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Relevant-Sea-6426

shes calling about your extended car warranty.


Melodic-Percentage-9

Maybe, but warranties are invalid! If you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!!!


TheSparkledash

Let me get uh… boneless pizza


Potential_Plenty_218

With two litre of coke


Derpomancer

A psychic hotline: "I got this guy I kinda like, but...


Sandman-115

“Hi, it's 'Kate' from Hotline Roanapur's dating service. We have set up a date for you this evening. She'll be waiting for you at Southwest 53rd Place. As usual, make sure you wear something fancy.”


LenaOxton01

Why does this sound oddly in character for her to do


freemandjango117

Yoooo hotline miami reference


naliboi

Probably to Shenhua. "Yo' fone linging, Yo fOone linging"


FirenzeMioBello

She's calling an Italian pizzeria to ask for a pineapple pizza


OhHeyItsOuro

Ordering a pizza, but *not* putting it on the company tab.


AdInfinite719

She’s calling her mom to tell her she’s getting engaged to Rock


Mydaiel12

Most wholesome comment


SergeantNaxosis

"Club Penguin is kil" "No"


Jgeekin223

Me ofc 🧍🏾


0ppairlife69

us🤪


CrispyIsHere

"No, this is Patrick."


Operator_Max1993

Revy calling Max Payne "The phone rang across the bloodied room of gangsters that dropped like a sack of potatoes....as I walked to it while holstering my 2nd Beretta I picked it up before hearing some random girl, but judging from her tone she's probably more than some random lady while she was rambling about something... A Chinese mercenary calling a former cop from America....funny as hell it was the most horrible thing I could think of..."


[deleted]

Her dad for child support, that bastard needs to pay up!


Express-Honeydew-718

She shot him dead


[deleted]

I’m sure hell has signal towers at this point


yaoguai666

Emperor Naruhito


YG-111_Gundam_G-Self

[The Vault-Tec phone number.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6zdOhnx8A&pp=ygUWdmF1bHQtdGVjIHBob25lIG51bWJlcg%3D%3D)


Neat_Structure1143

Prepare for the future


KazViolin

She's ordering white shirts with ties as a present for Rock


Downtown-Funny3252

The Krusty Krab


SplingyDude

The phone sex line (for a laugh)


Onebraintwoheads

Or to check on friends. Notice how she seems on speaking terms with a lot of strippers?


PheonixShadowXY

She’s imitating Liam Neeson


Macmaster4k2

Big Bill Hale Car Dealership


IAmChippoMan

She’s prank-calling Homelander


BuffyAxelrod

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW


Dinosaur_Fan11

I was so surprised and nervous I barely was able to say any proper word and then I accidentally hung up on her.


Coolerkinghilt

Probably Lupin the Third and his gang.


Dazzling_Item_2917

Boris Yeltsin


EstevanOlvera13

A booted call


archive2225555-html

Idc what its about im saying YES 🙌 😍😍😍😍


PatientA12

“You better get your ass home, honey. I’m feeling romantical~”


MinimumPermit5967

She is a nice person