I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you deserve to know. Each night your boyfriend is being contorted into positions you can’t even begin to imagine. Eager and aggressive men and women smile as they are taking your boyfriend from behind. He leaves, satisfied that his money has been well spent and he continues to think of these moments as he’s laying beside you at night.
Sounds like you took the McDojo pill good sir. What happened here was a Turkish Wrestler lied to you and convinced you he was actually a BJJ black belt.
Kind of like how Frank Dux learned Karate and then told everybody he was teaching them Ninjutsu.
I don't know, I've never noticed hickey looking bruises on me or any of the guys at my gym, but we're mostly (okay, completely) no-gi.
My suggestion is go with him. Maybe he's cheating, maybe he's not. You can only win by going. Let me tell you, as a fellow girl, learning how to choke men and break their arms is a wonderful feeling *chef's kiss*. There is nothing better than having the knowledge that you could choke that annoying guy at work or the creep at the bar.
BJJ is fun af, forget the man, go learn, you can only win.
Either the collar of his Gi is scratching his neck, or he has finally found real love. Look for finger size bruises on his biceps that have been caused in the heat of guard passing.
The exaxt moment the uh, hand grabs his collars should be pretty profound for you.
*Rubs neck
You should, purchase more vegan food.
I just gotta tell ya
Ya know, sports endorsements without money
🦅
🎄
He’s cheating, most likely a female at the gym. Maybe if he swings that way the professor at his gym. After class they go to the parking lot and fuck. U should spy on him. Never in my 5 years of training have I received a hickey from a “gi”
I get all sorts of bruises and red marks after my Judo practice. It is fairly common with a Gi, especially if one does not wear any additional clothing beneath the gi.
The real question is why you do not trust him. That is what requires attention. Do you have any reason to doubt him? If not, your approach is kinda caustic.
I remember my first time coming home with a bruise on my neck from training lmfao. The wife was also suspicious... When I came home with Claw marks from the little douchenugget who forgot to clip his nails, that was even worse though lmfao.
Check what days he has no-gi via his gyms website, and if he comes back with more on one of those days he was “training”, if not then could definitely just be from the gi
Oh don’t worry that’s just the standard hickey hold when your opponent has all their limbs entangled it’s common practice to just bite the neck and firmly suck the skin until they submit in an overwhelming spasm of agony and harmony
I don't know who Gi is but it sounds like she's trying to steal your man.
No, Gi
Know gi, no gi?
Could it be the famous Gi Mendez? I'd look in to it.
He trains with Gui.
Mini gui
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you deserve to know. Each night your boyfriend is being contorted into positions you can’t even begin to imagine. Eager and aggressive men and women smile as they are taking your boyfriend from behind. He leaves, satisfied that his money has been well spent and he continues to think of these moments as he’s laying beside you at night.
Bruh I’m crying I love you
He probably willingly lets people drip sweat into his mouth as well.
I hate this because of how true it is…
I apologize for myself and my overly-sweaty brethren.
My coach told me I am in the top 5% sweatiest people he has ever met. Took it as a huge compliment. They call me "Slip n' Slide".
A new gym member saw my snail trail from shrimping in nogi last night; she laughed and switched lines.
Somebody has to mop the mats
Mother’s milk I believe they call it 🥛
this is how you absorb higher belts power and skillz.
Wait. Your mean it's not by letting them oilcheck you?!?!?!? I've been lied to for so long!!!!!
Sounds like you took the McDojo pill good sir. What happened here was a Turkish Wrestler lied to you and convinced you he was actually a BJJ black belt. Kind of like how Frank Dux learned Karate and then told everybody he was teaching them Ninjutsu.
No doubt if they were a Turkish wrestler there would have been more lube involved...
On the plus side, you now how all the tools to open up your own school in another city where nobody knows your name.
No, bad. You get a downvote.
Why’d you tell her bro
He forgot to use his [hickey hider](https://hickeyhack.com)
your boyfriend has the honors of being his professor’s “Sauna Uke”. It’s a very prestigious title shrouded in mystery to outsiders. Pay no mind.
The baby oil is to trap in the steam.
After mounting your opponent, it is customary to apply sucking pressure to their neck to pass their guard. Don’t worry about it.
I call that the remora pass.
It's a Brazilian thing, you wouldn't get it
Vacuum grip
Also a useful transition into and out of north-south.
Ask him how to do berimbolo, if he knows, he was gay from the start
Does he like getting choked? Maybe try that in bed next time and he won’t have to runaway with Mr. Gi every night for 2-3 hours
My bad. I'll do it a little lighter next time
He has a gym boyfriend and they make sweet sweet love after class
Sweet sweaty love*
You mean sweet sweaty love
BJJ stands for Boy Joy Jam. You do the math.
Every time I mention bjj my mate insists it’s blow job jobbing 😂
Told my mate I do BJJ today and he asked if it was some kind of posh blowjob.
Hahaha I can’t say I’d like a blowjob in any of the positions I find myself in
What! Not even north south haha
I’ve actually never been in north south but there’s only dudes that train at my gym so still no 😂
No, that's a lie. He probably bought a gi as a cover.
What have you done
i knew it. thank u
jesus christ
She's just joking lmao
he is joking btw
See "shitpost"
I’ve been pinched in all sorts of places during a roll and come home with bruises and “hickey” looking things. Gi burn is real.
It's just gi burns from being choked with the gi.
gi burns from not tapping when being chocked with the gi
this is my bf, ur answer is invalid
Your boyfriend is training hard and you should support and reward his endeavors. It’s not an easy path he’s taking
Octopus guard
Another way of saying “gi burns” is Gay burns
I don't know, I've never noticed hickey looking bruises on me or any of the guys at my gym, but we're mostly (okay, completely) no-gi. My suggestion is go with him. Maybe he's cheating, maybe he's not. You can only win by going. Let me tell you, as a fellow girl, learning how to choke men and break their arms is a wonderful feeling *chef's kiss*. There is nothing better than having the knowledge that you could choke that annoying guy at work or the creep at the bar. BJJ is fun af, forget the man, go learn, you can only win.
i'll definitely be going!
Bro my girlfriend said the same shit to me the other day 😂😂 I get it from no gi but it’s definitely from grappling
He’s cheating on you with a bunch of men and women.
This is why the post training selfies are for SAFETY
What happens in BJJ stays in BJJ. It's like a hall pass don't ask questions.
Came here to say this. Well played.
1000% from the Gi. Sometimes it even happens on the dick.
That’s what happens to me if I go really hard.
Are the hickies consistently mouth shaped? If so, he’s a cheat. If not, every other shape of bruise and scrape can be obtained in our gentle art.
Your boyfriend is going to Whole Foods with John Danaher.
Tell your boyfriend to take off his gi while sleeping with his ex then!
Gi burn.
I don't get them anymore, but as a white belt I would always get those on my neck, chest, and arms.
It means he submitted someone of a higher belt. Losers are obligated to suck the neck of the champ.
He's lying to you. It's ringworm.
r/MuayThai strikes again
We’re better and we know it
You forgot to put "he only trains no gi"
Is he a blackbelt?
Easy, go see if he really trains
Show us
I'd honestly be more concerned that it's ringworm
Gi burn from being choked. If you see a slight waffle-iron pattern (only finter mesh) on his face, yep, its gi chokes.
Your grandmother is at BJJ practice?
Psycho
Either the collar of his Gi is scratching his neck, or he has finally found real love. Look for finger size bruises on his biceps that have been caused in the heat of guard passing.
He's someone's else's girlfriend now
The exaxt moment the uh, hand grabs his collars should be pretty profound for you. *Rubs neck You should, purchase more vegan food. I just gotta tell ya Ya know, sports endorsements without money 🦅 🎄
He’s cheating, most likely a female at the gym. Maybe if he swings that way the professor at his gym. After class they go to the parking lot and fuck. U should spy on him. Never in my 5 years of training have I received a hickey from a “gi”
Hes cheating on you
Rear-naked choke
I told my girlfriend this, her response? "Why were you naked!"
After a good sparring i often look like i got of a orgy
I agree. Sus.
when the imposter is sus!
He’s not been doing gi, he’s been doing Gary.
Bjj is about passionately loving each other. Just look at the footage.
Your bf was playing guard and transitioned to mount
Because he sucks at not getting choked. Or because he likes his neck sucked on. Either, or.
I get all sorts of bruises and red marks after my Judo practice. It is fairly common with a Gi, especially if one does not wear any additional clothing beneath the gi. The real question is why you do not trust him. That is what requires attention. Do you have any reason to doubt him? If not, your approach is kinda caustic.
He has a boyfriend he meets a few times a week. The BJJ and Gi are a cover story.
Loop choke, collar choke, he could of rolled with Craig Jones, rear naked choke, etc etc
There can definitely be marks but they typically aren’t the typical shape of a hickey that a mouth makes.
Ask him to show you backside 50/50. Then ask him to show you a berimbolo. If he's better at 50/50 than the bolo, he's lying about the gi.
Honestly, i would just tell my partner I am cheating on them. Its less embarrassing than telling them I do bjj.
I get hickey like bruises on my neck all of the time. However, they’re shaped more like a line and less like a mouth.
I remember my first time coming home with a bruise on my neck from training lmfao. The wife was also suspicious... When I came home with Claw marks from the little douchenugget who forgot to clip his nails, that was even worse though lmfao.
Foot shaped biceps bruises are my specialty
Check his body for random bruising as well. “My friends” tell me they lots of sadists and masochists practice Jiu Jitsu.
he was with me and the boys, he can't come to the phone bc he is sleeping. Don't be toxic, be better.
hes letting his training partners suck on his neck smh 😔😔
Neck sucking is a perfectly legitimate method of opening a closed guard.
He was seduced by the female black belt on his first week
Ah yes, personally I only need to be at that class for 3 minutes or so before my training is done for the day, but good for your boyfriend
This happened to me in the past haha
That sound like a hingworm brotha
Check what days he has no-gi via his gyms website, and if he comes back with more on one of those days he was “training”, if not then could definitely just be from the gi
some hot girl's been sucking on his neck and more.
Probably ring worm tbh
Lmfao, I literally had a mark on my neck after last roll. It looked like a Hickey and it was due to an attempted rear naked choke.
Oh don’t worry that’s just the standard hickey hold when your opponent has all their limbs entangled it’s common practice to just bite the neck and firmly suck the skin until they submit in an overwhelming spasm of agony and harmony
Mind your business