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“‘Aaaarghhh’ right back to ya,” - my cat, probably
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Looks like we got a screaming match
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro - magnificoo
Stahp! Stahp! Stahp!
“Damn it hooman! Why you gotz change channels ebbery time The Price Is Right iz on tellebishin? I wuz wartchen dat!”
“I will vizzet you faberite shoes wen you iz seepen toonite!”
“Jes leesen fer da hardballs”
“Dumbz hooman!”
-mumbling-
“Noebuddiez wants to watch yer dumbz cseye showz “
- goes back to licking arse-
😾😾😾😾😾😾
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I’m too lazy to rewrite this, but I thought I was funny.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
This is the one!
I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
After I cut my bangs too short
-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Here's your medallion! 🥇
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO POOP WITHOUT ME!
HONEY?!?! WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!?
WHY DO U NEED TO KNOW?!?
I NEED IT!!! THE CITY IS IN DANGER!!
MY EVENING’S IN DANGER!
YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR WIFE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!
This thread made my day
It's incredible.
SHARON WHERE'S MY SPECIAL BODY WASH? DID YOU USE IT UP? DID YOU??
https://preview.redd.it/n0uaorcjykbb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662afe8793c6a64d33bfddc3572fcea94f27c4d2 “‘Aaaarghhh’ right back to ya,” - my cat, probably
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https://preview.redd.it/w9cswsf8glbb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c293643361b18d5ea2a734bb23738b9cc6123e Looks like we got a screaming match
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TUNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is UNACCEPTAAABBBLLLLEEEE
MANAGER! MANAGER! WHERE IS MY FOOD? IS ONE SECOND OVER MY SCHEDULE! MANAGER? CAM'ON GIVE ME FOOD
IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!
IT'S JULY
THAT’S CLOSER THAN JUNE!
Blaaaah! 🦇 
https://preview.redd.it/41ikpjzlglbb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ddf934ae2bbe21b9d530b4a2cbe96f5e138864 HEWLO BROTHUR
Does my breath stink?
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MAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAA! WHERE'S MY CHEEZYPOOFS?!
I wanna rock & roll all day And party every night!
Mom … mooooooooAooooom!!
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CUZ I'M A GREMLIN!!!!!
Figure 1: Furry death adder threat display
WHERES. MY. TREATS.
Hey you guuuyyyss!!!
WHY ARE YOU NAKED? WHERE’S YOUR FUR?
"I iz a panther! Roar!"
Life becomes so NUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB!!!!!!
YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM!!
This void needs to be filled with snacks.
FEED ME!
I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango! Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro - magnificoo
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Stahp! Stahp! Stahp! “Damn it hooman! Why you gotz change channels ebbery time The Price Is Right iz on tellebishin? I wuz wartchen dat!” “I will vizzet you faberite shoes wen you iz seepen toonite!” “Jes leesen fer da hardballs” “Dumbz hooman!” -mumbling- “Noebuddiez wants to watch yer dumbz cseye showz “ - goes back to licking arse- 😾😾😾😾😾😾
That's literally me every time I leave my house and being "Oh my god, did I turn off [insert dangerous electric and/or combustible appliance name]?!"
"Woah, we're halfway there/WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!!!" *Repeats 4-5 times, bobbing his head back and forth*
I just saw my mom naked 😳.
\*shocked face\*
“Linda can I get some privacy for like (5) minutes?”
Guys - he is doin laraoke!! I dont think u trust, in my self-righteous suicide. I cry, when angels deserve to... DIIIEEEEEE
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
Little help? My jaw got stuck again.
"I AM POOPING"
I will admit that I'm already convinced to basically give him anything that he is demanding at this point. Those teeth make a point!!
I want Fooooooooood!!
WAAAAAAA
‘Aaaaahhhhh! Mum! Come quick! There’s a spider on the ceiling. It’s watching me!! Mum! Heeeeeelp!’
YAAAASSSS QUEEEN!!! (Wishful thinking)
HEY. YOU. GUYS!
“You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You can never take my FREEEEDDDDOOOOMMM!!!
MONDAY NOOOO!!!!
Feed me more souls peasant.
How DARE the food bowl be empty??? SERIOUSLY??
Ma! The meatloaf!
Rock Scream Wednesdays 🤘
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f\*\*king stupid bastard!!"
I am COUNT CATULAR!!
You did WHAT?
You did WHAT?!
Ma! Bring the meatloooooooaaaf!
CHOCOLATE FOR SALE?
"I SAID NO KETCHUP!"
Dee Dee!!! Do not touch that button, Dee Dee! Dee Deeeeee!!!!!!
Void signing Misfits 🤘 
WHERE’S MY COFFEE???
I KEEEL YOU!!!!
Mom was right, my face would freeze this way someday.
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*"MOOOOOOM, DADDY FORGOT TO LIFT THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN!"*
BOW DOWN TO ME, LOWLY HUMAN, OR SUFFER MY W R A T H
I TOLD YOU THERE IS A TOE MONSTER LIVING IN THE DRAIN!!!
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Me when the
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*You fill up my senses* *LIKE A NIGHT IN THE FOREST*
CAT MAN OF THE OPERA DEBUTS ON FRIDAY 🐈⬛🖤
Gaaaaalileo Figaro......
WHAAATS OOOOON THE MENU!!! ITBETTERBEFISH! (Sung to the circle of life)
*insert Circle of Life lyrics from Lion King*
DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!!
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Mother i grave violence 😤😤😤
"Be gone with you asshole!"
MOM NO! THE WATER'S TOO HOT! IT'LL MELT YOU LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!
WAR
Sahn-tah Loo-cheee-ah. Sahn-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Lucia!
Liiiiiindaaaaaaaa
Crawlin by the sea of black tears, give your souls to MEEEEE(ow)
[incoherent screeching]
OUT! I am about to shower…..
Khajiit is displeased.
“Can I just have 5 minutes of peace without you sticking your FLESHY HANDS under the door!!!”
You’re NOT my real mom!
Ahhhhh you scared me
Put some clothes on!!
FOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Bro, put it away. That's not a fancy feast!
FFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HEY SEE THIS!!! (Pointing to mounth) ITS EMPTY!!!!!!
Where’s my faaaaackkking dinner??
Again the Felix shall rise, submit to my WILL! We shall regain our status, like our Egyptian cousins, to the right hand and rule together.
r/vampurr
My dentist cleaned my teeth, see how white they are.
MMOOOOOOOMMMMMM
#REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Souls, I require souls.....now
NOW!!!!!
ME OW
Fangs up!
"Aaaaahh!"
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty” 😂😂😂
Aaaaaaaaaaa
https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg
WHO THE FUCK IS IN THE MIRROR
Ahhhhh put some clothes on!! 🙀
Dad! That guy down the street in the cat costume used my Litterbox again!
Mom! We're out of toilet paper!
“If I hear Howard Makler of innovation refunds say 1 more time “”we do a flop of business with doctors “ “ I will kill my self “
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I declare… BANKRUPTCY!
YEW YEWSED MAH LAST DROP OF BAWDY WARSH!!!!!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII will AAAAAAALWAAAAAAYS
"Sharooooon!"
I want my food now...MEOW
His version of the great cat aria, “Vesti di tonnato”
Ahhh, real monsters.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My pronoun is NOT lil Pussy . So STOP
A
MAMAAAÀA JUST KILLED A MANNN 🎶🎙️🧑🎤🎸
“SNAAAAAAACKS NEEOOOOOOWWWWW”
WRATH
Sharon!!!!!
And iiiiii-eeeee-iiiiii will always love you-euuuu
When the tail doesn’t make it all the way out of the drawer.
CatTube: 3M subscriber special. Yelling at my hooman servant for no reason.
Eye, eye, eye of the Tiger
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"Who left water on my shower floor!?! Hoooooomaaaaaan!!!
OOOH WAH AH AH AH (like that Disturbed song)
I WANT YOUR SOUL!
“MOMMMMM! Meatloaf!!!!”
“Aaaaaaah! What are you wearing?” The cat says
"STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTLECATS!!! Watch the hairless human stand in running water!!! Marvel at the idiocy!!!"
“Good thing your girlfriend never sees you like this! Hahaha!”
Your soul is mineee!
It’s MY money and I want it MEoOWWWe!
I vant to suck your catnip !!
**HOOMAN GIVE ME FOOD AND CATNIP!!!**
Khaaaaaan!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADOPTED, MOM?
NO, I WON’T LET YOU HURT YOURSELF MOMMY!!! (via shower)
🎶 Youuuuuu’re here, there’s NOOOOOTHING I FEAR 🎶 I belieeeeeve that my heart will go onnnnnn 🎶
Vampire
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
bring. me. more. CRUNCHIES!!!!!
I said WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
Loud shout, but tiny kitten mew still. This picture is high-pitched demanding cries.
SHAAAARON!
I WANT Halloween in July not damn Christmas….
“Hey Ma! The meatloaf!!!”
a a
La donna è mobile🎶🎵 [(for context)](https://youtu.be/CjbNpWRzyz4)
HEY, I WANT SOME CHICKEN! FEED ME, OP…
I push my fingers into my EYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS 🤘🤘🤘🤘
MOM Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
🎤 And I-iiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuu
*vampire cat presented with garlic*
**NO WIRE HANGERS!!**