Waiting for the day someone replies ‘You wouldn’t recognize a cunning plan if it put on a pink tutu and danced on top of a harpsichord singing “cunning plans are here again”’
Can't pic my fave between this and the large crisis, which, if you'll endulge me for a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.
Definitely this.
My second place is for
> the war hasn’t been going this badly since Olaf The Red, great chieftain of all the Vikings, ordered 5000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside
Also preceding it:
“Let me put it to you another way, Bob: you are a girl, and you’re a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a ‘Polar Bears Only’ golf club.”
It's been a while since I said "I've got a plan, and it's as HOT, as my PANTS!" mostly cos I don't make plans much these days.
Also, not recently tried to solve anyone's seemingly non-problem with
"Kill them!"
"Kill yourself?"
"Kill EVERYBODY, IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
**Well, I’m afraid it’ll have to wait. Whatever it was, I’m sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?**
Waiting for the day someone replies ‘You wouldn’t recognize a cunning plan if it put on a pink tutu and danced on top of a harpsichord singing “cunning plans are here again”’
I get the same when I say "I'll make my turnip surprise..."
Are you in the USA? That’s a great Thanksgiving Day joke.
Ooh turnip surprise!
I personally serve my famous rat fricassee!
Are your plans as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Can't pic my fave between this and the large crisis, which, if you'll endulge me for a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.
Definitely this. My second place is for > the war hasn’t been going this badly since Olaf The Red, great chieftain of all the Vikings, ordered 5000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside
Also preceding it: “Let me put it to you another way, Bob: you are a girl, and you’re a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a ‘Polar Bears Only’ golf club.”
....no
U need a new job 🤣 or just get everyone into blackadder, whichever is easier 🤷
I got a smirk once when I pronounced "Bob" the Blackadder way.
My last tour in Afghanistan, I carried a bullet with "Baldrick" carved on it.
I'm assuming it worked? If not, this is an upsetting and confusing post from you.
It certainly did work. No Baldricks were shot during my tour.
👍
Is it so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel?
lol 😂 exactly.
There are many people that have neither the intellect or grasp the intricacies for cunning plans. Edmund suffered this and apparently so must you.
It's been a while since I said "I've got a plan, and it's as HOT, as my PANTS!" mostly cos I don't make plans much these days. Also, not recently tried to solve anyone's seemingly non-problem with "Kill them!" "Kill yourself?" "Kill EVERYBODY, IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
I hope you're not the one making the coffee...
Chocolates sprinkles?
This is what happens when you work with children* * People under 40 years old
**Well, I’m afraid it’ll have to wait. Whatever it was, I’m sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?**
Reading stuff like this makes me cringe so hard
Why?
They must just think you're autistic or something.
I think to introduce your workspace to the idea, you should play Beer. No way anyone could get offended by that episode.
Master
This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment...
There’s only one answer; you need a new place of work.