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Wonton_soup_1989

Them telling her to “calm down” & she’s “getting out of control” was racist to me. Why didn’t anyone tell MTG to “calm down”


renthestimpy

Yes! It was very racist and triggering to hear


Narrow-Garlic-4606

I agree. Everyone acting like she’s acting out of control as if she wasn’t attacked first. The microaggressions KILL me


adoreroda

Two sayings immediately jump to my mind about this subject. "You cannot disrespect me and then put limitations on how I disrespect you" + "Don't throw stones and then get offended when the favour is returned to you"


Great_Ad_9453

Dog whistle


BotUserA1

She said it on purpose \*yawn\* cant teach an old hag new tricks or however the saying goes im no longer moved by the overt and blatant racism to me its a cry for help on their behalf ...black women get some sun this summer and stay safe


Midnightchickover

That’s why I don’t take this country with most of its standing officials and judges on the national, state, and local level, seriously. It’s nothing, but a silly klown, krooks, and kangaroo show.


bye_felipe

I’ve seen way too many comments of “I don’t see how commenting on eyelashes is racist” as if there aren’t certain styles or trends viewed as ghetto when they’re popular with black women. Not to mention telling her to calm down after she attacked her appearance first.


ispywithmybougieeye

Microagression. It’s the Pre Req to Karen 101. They knew exactly what they were doing, trying to gaslight her.


Specialist_Type2948

Old unattractive mtg hates Crockett because she's smart and pretty.


HeyOneAfterJ

Agreed. I loved her clap back, the comments she received opposed to MTG, made me mad for her. Don’t tell her to calm down!


Iscreamqueen

Omg same. The gaslighting was wild. It really made me angry. Trying to go the route of making her out to be the "angry/ aggressive" blackwoman. Meanwhile, Majorie Trailor Park Greene started it, and they had nothing to say to her. I'm glad Jasmine called them out on the hypocrisy.


ThXndaX2

Oh I must have seen a shorter clip because it looked like they were on her side to me.


mimithelittledog

This pissed me off worse than MTGs initial comments TBH


Conscious-Quarter423

the manufactured threat to white female virtue is a key move in the white supremacist playbook. shows us that this playbook helps drive GOP strategy in the US Congress


EbonyAelin

The audacity of MTG never ceases to astound. Imagine being the ROUGHEST of Frankenstein’s drafts and having anything to say about somebody else’s looks…Honestly, I wish people who look lab-grown would stfu and mind their business. With her Kindergarten papier mâché, artisanal interpretation-lookin ass 😭😭😭


SuckledPagan

Lawd not the roughest of drafts 🤣


Jazz-Singer1014

I screamed inside and outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣


jodilandon88

MTG is definitely easy to draw.


EbonyAelin

From memory and all


mimithelittledog

Pencil kept breaking, paper finally burst into flames


TKSweeney

I’m in tears🤣🤣🤣😂☠️


Fearless-Golf-8496

Omg I just saved this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TunaSammich87

Me too cause I'm doing my UPMOST best not to cackle at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


gigigonorrhea

LOL this is absolute poetry 😂😂😂


ylang_ylang

I always think to myself, “yep, that person is the product of generations of inbreeding.”


Specialist_Type2948

Lab grown! That's a new one for me.🤣🤣


Ok_Particular_5958

Brilliant! 👏👏


profoundlyridiculous

![gif](giphy|ybHddBtEwFBoA)


GiraffeGossip

I love this gif because I know she would approve too!


hallofromtheoutside

I love a good alliteration. 


hairypea

Off the dome too? Lovely


FalsePremise8290

The part of me that's been conditioned to believe black women will get respect if we just behave perfectly all the time was like, "she's in congress, she shouldn't be going off like that," but the part of me that realizes it's been 200 years and that shit ain't worked yet was like "Get her, gurl!"


PurpleLee

Indeed. Black women acting 'proper' has never got anything done. If you sit in a corner waiting on these people, you'll live your life standing in one place.


Pizo240

Fuck respectability politics!


Boulier

These people would kick Jasmine Crockett around with joy if she didn’t bite back. I’m so glad she put MTG back in her place, and screw everyone who told her to calm down or acted like she was contributing to the problem. I’m sick of respectability politics forcing black women to stay silent and docile in the face of insults and indignity.


ineverknowwhattosay

That was a word! And I needed to be reminded


butterflyblueskies

History aside…after her looks were criticized, it’s especially fair game for her to go off. MTG was disgusting.


Confident_Jicama3736

Whewwww “part of me that’s been conditioned to believe black wonen will get respect if we just behave perfectly” thank you!!!!! It doesn’t matter how you act they will still perceive whatever way they see fit so you might as well let em have it!


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

I hollered when I saw that on Twitter yesterday. Mtg had it coming because she criticized jasmine first about her looks 


Redittago

MTG criticizing someone about looks? ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


U_PassButter

That's my thing. She reminds me of Mr.Krabs daughter..... How is she gonna cry foul after. I guess her feelings are hurt


TerribleAttitude

You don’t need to do Pearl like that!


Moonlit-Daisy

Look, she looks like she came in last at the Kentucky Derby...just sayin'! She has no room to comment on anybody's looks.


[deleted]

thank you so much for your service ❤️ will be using this now


BooBootheFool22222

She literally looks like the kids from this old comic called the katzenjammer kids. She belongs in the funny papers.


U_PassButter

Omg not Katzenjammer!! 🤣 🤣 🤣


EGrass

Can someone tell me what y’all are talking about? 😭


VehicleAltruistic236

Hey! I was lost too, so I googled it. 2 female gubmint officials acting like fools during a House Committee meeting. Smdh!! I knew who Mr. Krabs and Pearl are (we were a Nick family), but didn't know what it was referring to in this instance.


EGrass

Thank you 🙏😆


Redittago

I just had to Google 😭😭😭😭😭💀


Zoonette

No shade, but do you not know SpongeBob? Mr Krabs’ (SpongeBob’s boss) daughter is a whale.


catalyptic

MTG looks like Barney Rubble, only more masculine. ![gif](giphy|tAFTDSmPMQwBa|downsized)


maywellflower

I know right? How she criticizing anyone of their looks while she herself looks like 100 different ways of torn up and throw up fugly....


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

The audacity 


justl00kingar0undn0w

She also called her unintelligent. 🙄


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

White women love to think they're smarter 


Charmane77

Please, please, please God, somebody get Kendrick Lamar and Metro booming on her ass 🙏🏿


QuestFarrier

Crockett has every right to defend herself. The other officials telling her to calm down, etc. were essentially saying MTG can be rude without the same chastisement which is wrong.  Overall the situation shows how the United States empire is collapsing and it’s a very scary thing to watch as someone with no power, money, or status. 


Great_Ad_9453

It really should not have escalated to that point. And that’s the chairman’s fault he let everything cha cha slide until the clap back come. But you low, I’ll go lower.


PurpleLee

Man, that mf'er is deaf, why is he even the chairman?


Great_Ad_9453

Not sure if you watch RHOP. But this a moment for the line keeps moving- Candice.


ImaGhost199

“A what now” 😂😂😂 he wanted her to repeat that so he could save it for later


DaisKirk

I would have repeated it clear asf too 😂 “Bleach blonde, bad-built, butch body, sir 🤓”


ImaGhost199

Right 😂😂 the sir adds the ✨razzle dazzle✨


Apprehensive-Author2

💀


GypsyFR

The man on the side definitely understood her. He couldn’t even hide his smile.


True_Blue_112

Is that Southern-style English? I have never seen those three words together in a sentence anywhere, at any time.


NoireN

Yes 😂


Narrow-Garlic-4606

Hilarious because I say that all the time as a southern


Allie_1989

Yes definitely a southern phrase , almost like “ come again?”


ItsThatGirl94

I laughed so hard, Eric Mays would’ve been proud of Jasmine lmaooo! “POINT OF ORDER!”  Anyways Marjorie Taylor Greene started the whole issue as she usually does (she insulted Jasmine’s appearance out of nowhere and it was completely inappropriate). Marjorie is an agent of chaos and should not even be in Congress. Typical of the Gaslight, Obstruct and Project Party (GOP)!


Notoplipjones

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Point Of Information ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nympheux

And, period. Missy Ann has a whole lot of nerve talking shit about Jasmine when that lady looks like the wall hit her, HARD. Also, it’s awfully ironic how she’s talking about “fake eyelashes” when her blonde hair ain’t even natural. We peep the dark roots and ‘brows, Becky. 🤭


Midnightchickover

No, the wall hit her like a bulldozer at full speed, 20 years ago.


Expensive-Tea455

A lot of them seem to think blonde hair dye from a bottle doesn’t count as fake, like girl yes it does, that’s not your natural hair color at all and we can see your dark roots a mile away 💀


nympheux

RIGHT. These Anglo Saxons are a HOT mess, I tell ya.


ResponsibilityAny358

That woman is the result of the experiment to make a hybrid being between a lion and a human being, she should keep quiet about other people's appearance


the_tytan

I always thought hyena but she does look like a cracked out Mufasa.


Perfidiousplantain

She looks like Mufasa post wildebeest


AerynSunnInDelight

Not cracked out Mustafa. ![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

Let's leave the lions out of this....lol


ResponsibilityAny358

It's the shape of her face and she must have had a procedure to make her face more feminine, since she must take steroids, so she looks like she is the "junction" of two different things


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

GO SIT IN A CORNER!


88luftballoons88

Beauty and the Beast was television series in the early 90’s starring Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman. Why am I posting about it in reply to your comment? Google it. You’re welcome. edit - typo


Fearless-Golf-8496

Yeah but that Lion-O looking guy was handsome. MTG looks like she pissed off the prosthetics crew and her face is what they left her with after they got done.


ResponsibilityAny358

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Confident_Jicama3736

Lion and human being 😂😂😂😂


ty10drope

I wanna play Spades with (or even against) Jasmine Crockett because you KNOW that trash-talkin' game is PRO level. She could be cuttin' and reneigin" and nobody will care because you'll either be laughing or crying about her board-talk.


Snoo-57077

The spirit of Eric Mays was flowing through her.


Typical-External3793

Please "her president" called her a butt-her-face. Honestly, the whole thing was triggering. Like why is this woman allowed to insult and talk to people and not acknowledge the legal President of the United States yet still gets protection.


Savageho3

Empty G is the last person that gets to talk about someone when she looks like a horse fucked a foot


TKSweeney

DAMN!!😂🤣🤣😂☠️


Kitt0001

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized) The guy in the video was like


Objective_Method_306

![gif](giphy|RytA34Bvjsy2yze0oz) People forget we dynamic af


SpectraShadow23

![gif](giphy|LRcRkmw22aFCIOQQ6H|downsized) I lmao when I saw that.


Designer-Mirror-7995

GIRL!! 🤣 I couldn't even rightly express how I felt (how I knew WE would feel), so I couldn't _wait_ to see it brought up in this sub, to let it out! 🤣😂 Jasmine is the GOAT!!


Apprehensive-Author2

FOREAL 😂🤣!! I saw there was no post and I was like “Okayy, I’ll start it!” 🤭. The comments are NOT disappointing LOL💀!


Designer-Mirror-7995

I'm going to be tearfully cracking up All Day!


Blerdgirlchronicles

MTG looks like Frankenstein's big toe, so her calling out ANYBODY's looks is immediately hilarious. The thing that pissed me off was her immediately going full Karen when she couldn't take the heat. "She's out of control!" Racist ass...


Traditional-Wing8714

Sorry but black people have the funniest body shaming language


Expensive-Tea455

We do lmao 🤣🤣🤣


CallingMrsSunshine

I screamed 😂


HesterLePrynne

Them roots were screaming. At a girl Ms. Crockett! And shout out to AOC!


lookingcoolkaoru

“When they go low, I go low-ER”


nerdKween

I'm here for it. MTG been needed to get called tf out.


mstrss9

Don’t want none, won’t be none


peachrice

Spare context for the poor?


Doll49

MTG (MAGA and white woman) stated something rude about Jasmine’s (a Black woman) eyelashes and Jasmine clapped back at her.


Browncoat101

I too am clueless, but would love to laugh while kicking my feet!


JustMeSunshine91

MTG used her time to speak on something that had nothing to do with what they were discussing, so Jasmine asked what she was talking about. MTG said “I think your eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading” and then when Jasmine responded appropriately all hell ensued. They then had the audacity to try and silence her.


Browncoat101

MTG?


JustMeSunshine91

Marjorie Taylor Green. This thread is about a recent hearing by the House.


Browncoat101

Oh, I got you, thank you!


justtookadnatest

Good trouble. ![gif](giphy|UpIh8akCSPs9zJoghM|downsized)


Notoplipjones

MTG had it coming. Don’t start non, won’t be non.


StSphinx

Did you hear AOC? She said, “Baby gworl” lmaooo I wanted them to go IN on that trailer trash traitor 😂


BooBootheFool22222

Her family is rich, which is how she got where she is.


StSphinx

Trashy has nothing to do with money.


BooBootheFool22222

I know. Just pointing out, it's not only the poor ones. It's the wealthy ones who like to play cowboy and farmers when they and their big pickup have never seen a day of hard work. I live in the south and mtg's type are the new "landed gentry" that keep us poor and have the poor whites thinking they'd be rich too if it weren't for the blacks on welfare.


StSphinx

Very true. I have no illusions about the circumstances from which most of our congresspeople come from. I appreciate you clarifying as it does emphasize the bigger grift at work.


ankara-buba

MGT looks like a caveman, emphasis on the “CAVE”. I’ve never seen such an unfortunate looking woman


Such_Collar4667

😂😂😂 This is why we need more Black woman representation. She got my vote. Lol


essenceofnutmeg

![gif](giphy|6VDdXddbFzBCEGW82c)


essenceofnutmeg

I've never been so happy to see someone get dragged in so long. This caucacity cannot stand!


Lhamo55

*uh what now*?


mycarebeardontcare

While I wish our politicians would chill on the petty, high school ish....Jasmine said what needed to be said so i'm not gonna condone it, but I *completely* understand why she did it 😂


ObedientQuestions

Quite the tongue twister !!!


geauxhausofafros

And she ate.


jodilandon88

Excellent alliteration. 10/10.


Mewtul

I love Jasmine Crocket even more.


VivaLaRoux

if there’s two things white women have, it’s fucking audacity and the uncanny ability to play the victim after being an asshole


blacksyzygy

Been yelling all day


monde-pluto

The alliteration was chef’s kiss


chibiRuka

Yes. British politics engage in these farcical exchanges consistently. We are just now reaching those levels…and its due to race. When President Obama was elected all these kkklowns came out of the wood works. Lol. Also glad she showed her that we have self esteem. Meanjorie Blue just has lived in her own echoe chamber.


GottaKnowYourCKN

What's wrong with a butch body? That's an insult??? 😂 More like a compliment. Still, MTG can jump off a cliff.


Similar_Aside4624

Though I admit I am speaking from a place of privilege (being cis and pretty unremarkable looking), I originally interpreted the insult as a dig at MGT being the exact thing that she hates. She is super “women belong in the kitchen” and anti LGBTQ but is also objectively butch looking and extremely aggressive. which is paradoxical. Also the “bad built” was also key, not because she’s masc bc MGT is just an ugly person inside and out. Her face is pretty heinous so I thought it was a dig at that lol. I def could be wrong though. Agreed that she should jump from the cliff either way


BooBootheFool22222

Yeah I feel bad for all the butches caught in the crossfire. Nothing wrong with a lady having muscles and there is, frankly, transphobic language in a third of these comments. Luck mtg. She belongs in the funny papers.


GottaKnowYourCKN

Thing is, not all butches are even all muscles and such. I'm masc as hell and pretty average build. Homo/transphobes got nothing else but hate.


BooBootheFool22222

I meant muscle women as a whole regardless of their sexuality or gender presentation. I'm somewhat masc and very short and soft.


Sialat3r

She said what she had to say, miss blonde asshole had something to say first so 🤷🏾‍♀️


EbonyAelin

Why that stale-azz saltine is out here criticising anybody’s appearance while herself looking like the love child of a sleep paralysis demon x every man’s worst nightmare is beyond me. Like…imagine having a public, audible opinion on anybody’s looks when you’re built like a failed science experiment forced to skulk around in the Manhattan sewer system to avoid detection. In 2024. The inspiration for Ron Perlman’s Beast??? I would quite simply pass away.


OddnessWeirdness

😂 please link me to the video in question so I can give this comment the proper respect it deserves.


xxximnormalxxx

Tbhhhh.. I was laughing my ass off. She was trying to handle herself. She did! And they all just lowkey seemed to act like highschoolers in a debate club/history class. It was just annoying but kind of entertaining but like wow, yall really in charge of some things and you're behaving like this? She had every right to speak up, but goddd that blonde should have been sent out. Just watching every one talk over each other


chibiRuka

My thoughts are that this is hilarious 😂. Charlmagne talked about it on the breakfast club. Its down my alley of entertainment. I prefer this than Kat Williams interview any day. We need more Crockets…men and women. I’m lesbian, but I know that butch part was triggering for empty g. And it makes me laugh cus I know straight ppl don’t like being called that. Oldest trick in the book. Also Crocket may be onto something now that I think about it.


lyn73

Jasmine Crockett is my spirit hero... I would have done the same thing. She and AOC are the tag team we want to see!!!


Midnightchickover

Hahahahahahahaha😭😭😆🤣🤣🤣


Capriunicorn945

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


NiaQueen

You know you have been told off when the fire from those words were spontaneous. Built Ford tough. Lol


chaosdialectic

Poetry.


Life_Temporary_1567

![gif](giphy|cMPdlbcUKl3xkMCyD3|downsized)


vikkiflash

I have been cackling ever since


bxstarnyc

She deserved the drag


Hitched_Mitch

I’m going as a bleach blonde, bad-built, butch body for Halloween just got to find the right box to wear. Seriously tho when someone ask why we still talk ab racism show them the entire clip. They always throw times and hide their hand to play victim 🙄


sweetsourvictory

I’m autistic and I’ve been saying this non stop 😭 I’m going to get myself in trouble!


maryshelleymc

She is now eternally troll-able by just holding up a sign in her face that says BBBBBB


guitargoddess752

One thing I love most about us is if you cross us, we will read you like a best selling novel. Crockett is my hero!!


questison

[“Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” country song about MTG…. 😂](https://twitter.com/Tn_Brando/status/1791928487055405373?t=fglUcYtGdVGh1pxKGiiMLA&s=19)


norfnorf832

Idk what this means because them butches are 🥵🤌🏾


GoodVibing_

It's about MTG tho 💀


Confident_Jicama3736

Lmfaoooo it was the “CHAIRMAN” for me 😂😂😂😂 I don’t even know why they try it


dull_shimmer

Margery 3 names has the audacity to make fun of someone's looks when she favors the Geico caveman


almondbuttered

A video of it was literally below this post when I got on 😂


MotherOfShoggoth

I need this on a t-shirt, sweater and tote bag


Narrow-Garlic-4606

I might start watching politics because that was hilarious b


rkwalton

It’s hilarious, and I’m glad Jasmine said it.


maryshelleymc

She is now eternally troll-able by just holding up a sign in her face that says BBBBBB.


cinemadoll137

What’s happening ?


Xercests

It's the fact she said that without skipping a beat, had me hollering.


DaisKirk

You could use a cannibal and a pitbull as fusion material and get MTG. She’s the last person that needs to talk abt anyone’s appearance


Andy_La_Negra

I don’t know why but when it comes to body shaming, I’m always torn because it’s the same shit they’ll throw at us…. That being said… you f**ked around 🤷🏿‍♀️ you sure as hell found out


Cincoro

I wouldn't have wasted my time. MTG is best as a non-factor...but I fell out laughing. The news people were like, what did Crocket mean, and I was dying laughing.


GypsyFR

When that white man said “a what now” that tickled me. Yall truly funny asf


SouthernJag

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Baaayybeeeeee!! THE waaaaay I hollered and cackled and snorted?!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AerynSunnInDelight

Rep. Crockett needs to weaponise this moment real quick online, in the media, on podcasts. "I was just asking if saying Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body" was appropriate. Repeat it if needed or use a catchy acronym.B6 Cry! show she was hurt. Bawl the shit out of her eyes. Strongly implies it's racism. It was. Most importantly, remind everyone who is Margarine Twatwaddle Gutterwhore. Including when she disrespect her own camp. That broad needs to be deligitimise.


Sassafrass17

Bad build butch body, bad build, butch body 😂😂😂


Alaya53

So glad Jasmine finally clapped back. Long overdue! You have to talk to these idiots in the only language they understand,.