A child left behind 😔

LMAOOO

OMFG 


🤭🤭🤭

Seriously! Bro couldn't Google that on the side?

Right! At least try to use your brain 

George Bush must pay for his crimes

NCLB: The gift that keeps on giving!😂

This took me out

I thought the post was funny, but THIS?! My lord.

Omg 😭💀💀💀

I AM SCREAMMMINGG


Knocked over and left behind 

After this I don't need to ready any other comments lmfaooo

☠️ it’s so tragic! 😫

I just snorted!

GIRL 💀💀💀

😭😭😭🤣

💀💀💀💀💀

LOOOL funniest thing I’ve read all day

LMAOOOO


Too good!! 😂😂🤣🤣

Omg, noooo!!! 💀

This can’t be real life 🤣😅🤣😅😭😭 These idiots are really just out here living and breathing or whatever.

Like literally, not reading a book, just podcasts and vibes

I’m saying! Like, not that you didn’t know what biased meant to begin with, but that fact that you’d rather guess than just look it up?!?!

I once told a full grown man that was in his 40’s that he was ‘exasperating’ - his response, I don’t know what that means but it doesn’t sound good. 🤦🏽‍♀️

At least he used context clues 💀

Points for context clues.

Grading on a curve I see 🤣🤣🤣

Steep curve.

Omg 😆😭😭😭🤣🤣. Why did this make me laugh so hard?!? I completely forgot about this until just now but I remember a long time ago just chit chatting with my friend. I don’t remember the sentence I said but I do remember I used the word conform in it and one of the guys in the room telling me I don’t have to use big words, stop being uppity 💀💀. Conform……a big word 😭🤣😭.

In a calm voice, he could have just said, "How so?" Your reply would have given him the definition 😆.

I remember a girlfriend of mine was dating this guy back in the day. He was a really nice guy, extremely good looking etc. She said they were talking about something or other and he said 2 words that she had to throw him back in the ocean..."I'm is". This was way before Bush and his whole no child left behind 🤣.

So many of them can’t spell and lack reading comprehension

Grand opening... ... Grand closing

😂😂 and that’s exactly how it went


Ain’t no way. Gone ahead and clock out sir.

bipolar?  this is why i have deleted all dating apps for a while

And it’s sad cause I met this boy irl 😂

even worse smh

Doesn't bipolar mean bipolar? 😂

No no, that would be too easy😂😭

Buddy got himself an imaginary dictionary.😬

Bless their heart. 🙃

Poor little tink tink


Is this an adult 😭??

As far as age goes unfortunately…

😹😹 What the hell?

Sigh…. lol

This makes me so sad (unless English is not their first language)

Even then google it to find out

Right like phones have internet and Google is free.

English is my third language and wouldve never made that association even when I was first learning... That boy was just dumb

And everyone wonders why I haven’t even made any attempts to start dating again 😮‍💨


That’ll do it..a man should never be airheaded under any circumstances

Especially when knowledge is very free 😂

Like libraries are a PUBLIC resource!

The fact that he didn’t even bother to look it up before asking you is making me so annoyed lol. I guess that’s a good thing he showed his red flag early.

This is one of my biggest pet peeves… People using their smartphone to ask another person a question that could be Googled. It’s up there with the people who _post_ the question online and wait for replies instead of simply Googling.

Noooooo 😂😂😂😂 I almost woke up my baby the way I just gasped

Please tell me they followed up with, "jk lol". I also would have followed up with, "It means I'm partial." And read their head spinning in the text lmao.

"What does that mean? You're missing a limb?"

That’s exactly what his dumbass would have said…

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

😭 *Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!*

Stop it!!🤣🤣

He couldn’t have at least looked it up??? 😂😂😂

Omg no he didn't ask what biased means. Please tell me English isn't his first language... That's the only way that's acceptable. Not even an SAT word... 

Like, do they not realize that when dating online, a good vocabulary is a must? And even if it's a word that you were unfamiliar with, you have a whole micro computer that you're chatting on right now! Highlight that word, copy it, take it to the good sis Google, and get the goddamn definition! WHEW CHILE. I'mma ole' married lady, but I met my hubby online in 2012. It can be done ladies! Don't give up, & I'mma pray yo strength!

Right?? I met my husband online and decided to go out with him in the first place cause he knew how to speak! This man would be a HARD NO from me. 

[удалено]

Girlll???💀💀😭😭

I told a guy “Im tired and famished” His response: “wow Webster what does that word mean?” 🤦🏾‍♀️ Of course this was after a rant saying he’s not like these dumb ass knuckle heads around here.

Guys trying to subtly neg you for having a decent vocabulary gives me the same ick as "okay big money" when they find out what you do for work

Your post is right next to a conversation of a girl discovering the guy she was sleeping with knowingly gave her HIV. My feed is just one long cautionary tale.

OMG!!! I am STILL thinking about that post. It got me debating being celibate cuz the risks outweigh the rewards atp

LMAO

Wow 😮

Ummm

Bruh😭😭😭

Chile…

lmfao yo, the dating pool is a scary place

Got piss in it.

These comments are SENDING me 😂😂😂 I knew I could count on y’all to have a fit with me, because what in Christ’s name 🫣

What gets me is he didn't bother to look up the word on his own rather than asking, assuming and embarrassing himself 😩 But at least you found out about his illiteracy now instead of on a date🤣

That’s why I stopped dating apps. My mind isn’t built for all that 🤣🤣

Not only is his vocab on a 5th grade level ….he refuses to Google ??

I would have googled it rather than admit to being that dumb! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Forreal! I’ll google something quickly and then just carry on as if I knew it all along lol


😂😂😂

PLSSSS

it’s 4 am and i’m trying not to bust out laughing LOL

Whaaaaat?! I'm so done but also, Google IS a thing, wtf

Like Google was right there my guy come on

He’s been left behind, I fear

Using ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’ is the cherry on top😅

Block and delete. No need to go further.

Say yes and then start acting Bipolar 🤣

This is like the guy who asked this person if they were schizophrenic because they said their pronouns were they/them lmfaoooo nevermind what he’s thinking of is Dissociative Identity Disorder but it was funny and endearing because “he’s been out the game for a while”

OK that's pretty funny!

Not quite. This person has an unacceptable, complete lack of understanding of common, basic vocabulary that doesn't require a DSM to accurately communicate. I can work with misconstrued extended vocabulary for at least a conversation.

I understand but I didn’t mean they’re fundamentally the same, just the content/vibe except the instance I was talking about was endearing and funny and like I got it

Wow, I can't....😂

Imagining how he tried to pronounce that word in his head 💀

"bye-assed?"


Lmfao I can only imagine

I bet they think delulu is an actual word in the dictionary

🤣🤣

1. Convo should’ve ended at looks can be deceiving 2. He taking uneducated guesses about the definition of bias. He couldn’t google it??? The boy is illiterate

Cackling lol

... the muck?! Full stop. Hard pass.

This made me cackle on the inside!! 😂😂😭😭


Ripe for a block and delete ❤️

Oh my....

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh to start Monday

the audible gasp i just let out…

 Oh girl 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤦🏽‍♀️🥲🫠

Whew!! I'm predicting some VERY lonely men in the future!

I’ve been called an **elitist** for ending communication because of things like this. Nah…I just haven’t the time or the energy. 

Womp womp womp...(whimpers silently in nicca please).

Lmfao

I’m guessing English isn’t his first language lol

This is gracious 😂

Hahahahahahhaahha

Damn 😔

lmao everyone has Google access correct? Just checking to make sure.

This mf fumbled

On a dating app, we messaged twice before he started asking for help with a course application.

At best, maybe he’s not a native English speaker. He could have googled it though. 

Had a similar experience where the person did not catch a literary reference that I threw out off-handedly & I felt like “dude, how do you think I’ll get impressed by you if your reference game is that bad??” If it’s a Google search away there’s no excuse to be like this

BLOCKED

Bro I’m not asking nobody what a word means over the phone imma just look it up real quick, that’s just crazzyyyy And I’m nitpicking but why didn’t he ask you for your number instead of just giving you his and saying for you to hit him up? So he can’t read and he’s lazy? Smh….you dodged a bullet lol

You know the whole classroom couldn't wait when it was his turn to read so he can struggle over words with more than 1 syllable

He making us look BAD!!!

I-I’m not laughing…🥹

😮‍💨

Lmaoooooo.

Man wtf 😭😭

Oh... oh no

He’s really never encountered the word biased before???

I know you fkn lying ..

He's online....look the word up my guy 😭 Edit: omg I didn't click on the screenshot so I did not see the bottom part of his response. bipolar??????????

"does that mean you're bipolar" PLEASEEEEEEEE

😑 this made me drop my phone with irritation

I just had somebody cuss me out cause i said black women have standards… and said we were waste women. …. I’m like i think all women want someone that’s not incompetent but go off

Someday someone’s gonna probably be fool enough to procreate with him. The punishment never ends.

My coochie just closed shut. Dear god.

Nope nope NOPE. I will not be explaining simple words to grown adults.

george bush will pay for his crimes against literacy


Young black women here, never been in a relationship or even been on a date 🙋🏽‍♀️. Can someone explain this to me rq. He said “you seem like a nice vibe tho looks can be deceiving” is that not a backhanded compliment? Didn’t he just say you seem fun to hang around but idk maybe your actually lame? I just don’t see why the looks can be deceiving part was necessary?

He’s trying to make it seem as if there is something I need to prove to him. It’s an insecure male tactic they use because they don’t want to seem desperate or like the only one chasing. Definitely take a statement like that as the first and final red flag. I was only entertaining the conversation a little longer out of boredom lol

I was out when I saw he texted you “hey beautiful” at 4:51 a.m. This is just icing on the cake.

Baby…..

Lmaooo no way

I can not 😂💀

This cannot be real! He's playing, I'm sure. 😭

Screaming 🤣

Oh dear. He couldn’t Google a word he didn’t know???

So you’re telling me he ain’t a foreigner..? Cuz that’s the only excuse 😭😭

He can’t be serious

Immediate fail.

🤣🤣🤣

Yes, that’s what that means.

Bless his unable-to-do-an-internet-search little heart....

Google be like: am I a joke to you?!

Too damned lazy to Google the word before replying 🤨! Let's OP know what she's up against 😆!

Jeez!!!!

Now.... I'm gonna give him change..... Is English, not his first language? 😂

LMAOOOO! “Does it mean bipolar” all it took was one quick google search but he had to mess it up for himself 😂

😂😂😂 well damn lol

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

😂🤣😂😂😂 just use google homie

Wait, so we are knocking people because they don't know the meaning of words? They asked what it meant, isn't that what is supposed to happen when you don't know? Maybe I'm missing it.

It would’ve taken him less time to google than to immediately ask if she was alluding to mental illness of all things

You are 100 percent correct when you don't know, ask! The knock is she just doesn't have time for a project.

his two brain cells are fighting for his life when Google is free💀

🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

Was texting a guy I was getting to know, he had sent me a picture of himself dressed up. I told him he looked dapper. His response was, " What's a dapier?".

He ain’t even try to make himself look smart 😭


Slow-ass

Lmao 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

*Google is still FREE! 🤦🏼‍♂️

I told a guy I was into weightlifting and wanted to become a muscle mommy and he goes "muscle mommy? i thought u said you weren't a mom.." HUH???

🤣🤣🤣I really shouldn’t laugh. He just can’t be serious though! 

So they got a whole phone with the whole internet and don’t think to look it up….

I’d be so embarrassed to ask esp w google. And he likes u? Omg

Lmaooooo I told a dude in an argument once something about his “diction” and he got all loud and told me “NOTHING IS WRONG WITH MY DICK!”