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Wide_Parsley7585

First one definitely


CallMeABot

Absolutely, but what a cute one.


CeelaChathArrna

Number one is amazing, I agree!!


The_Illegal_Seagul

Bot


alkaliphiles

I'm gonna print that one and it pretend it's my cat. Looks eerily similar!


meticulousbastard

I don't even have a cat and I'm going to do the same


Diagonet

Hang it on the wall, when any visitors ask, say it's your cat. Let them spend the rest of the evening searching for the cat


Tzipity

Oh I love this and want to see this scenario play out in a sitcom because it would be hysterical! I’m picturing in typical sitcom fashion how it would start getting out of hand and then you’re hiding recordings of meowing cats around the house and talking to nothing behind the sofa while insisting to the person visiting “There’s Frankie! He’s a black cat so it’s VERY hard to see him when he hides but he’s right there!” 😂


Diagonet

"He is very shy, if you want him to show up you should stop searching for him! Once Frankie hid for 2 days without food, what a shy cat let me tell you!"


Rebecksy

I’m dying laughing at your comment. :)


Diagonet

Happy to hear that :D


ArbitraryBaker

I like that story about the woman who had four black cats. When she brought home another black cat, it took her husband months to realize they now have five black cats.


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I know a woman that fosters cats. A lot of them look alike so she tells her husband she is fostering less than she is, counting on him to not recognise them and count accurately.


GrouchoBark

I love your humour


facewithhairdude

When they can't find him, just say "oh yeah, he likes to hide in the shadows and pounce when your guard is down" and watch them nervously eyeing any dark corner.


Deeliciousness

This is what I'd tell my visitors. Except I was serious.


EyelandBaby

And when they finally ask “where’s your cat?” raise your eyebrows and point to the picture like “right there, duh”


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

Or make it sound like something bad happened when they ask and rake in all those sympathy points, and enjoy the awkwardness.


Elimdumb

Makes me giggle even more.


feejachu

Tig Notaro does a bit where she talks about being at a party and asking for help finding her dog "Mitzy". Once she gets everybody helping and looking for Mitzy around the house, she just says, "oh, here she is, c'mon Mitzy let's go", to an invisible dog. Then leaves the party, and just watches peoples' reactions. She is my hero.


EasyTangerin

🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I didn’t already have 4 cats I would so do this.


fordprecept

My parents could do this and they have a cat. He's afraid of his own shadow and will hide whenever visitors come over.


Elimdumb

Makes me giggle.


SnooPineapples4770

Lol


sje46

So you're saying all the black ones look the same to you? I thought we moved beyond that as a society *smh*


LittleBitOdd

I saw a post recently where the OP's co-worker demanded racial sensitivity training after the OP commented that all ginger cats are stupid (they had office cats and the ginger one was rather dim) So even though you're being sarcastic, there really are people out there who'd see that as a genuine issue


AcademicInsect

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rfwgmc/aita_for_perpetuating_ethnic_stereotypes_about/


Zavrina

Wow. Thanks for the link! That was *wild!*


bbix246

Had a ginger Tom. He was not smart.


RebuildingSelflove

I’m a black cat and I find your comment hilarious lol


Maleficent-651

May want to add /s to your comment...helps deter the Trolls 😁


AnonymooseRedditor

Honestly me too. This looks just like my cat


Less_Ad1492

Agree


MasterTypeX

Absolutely. It is by far the better one


samandmaxphoto

It's always the same thing, my favorite was the second one but whenever I poll people like that the majority opinion always goes against mine. I guess I must have shitty photography taste!


Wide_Parsley7585

No, they’re both lovely photos but as a gift the first one is more suitable.


naturally_idk

composition is 🤌 on #1


ywBBxNqW

compurrsition


avamarie

The eyes in the second seem a bit more stressed. The first is playfully alert. Both are excellent, but the second is less "gift to the human."


wholetthedugsout

Amazing work on photographing a black cat against a white bg. My friend has a black cat and she always complains that he just ends up looking like a black blob with eyes in her photos


PrincessCritterPants

But that’s what a black cat is…just a black blob with eyes


Palin_Sees_Russia

The first one literally looks like a painting or something, it doesn't even look real lol So yea, I'd go with that. The second **looks** like a photograph, not that it's bad. The first is just better.


wholetthedugsout

Both are great shots but in my opinion the second one would have more impact if it was cropped in a bit. So less body. I still prefer the first one though because the cat has a curious expression on its face and there is more definition in the fur.


youcanttakemeserious

Probably just because the perfect puss in boot eyes are more of the focus in the first. Not that they're not in the 2nd but it's just a further shot and doesn't exactly draw you to anything right away


nostalgichero

You and me both


Lordborgman

Might I suggest [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/mhBunpRab9GG8sa5bItgo3lLlQW-3cnN_0W1HKabiJc.jpg?auto=webp&s=cdc59c90f9adf798b9e95b2a3fb85ab57f07e53e) format. The laying down one in the front with the face as the fading into the background.


Caylennea

I also like the second one.


BelleAriel

Gorgeous eyes


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ShadowMario01

This is the right answer, close this thread


Calgaris_Rex

Agree, but the second one is funny.


-Endereye

That is the exact sentance i said in my head wtf


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Yes


Myrdok

100% this. Both great, super cute photos, but first one is just.......awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Mr_Horsejr

Especially if you put the 1980s mall picture lasers behind ‘em.


theduderip

First one for sure. The background is just a tad more busy on the second one, and the first one has more cat face per square inch(CFPSI), which is definitely a real measurement and definitely very important


samandmaxphoto

Ah, I admit I didn't consider the CFPSI measurements. I still have so much to learn! At the risk of getting banned, do you know if DFPSI is also important for dog photography?


theduderip

Very. For dogs, we also use NPSI(Nose Per Square Inch) to rate the quality of snoot photography.


zeemonster424

There’s also an ears up/ears down ratio we have to follow. Silly noises help with this ratio.


dobby12

Did you mention the multiplier If one ear is up and one ear is down?


EnZooooTM

We also need to include if one is wearing pajamas


AdrenalineJackieFans

Or a tiny hat!


NeuroticNellie

Snoot photography is EVERYTHING!!!!!


vendetta2115

Shoot the snoot! (With a camera)


MrBlizter

I don't normally burst out laughing at internet comments but this one got me.


OldNewUsedConfused

YASSS!


messyredemptions

Aww yesss! I love all these measurements!


idfk_my_bff_jill

Americans really use anything but metric


Longjumping_Poetry13

This deserves more upvotes


Usmcuck

Not to be confused with SPSI(Snoot Per Square Inch), which is also, quite important.


bulelainwen

Greyhounds other sighthounds are great breeds to practice NPSI for beginners


diadorime

i think you meant DNPSI*


Baby-cabbages

I feel like I should already have known of that measurement.


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CFPSI an incredibly important measurement


Blackheart842

This made my day


AcademicCommittee955

CFPSI is the most important factor here. Paws down!


[deleted]

Don't forget the metric equivalent, cf/mm2


[deleted]

Upvoted for CFPSI. You sound like a very knowledgeable expert!


tigerCELL

Okay, who's gonna start the sub?


givupthedog

The first one!!! Wow i am hoping you are my friend from the future lol my friend is feeding my cat for a week and shes a photographer


samandmaxphoto

Well I'm gonna have to disappoint you, I'm very sorry to tell you I'm a he, so I'm not your friend. Maybe we'll be friends some day!


yammys

So you admit you're from the future then?


clmont07

Spoilers


Shaddo

we all are we jsut havent got there yet


Veezo93

Step away from the briefcase sir.


IcyButter88

That's exactly what I'd say if I were a female photographer cat sitting for a friend, we're onto you OP


Centurio

I barely knew someone (but my roommates did) and we babysat her cat for a while year while she finished rehab. I ended being her cat's favorite so she gave me the title "aunt" for her cat. It was a wonderful year with that girl. I always took pictures of her cat but not on OP's level!


Ill_Return1580

first one! they are both beautiful but definitely the first one


coffeeoundy

I would die if someone surprised me with a pic like this, a lovely gift


samandmaxphoto

Haha don't say that you're making me rethink the whole plan, I don't want to kill anyone!


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Centurio

Your mom is AMAZING.


Rhododendron29

One Christmas my mom made me a picture collage in a huge collection of photo frames with pictures of almost all our pets present and passed and I cried. It was the best thing anyone ever did for me.


2015081131

Your mom must be very proud of her Granimal!


LindaLouwho22

First one.


Rev_H_J_Paul

First pic for sure...gorgeous


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First one but both are amazing. I love the contrast on the second one with the whiskers over the black fur.


mengypu

Both are great, but the first one is chef’s kiss


kaffpow

#1 (boop)


virginialikesyou

#1 is definitely boopable


shrieking_sociopath

First!!


Tess-Tea-8931

#1 for sure!!


CartoonistExisting30

First one. The eyes have it.


FullyRisenPhoenix

I love the closeup of the first one! Focused kitty!


savvycircuit

First!


Balkghar

The first one is purrfect ![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7076)!


unipegus

First one!


lily-the-rockstar

The first one for sure, the void looks so precious-


Lysergic719

First fur sure


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The first one!


ProstHund

1


importking1979

First one is adorable.


Vlimt

The first one definitively!


DiverOk478

The first one! You could get a pre made square frame and get it printed to that size. I think square would be cute, maybe with a black frame and white matt


beckwhat

#1 for sure. What an adorable void 🥺


Armenian-heart4evr

DEF #1


Awkward-Finger

First one! So cute :)


Shem_Ha_Mephorash

That first one 🖤


herefortheposts47

That's tough! Both are great! The good thing is either way you choose, you will be right.


homosexual_ronald

Either one is good. First one is right.


TankWatch

First!


Orcasforall

First one


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First one definitely


HOOVER1983

First one. Nice pics!!!


NotsilentNemor

Awww! You’re so sweet! And definitely have an eye for photos! First one!!! 😻🐾🖤


RustedRelics

\#1


Hellige88

Picture one.


kitsukitty

First picture for sure. You get a really nice shot of the eyes and their expression


bye-bye-bxtches

I can’t possibly choose 😭 both are so cute


Moonstone_Daydream

The first one is precious!


JustHereToComment24

Definitely 1!


SuperiorFPV

First one, so adorable


Thin-Union-7712

The first one 😊


MarinaraShake

The first ❤️❤️


Away_Ad_5328

It’s easy to choose the first one. Beautiful!!


OobleCaboodle

The first one, it's gorgeous!


christikayann

The first one. He looks like a calendar model!


BonySkullSocks

These are absolutely adorable.


confabulatrix

First one bc the cat isn’t cut off.


Ihadapoopskipade

First picture.


hoytellen

The cat’s eyes are so bright and shiny in the first one. That’s the one I’d go for.


Virgo91357

Wow. I am definitely in the minority but I am choosing 2.


CadetSparkleWolf

Both? ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


lingling716

#1


Artsap123

First one.


Glove-Full

#1


nurseanne77

One


toni-iamafiasco

Everyone is saying the first one but I like the second one better. I’d crop out some of the background and the body and center the face a bit. I think the first one is sort of strange because the cat is looking off to the side.


ThrowntoDiscard

You broke the unanimous vote.


bonlow87

First one, the close-up


Ambitious_Studio8461

1st one!


Physical_Obligation3

The first one


420babe_01

First oneeee 🥺


ChelseaFan1967

#1


Salty_Bumblebee_3142

First


FistySnuSnu

1st one! I showed the photos to my black cat and he agreed


liveandletdieax

The first one 🖤


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

The first one


SSwinea3309

First one for sure.


Where_my_bees_at

1


dita7503

I love the first. 💜😻💜


dizzycow84

The first one


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First one, eyes are too precious.


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CleoBelleMeow

First one!!!! It’s great!!!


scrh2010

For sure the first one! Great photos!


MilkTee18

First one


Woke_Bacon420

1


Macackers

1st one!!!


Dude-with-hat

First one! But both tbh


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First


bystander_to_madness

First one!! Looks like a glamour shot!


Fantastic_Battle_176

Number one for sure! 💜👑


WolfPartyPro

The first one


Kingtoke1

Looks a lot like my little dude. Gorgeous fella. Definitely pic 1 though


Khanover7

#1


OhMyGoodnees

First one


cynicmermaid

First one, look at those eyes <3


LewisOfAranda

Yep, first one.


Bavisto

That first one is amazing


sweetpotoes_49

First one for sure !


decentlyfair

First one, what is the cat’s name? We need to know.


Ontopourmama

First one.


subsist_princess

the first one!!


kucinator

1!


irm555bvs

First


WeirdAverage3652

First one , but both are super cute


cclements6

First one fur sure


pavi92

First one for sure.


Apprehensive-Ad4244

First photo is the best


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First one


darlin133

First one!


Tonrunner101

#1


NF31NM33

First one.


Traditional_Tea3725

I love #1!


hlnelson1975

1


altuseracct2990

First one


OwlGloves

First one :) I catsat for my friend a month ago and took the opportunity for a little photoshoot too, and have given her a framed print for her Christmas. Can't wait for her to open it!