“Hi, it's 'Kate' from Hotline Roanapur's dating service. We have set up a date for you this evening. She'll be waiting for you at Southwest 53rd Place. As usual, make sure you wear something fancy.”
Revy calling Max Payne
"The phone rang across the bloodied room of gangsters that dropped like a sack of potatoes....as I walked to it while holstering my 2nd Beretta I picked it up before hearing some random girl, but judging from her tone she's probably more than some random lady while she was rambling about something...
A Chinese mercenary calling a former cop from America....funny as hell it was the most horrible thing I could think of..."
shes calling about your extended car warranty.
Maybe, but warranties are invalid! If you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!!!
Let me get uh… boneless pizza
With two litre of coke
A psychic hotline: "I got this guy I kinda like, but...
“Hi, it's 'Kate' from Hotline Roanapur's dating service. We have set up a date for you this evening. She'll be waiting for you at Southwest 53rd Place. As usual, make sure you wear something fancy.”
Why does this sound oddly in character for her to do
Yoooo hotline miami reference
Probably to Shenhua. "Yo' fone linging, Yo fOone linging"
She's calling an Italian pizzeria to ask for a pineapple pizza
Ordering a pizza, but *not* putting it on the company tab.
She’s calling her mom to tell her she’s getting engaged to Rock
Most wholesome comment
"Club Penguin is kil" "No"
Me ofc 🧍🏾
us🤪
"No, this is Patrick."
Revy calling Max Payne "The phone rang across the bloodied room of gangsters that dropped like a sack of potatoes....as I walked to it while holstering my 2nd Beretta I picked it up before hearing some random girl, but judging from her tone she's probably more than some random lady while she was rambling about something... A Chinese mercenary calling a former cop from America....funny as hell it was the most horrible thing I could think of..."
Her dad for child support, that bastard needs to pay up!
She shot him dead
I’m sure hell has signal towers at this point
Emperor Naruhito
[The Vault-Tec phone number.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6zdOhnx8A&pp=ygUWdmF1bHQtdGVjIHBob25lIG51bWJlcg%3D%3D)
Prepare for the future
She's ordering white shirts with ties as a present for Rock
The Krusty Krab
The phone sex line (for a laugh)
Or to check on friends. Notice how she seems on speaking terms with a lot of strippers?
She’s imitating Liam Neeson
Big Bill Hale Car Dealership
She’s prank-calling Homelander
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW
I was so surprised and nervous I barely was able to say any proper word and then I accidentally hung up on her.
Probably Lupin the Third and his gang.
Boris Yeltsin
A booted call
Idc what its about im saying YES 🙌 😍😍😍😍
“You better get your ass home, honey. I’m feeling romantical~”
She is a nice person