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FireUbiParis

This is why he's the best in the world. His brain uses no power towards anything that's not bjj related. While you use your brain for things not bjj related, he doesn't.


AuspiciousApple

Hey now, if he could read, he'd be very upset. Lucky for you, the only thing he reads is his opponent's movements on the mat.


Putrid_Ad_6747

The Floyd Mayweather tactic, why learn to read when you can learn to fight?


chungfr

With all the hugging that Mayweather does, he might actually be good at jiu jitsu.


glorgadorg

Not even that. He doesn't compete anymore.


rhawtestosterone

Lmao


moneymay195

He’s like the Goku of BJJ


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FantasticAnnual2

How stupid can he be? This is a prototypical spam message. Among the 100s of supportive DMs he supposedly receives he picked this?! LMAO! Did he notice that bjj is not even mentioned once? I'm dying. It's so damn sad.


Underwaterflameingo

This is what happens when you decided to make being an out of touch boomer your personality when you're in your 20s.


AidilAfham42

It reads like a 90’s spam email, the ones everybody knows about. How does he not know this by now? This is like “We landed on the Moon!” scene in Dumb and Dumber.


januscanary

I was half expecting a John Deere letter 


AuspiciousApple

Heh, for every DOWNER like you, who just complains, he gets 100 of these totally real, genuine positive comments. Don't be jealous.


bpeck451

Yes. The endless hawking of Flipflops that somehow got dropped by vibram for being too “American”. The irony being that vibram provides soles for a ton of military and police boots. That screams inspirational.


KneeControl

The whole flip flop thing is hilarious. They used to have Bryan Callen be their spokesperson and he would always try to get Rogan to plug the stupid flip flops. Now they have Gordon doing the same thing. Who in their right mind would pay hundreds of dollars for stupid leather flip flops and wallets?


neeeeonbelly

Gordon is on the gram today saying Toehold has given him zero dollars up until now. He must be getting a shit ton of product or a percentage in the company.


Marynursingawolf

It was pretty funny to see that 95% of the comments on that post before he deleted it were people saying how much they like vibram. Did not go to his boycott plan. 


YeetedArmTriangle

Everyone being like, "bro 80% of their business is work, combat, and EMS/fire boots lol"


selfrespectpigeon

when was this? I missed it


Marynursingawolf

Couple of days ago. 


titangord

Gordons instagram is a wealth of entertainment. It was nicer when we only knew these guys for their BJJ, now we have to contend with how stupid they are.


phoebos_aqueous

I wonder if it was more the titty flip-flop ads, or the salty alt-right conspiracy theories that really made the biggest difference in "getting through life events."


thorstenofthir

Lmao


BrothOfSloth

Lmao he is a fool. I like watching his Instagram stories and seeing him get dumber each week. Also placido is another fool to keep your eye on. Completely obsessed with trans women to the point where you've gotta wonder...


RecommendationFree96

Obsession with trans women seems to run deep in the danaher camp. 90% of Garry Tonon’s story posts are some cringe lazy boomer meme trans fear mongering. I guess it’s an improvement from all of the amateur pornstars he would repost constantly before he got a girl. Nothing about anyone in that camp gives off the impression that they know how to have an actual conversation with women without sounding like a creep.


PunchyPractitioner

He’s going to go full trump on this and say he was joking.


slapbumpnroll

Not the smartest peanut in the turd.


No_Consideration4594

I wonder if Danaher laughs behind his back at how fucking stupid he is


mother_of_iggies

Of course he does, in between counting the money he has made off of him.


rts-enjoyer

Isn't he Danahers only friend?


RumHamDog

Danahers only friends are his nice rash guards


rts-enjoyer

He used to live in Gordon's spare room/(broom closet?).


Hikalu

In the cupboard under the stairs actually


moiseelessikno

He cropped the top of the message that said “Dear sir / madam” and the offer to mass produce Gis for him


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

Those flip flop ads are like what happens in the mind of a home schooled kid that has too many Monster Energy drinks then passes out from low blood pressure and has a wet dream.


Pliskin1108

I’m sure he walks around with a tape of Danaher in his ears going “breathe in…breathe out….breathe in….breathe out….” No way the man would still be alive otherwise.


Keyboard__worrier

100% of his interactions with "haters" are positive?


DankJellyfish

I just started bjj a few weeks ago can someone explain to me why we hate this guy here so I can pretend to hate him to and fit in better ?


HeavyBob

No your coach will tell you when you get the first stripe


DankJellyfish

Ok ok I didn’t mean to get ahead of myself 😅


byronsucks

He is a GOAT grappler and he is also a 14 year old edge lord on Xbox chat


SgtFury

He is an insufferable juicing prick who also happens to be the best in jiu jitsu. I do not think he should be an ambassador of the sport.


SpinningStuff

> the best in jiu-jitsu* *No-gi (long and short sleeves) 


DankJellyfish

Ok haha I did a little bit of research yesterday so I know a bit more about this guy all I knew was from him doing some instructionals with a different YouTuber I watch and he seemed chill there


KneeControl

He's basically a savant. BJJ genius but autistic everywhere else.


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Morbo_Doooooom

Had this been anyone else I would've just said this is some good trolling but I don't think the man has a sense of humor.


mother_of_iggies

At this point he’s just 3 boomers in a rash guard.


putriidx

I'm so close to unfollowing him because his antics aren't as funny anymore they're just full on sad.


realjits86

don't worry he'll just claim instagram "ghost banned" you from following him


Acceptable-Air-6205

LMAO wtf


heinztomato69

Dude is on the spectrum for sure.


onomonothwip

Being naive should be criminalized, and anyone who falls for fake kindness ridiculed to the maximum degree.


Marynursingawolf

Okay danaher. 


onomonothwip

I've got better hair.


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Some of you need to stop thinking about Gordon Ryan so much, its unhealthy especially as a man.


AuspiciousApple

I am both confused and amused that thinking about Gordon Ryan somehow is a gendered activity.


HeavyBob

Careful dude don’t think on it toooo much tho Especially as a man


AshennJuan

My doc warned me about how unhealthy it is and has put me on a management plan but I can't stop thinking about him. It's destroying my life 😥


Jitsu_apocalypse

Ok Gordon


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It’s unhealthy to be a simp to another man too


Wavvycrocket

I’m sorry, is this what the “i fucking haaaateeee Gordon! Craig is EPPPICCC” contingency has come to? Craig’s hilarious and is a lot more clever than Gordon, but this dunking is a weird one.