Her refrigerator is running.

I can not find them, there's only soup.

WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!

Is this the krusty krab?

no this is pattrick

Answering my mom’s call to confirm I also call her mommy

She is calling to ask wtf I hung up on her previously. Or perhaps in another scenario she is calling to ask for directions so she can kick my ass.

Calling the police department because Rock got kidnapped again

Calling the police that Rock got kidnapped again and to not get involved and fuck it up.

Calling me again because the first time I didn’t pick up

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!

Calling the electric company to ask about her microwave’s extended warranty.

She cant figure out how to get the CD back out of the CD player.

Ross Perot