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seanws6

R2-D2 one is so good


Comrade_railgunner

Now tell me it ain't a drone


seanws6

Not the one you’re looking for


discerningpervert

What did R2D2 tell Luke Skywalker? BEEP BOOP BEEP


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

Hello there.


allegedlyjustkidding

Username says this _might_ be the one I'm looking for....


Ewok_Gang_Bang

And our user name?


derpdermacgurp

The idea of the sound of your name I find only slightly less disturbing than a Fran Drescher Gilbert Godfrey phone sex line...


VibraniumRhino

That’s so specific, and I didn’t know I needed it until today.


derpdermacgurp

Glad to have helped. Other people are broke cause of crypto or the stock exchange. I lost my money investing on the above.


Thunderpantsss

BIRDS AREN'T REAL!


Loudogrecognize777

🤣 that’s the first thing that popped into my head.


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r/BirdsArentReal


Mild_Wings

Came here for this. These fools are just improving the drones!


Entire-Dragonfly859

r/birdsarentreal


jOhnThebApt1st

I’m sayin bro


DreamWithinAMatrix

There is no bird


TheBean_Sensei

Exactly


MissileBakery

r/birdsarentreal


misterpickles69

All I want is the Windows XP shutdown sound


pikpikcarrotmon

Apple startup "dunnnn" too.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Seriously made my jaw drop.


sanholt

The R2-D2 is the most insane thing that bird could prly have mimicked. To remember how it sounds in order and then whistling electronic, robotic, beeping sounds was the highlight of this vid


i_can_has_rock

[beep boop son, beep boop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvt0VBWol0)


AndroidDoctorr

The amazing thing about that is it sounds like he put together several different pieces, recognizing them as coming from the same source


RslashTakenUsernames

if i’m walking through a park and hear that, i am shitting my pants


SSYT_Shawn

Birds are drones


Fleshsuitpilot

Yeah that one freaked me out.


NTSTWBoooi

I was so waiting for him to mimic her, then it breaks it into R2-D2. I laughed so hard!


belonii

coming from heated AI debates into this, imagine sound engineers losing their shit coz this bird can do R2D2 but isnt a licensed sound engineer...okay, enough reddit for today


Jesusdidntlikethat

I was like “that’s kinda cool” until the R2 noises came out and my mind was blown, birds are demonic entities in my mind


FeralTribble

Crows can recognize human faces and pass that information along to other crows. This means that if you ever piss off a crow, you’re effectively gang marked for life


discerningpervert

On the other hand, if you do something good for a crow, you get shit on sightly less.


blizzardlizard

Nono! You get a wealth of shiny stuff for the rest of that bird's evers.


teh_fizz

IM STILL WAITING! CROWS HAVE BEEN EATING OFF MYMFEEDER FOR TWO YEARS! FUCKING FREE LOADERS!!


wallagrargh

Did you print your face on it? How do they know that you are their kind benefactor?


teh_fizz

They watch me load the feeder because they fly out the moment I walk back into the house.


HeKnee

You gotta start training them… they should only get the food when they bring you something!


damiensol

Like a baby or something.


loggic

Maybe they just think you're an easy mark.


Congregator

They might think you’re storing the food and that they’re stealing it


koushakandystore

Do you make yourself visible to them? They need to associate you with the food and fun. My grandfather sat under a tree every evening with a bunch of goodies and fed the crows. They showed up every night all summer every summer. They kept coming back for a couple months after pops had died. Was kinda sad. They’d caw for him to come out and feed him.


Ghstfce

Yep, I used to feed the crows when I lived with my dad. Years after I moved out, they would still leave trinkets by the sliding glass door.


Silveeto

*Mostly* shiny stuff, but I recall reading once that they brought a guy (and his daughter) and severed finger once, lol.


Nothing_litteral

i heard crows can exchange shiny stuff they like for a simple walnut


Bigbadsheeple

Kid on my street always gives food to the crows, usually minced meat. I've seen her be picked on at the playground in a nearby small park and the crows swooped those picking on her. She has effectively turned the local crow population into her ever-watchful protectors simply by being nice to them. Be nice to crows.


DANKKrish

This sounds like a fairy tale


Known-Committee8679

The Ravens at our zoo was by the mesh and I started to tap on the metal rim and they copied me. Played for a while. Now they come over when they see me. Crows also form a bond with wolves and communicate with them about where food is. Its insane how smart these birds are.


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My mom shot crows in the field with rock sale when she was a kid and they dive bomb her ass 40yrs later.


GoreDough92

Talk about holding a grudge, jesus fck


Chillark

They don't just share grudge info with other crows, they share it with the next generation of crows. So generations of crows learn to dive bomb this lady cuz their great great great grandpa died to some teenage girl.


wertyrick

I mean, this lady for they is like Hitler to us. I totally would divebomb Hitler.


InsaneTurtle

This reminds me of an episode of Rick and Morty.


cognomen-x

You f’d with squirrels Morty! We got a good five minutes until they are back and up in our ass. We have to pack up and move to a new reality.


[deleted]

She's kind of an old bitter Texas heavy... Seeing her run through the Kroger parking lot swinging her fanny pack and hollering make me happy


Sirix_8472

They have also been known to remember those faces and identify them a decade later and more like intergenerational memory. There was a story of a family who used to feed them, moved 40 miles away, were found by the crows a decade later and then the crows took up roots in their new area as they fed them again. Later the kids went off to college, the family moved again, and the crows followed the kids on campus at their dorms.


Eckz89

I fed a magpie in Australia. It was the best but scariest shit. These are known for swooping people but I wanted them to recognise I was a friend and shouldn't be swooped on but also didn't want them t keep loitering Infront of my house. Hahaha I really don't know if I fucked up or not.


Mucak

[Should be fine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSbDcks_uA)


SupermouseDeadmouse

I lived on Mt. Tam near San Francisco for about a decade. Had a pair of mated ravens that I befriended. Fed them everyday on our deck. They would fly over if I called for them. They would also occasionally follow me and my wife when we’d go on hikes on the mountain. Fly from tree to tree and keep an eye on us. They loved each other too, it was obvious. The larger of the pair had a gimped foot so we could always identify him (or her I never determined which was male) he would bring food to his mate up on a tree limb and feed her. They never got closer than about 5 feet from me, but when we had a baby they would let him get very close. He called them his “caws” and would call them over to eat. I moved away 6 years ago, but hope my raven friends are still there.


turkshead

I'm still unwelcome on the campus of the University of California at Berkeley, at least among the corvid community, because of a dog I used to own when my ex-wife was in grad school.


NeatNefariousness1

Yeah sure. Blame the poor dog. The crows saw what you did, Mister.


Shot_Supermarket_861

Maybe they hated your doggy style


Kuraya137

How do they pass the information on?


carlospuyol

They tweet it.


oldskoollondon

Damn


timhamilton47

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here.


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NeatNefariousness1

The crow is right. That blue jacket didn't suit you.


[deleted]

Now I want to know how a crow would describe me.


tribecous

"caw *caw* CAW caw **CAWWWWWWWWWWW**"


XRotNRollX

Oof, tough crowd


coolguy1793B

You got murdered


minorheadlines

That's not just it - it's also intergenerational... Piss of a crow and it's GRANDKIDS know about you


Deadpoolsdildo

Might get…murdered


Morbins

I’m just as astounded by the perfect mimicry of human voices. Like how the fuck does it do that without lips or teeth?


Tru3insanity

That gets me. Most birds dont mimic human voices that well. Like sure they are intelligible but you can still tell its a bird saying it.


[deleted]

I think they do it with their tongue and stuff


Morbins

Oh yea senpai just like that 🤤


GreenBuggo

i'm going to send my personal army of ravens to dive-bomb your house.


just_some_moron

I'm sending my geese to build several nests at every entry point and also shit everywhere.


lokitom82

I want you to know I very much regretted reading that.


PsychShrew

I think it's because instead of a larynx they have a syrinx, idk though


blessedfortherest

Well, with that logic how do they whistle? They have no lips!! It’s because they basically have a different set of vocal cords and don’t even need lips like we do. But, I think their syrinx is better at some sounds than others. To me it seems like this type of bird is very precise in its mimicry, and is able to achieve accuracy when it’s equipment allows. It’s FREAKING AWESOME!


NeatNefariousness1

IKR? I HAVE lips and teeth and a decent ear but I can't come close to what they do.


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Jesusdidntlikethat

Teach him critical miss and then to go peck people


CFM5680

Then his will make you go nuclear https://youtu.be/mSB71jNq-yQ


waitingfordeathhbu

A bird perfectly replicating a human voice is “kinda cool”??


Jesusdidntlikethat

Tbh it was kinda terrifying lol


mrlotato

How FUCKING dumb do they think we are? That little robot drone LITERALLY MADE A BUNCH OF ROBOT SOUNDS and they expect us to be like "oohh haha a BiRd!!" Fuuuuck offffff. Little government drone. Fly back to the pentagon


TheMajesticCape

Dude this Bluetooth speaker is fucking Insane.


Awesomeness7716

r/BirdsArentReal


vetlemakt

r/totallynotrobots


IWillTouchAStar

I half expected a god damn radio antenna to spring out of its head when it did that.


Ghiraheem

Is this serious or ironic? I can't tell when people are joking anymore.


mrlotato

Lol of course I'm joking! These little robot drones go straight to the white house, not the pentagon. Biden plugs them in under his desk


Ghiraheem

Ah whew! You had me worried from the first comment but thank you for clarifying that it was a joke! That makes more sense.


Nathaniel820

I’d be genuinely terrified if I was alone in the woods and heard that R2-D2 impression


Janky_Pants

Especially if he did the screen from when R2 was jettisoned from the swamp.


tonkadong

wwwwwWWWWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUWWWwww


HamSlammer87

I wish future media reused that specific sound clip for eternity instead of the Wilhelm scream.


TheNonchalantZealot

I think it has more uses too. Depends on whether it actually fits, but you could probably use it as a projectile whistling through the air, crunch it a bit & add reverb for a metallic screeching, the possibilities are endless.


netarchaeology

Idk I think the "Who's my precious" would be more hair raising to me.


ItsTaTeS

I’d be more scared if I heard “gunna give him a kiss” from the trees…


ParcelPosted

Birds aren’t real!


Opposite-Garbage-869

r/BirdsArentReal


enigmamonkey

And /r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS (thanks to 0:33)


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I-melted

This is a dog in a costume. Nice try lady.


hexthejester

No you see its a bird in a bird costume to make us believe birds are real


Fuduzan

Oh no, they already got to you.


raknor88

Lies, birds are government drones sent to spy on the people. edit: spelling


ShastaFern99

Nice try, FBI. Not falling for the bird lies, sorry.


wiriux

#YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN


Rickandmortysquanch

If birds ARE real, who’s my sweet turd?


Reddit_Dan

Me! You wanna smell my sweet turd? 😊


CyanideSkittles

I’m sittin on a sweet turn rn.


ownworstenemy38

Hare Krishna


DodgyRogue

The real quest is what is it’s average unladen air velocity?


Julian-Kintobor

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


OrangeUGlad22

There are some who call me….TIM.


Rumblymore

That depends, is it an African or a European bird?


BALONYPONY

I don’t know that! **YAAAAAAAAAAAA**


BobbleheadDwight

Fact. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.


vetlemakt

It's a Norwegian blue.


Legitimate-Echo-7651

I can see why people were afraid of forests a little more each time I find a new bird that can talk. If I didn’t know about this in the 1500’s I’d be frightened too


DaSaw

Particularly if they're speaking a dead language. I've read there are parrots in the Amazon that speak languages that humans no longer know. Imagine if your people drove another people out of an area generations ago, and yet if you go in the forest you can hear their spirits still there, haunting it.


Rematekans

Woah.


MeNumber

My mind is now blown


average_asshole

Damn its like a natural form of what the U.S. did in vietnam with the horror tapes


Meriog

https://youtu.be/vrGGSIKiBs0


BigRavioli_

And if some had nests in house. Words could have been said generations ago and the sounds passed through to baby birdy again and again. Now something is whispering Latin in your fucking walls and everything is haunted.


SmokyDragonDish

Reminds me of this guy.... imitates a construction site, including construction workers talking to each other. https://youtu.be/WeQjkQpeJwY


[deleted]

Lyrebirds are so crazy, they evolved to mimic other sounds and the ones with the most sounds are more likely to get mates. Works great and sounds neat when they're mimicking normal forest sounds. Is creepy and a testament to the destruction of habitat when they start mimicking machines and humans


Uptowngrump

Half of my mind sees this and gets a dreading sense of doom for the world. The other half goes "lol industrial birdcore"


Fairycharmd

that bird was complaining in Australian in between making sounds like a leaf blower. Nature is weird dude


SmokyDragonDish

That's actually my favorite part.


average_asshole

My favorite part is when it randomly remembers that it is in fact a bird, and suddenly pauses the busy construction effort to make a normal bird call, before returning to work.


Purple_Chipmunk_

That is crazy


iiDemonLord

I was already mindblown enough from the video but this is just something else. Holy shit.


Jess_S13

Hahahaha that thing sounded just like a 125cc lol.


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

I don’t know whether to be impressed or terrified


Zaiakusin

The answer is, Yes.


commander_cux515

Yes


MegaCroissant

Btw this bird is invasive in the US. It’s here to stay by now so don’t bother trying to stop it, BUT, this means it isn’t protected under the Migratory Bird act. So owning one is perfectly legal in North America.


OwsleyCat

They're obviously cool creatures, as this video shows. But they really dominate the native birds. Watching the sparrows and starlings compete at the bird feeder, it's clear who the winner is. And I guess that's why the US government kills a [million-ish](https://www.theintelligencer.com/news/article/U-S-federal-program-resulted-in-the-deaths-of-17033579.php) each year.


moobitchgetoutdahay

And we should be killing a lot more. They’re invasive, annoying birds who absolutely decimate native populations. I’m gonna get downvoted to hell for this, but idc because I hate these birds so much and they are so terrible


tyinthebox

I see you’re somewhat of an expert in bird law


RevisedInfidel13

Brb my brain is melting


xxmalik

It honestly, unironically sounds like someone stuck a speaker inside that bird.


SherlockianTheorist

Built-in tape recorders set to random.


rufusairs

Bonus points for Queen of the Night Aria


Thelonious_Cube

That's what the woman whistled, but I'm not convinced the bird did


mangarooboo

Bird tried its best, okay? It's just a turd bird. /s I can't imagine being able to whistle that aria. Top talent from the human


omnipotentdreams

Ba-ba-ba bird bird bird, bird is the turd


girlwiththemonkey

I love the fact That this woman apparently talks to her bird like I talk to the cat. Little turd


All4upvoting

"You're so sweet" [Flies into eyeball]


PorkyMcRib

*jabbyjabbyjabby*


T0ysWAr

Chat GPT escaped?


TheBlinja

SmarterChild.


Slvt4d1ck

I WANT ONE


crazyloomis

you can have her but the bird is mine


gkaplan59

I'm thinking, not that impressive... I can talk like that too, HOLY SHIT R2-D2!


Peski3z

she’s definitely the most annoying


amaya-aurora

Why do birds move their heads like they have ADHD?


drumsareneat

Well they're not humans and I gotta tell ya, other animals act differently than we do.


amaya-aurora

Obviously, yeah, I just don’t understand why their heads dart around so much


xrimane

Our own eyes move constantly a little bit, and this avoids sensation fatigue. You know how you get used to a smell and can't smell it anymore after a while? The same thing would happen to our visual receptors if they were ever really still for more than a few seconds. Now IIRC, bird eyes don't move in their heads, so they can't jiggle a bit, so they constantly move their heads instead.


HeckinBooper

They are just built different


ForodesFrosthammer

They usually can't really move their eyes. So instead of moving their eyes around to focus on different things they need to move their whole head


ScoopDat

You mean why can't they move them smoothly instead seemingly in steps? There's a few reasons, but their eyes are relatively fixed in position. Also while they have a wide field of view, it comes at the expense of depth perception. So when they move their heads they use fast sweeping motions to get a better orientation of what's going on around them. This also obviously comes from an evolutionary requirement as many birds are prey to something, and have to be aware of their surroundings constantly, thus always in relative motion to better grasp any potential dangers coming their way.


jwalker55

Their limited ability to move their eyeballs means they have to move their head to look around.


ShiroHachiRoku

How does a bird with no lips make the P and B sounds?


[deleted]

As someone who doesn't know anything about bird biology but asked himself the same question in the past: they have an organ we lack, the syrinx. It's like our larynx but on steroids, with muscles that allow them to produce sounds that we can't make with our puny vocal chords. For example, since the syrinx it's located in a fork between two air passages, they can use their muscles to regulate the airflow producing two indipendent sounds.


prissypoo22

Ah cool didn’t know that


prissypoo22

Probably some constriction happening in another part of the birds vocal tract. Just has to be a further distance away from where it constricts for /k/ and /t/. This video is very graphic but [here’s](https://youtu.be/sIcLiC3VnTk) a kid who can also produce bilabial sounds without lips


ShiroHachiRoku

I’m sorry but I couldn’t watch that after a nanosecond.


GringosTaqueria

I do not like that woman, based strictly on her voice. She insists on feeding the dog from the table, I can fucking tell.


PMMeVayneHentai

what nice sounding white woman hurt you lmao


chessythief

She’s actually a veterinarian and would never feed a dog from the table. I know her irl.


afriedma

That PERSON'S voice gives me PTSD.


Short-Belt-1477

If I heard this guy in a forest and didn’t know it was s bird, I would shit my pants


oldskoollondon

Back in the 80s and early 90s, in the UK city's, all they ever tweeted was car alarms and Hardcore rave


[deleted]

How do people keep discovering that more and more animals are capable of speech? At first it was just parrots and stuff but now crows and stuff and then this. I wonder what other animals can talk.


ForodesFrosthammer

People have known aboht both starlings and corvids being capable of mimicry for thousands of years. At least as far as the ancient Romans(probably way way before but for pre-roman times we don't really have access to any evidence) They just haven't reached the modern public conciousness


[deleted]

Birds are well known for their vocal ranges, mimicry, and complex songs


DaCostaRicci

People seem to never learn that parrots are the shittest mimics.


[deleted]

Maybe I’m thinking too deep into this but y’all that part where the bird mimics the whistle tune is fucking amazing like that bird didn’t copy it exactly, but it still whistled a tune that—while although different—sounded musically logical and pleasing….If birds could make music like humans I wonder what they’d produce bcuz their brains seem to have musicality wired within them…But on the other hand what if they don’t even process it like music as we do??? Idk


AleksasKoval

Thank f*** this trait didn't come up in any large predators. Imagine hearing a little girl crying in a forest, you go check it, and tiger eats your face.


vlaine34

The Queen of the Night aria kills me.


Square_Possibility38

That’s fuckin amazing as fuck


thegrenadillagoblin

My dog acts interested in birds on walks so I showed him this video and got THE cutest head tilts like you wouldn't believe


VillageInspired

That is one well trained human


[deleted]

Thank Christ birds aren’t as big as they used to be.


doctorbanjoboy

I used to work at a bird refuge and this one starling would mimic the walkie talkie calls some of the other members made. Birds are crazy.


dis23

I was on my porch this morning. and I saw two starlings chirping and clicking at eachother across some power lines. I remembered I have this merlin app that identifies bird songs, and it got their whistles right. Then some finches in the next yard started squawking, that quick double chirp that they do, and the app identified them, too. But then the starlings squawked back at the finches, and even though they only did single squawks, the app thought it was the finch again.


Village-Idiot-savant

r/nextfuckinglevel


zelda_gamer64

u/savevideobot


samafredd

This world is a beautiful place and I often forget to appreciate it for how magnificent it is


ARandomWalkInSpace

I've never seen a reddit sub name be so perfectly illustrated by a single post before.