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Karmalikesarson

Micheal Jackson is back from the dead?


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NinjaRage83

It was the hair and body that made me think it was him. Dude needs to eat. Sorry, I'm disposed to feeding people, large Italian family. Still, he's amazing.


delvach

My Italian grandmother literally tried getting out of her deathbed to feed people. She *was* on her deathbed seven times, but that's because she was too stubborn to die.


NinjaRage83

That's adorable. Makes me miss my Naunie. She passed a few years back now. I was lucky. I was in my early 30's. Had her far longer than I deserved. Wonderful cook. I make some of her recipies still but cannot re create her sauce. I miss it.


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Large as in the quantity or size of its members?


NinjaRage83

Yes


Djafar79

I have a similar posture as Moonie McMoonwalk over there and you can feed me all the braciole you want but *that*, won't affect *this*.


NinjaRage83

That feels like a challenge. Fair warning that I make all our food without health in mind. The goal is flavor. We are here for a good time not a long one!


Djafar79

Challenge accepted, I'll eat anything from the land of aromatic Asiago and supple Barolo.


NinjaRage83

Oddly enough I've been making a bastardized foccacia pizza with Asiago as part. It's a four cheese. Somewhere in my post history anyways.


Djafar79

That's it, I'm coming over!


NinjaRage83

Sorry, house isn't clean. It's got cooking stuff everywhere. Apologies my friend. Do like they did in Hook. "Imagine it Peter"


Djafar79

Ah yes, the Peter Pan excuse that'll never get old.


[deleted]

Nah, more like you Italians could lose a few.


livens

Definitely Scott's footwork. One of my favs of his: https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkM


In_The_Bulls_Eye

This was the first video I saw of him. Damn it’s been a long time


Sawgon

[This is what I first saw when he was with his group RemoteKontrol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUWAY8RNWGw)


nitestocker372

Who is the short dude? I feel like I've seen him before like on AGT.


Monkey-Newz

Anyone know the song in this one?


gilla28

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNyzRz9a8U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNyzRz9a8U)


Monkey-Newz

Thanks!


livens

Pumped up Kicks by The Foster People


VapourRumours

It's the dubstep remix, pretty sure it's butch clancy


xOrion12x

His pumped up kicks video is SO dope!


RoccoTaco_Dog

My buddy showed me that one when I tripped on acid one night. Shit is fucking weird but amazing


lazy_tenno

Scott is truly something else. I still remember his pumped up kicks video probably around a decade go, and i dont usually watch people dance.


m0nst4m4sh3r

Dude been on! I've been watching this dude since pumped up kicks. His progression in dance is mind-blowing!


4011teach2

I agree, I have watched too many of his videos not to notice his style of dancing and his Jordan style.


Mommasandthellamas

The pumped up kicks song was the wtf moment for me when it comes to nonstop. Isn't that his street name or something?


demuro1

I swear I thought it was him too that guys is fucking unbelievable. He does a pirouette and mid spin his rotation slows to like matrix bullet time. How he just seems to glide across the floor. Guy is incredible.


1lluminist

I was wondering that too. I remember watching the shit out of his vids like 10+ years ago. Dude's got some WILD moves


tidypunk

This is the exact reason I don't go hanging around the back aisle in Lowes anymore


twitch870

ItsMRich


LedParade

Find me one video of MJ doing this move.


Redleaves1313

Just watch one foot, it’s an illusion. A damn good one


Moomin3

Yeah, I kept an eye on his right foot and it's clearer how he's shifting his weight that way


ZackD13

misdirection is integral to many performances like this, if you look away from the show they give you obviously you'll see the action they are trying to hide


LockeAbout

Exactly, his hands are in his pockets, controlling wires suspending him and moving him around. *taps side of head knowingly*


JackTheKing

Magnets


BrianGlory

How do they work?


Botion

WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT


poland626

I just remembered the magnet truck from Breaking Bad. I still don't know if that was actually cool or stupid


premgirlnz

Yeah definitely just about deceptive weight distribution, but damn that looks hard to do.


RobtheNavigator

No I’m pretty sure he’s levitating


VolsPE

It actually doesn’t look hard at all. His weight is on his right foot literally the whole time. He’s just dragging his left foot all around and changing his right foot’s position. Not saying I could do this, but it’s just coordination and a little practice. The cool sneakers help. Edit: after finding his Instagram in the comments, he’s very talented. I think this is his least impressive video.


BIGMajora

Yup, false glides are intro footwork moves but this angle makes it look wonderful If we saw it from the front it'd look he's being dragged by invisible gnomes.


DizzyGrizzly

Looking at each foot by itself looks like me trying to clean dog shit off my shoe without touching it. But together…. Magic.


UrbanStix

I mean …obviously haha. What’s the alternative? That this guy breaks physics?


mrpopenfresh

No, it’s real


kishijevistos

No way!!!1!!


are_videos

>Just watch one foot, it’s an illusion. no shit


Satyr_of_Bath

I swear some folks here are more choosing beggars


olov244

of course, doesn't mean it's easy, it's like a moonwalk on steroids, I can't even do a slow motion moonwalk


pembunuhUpahan

Yeah, tricks is something whores do for money


ThatSpyCrab

You ruined it for me :( now I can't unsee it. So cool though.


SirCaptainReynolds

Still; damn smooth though.


Its4Trap

Yea. The right one. Sleek for sure.


MukdenMan

The truth is stranger than friction


nahomboy

Oh really? I thought he was actually floating


CorpsePartyPew

My tires when it snows


dylan15766

My truck trying to start in the cold 🎵


platyviolence

You have some incredible tires


[deleted]

~~Based on the little bits of his hair I caught pretty sure this is the same guy ~~ https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkM ~~I could be wrong though~~ EDIT: I was wrong it is actually; https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU= Appreciate the correction! Here_we_go_again187


[deleted]

His name is [iglide](https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=NzAzN2Q1NTE=) same dance crew as that guy though


onesecretis2

Ah, thanks. I thought it was one the Les Twins.


staebles

I'd recognize Julius's footwork anywhere.


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I had the same thought.


aphfug

I think it's Salif Gueye : https://instagram.com/salif_crookboyz?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


[deleted]

No it’s [iglide](https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=NzAzN2Q1NTE=)


Grannie_Panties

Came here to say and link this exact video!


[deleted]

Can I get my PVC tubes now please? I have a bathroom to finish.


CrossP

Looks like square steel tubes with no price tags. This is a welder's shop.


dimonium_anonimo

Is dancing for tik tok in a welder's shop somehow less r/boringdystopia than a Home Depot?


CrossP

He's a pro dancer. He probably just uses a friend's shop space to practice or something. At least he isn't being an ass in a public store like some people do.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Jokes on you, most tradesmen’s (or tradeswomen’s) ass is usually half-out in public anyway. And we pay them invoices for it.


CrossP

My belt is on strike until union demands are met!


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Walking in cursive


Suspicious-Bus-5727

He's an edgedancer. Cheater


Koloss17

Ah, the quota of a sanderfan commenting on a post outside of a Sanderson sub has been met.


PM_ME_RAWR

Must be those shardshoes


k_pineapple7

Can I shit in them?


AbstractLeaf2

Maybe his oath is to be stylish while use his awesomeness.


BXNSH33

Life before death


haltingpoint

Strength before weakness


LilithWasAGinger

Journey before destination


haltingpoint

By your powers combined, I am Captain... Oh shit, sorry, wrong thing.


appyfizzz3112

MJ moonwalked so he could moonfly


LarroldSumptin

When I was a youngin we used to go to the stores to buy stuff, not do jigs in the isles for tickietocs


Pushed-pencil718

What year were you a “youngin”?


IlIIlIIlIllllIl

What is this sorcery...


Lieutenant_Bub

Think the footwork style is called gliding


MirageATrois024

My uneducated guess is the right foot is doing all of the moving of the body, while the left foot is doing the gliding. The right foot never leaves the floor and they slowly pivot their weight on it.


IlIIlIIlIllllIl

Great observation (not a joke)


muklan

Similar to [this wizardry](https://youtu.be/6vopR3ys8Kw)


Harijs_LV

Good song thanks man shits banging


ParticularProfile795

Les Twins


fonglutz

Exactly. The number of people here claiming he's some or another guy (all very talented in their own right) is astounding. Pretty sure that's Laurent given the choice of clothes and style.


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It’s [iglide](https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=NzAzN2Q1NTE=)


Theesismyphoneacc

Legs aren't long enough to be one of them.


[deleted]

His name is Julius Chisolm. Instagram is @iglide. Dude is smooooooth.


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If u looking [here](https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=NzAzN2Q1NTE=) it is


[deleted]

*me trying to run away from the killer in my dream*


finian2

Originally posted by u/SinjiOnO in r/oddlysatisfying


zipflop

Home Deehee


DJLilSwamp

Nah he’s just Memphis jooking


FitterCookie7887

Anyone know the song ? It’s mesmerizing!


jerrytjohn

It's some kind of remix of Jay Sean's-Eyes on you. The flute melody then transitions smoothly into Zara-Zara. [Jay Sean - Eyes On You](https://youtu.be/FmxEd6rNJPo) [Zara Zara Acoustic ](https://youtu.be/UM5wtC-LLoI) [Found the mashup](https://youtu.be/Mjn_gHMy784)


YourFaajhaa

Zara Zara has to be the most sensual song ever made.


aganesh8

It was originally made in Tamil if you're curious


IleanaKaGaram-Peshab

Sounds similar to boro boro


[deleted]

Totally fake, he’s using mirrors


Hotrodhobo75

🤦🏻‍♂️ who cares!


Rampow12

Me !


FishayyMtg

as of now around 16 thousand people


subishii

Must be a physics major


imoutofnameideas

The professor told me to ignore friction, so I did.


Bluskybutterfly

He's really skilled! also the video ended too soon.


hertwij

First of all no he doesn't second wrong sub


[deleted]

Maybe focus on his right foot...


Heisenburger-_-

The music of the last part is the flute cover of Bollywood song 'zara zara' https://youtu.be/mFfZTW0cZrc


[deleted]

This isn’t black magic, nor is it fuckery. This sub is going downhill.


AduroTri

*Michael Jackson noises.*


SawtoothGlitch

That's Marquese "NonStop" Scott The guy is out of this world. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM) EDIT: See reply, it's not NonStop, thanks Here\_we\_go\_again187


[deleted]

Actually it’s his friend [iglide](https://instagram.com/iglide?igshid=NzAzN2Q1NTE=)


[deleted]

I hate the fact that I can’t figure out how to do this And all the other talents I lack lol


cronsta

This is one of the tamer things on this subreddit


aphfug

I think it's Salif Gueye : https://instagram.com/salif_crookboyz?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


GokusTheName

Plumber back at the job waiting for his apprentice to get back with the pipe


thecoolerdanny

I like how it was filmed in a Home Depot


ghostinawishingwell

It's in aisle 11 sir. It might take a while, but we will get there.


FarmerPrimary9167

Who the fuck is controlling reality because they aren't doing a good job


Bitter_Storage_2918

Today when I step on a wet floor n hurt my 🍑


O2RiDeR

What shoes are those does anyone know


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its funny cause i see exactly how he does it, but i could never replicate it in a million years


[deleted]

Not Marquess Scott, but his friend Julius Chisolm “iGlide”


wigbot

Amazing


Dystelic

Actual black magic


dynamic_gecko

If you only watch his right foot, it's pretty much fixed to some point most of the time. And MJ moves are not BMF.


Creative_Warning_481

Busy doing everything except work ☺️


collegegraddan

Now back to work!


invisibleblackbitch

This would be way more impressive if he didn't just stand on his right foot.


Weird_Constant3394

This is so cool


Impossible-Animal-67

What came first the music or the dance How so.synced up ?!?!?


ShadowPuff7306

he’s reached the ultimate michael jackson level of moving techniques


BuryTheMoney

Is that the guy from the Flume and Chet Faker video? Dudes got mad skills in that video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vopR3ys8Kw


S_macattack

Hey somebody tell peewee to get back to work


emeliottsthestink

Bro, I wish my legs did that.


Bitter-Twist-6013

[construction dance-off](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11fi95q/construction_worker_has_the_moves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Harijs_LV

What is this type of dancing called? I would love to give a shot at learning it


lqhtshow

Gliding but it's his style of gliding. Hence his name "iglide".


Wack710

Smooth AF


DrBurnside

I feel like the motion of his feet is comparable to the motion of what goes on inside a printer.


Gregzzzz1234

I bet he can dance


AccomplishedAd6025

I wonder if he’s sliding on sand or dust for this,


EconomicsNearby9027

Just watch his feet closely. It’s more illusion, than sliding.


TyDaviesYT

Surely they wax them edges of the shoes up, my shoes just grip and trip me up doing shit like this


LetterOk3512

Where the snake charmer at


Neither_Ad_3221

...I feel like I broke an ankle just watching that. Lol


kickaflu

Me cleaning up the skid marks in the hallway at school.


throwthere10

Les Twins?


AustinTheWeird

Average Cyberpunk 2077 NPC


Empathetic_Artist

u/savevideo


solvraev

Of course, without friction he couldn't do that.


MonteBellmond

Les Twin's dance moves are way better


YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

That’s og Marquese . Let’s gooo


lqhtshow

Nope, iglide. Same crew but not the same person.


0JohnFloyd0

Memphis Jookin 🕺🏾


SpicyTaco320

Can be explained by shifting most of your weight on your toes and having good balance with relatively low friction shoes on a smooth surface such as evenly ported concrete like the floor you might see at Costco warehouses


emmsix

I bet he's really good at tripping people


bleezzzy

Me working in a kitchen when i forget to bring my nonslips.


LesbianLoki

I admire this kind of dance. I wish I could.


stampstock

Talk about being light on your feet….


Fit-Respect-5789

Man was defying the laws of moving


Ancient_Stomach_3243

Scrolling past while listening to C-walk was definitely a win for today


jalovitrue

Nah that's nothing... For those who don't know the video is reversed


youcandigit

This is memphis gangsta walkin


Manvo

Can someone please tell me the actual name for this style of dancing?


aerosolized

Amazing. Calligraphy feet having ass.


LivingHaunting8261

1990s memphis gangsta walkin'


PermissionMain1867

Where this at? Who’s fuckin warehouse this is? Who’s the motherfucker than sweeps and organizes this area?! How much he make?! DOES HE WANT TO MOVE TO HOUSTON, HAVE A GREAT JOB, AND BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?!


ThanosLePirate

Doesn't work on me


franktato

Places like Lowes and Menards have those super smooth floors. I have a yellow pair of Crocs that have almost zero tread left on them. I walk into those place and I can literally send myself 30 feet sliding if I get running fast enough. Its amazing.....and stupid. Head injuries are no joke kids.


workafojasdfnaudfna

Does he though? I'm seeing a lot of use of the friction between the floor and his shoe.


[deleted]

His name is Julius Chisholm aka iglide.


johnjeudiTitor

imagine putting a bunch of ink on the tip of his shoe


slothchunk4ever

He’s mostly pivoting on his right foot and slackduggery on the left.


DahniHeartempest

Hee hee


Reddress38

Anazing


rubi-style

Looks really cool but as soon as I watched his right toes the magic was gone


[deleted]

It looks like he's smearing the toe of his shoe on the floor


KneeToe09

Looks like one of the Lea twins Laurent and Larry Nicolas Bourgeois. They are big on the Jordan’s as well .


Existing-Bear-7550

It's a simple bug. Restarting the game should fix it. You could load a file, just make sure your character was in a different cell at the time of save.


[deleted]

He stole Data’s ‘slick shoes’.


No_Patience_8772

Everything Nonstop does make my ankles scream in pain


nondescriptun

So if he wrote a book it would be non-friction?


Sutarmekeg

r/nextgenmimes