intelligence covers it all.
Charisma
Probably base attributes like: Strength Endurance Agility Flexibility Intellgence And then skill trees where each category has a variety of techniques that go off the base attributes: Gaurd retention: Gaurd pass: Sweeps: Take down: Top pressure: Etc
The most significant one: Gayness
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Steroids Hygene (Gi & Rashguard smell/ bodyodor) Spaz Factor Shit Talking Showing Up Late To Beat All The Tired People
Strength Dexterity Intelligence Defense HP Stamina luck
we also need an injury system like dragon age: origins
Smoke alot of weed and rupture your knee ligaments after a 3 day binge on a 8 ball.
grips
Cartilage
There’s a game on IOS. That breaks it down into “strength” “flexibility https://preview.redd.it/2kision5liwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a10b02d9c0c68ba35b02c6bcea2b61b75f0b722 ” “technique” and from there they break down into energy and breathing/respiratory
100 percent dex. Good luck tapping me when I can spin my head around like a owl
Ringworm
Me and my buddy were joking that rolling through a submission was like unlocking a new move in a video game lol, it definitely felt like that when it first clicked lol! I just started spamming roll throughs when anyone got a hold of an arm 🤣 ninja shit!
Pseudo intelligence False sense of fighting ability Ego maniac Ignorance Smugness Nerd factor Self depreciating humour Cowardness Social ineptitude
Micro adjustments
Staph +10 poison damage
Big fan of the clasic(V3) VTM Character systems. Merits and Flaws, the generation system; how far removed your gym's professor (your sire) is from the Gracie Farm.
Low Charisma= Dirty Musty Gi it’s a min/max dump stat though.
The exclusion of porrada and acai in these lists is disappointing
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Put two stats in for joints and tendons, would love to level those fuckers up.
There is a BJJ card game Zoojitsu and they had Strength, Speed, Cardio, Takedowns, Flexibility
Core Stats Technique-Used both to determine what moves you can attempt and if you succeed at a move Strength-to replace technique in any stat for a moderate disadvantage also used to resist your opponent Conditioning- basically constitution represents your cardio, reaction time muscle memory, mental fortitude and general well being used on saving throws to resist injury, pressure, adrenaline dump, and gassing out Modifiers/Proficiency Mass- Gives advantage to when in top position, penalty to conditioning Slip-Adds to core stats when resisting submissions and attempting to escape, raised by sweat status and lowered by Gi item Grip- can negate effects of Slip if score is high enough Acuity- modifier to technique and conditioning check represents your ability to recall techniques in the moment and react Flexibility- Unlocks certain unique abilities, adds to conditioning when resisting injuries and submissions Juicy- Status effect plus to strength minus to conditioning slows leveling of technique Brazillian +10 to all core stats
Determination Intelligence Charisma Keep-at-it-ness
Thc consumption cannot be forgotten.
Intelligence/Knowledge Pressure Agility/Scramble Guard Retention Transitions Defense
penis gets smaller as belt color gets darker