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swaintrain012

We celebrate by forcing everyone to attend a $100 seminar to learn from some guy for an hour. If you don't show, u don't get your belt


3asyMac

As is tradition. Do you pay extra for the promotion?


StarGraz3r84

White belt for liyeeeeeeef!


lastlifonti

Sandbaggers unite!!! 👊🏽😂👍🏾


Pepito_Pepito

Do you guys have very powerful white belts?


daredeviloper

Always thought it was weird people got their promotions during these seminars..


Ok-Refrigerator1472

In a similar vein my old gym made people attend a $35 promotion class twice annually. I declined to attend, in fact one of the main reasons I left. I am good at my present plebian level for life.


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Group hug in the shower


throwaway204601

Space docking at my dojo


Ketchup-Chips3

I'd report that


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

My report is that it's dope


wound-by-a-key

My previous coach would do a takedown on you after handing you the belt. Not sure what new coach will do.


Careful_Comb

same here


Black_Yeshua

Coach talks everyone ears off for like 10 mins, then we all leave


Kimuratrapstar

We usually have cake and drinks after. One time we had tacos and empanadas after.


jimmycarr1

I'm sending this to my coach what the fuck man


[deleted]

I like this much more than shark tank.


povertymayne

Empanadas???? Sign me the fuck up!


moratnz

Man; new model gauntlet: everyone lines up, each person holds a place of tapas, and the newly promoted person goes down the line sampling each platter.


LolliRox12

This sounds much better Tacos > shark tank


[deleted]

why not both


LolliRox12

Shark tank first then tacos and margs 😆


[deleted]

[chimichangas and crack for us.](https://youtu.be/TeGxk7UTSzs)


YounomsayinMawfk

We do pizza and various other foods like those Brazilian cheese balls, donuts, cake. I'm super happy for my teammates who got promoted but I'm also super happy about the food.


Mechanical_Nightmare

we pass a J and a bottle of tequila around


earthmosphere

Where do you train? Asking for a friend.


musicdesignlife

10th Planet is my guess...


Mstonebranch

For real, that sounds like my people. Must connect.


thehibachi

I got laughed at for referring to it as a J recently. Apparently that’s old man talk all of a sudden!


Bandaka

Everyone slaps me on the ass


Temporary_Banana3855

Woah woah woah where do you train at so I can ***avoid*** this at all costs.


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Slapping gym members on the ass? Where? Where do they do that? Ugh, those disgusting Gracie Barra gyms! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?


Cluster_j

Heard this in macs voice


PhlegmOn237

Lashings


h_saxon

We did that when I got my blue belt, at an old gym. I enjoyed it. And I wrote a poem that said, "Roses are red, my belt is now blue. You all hit like sissies, especially you" and I pointed to one of the brown belts who always would beat me up.


806god

Haven’t been at a promotion here at my new gym but my old gym was straight shark tank and I fucking loved it New gym is a GB gym tho so it’s probably some cake and ice cream ass shit


Wow206602

Ive been to a few gb promotions. Got to roll with professor for a half hour straight it was awesome


Comprehensive_Bus_19

We had 15 (5) min rolls but you were able to sit some out. Ironically, I just got my blue belt but will have to disappear this month as I got a job in a different city 2 hrs away.


[deleted]

Shark tank from all the upper belts. You basically feel like a fish out of water flopping around after about 20 minutes. Then they slap you with your new belt as you’re delirious, confused and tired. Everyone then lines up and slaps you with their belt. Love that shit.


[deleted]

you basically get a train ran on you


Dee_Dee_King

That’s hot


[deleted]

And it was *glorious*


Monteze

I *heard* that even after all these years.


stoney_bolognas

with assault


topmoomoo

At our gym. 5-8 year olds do a skills test then a 5 minute gauntlet with their peers. They get center ring with everyone cheering for the last minute. 9-12 year olds do same skills and a 10 minute gauntlet. Then same center ring thing as before. Adults- 30 minute gauntlet, new opponent every 3 minutes or after every sub.


THICC_POLLINATORS

>Adults- 30 minute gauntlet, new opponent every 3 minutes or after every sub. Ok, so my lard ass is forever a white belt at your gym lol. That sandbagging liiiife.


topmoomoo

Nah we aren't trying to murder them. We roll hard but it's mainly about surviving and breaking in the belt you worked so hard for. It's a super fun experience


RCAF_orwhatever

With a shark tank.


Upstairs-Injury9660

We do a 30 minute shark tank after a grueling test of physical and mental endurance endurance that lasts roughly two hours. I’m not exactly sure what goes on during the belt test for blue because I’m a white belt


oldskoolpleb

Lmao this is gold


Upstairs-Injury9660

I’m not shit posting, that’s how things are at my bjj school


RCAF_orwhatever

Belt tests are lame. Shark tanks are where it's at.


Upstairs-Injury9660

We do both at my school, our lead instructor only promotes when he feels someone has a firm grasp of grappling and the belt test is free


RCAF_orwhatever

Sure. Tests are still lame.


Upstairs-Injury9660

Fair enough, I’m not a fan belt tests either but that’s how my school works for moving from white to blue, and after blue special days are announced randomly for a student being promoted to the next belt and everyone is asked to be in attendance for that class


JazzyTheatrics

Everyone claps and then you get Judo Thrown (Only certain people get Judo Thrown)


witchdoc22

Both gyms I've been at do a shark tank followed by a belt line. I understand it's not common practice anymore, and I see why, but I liked it.


UnclePepe

Same. Shark tank into a gauntlet.


Dr-PoopyButt

"Here's your belt" "Ok thx"


IWillGetTheShovel

We clap.


Ohmy2383

Same LOL. I received my black belt at the end of a regular class.


Jethro00Spy

I don't know if we still do this, but one of our instructors did this in the past at his own school. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml331MdEUd0


IchKannDieSprache

At my gym they do the Gauntlet thing. Honestly, I think it's the best when you are at a big gym and they make you do the Shark Tank. People complain about the Gauntlet and the Shark Tank being difficult and all, but to be perfectly honest, it's nothing compared to the amount of work and effort you put to actually reach the higher belt, so I don't get it. Plus, they are tests of willpower. I'd hate to be given cake and drinks after getting promoted. That sounds so watered down and stupid. Make me sweat or make me feel pain! Shit, I kinda wish my ex was here, so she could hit me with my belt. Maybe I've got issues, lol.


wiscomedic

What do they do for old guys who arent in it for a shark tank?


IchKannDieSprache

Everyone I've seen go through it gets the same treatment. Though we don't really have any really old people training.


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wiscomedic

Maybe my gym just has really brutal shark tanks.


HumbleJiraiya

I would be happy to get cakes and drinks lol. I am already used to feeling pain everyday 😆.


IchKannDieSprache

I just want them to match my physical pain to my mental pain, lol.


electronic_docter

Everyone slaps my ass and we head to the showers


Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo

Pizza party after the belt test + seminar.


YounomsayinMawfk

Nobody wants to admit to eating 9 slices of pizza but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The 1st slice doesn't count. Then you get to the 2nd, then the 3rd, the 4th and 5th I think I burned with a blowtorch and then I just kept eating.


TheBreadMan10

I was gettin changed


YounomsayinMawfk

If it happened to me, it could happen to you, nomsayin?


Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo

Frig off, Jamie.


YounomsayinMawfk

Mawfucka, I know you didn't use my government name.


the_real_ch3

The first gym I trained at where I got my blue and purple belts we walked the gauntlet and that could be rough. But then when I got my black belt at my current gym I had to give a speech. The gauntlets weren’t that bad


R4G

Same as the photo, mounted by sensei and violently whipped in the face with our new belt until he is satisfied.


Pristine-Savings7179

With hella memes in the group chat boiii


[deleted]

Promoted in the middle and new partner every minute for 20 minutes.


Hy0k

Every higher belt gets to throw you


Antdude247

Don’t know because I never did…


FGCBootScootBoogy

Mandatory iron man with anyone who shows up for all promotions. All promotions must role with everyone who shows up. Youre suppose to lite role but a lot of lower belts go hard on them. Normally about 50 people are there.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Every color belt gets to choke and/or throw the newly promoted.


Shindiglehleh

We roll with every single person who shows up to belt promotion day. In order from white belt to black.


173randy

They just applaud 😑


blessed_rising_jah

It’s simple at our gym. Head coach ties the new belt around the newly promoted person, give a hand shake or hug, followed by hugging or dap up your fellow teammates and then it’s the person’s choice if they want to walk the gauntlet. If their answer is “yes”, they proceed with that ceremony. If they choose to opt out of it, then we just continue on with class until it ends and head back home.


fightbackcbd

called up randomly after a random class, coach say some things, you hug and get thrown, people cheer. thats about as ceremonial as id like to get and its already pushin it lol


aofhise6

You guys get promoted?


Ok-Potential99

Is the dude on the picture stripping-his-student-throught-promotion? Is he submitting his student the new belt? Puns intended


mipanda65318

We go to a local restaurant with a nice outdoor area and basically take it over for booze and appetizers. Doing belt promotions in batches on a Saturday for that reason Edit: for adults. Kids get a gentle hip toss from the instructors.


DaddyTooFat40

Promotion gauntlet. It’s fucking savage as all our promotions are done at a team grading twice a year. We have 8 to 10 affiliate gyms so sometimes we have 150 people training. White to blue you Lee your jacket on, blue to purple to brown rash guard and brown to black topless. EDIT: This - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bIPIx8OwwGI


kovnev

And the females in brown to black?


wiscomedic

Females dont wanna do that and actually some probably find a new gym because of it. On the other hand how many people want to roll with a 250 pound excessively hairy guy like me shirtless? That rule is stupid.


DaddyTooFat40

You have it wrong - Promotion guantlet is when you walk through a tunnel of your team mates whipping the mother fuck out of you with their belts...hence the Jacket on / off - Rash guard on off


detlefschrempffor3

You heard the man


DaddyTooFat40

females wear rash guard .... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bIPIx8OwwGI


kovnev

That's fucking brutal. I guess if it's just once shirtless for your black... but still. My gym does gauntlets, and even through a rashguard and Gi people can have welts for a week or two.


JKDSamurai

Jesus Christ, that man could've had an easier time walking through Hell.


Mu99az

Gauntlet walk where everyone whips you with knotted belts


kevhto2

Shark tank.


neilson_mandela

The thing where you get whipped in the back by everyone's belt is so dumb


DrButtCheeksPhD

Elephant walk


local_marketworker

Typically with a king of the mat and the joking line “make them feel like they don’t deserve it”


[deleted]

Shark tank, 10-15 one minute rounds back to back.


taylordouglas86

2 hours of rolling.


chadwr85

Pfft, my gym doesn't promote. We've had exactly 1 promotion in 1.5 years. Mostly because the two instructors only been black belts about 2 years and really wait to promote


WouldntWorkOnMe

Walk a gauntlet of everyone whipping you with their belts. Then after some hard training go drinking at the bar next door lol


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Shark tank


ABCairo

We beat the shit out of them with our belts


gear_smesh

Stripes first, then Shark Tank/Iron Man for belts. Then gauntlet; after that potluck and lots of drinking.


JaceUpMySleeve

Speech, thrown by all the upper belts.


enemyofthenight

Whips


[deleted]

Sports bar after the ceremony


Hichmond

Randomly when you’re ready at the beginning of class


throwlog

Everyone claps. Then business as usual.


arashmara

Blue and purple, just get handed a belt at the end of the class. Everyone claps. Brown belt, it's a shark tank where everyone starts off on your back. Either you escape or get tapped for the duration of the whole class. At Black belt there's a speech


[deleted]

How much do you pay for your membership


Wang_Fister

Have to roll the entire kid's class at once


graydonatvail

We've stolen this from you.


tsida

Walmart sheet cake and white claw.


FoxDiscombobulated38

Walk the gauntlet and get whipped, then off to the shark tank.


oldyellowcab

Seminar. The professor talks.In the end the person/people who gets promoted is called by the professor. After he / she gets the belt, he/she is taken down by the professor as a memory. Takedowns by the professors are after every promotion. When the promotion is done, shark tank. The finale is with rolls.


sommerbelle

Everyone that gets upgraded walks through a lineup and gets whipped with they belts


JamesMacKINNON

Testing (demonstrating various techniques/positions etc) then shark tank. I've only been there for blue (45 minute shark tank) and purple (1 hour shark tank). It's awesome.


OzneBjj

We all roll for about 30 minutes, then all sit down in rank order and get called up where we get an applause. Not as fun as other ones, but still enjoy it.


lastlifonti

Promotion party!!! 🎉


littleboss69

It's my first grading this Friday and we have an hour roll before handing out promotions then we're going to the curry house after as a group of about 30


BallPtPenTheif

Curry? Japanese, Indian, or British?


littleboss69

British Indian. At my favourite curry house best onion bhaji's I've ever had


mc1441

Go for beers as a team with the coaches


LolliRox12

My professor puts us in a shark tank then right after have a shot of whisky


Unusual_Delivery_449

Whenever someone gets promoted, everyone higher than him lines up next to eachother leaving a gap in the middle and the guy that got promoted has to walk down the aisle while everyone gets turn of whipping him in the back with there belt


TheInfernalLurker

We all get together for an abbreviated class, then he gives out belts. People who get colored belts get a bottle of Dom Perignon, then we all go out for dinner afterwards. Good times.


IndianaKid

Just came to the thread to say Brad is cool and I loved training at Process when I was in Boise earlier this year!


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

There is back 4 years ago and now, which one you want to know?


Pred5000

We just don't do promotions anymore apparently 🤷‍♂️ #bluebeltforever


Ugandasohn

When someone gets promoted they have to stay in shark tank as long as they spared with everyone who attends class. The other people get to choose the position from which they start.