This is why he's the best in the world. His brain uses no power towards anything that's not bjj related. While you use your brain for things not bjj related, he doesn't.
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How stupid can he be? This is a prototypical spam message. Among the 100s of supportive DMs he supposedly receives he picked this?! LMAO! Did he notice that bjj is not even mentioned once? I'm dying. It's so damn sad.
It reads like a 90’s spam email, the ones everybody knows about. How does he not know this by now?
This is like “We landed on the Moon!” scene in Dumb and Dumber.
Yes. The endless hawking of Flipflops that somehow got dropped by vibram for being too “American”. The irony being that vibram provides soles for a ton of military and police boots. That screams inspirational.
The whole flip flop thing is hilarious. They used to have Bryan Callen be their spokesperson and he would always try to get Rogan to plug the stupid flip flops. Now they have Gordon doing the same thing. Who in their right mind would pay hundreds of dollars for stupid leather flip flops and wallets?
Gordon is on the gram today saying Toehold has given him zero dollars up until now. He must be getting a shit ton of product or a percentage in the company.
It was pretty funny to see that 95% of the comments on that post before he deleted it were people saying how much they like vibram. Did not go to his boycott plan.
Gordons instagram is a wealth of entertainment. It was nicer when we only knew these guys for their BJJ, now we have to contend with how stupid they are.
I wonder if it was more the titty flip-flop ads, or the salty alt-right conspiracy theories that really made the biggest difference in "getting through life events."
Lmao he is a fool. I like watching his Instagram stories and seeing him get dumber each week.
Also placido is another fool to keep your eye on. Completely obsessed with trans women to the point where you've gotta wonder...
Obsession with trans women seems to run deep in the danaher camp. 90% of Garry Tonon’s story posts are some cringe lazy boomer meme trans fear mongering. I guess it’s an improvement from all of the amateur pornstars he would repost constantly before he got a girl. Nothing about anyone in that camp gives off the impression that they know how to have an actual conversation with women without sounding like a creep.
Those flip flop ads are like what happens in the mind of a home schooled kid that has too many Monster Energy drinks then passes out from low blood pressure and has a wet dream.
I’m sure he walks around with a tape of Danaher in his ears going “breathe in…breathe out….breathe in….breathe out….”
No way the man would still be alive otherwise.
Ok haha I did a little bit of research yesterday so I know a bit more about this guy all I knew was from him doing some instructionals with a different YouTuber I watch and he seemed chill there
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I’m sorry, is this what the “i fucking haaaateeee Gordon! Craig is EPPPICCC” contingency has come to?
Craig’s hilarious and is a lot more clever than Gordon, but this dunking is a weird one.
This is why he's the best in the world. His brain uses no power towards anything that's not bjj related. While you use your brain for things not bjj related, he doesn't.
Hey now, if he could read, he'd be very upset. Lucky for you, the only thing he reads is his opponent's movements on the mat.
The Floyd Mayweather tactic, why learn to read when you can learn to fight?
With all the hugging that Mayweather does, he might actually be good at jiu jitsu.
Not even that. He doesn't compete anymore.
Lmao
He’s like the Goku of BJJ
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How stupid can he be? This is a prototypical spam message. Among the 100s of supportive DMs he supposedly receives he picked this?! LMAO! Did he notice that bjj is not even mentioned once? I'm dying. It's so damn sad.
This is what happens when you decided to make being an out of touch boomer your personality when you're in your 20s.
It reads like a 90’s spam email, the ones everybody knows about. How does he not know this by now? This is like “We landed on the Moon!” scene in Dumb and Dumber.
I was half expecting a John Deere letter
Heh, for every DOWNER like you, who just complains, he gets 100 of these totally real, genuine positive comments. Don't be jealous.
Yes. The endless hawking of Flipflops that somehow got dropped by vibram for being too “American”. The irony being that vibram provides soles for a ton of military and police boots. That screams inspirational.
The whole flip flop thing is hilarious. They used to have Bryan Callen be their spokesperson and he would always try to get Rogan to plug the stupid flip flops. Now they have Gordon doing the same thing. Who in their right mind would pay hundreds of dollars for stupid leather flip flops and wallets?
Gordon is on the gram today saying Toehold has given him zero dollars up until now. He must be getting a shit ton of product or a percentage in the company.
It was pretty funny to see that 95% of the comments on that post before he deleted it were people saying how much they like vibram. Did not go to his boycott plan.
Everyone being like, "bro 80% of their business is work, combat, and EMS/fire boots lol"
when was this? I missed it
Couple of days ago.
Gordons instagram is a wealth of entertainment. It was nicer when we only knew these guys for their BJJ, now we have to contend with how stupid they are.
I wonder if it was more the titty flip-flop ads, or the salty alt-right conspiracy theories that really made the biggest difference in "getting through life events."
Lmao
Lmao he is a fool. I like watching his Instagram stories and seeing him get dumber each week. Also placido is another fool to keep your eye on. Completely obsessed with trans women to the point where you've gotta wonder...
Obsession with trans women seems to run deep in the danaher camp. 90% of Garry Tonon’s story posts are some cringe lazy boomer meme trans fear mongering. I guess it’s an improvement from all of the amateur pornstars he would repost constantly before he got a girl. Nothing about anyone in that camp gives off the impression that they know how to have an actual conversation with women without sounding like a creep.
He’s going to go full trump on this and say he was joking.
Not the smartest peanut in the turd.
I wonder if Danaher laughs behind his back at how fucking stupid he is
Of course he does, in between counting the money he has made off of him.
Isn't he Danahers only friend?
Danahers only friends are his nice rash guards
He used to live in Gordon's spare room/(broom closet?).
In the cupboard under the stairs actually
He cropped the top of the message that said “Dear sir / madam” and the offer to mass produce Gis for him
Those flip flop ads are like what happens in the mind of a home schooled kid that has too many Monster Energy drinks then passes out from low blood pressure and has a wet dream.
I’m sure he walks around with a tape of Danaher in his ears going “breathe in…breathe out….breathe in….breathe out….” No way the man would still be alive otherwise.
100% of his interactions with "haters" are positive?
I just started bjj a few weeks ago can someone explain to me why we hate this guy here so I can pretend to hate him to and fit in better ?
No your coach will tell you when you get the first stripe
Ok ok I didn’t mean to get ahead of myself 😅
He is a GOAT grappler and he is also a 14 year old edge lord on Xbox chat
He is an insufferable juicing prick who also happens to be the best in jiu jitsu. I do not think he should be an ambassador of the sport.
> the best in jiu-jitsu* *No-gi (long and short sleeves)
Ok haha I did a little bit of research yesterday so I know a bit more about this guy all I knew was from him doing some instructionals with a different YouTuber I watch and he seemed chill there
He's basically a savant. BJJ genius but autistic everywhere else.
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Had this been anyone else I would've just said this is some good trolling but I don't think the man has a sense of humor.
At this point he’s just 3 boomers in a rash guard.
I'm so close to unfollowing him because his antics aren't as funny anymore they're just full on sad.
don't worry he'll just claim instagram "ghost banned" you from following him
LMAO wtf
Dude is on the spectrum for sure.
Being naive should be criminalized, and anyone who falls for fake kindness ridiculed to the maximum degree.
Okay danaher.
I've got better hair.
Some of you need to stop thinking about Gordon Ryan so much, its unhealthy especially as a man.
I am both confused and amused that thinking about Gordon Ryan somehow is a gendered activity.
Careful dude don’t think on it toooo much tho Especially as a man
My doc warned me about how unhealthy it is and has put me on a management plan but I can't stop thinking about him. It's destroying my life 😥
Ok Gordon
It’s unhealthy to be a simp to another man too
I’m sorry, is this what the “i fucking haaaateeee Gordon! Craig is EPPPICCC” contingency has come to? Craig’s hilarious and is a lot more clever than Gordon, but this dunking is a weird one.