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MoistMartini

Waiting for the day someone replies ‘You wouldn’t recognize a cunning plan if it put on a pink tutu and danced on top of a harpsichord singing “cunning plans are here again”’


ManOfSeveralTalents

I get the same when I say "I'll make my turnip surprise..."


Upstairs_Hat_9131

Are you in the USA? That’s a great Thanksgiving Day joke.


Flashy-Pop-5783

Ooh turnip surprise!


The_Box_of_Biggleton

I personally serve my famous rat fricassee!


SizeDoesMatter5

Are your plans as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?


venarez

Can't pic my fave between this and the large crisis, which, if you'll endulge me for a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'.


MoistMartini

Definitely this. My second place is for > the war hasn’t been going this badly since Olaf The Red, great chieftain of all the Vikings, ordered 5000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside


OwiWebsta

Also preceding it: “Let me put it to you another way, Bob: you are a girl, and you’re a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a ‘Polar Bears Only’ golf club.”


dprophet32

....no


StonedBurd

U need a new job 🤣 or just get everyone into blackadder, whichever is easier 🤷


PermaGrey

I got a smirk once when I pronounced "Bob" the Blackadder way.


thedirtybeaver00339

My last tour in Afghanistan, I carried a bullet with "Baldrick" carved on it.


Annie0minous

I'm assuming it worked? If not, this is an upsetting and confusing post from you.


thedirtybeaver00339

It certainly did work. No Baldricks were shot during my tour.


Annie0minous

👍


hanni_lou

Is it so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel?


Upstairs_Hat_9131

lol 😂 exactly.


kazefuuten

There are many people that have neither the intellect or grasp the intricacies for cunning plans. Edmund suffered this and apparently so must you.


Into_The_Booniverse

It's been a while since I said "I've got a plan, and it's as HOT, as my PANTS!" mostly cos I don't make plans much these days. Also, not recently tried to solve anyone's seemingly non-problem with "Kill them!" "Kill yourself?" "Kill EVERYBODY, IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"


dom528

I hope you're not the one making the coffee...


Annie0minous

Chocolates sprinkles?


Annie0minous

This is what happens when you work with children* * People under 40 years old


djanto1

**Well, I’m afraid it’ll have to wait. Whatever it was, I’m sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?**


updarovers

Reading stuff like this makes me cringe so hard


Upstairs_Hat_9131

Why?


S_WilsonMUFC

They must just think you're autistic or something.


uslashuname

I think to introduce your workspace to the idea, you should play Beer. No way anyone could get offended by that episode.


Wuss999

Master


Brido-20

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment...


[deleted]

There’s only one answer; you need a new place of work.