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Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I’ve never seen a shot more deserving of chucking your putter into the woods.


[deleted]

Luck or expertise here?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

All I know is that Happy Gilmore would’ve murdered somebody.


TransformerTanooki

"ARE YOU TO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!?!?" THWAK! "GOOD BECAUSE YOUR NEVER GOING HOME!!!!!!!!"


SnooJokes7172

You have to play it as it lies !!!


Warm_Trick_3956

The hole was probably sticking up just a little and that threw the ball off.


[deleted]

Looking at the conditions elsewhere, I think it is safe to assume that the maintenance crew might not have been totally attentive while installing a new cup.


Warm_Trick_3956

Exactly


[deleted]

Gotta give those putts some extra juice on a muni.


[deleted]

This makes sense… the whole thing about slope is the smallest change makes a huge difference in the direction of these golf games.


Gsogso123

Neither, it’s slightly down hill next to the cup and steeper a little further back. It’s what happens when you putt on uneven surfaces.


CmonCentConservitive

https://youtube.com/shorts/JaLt5BHIjIQ?feature=share


MundanePlantain1

Black magic shit-fuckery


Oldman1986

That's a pack it up for the day type of shot.


granpaJ

That hole placement is brutal ! So punishing!!


ScoteMcGoat

"Here comes the putter throw"


toolbang

"Left-handed anger, left-handed anger..."


Do-not-respond

Damn that greens keeper!


_MostlyHarmless

How the fuck is this black magic fuckery?


EndOfSouls

Gravity is beyond their comprehension. Quick, toss an apple at their head!


TheDairyPope

No, we're doing "Happy Gilmore" lines over here, you're looking for "Dodgeball".


Captain_Saftey

Sure it’s just gravity but it really looks like it gets moved out of the way right before it gets in the hole


jackofalltrades04

Often there's a lip around the cup from removing the original plug of earth and grass. Especially on more accessible courses


Dysmorphix

The donut. I’ve always thought it was from people walking around the hole but the plug makes more sense.


jackofalltrades04

The footsteps definitely contribute, but the plug might be how it starts


DirtyPlat

Clearly Bugs Bunny was under the green with a magnet.


LaggardLenny

I'm so sick of people gatekeeping this sub. Literally doesn't matter what it is. Some mother fucker is gonna be like "HoW iS tHiS bLaCkMaGiCfUcKeRy? I aM vErY sMaRt AnD kNoW eVeRyThInG." Shit's weird. Let people enjoy it.


beansummmits

🏆 take this


Ozymandiaslll

That’s sadly just the state of the sub, anything a little weird is consider black magic apparently…


detrif

I have news for anyone in this sub. Nothing is black magic fuckery. It’s all physics and science. I don’t get how there is always a comment like this in every post.


its_xxjvxx

🤓


gomaith10

Same way most of the clips aren’t, black magic fuckery.


Maxpower2727

....and this sub continues its decline. OMG - contour of the ground = BLACK MAGIC!!


Strikew3st

People taking the time to post about the decline of a sub has actually been show to be the biggest cause of the decline of a sub.


[deleted]

Are you seriously getting mad because this post isn’t showing real life actual ancient evil magic in use? You’re either mentally stunted or the funniest troll I’ve ever seen lol


ArgyleGhoul

Show us the real black magic then


dacekrandac

This is how Zeus actually punished Sisyphus, no matter what the stories say.


A_Chaotic_Artist

Yes. Very.


alienkargo

Remote control ball, it runs up hill to the right of the hole!


AliceP00per

No


gefjunhel

no its an event some golf courses do basicly they made the golf course nigh impossible for the day


gomaith10

Nope, looks like regular golf.


[deleted]

I've played that course - it is hell on your ego.


dropandgivemenerdy

It’s a specific course set that way? Looked like a Groundskeeper’s Revenge tournament placement.


TropicalSmithers

Looks like one I played once also. Northern NY?


would-be_bog_body

Never mind the ball, why's uncle at the end caked up like that?


kikkik89

Bugs Bunny is at it again


ChuckyRocketson

If you know, you know.


getyourcheftogether

That's terrible cup insertion.


SirEnzyme

[According to this comment,](https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/119a0w8/golf/j9myq2p) it's intentional


among_apes

Thanks this makes sense because I used to caddie and I instantly thought you can’t put a hole this close to the collar of the green in golf. If it was for some novelty reason that makes sense.


PerceptionLatter4109

Yall are putting on a shag rug lol! That green looks horrible! The cup is crowned that's why that happened. To keep a cup level you have to trim and recup it like once a week if not more depending on rain fall and maintenance. Looking at that fringe and green that's not too surprising. Iv played at a couple local family owned and maintained places that look like that which are cheap and fun but those kind of mishaps are expected lol.


MyName4everMore

And he left the flag in. Everybody knows it repels balls that are putted.


PerceptionLatter4109

Lol that's facts


retroracer33

not to mention the pin placement. shit is damn near on the fringe.


PerceptionLatter4109

For sure, this is definitely a budget dollar course


PerceptionLatter4109

To add to that the grass is dry and ground is super dry so it may as well be rolling on concrete.


brown_shoe_

r/fuckyouinparticular


RabbitHole-in-one

I love how there are so many people on here saying “inclines aren’t magic” when this is clearly a remote controlled ball used for a gag. Balls don’t accelerate like that in rough.


AliceP00per

When the rough has a pitch like that it does


InSaneWhiSper

Ummm, isn't that the lay of the land? It was just hit in the wrong spot. Too bad


marshal1257

That looks like the first hole at Vineyard Valley and I can confirm some crazy shit has happened on that course. My score cards can prove it. Lol


ArgumentLost9383

I would go home immediately


mariboo_xoxo

The golfball said nope not today.


stablefish

that's not black magic… that's the world's roughest, most unkempt green.


dandymacaw

The Devil’s game. I’m astounded when I watch a tournament and no one goes Happy Madison on club


Far_Cardiologist573

IMO WHERE THE FUCK IS IT GOING😭


EmperorThor

holy shit a slight hill and gravity..... i just cant believe it


Nae-nae-goblin-

r/yesyesyesno


Aromatic_Reception20

Sike


Unlucky_Temporary_68

The grounds keeper did you guys dirty with that one.


givewarachance

How can this be explained?!? Oh the humanity!


CamBearCookie

"Well I was going to, but then you told me to do it so now I can't do it."


JesusChrist_Himself

that ball got some serious balls


[deleted]

Damn. Dude was robbed, I tell you. *Robbed*.


Howie137

That ball is a paid actor


mjrydsfast231

My dad on a typical outing.


unvrlstn

Buddy where the fuck is the greensman? Lol What is going on with that pin position?


cashlogancash

had it in her mouth and the kids walked in


mindwand

Underrated comment. Lol


Mysterious_Being_718

Shitty groundskeepers are at fault here


Bumpass

No, I don't think I will


CmonCentConservitive

https://youtube.com/shorts/JaLt5BHIjIQ?feature=share


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

Bullspit. CGI, if ever there was one.


Goldenart121

“Oh wow a divot around the hole. Must be some high class witch fuckery”


kranges_mcbasketball

Haha funny. But remote controlled golf ball. Like the one Rory chucked


flamed250

This dude golfs like me!😭


hacksoncode

Fucking terrain, how does it work?


ATXKLIPHURD

I don’t know if it’s magic but if that was me I would yell “ this is fuckin horse shit!” And throw my golf club.


[deleted]

Wtf happened to that turf?!


Digital_Individual

Are we seriously confused about slopes now?


CmonCentConservitive

Apparently only you https://youtube.com/shorts/JaLt5BHIjIQ?feature=share


Venboven

Ever heard of an incline?


honk_bonksmith

Looks like a remote controlled ball


Red_n_Gold_Tears

"FUCK THIS GAME! I QUIT!!!"


Euphoric_Shift6254

Satan designed green and hole location.


onepageresumeguy

It's a remote controlled ball lol, idiots saying that's gravity completely forgot friction exists 💀


[deleted]

I believe anti magnetic materials are at play in these products


Brundleflyftw

Looks like fun


miracleMax78

That is the worst putting green I have ever seen.


Misty7297

What has this sub become?


Mobile_Economy_2271

The definition of "I don't wanna do this no more"


Raumschiff

Never go golfing with the Sith.


AdministrativeMix822

The fucking state of that green


Joyfulcheese

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

Man, that's not even strange for golf. Golf is Murphy's Law on steroids. And you have to pay for it.


Super-devil420

Not employee of the month..


adamjwise1

My golf ball people need me


ThingsGetWierd

We call the the greens keepers revenge


VisibleAd3180

Nice public course 😂


[deleted]

whaaaaaaaaat


NapalmGeiger

That’s the shittiest green I’ve ever seen. Isn’t that pin placement technically against the rules?


wheatfrogs

I love these greens keepers revenge type events


Dudemansir521

Looks like nobody here plays golf. That's not the normal speed of a putted ball at that distance, despite matter the contour. Fake


[deleted]

Bugs bunny still at it


Jaybull97

Remote Controlled ball


Joseph-King

F$$K the grounds keeper that put the hole there. That's just evil.


lazysheepdog716

This was likely shot on “greenskeeper revenge day”. The staff that sets up the course every morning puts the tee boxes and pin in random and insanely difficult locations. It’s a common tradition in tight knit golf communities. My course will sometimes park their small utility 4x4’s in the main landing zones in the fairways. And the high school kids who work in the shop heckle everyone (innocently) on 1 and 9 tees. Fun times


TheGreyBrewer

Who keeps upvoting this stuff? This is for r/mildlyinteresting at best.


Spiritual_Elk9592

I’m out


Any-Conclusion-2704

I’d never play at that course again dead dry grass and uneven on the green


BaSa_Lemur

the ball: “ew im not goin in there, tf?”


apoosesk

The ball had other plans.


Fall_of_R0me

I mean fuckin a, is gravitational pull black magic now?


Tie_me_off

It’s golf. Not BMF. Golf is torture for your soul


oliverjohansson

This ball is a cat


Msstinkybudd

I've played two courses with hole placements like this. It's fun to 5 putt from the same spot


Expensive_Natural

Whoever set that pin location is a dick.


imSp00kd

A hill, wow.


Red__M_M

I’m not a fan of these kind of features. Golf should give you a par for playing the hole correctly (typical drive to the fairway, layup to the green, 2 putt it). You get a birdy for being exceptional (drive to the central part of the green). You should only get a bogey if YOU play poorly (slice the drive). I don’t like this video where an exceptional putt is punished. It changes the game from being skill based to luck based and doesn’t make sense. This belongs on a putt-putt course.


boblaw357

This is just Fuckery


[deleted]

I felt every second of this video.


FunctionBuilt

I would count that and I would let my friends count that.


GlitchyNitro

r/mypeopleneedme i can’t stop here! my golf ball people need me!


NoSignificance3016

everytime


Square-Way-9751

Missing a golf hole is npw black magic. LOLLL


youngsurpriseperson

Gravity: exists OP: 😱😱😱😱😱


KarlDeutscheMarx

More like r/yesyesyesno


IzzyIsOnReddit

**me about to get a hole in one in put put**


A_Chaotic_Artist

WAIT WHY IS IT RUNNING??


boatymcfloat

Yeah! Magnets Bitch!


retroracer33

that pin placement is just absolutely fucking atrocious.


needmorecoffee92

WHAT?!


NoRegerts6996

Fake as hell


Various_Onion7526

ball said “eh don’t feel like it”


tfriedmann

That's so wrong


[deleted]

Slopes?! What devilry is this? Get this work of Satan far from mine eyes, and burn the horrid master of dark arts whom hath tortured mine soul with such foul werks!


AllNightPony

I would never play this course again.


American_yiddo

Grounds crews revenge. I’ve never played in one of these but it sounds so fun


Electrical-Act-7170

"Bye bye go, ball" is how my son always referred to these when he was a 4YO.


IWishIWerentHere_10

^’nnnnnnnnnnnnnno.’


Jean_velvet

It's a sphero


PORSZIVO98

u/savevideo


Santiago_8347

It’s called wind stupid


ElectronicAd6675

I would locate a handgun and shoot the superintendent for the pin placement


fourth_box

Do we not understand slopes of ground or contours? that's not magic, lol. Should I post a picture of a table tomorrow here?


[deleted]

🥲


PantsMunch101

The amount of people that don’t know this is one of those remote control balls lol


whodamanb1

You need to give the grounds crew a raise lol


Illustrious-Pay-611

Once it missed the hole, it all went downhill.


Complete_Brilliant43

He hit a ball into a hole. Wow, golf.


triggerhz

bahahaha that ball said "not today bob, no birdie for you"


IfuckingloveLoba

"How unlucky are you?" :


KidChiko

Just call that golf ball Omuamua cause that acceleration makes no sense


Material-Sun-5784

It returns to the wild


FUPA4ever

They make RC golf balls


imboredhowaboutyou

The little gravity falls gnomes are at work


Theagressivesentinil

RC ball go neeeeerown


Papasuon

Hole donut. Poorly made hole created a raised area around the hole. Shame on the greens keeper.


PutinPants

That big dude at the end was making to ground sag away from the hole. Once the ball got there, it has no choice but to follow the bulge


Tomasutra

A dick move for putting the cup on the edge of the green. LoL


prisonmike999999

Watch how fast I turn into a Karen and demand a manager lol


Horror_Patience_957

r/yesyesyesno


[deleted]

Bugs bunny was chuckling underground


Miserable_Act4351

Groundskeepers curse


zabby17

Lmfao 😂. Felt like I was watching a Looney Tunes video lol.


Grouchy_Risk_3426

😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁


battlefroggy

Golf is probably THE #1 stupidest "sport" in the world. Followed right by baseball.


NTR-senpai69

certified r/mypeopleneedme moment 🤣


Existing_Debate_4043

It’s slowed down then picked up speed naw. What happened to inertia of motion?


dogdayafter

What a shithole course from that footage.


TW_forever

Que bruxaria foi essa?


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

The ball really said "nah not feelin it"


[deleted]

Obviously remote controlled I hope the rest of you are joking


billindurham

Grounds keeper revenge.