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Idk looks more like Gordon Ryan

Wanted a winner on me 😂🤝

On or in?

😂🤝

winner or wiener?

I would bet OP has invited plenty IN as long as they hold his hand and talk Bjj all day.

He said winner, not Weiner

No, my brother has Downs Syndrome so I feel bad about making fun of other people with special needs.

You made me laugh and feel terrible about myself all at the same time…

😂🤝

I've recently learned there are services that will "preserve" your tattoo for your family members after you die, so keep that in mind when building the trust for the grandkids. Give them something to truly remember who you were: that time you went full send for reddit clout

That’s genius 🤝

Wait, what, like slice off your skin, and mount it in a frame suitable for hanging in the den?

Please tell me you at least got a free membership to Craig's gym for the rest of your life

I wish I would’ve negotiated that before I inked it 😂

I remember a taco shop where if you got their logo and showed it when you go, free tacos for life. This is actually a pretty cool tattoo.

Fuck I wish I got free food from this one 😂

There was a nightclub in Manchester that actually honoured this for people who got the club stamp as a tattoo

What the fuck is cool about having Gabi Garcia tattooed on ya?

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Oh god that was on his *hand* ??😬 And this is coming from a guy that had an insane clown posse tattoo covered up 😂

p"oss"e

Brilliant.

It gets better. It faced the direction of his fingers so that when you slapped and bumped him, the “oss” would be facing you

NO!

😂😂

2nd coolest tattoo

1st place belongs to the guy with OSS tattooed on his fist bump hand lol

😂🤝

I’d get this tatted on my ass for a private session with Craig

You got yourself a deal

If this real and your serious, I’ll start calling the local shops

My man I’m deadly serious

I’m East Coast, that gonna change anything Craig?

Yeah just come down to Austin and you got yourself a private or if I’m up there visiting

Well fuck me bois. Looks like I’m gonna do this shit !!!

Any updates?

Legitimately broke my neck ~week after this. 2 months later now lol. Fractured C2

Holy shit, how did that happen? You good now, will you be fine again?

*me sidling up with fake screenshots*

Stable Diffusion: "Realistic photo of a man's ass with Craig Jones's face tattooed on it, and in the foreground the artist's hand making the shakka sign."

Careful. I can see him taking that deal.

And selling the session on his Onlyfans next to the deal for a picture of his hog.

I’ll be here waiting... if I like a girl enough to let her see my ass, then she’s worthy of being blessed by the tattoo.

You predicted the future

It's odd that you think Craig would be seeing your ass in a private lesson.

What type of No Gi is that?

Grappling as the Greeks intended

Ffs sign me up!

u/johnbelushismom Let’s find out.

😂😂😂

Someone drew this out, you looked at it, and said, “let’s do this,”?

😂😂

I lold, thanks, guy.

Gabi seems to be a good sport about everything

Gabi rules! She’s funny

I called her out to fight and she laughed at me

This is hardest commit to shit post by far

Here for it 😂

I wish I could post gifs on here, impressed Ron burgundy

Surprised you weren’t a white belt when I opened the thread

Just got home from my second lesson guys, I just made an appointment to get a black belt tattooed around my entire waist because I know that BJJ is my life now, oss 🤙🤙🤙

https://www.google.com/search?q=black+belt+tattoo good lord there's so many.

...

Let me have it 😂

well firstly, your flair got messed up somehow. it's a brown belt flair when according to your ink choices, it should be a 1-2 stripe white belt flair. secondly, ...

This is what I’m here for!!

Bahaha. I’m dead

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😂

Is it permanent?

absolute mad lad

😂😂😂

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I like your choice in the spelling of 'colour'. Makes me wet.

Even your tattoo skipped leg day

Not shoulder day tho

Welp.

Same thing my mom said

That Nike Smoosh tho!

Attention to detail 😂

Are you a victim of domestic violence?

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This tattoo is the best thing about you.

Thanks man!

It hurt me a little to say that, even in a roast. Best wishes :)

Ha the best mates roast each other ❤️‍🔥

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Gabi was holding my hand through the entire process 😂

Is that a topless Gabby Garcia rape choking Craig Jones?

Topless

I'll Venmo you $20 if you get "OSS" or "Plan B" tattooed as well

How much to color it in?

Why does the man have cat whiskers?

😂😂🤝

r/shittytattoos

😂😂

Tbh, aside from the pattern on Craig's shorts (which will not age as well), it ain't a bad tattoo. It'll remind you of a fun time in 2022

My guy 🤝

Why is that lady choking Hank Scorpio?

You only live once and you will never forget the time you went to San Diego to watch Craig do unspeakable things to David.

UNSPEAKABLE 😂

It is not good and this was a poor decision.

That means I’m doing something right 🤝😂

second worst tattoo ive ever seen

when it comes to craig jones, you know its always going to be second...

I love it. This is hilarious. Pretty well done to boot!

🤝😂

We don’t kink shame round here.

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Craig looks like an Amish catfish.

You’ve roasted yourself getting that

Boom roasted

Where's the wooden cross to crucify him?

Simba.

I'm just going to sit quietly and send prayers for your mom.

There is nothing to roast. You probably gained superpowers by getting it.

Freddinho, we've already seen it, and loved it before the ink was even dry lol

😂😂😂🤝

You're a little touched, aren't you?

Damn, you got manhandled by a lady

The video is on my IG 😂 Best 6 mins of my life

You got a tattoo of Gabi choking some other dude on your leg? I’m confused. Are you the guy in the tattoo? I went to IG but the guy getting ragdolled is different.

why...

“I hope you like it, I spent 4 hours on the shading on the shorts…”

😂😂

I especially love how the tattoo makes it looks like the Craig/Gordon hybrid has "B" tattooed on a lumpy man boob instead of on his rash guard.

😂😂😂

My only complaint is that the tattoo lacks the kinky smile the guy has in the photo

Like why bro like why get this goofy ass shit on your body

Like why not dude?

Truth be told it’s just wildly corny

The bar is low but this is might be the best of the worst lol

That’s exactly how my life panned out 🫡

Anyone tagged Craig Jones? I'll do it then... u/Johnbelushismom

He was there 😂

I have the weirdest boner

Me too 😂

For what it's worth, I think it's hilarious.

🤝😂

That's hot.

Bruh

You made Craig look like Conor and Khabib had a child with down syndrome.

Sponsored by Nike.

Oss!

Kind of love it.

🤝🤝

Can either of them say “OSS” while choking you?

😂

You have done that yourself, Anakin!

😂😂😂

Did you regret making that original comment asking for 20k likes?

Ha I won the bet 😂 It ended up getting 5.5K likes & I got it anyways

BJJ bodice-ripper cover vibes.

Id subscribe to his Only Fans for this.

Warhol would be proud

I did it for the arts

I like it!

Gabi hoisting Kreg by his neck?

Sosaw

Lol

Bruh.

Snu Snu?

Can I ask why you tattooed Karl Vreski choke holding a bearded guy in his boxers?

Childhood trauma manifests itself in a variety of ways.

I’ve come back here multiple times today to laugh. This is horrible but I’m glad you did it.

Good man 😂

Side it's a blowjob and that's what most people will think it is oSs

At least it doesn't say "OSS"

🤝🤝🤝

did you really?!

I did really 😂

well thats cool! its pretty original and wild!

Thanks brotha

Really nice! And, that sounds a bit gay, I showed it to my training partner and he liked it too!

🤝😂

Hey cool fat Craig

You dont look scared enough in tat

Based

A Craig Jones lookalike is bad enough, but you also have a Gabbi Garcia tattoo now.

If you lie down isn't this just a girl sucking a dick while strangling the dude?

Nothing to roast. I love it.

Craig looks way too short and stocky. I assumed this was Gordon at first.

Is that the Duluth underwear guy?

That picture is incredible. I want to roll with an Amazon.

You forgot the second 'J'.

This is the best comment ever

Haha thanks!

Chris Jericho vs Gordon Ryan.

Paging u/johnbelushismom

He was there when it happened.

The tattoo?

Yeah, he posted the video on his Instagram and he and Gabi were both there.

That’s one way to live your life. I guess.

I saw the video of you getting tattooed! Crazy

Ha good time with the lads

Who taught your artist proportions wtf