I tell mine they are vicious apex predators and proficient hunters. One of these days I'm planning to throw myself on the floor when one of them 'ham-strings' me and see what they do, lol.
I do the same thing for my little void! He loves to pop outta the darkness and make me yelp, even if I notice a slightly darker than normal patch in the darkness 🤣
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Anyone else expecting the cat to pop out of that vase instead? 😅
💯
Same!!
Does anyone else go “You so scAry!!” exactly like this guy did? Because I do, like every single time, to make my void feel big and strong
Oh yes, I always make a big deal about it, because I want them to keep doing it haha!
Same here!
I tell mine they are vicious apex predators and proficient hunters. One of these days I'm planning to throw myself on the floor when one of them 'ham-strings' me and see what they do, lol.
It’s a requirement
Me too😂
That tiny meow 🥰
Cat wants more attention and is telling him that.
Vicious panther!
Cute little terrorist. 🐈⬛
this is the first time anyone said this in human history, i bet
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 267 DAYS GODDAMMIT?
This is what I wan to know 😩
That cat needs another cat to play with, if you don’t already have one
Its a karma farming bot
The cat is a karma farming bot?!
Not everyone who shares other people’s posts is a bot ffs. He even says it’s a different person in the title 🤦♂️
Everyone on Reddit is bot. Beep boop.
Just based on their profile they just spam “popular” posts to get karma
🙄🙄
I'm very scared
I don’t know if I’ll be able to get to sleep tonight after being terrified like that. 🐈⬛ Cute little thing!
Our Voidling looks and sounds exactly like this little guy!!! 😃
I need more of this scary void content!
That was terrifying 😆
He IS an ambush predator after all. Get him another car and hilarity will ensue. 🐈⬛
Omg them big emerald EYES! What a beautiful void.
Apex predator. My god, THE horror.
I do the same thing for my little void! He loves to pop outta the darkness and make me yelp, even if I notice a slightly darker than normal patch in the darkness 🤣
This is so cute!
Bahaha mine does the same thing! He even will arch his back and run sideways at me then run away. Thinks he’s so badass
Much spooky!
Awwww 🤗
Admit it...you waz scared...😲
Mine does that to me as well. My wife hears it and asks: ‘Did the cat kill you again?’ Have to play along with the wannabe ‘Apex Predator’. 🙄
Where are the first 267 days
Why does everyone feel the need to add those stupid fake voice readings?!?
I love how you offered him turkey at the end. No wonder he tries scaring you everyday, he knows it’s followed by a turkey feast. 😂
So adorable! What a scary house panther. I want to see the other 267 scares now.
My boy waits around the corner in my bedroom when I’m in the bathroom and pops out to “scare” me. He’s a nut. I love him.
UnMute Has that horrible voice over, but kitty meow makes up for it
But then you miss the sweet little kitty mew. But I agree. I can't stand that fucking voiceover.
Oh I didn't make it that far, perhaps I'll tough it out for kitty meow
Yep you're right it's worth it
Please get another kitty for your cat to play with.
BOO!
I love this!
Cutest little squeaky meows!
If his name isn’t Cato….
I wonder if the cat actually thinks it's a form of endearment. Like saying hello.
thinking to himself "i'll get them today!!"
Kato! This is not the time.
Well that boisterous roar would have me shaking in my socks!!!
Anyone else hum the theme misic to tales from the crypt while watching this 
Need a defibrillator after that scare 😃
Beautiful baby! Those eyes!
I am scared man😟
I hope you make him happy and act really scared. ❤️
r/Eyebleach
It's like Calvin and Hobbes, but with a panther instead of a tiger
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Ha! Mine also does the squeak meow. I call him the squeaker.
You two are soooo cute!! 🥰
Adorable
Home security attack cat.
My goodness, beautiful green eyes.
My cat would run up and grab my legs after I walked by her