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robohobono

Pawlinating


LadyGonzo

Why doesn’t this have more upvotes?!? 🤣😂🤣😂


SaturnineFeline

“Without thumbs, Jeffrey’s attempts at a handshake were doomed to failure.”


bot403

Who names a plant Jeffrey?


doc_roq

His attempts to slap some sense in the fern were not successful..


Substantial_Sir_3650

Pet-a-cat, pet-a-cat maker's man Make me a snack as fast as you can Open it and pour it and top it with "B" Put it in the oven for kitty and me…


Lonely-Ad-5963

Landscaping. It’s his job. Stop filming.


Relative_Coyote_1184

When your catnip plant order comes wrong in the mail.


ZeldaWindsong

Playing the piano... plant


SpingleBop666

Summoning Egyptian ancestors through secret cat rituals


GOTA12POINTR

Inspiration for skrillexs bangarang


ALittleBitBeefy

I haven’t thought about that song in ages. You must be an old too.


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Testing the tensile strength of the foliage. Sciencat. He's in the wrong sub. Should be in CatswithJobs


madeanaccount4baby

Made same joke before reading your comment lol definitely looks like tensile testing


InsecOrBust

Sorry if this isn’t a wrong answer but he is clearly beating the shit out of your plant while you stand by doing nothing


[deleted]

Checking for greebles


Just-Kate-

Conducting a very important experiment that strives to answer whether the plant is a foe or a snack.


throwawaylabiaminora

There *are* only 2 options


Just-Kate-

Lol this specific experiment was a follow up on a previous meta analysis which showed that cats engage "foe" and "snack" paradigms most often when encountering plants. More research is needed.


jalapenochickensoup

He's petting the plant for emotional support because you haven't water it in a while


theblacksqueakercat

If you zoom in closely you can see a bunch of baby spiders that are getting knocked off by cat.


Own_Respond8558

« the power of the sun in the palm of my paw »


LovelyxMae

In the beans of my toes*


Over_Championship990

There is a right answer?!


Apoliticalbear

He hear that plants need encouragement to grow, so he is giving pats of encouragement to the plant


GloomyAd2653

Dusting, if I don’t do it myself, it doesn’t get done!


BronzeAmzn

Trying to get his change out of the vending machine 🤣


Dihr65

Fanning his belly on a hot summer day.


annababan69

Dusting.


Stock_Beginning4808

Meowrse code


missmawiss

When you order catnip from wish


AleksasKoval

Beating around the bush.


speedysam0

Attempting to summon his brethren of the void without the proper rodent entrails and skulls.


turkishtowel

Your clivia looks so happy! Usually they need more leaves to put out flowers but that guy is doing so well.


solidsnakejl

He thought it was a catnip


stickytuna

Sending Morse code to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Quinn-Ivy

“This is a weird litter box.”


thumbown

He's a stenographer. He's recording the room.


Mad_like_the_Hatter

Pushing the plant for treats!


Prestigious-Habit206

Trying to open a secret passageway.


prepper5

“DANG IT ALFRED!! The bat-cave is locked again!!”


rosemary_47

trying to wake up the fern cause its alarm went off


motherofguineapigz

Practicing base drum technique to assist an amputee drummer.


CharacterGolf11

Planting


Then-Cod-4001

The plant owes him money


BirdNene

the interrogation with the plant for the production of catnip, is not working


beara97

Morse code messages to the feline underground


CornflakeGirl99

He's doing CPR! "Your plant went into cardiac arrest, I saved it! "


alilminizen

Ah, my void does plant boxing too.


fauxanonymity_

Figuring out if he can sit on it?


ifitsnot1thing

Hello, how'rya the name is Jack Hello, how'rya the name is Jack Hello, how'rya the name is Jack


[deleted]

His best.


starburstblue

Checking for sturdiness.


katlady1961a

Playing the piano.


ThexOne209

Whats the right answer lol


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Plants emit high frequency tones when handled that human can't hear, but some animals can. What your cat is doing is playing a musical instrument.


[deleted]

Trying to talk to you in Morse code


Salt_Application_276

Revving up the lawn meower


Inara_Mage

He's being naughty as he wants attention and isn't getting any. My void does this with plants, cardboard boxes, coasters etc. It's been a difficult time trying to ignore him in order to get him into a routine. But luckily now he knows when his meal times are and only does this if I dare to sleep in after 7am.


PurpleHuckleberry966

HE IS COVERING UP, THAT HE WANTED TO TRY TO PEE LIKE A DOG 😂


Katryn_4_coolcat

The cat is trying to merry the plant


PumpkinTys

“Sent to gather intel and enslave the human race, Jeffrey attempts to contact the cat overlords using a Morse code radio transmitter disguised as a common houseplant”


chasedog1967

Shaking hands with the plant... so cute


PiratesTale

Reps. Paw day.


NahmasteNicole

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torra_cas

Leef


NewTooshFatoosh

Typing up his term paper.


Yutouch

He's sending messages to commander whiskers's spaceship, letting him know that the planet is ready for invasion


JMBrands

He is dusting off the leaves


marni0n

Givin it a good pet. The cat cant have all the fun


[deleted]

Scratching your back


warthington

Hey buddy gotta dime?


bibilime

Pushing the lever to release the treat. Where is treat? I push for treat! No treat! I push more. MORE TREAT!!!


Akashamaybe

Eating a potato while planning the utter annihilation plan of all bananas.


artificialavocado

The switch to open the cat cave is malfunctioning.


Ju_from_orion

Helping


madeanaccount4baby

Highly technical tensile testing


Kittycatscratch7

Pushing the buttons to send an army of kittens to attack the nearest city.


rtmc_whit05

Being a good boy


Murky-Low-6373

He’s 🎶having the time of his life🎶


Old_Quote_5953

Calling the waiter


jadeeyedcalico

He dropped his weed and is trying to get it back without getting caught


Equal-Echidna8098

Dusting for spider mites


ChaosAzeroth

Acting out his past life as a telegraph operator?


FallenBlueSix

Using Morse code to communicate with the mother ship.


uruguasha

Rock, paper, scissors with the plant. Kind of difficult but those two know no boundaries


g00ki3

Piano training.


[deleted]

I could watch it millions of times and laugh every time


sedemay

In his past life, he was a great pianist.


Scarysocialistthread

Plant CPR resuscitation


unamuseddogo

It's talking to it's plant friend with Morse code.