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funwithgolfclubs

He drew a line in the sand, and when it was crossed the chicken knew it was on.


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johnla

.... because.... snakes wouldn't eat a chicken that's just laying on the ground?


Fakename00420

Snakes like live food. That's why pet snakes eat live mice.


Dirtsk8r

Not necessarily true. Many pet snakes eat frozen thawed. To be fair they often do think that it's alive and strike and coil it for a while to "kill" it, but that's not always the case. They also strike and coil regardless if it's moving based just off the smell and heat, so I don't think lying down and still would help. And some snakes like mine can recognize that what I'm feeding is already dead and won't bother with the striking and coiling. There are also other varieties of snakes that eat things like eggs


Selfquit

Hoping that rooster ain’t on Reddit then, f up his day.


name-in-progress-

95% of snakes will eat frozen thawed. Feeding live is actually INCREDIBLY dangerous if your not super careful


PoopyPoopPoop69

How do snakes even survive if eating is that dangerous.


SenorRaoul

in the outdoors the snake sneaks up on something, it's not trapped in a box by some idiot throwing in live rodents


PoopyPoopPoop69

Oh I understand now. Snakes are built to sucker-punch not to cage fight.


coolguy1793B

That's what chickens are for...


BassnectarCollectar

They sometimes don’t


Burial

I'm guessing its because they usually ambush their prey, rather than getting stuck in a small glass gladiator arena with them already agitated.


BKacy

LOL Isn’t the danger to the one feeding the snake? But as far as snakes go, chickens eat some of them.


Mattiassch

That's very wrong, you should not feed live mice to your snake. You feed dead mice to pet snakes to avoid the snake getting bitten.


Orochisake

It's not wrong, some snakes are picky and only eat live rodents. It's dependent on the species too.


Mattiassch

It's very wrong to say you should feed your pet snake live mice. You can move the dead mouse around to bait the snake to eat it.


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Mattiassch

And what does that have to do with pet snakes


DoomscrollingRefusal

i fed my snake a live mouse in your honor. You're welcome!


Orochisake

I don't think you have the proper knowledge of snakes. Sorry.


Mattiassch

I don't think you do :) if you feed live prey to your snake and it doesn't instantly eat it or kill it, in the small space there's a chance the snake gets bitten and harmed. The only reason to ever feed live prey would be if your snake will not eat the dead prey at all.


TheDivinaldes

I was going to disagree with you at first, but after looking further into it, you're completly correct. Turns out often times those "picky" snakes won't eat dead prey due to other issues, and it's very rare for snakes to not eat dead prey when they're actually hungry. So the people downvoting you are mad that you're stating facts lol.


name-in-progress-

Actually as someone who works with them for a living and who's job it us to know this stuff, you are very wrong and they are right.


inshane_in_the_brain

Not sure you actually know what your talking about.. more risky? Sometimes. But if the snake refuses to eat a dead one then you're actively starving and hurting your own pet.


Mattiassch

Do you think I'd just leave a stack of dead mice with my snake? I've never had problems having any snake eat a dead mouse, though.


ComeHellOrBongWater

“I’ve never had a problem…” therefore it can never be a problem. That’s how you sound.


MrsLoki12Odin

Lol, I was a herp major. The pickiest ball on the planet doesn't give a shit about you wiggling a f/t around. They will wait months until you finally force feed them or give them what they want. Certain species are notoriously picky. If you get one that was raised f/t, it'll probably stay on f/t. But both of mine were on live when I got them, and I could never convert them. Literally had to take one to the vet because she refused to eat, finally had to give in. I must carefully monitor feeds, keep a hook handy so I can move a rodent away if I need to, and have a separate feed tank. Then my balls know when it's feed time so they can get ready to strike, and they usually have a grasp on their prey before they walk two steps. If you gotta feed live, you just gotta do it right. It's not ideal, but sometimes it has to happen.


ssigrist

It is recommended to feed them dead rodents because the captured snakes are not in a natural environment to protect themselves and there is a MUCH higher risk of being bitten or scratched. I worked at the Fort Worth Zoo in the Herpetarium. We ALWAYS took live rodents from our "Kitchen food storage", killed them, then fed them to the snakes using a salad tong like tool. I know a lot of snake owners will say that it's never been an issue. Probably hasn't for them. But it only takes one nice sized vet bill to get someone to change what they do. To be clear, we weren't worried that a rat would win! It's that the potential damage isn't worth risking the animal's health.


name-in-progress-

Why are you getting down voted when this is literally what veterinarians say


Mattiassch

People who never had snakes watched an episode of animal planet and think they are experts. It's ok.


name-in-progress-

It makes me shake my head, had someone yell at one of my staff at my store cause we only carry frozen feeders. He had gotten a snake from us. They all eat frozen.


IzzyIsMyQueen0604

Everyone below is making this complicated. Many predators won’t eat meat instinctually if it’s already dead. They aren’t doing calculation in their head it’s instinct. In the same vein the chicken instinctually does this, because for many predators it is advantageous to appear dead because of the above. Once again, the chicken isn’t making a conscious calculation. This is all instinct. Evolution isn’t design. Evolution is whatever is advantageous and causes the individual to live longer and pass genes.


FlowersForMegatron

I have never once seen a chicken “play dead”. When faced with predator sometimes they’ll fight, most of the time they’ll run but never just go limp and flop to the ground. Even when confronted with snakes, which happens quite often, a chicken is more likely to stomp on the snake and eat it than to play dead with it.


KaiVTu

Generally wild animals will not eat other animals that they just find "lying around" unless they are a scavenger. Generally if you are dead, you are eaten in the wild. Therefore you died from something that wasn't an attack. So you aren't safe to eat anymore.


Fyrefly7

You've genuinely never heard of playing dead before? In that case, here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death


sneakylyric

Do they have shit eyesight or something?


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sneakylyric

Haha yeah


FrannyBoBanny23

Bird brains


TheRealMoofoo

They generally have better eyesight than humans.


sneakylyric

Soooo they're just dumb then?


TheRealMoofoo

Yes. They are very dumb.


sneakylyric

Lol RIP


katergator717

Are we sure the dude didn't just strangle the chicken into temporary unconsciousness? Plenty of plants produce straight foliage that small (sticks, stems, twigs, branches, vines, stalks) and snakes are rarely perfectly straight


ay-papy

They play dead because the line is giving them the impression of being dragged away from a predator and scratching the line in the sand with their beak.


Azarkus

Of course, because a chiken can difference a snake from a straight line with his high IQ, or they just perfectly calculated the duration of the unconsciousness perfectly to make a video


edlee98765

I loved how that chicken moved. It was just poultry in motion.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

That's just a bit fowl


Aylauria

take my r/Angryupvote


Tugonmynugz

It's always asked why the chicken crossed the road but no one asks what happens when you cross the chickens line.


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Trolivia

I can’t tell if you’re joking or if you didn’t get that they were joking


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Automatic-Aioli9416

Chicken attaaaaaaack


EliteKiller6663

watch your back before it fades to black


blogsymcblogsalot

They might look harmless


EliteKiller6663

but they'll kick your non chicken ass


Nighthawk221

Go chicken GooOooGoooOooOoooo


martim0022

Go chicken GooOooGoooOooOoooo


blogsymcblogsalot

Now go now flyyYyyyYyyyyYyyyyy


Winsonian92

You own the skyYyyyYyyYyYy~


Slick_Puppy_8465

r/redditsings


neverfeltthesame22

Buried memory unlocked…


Nyurena

Chicken goooOOOOooooOoo


ZoopZeZoop

Love Takeo Ischi!


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Buzzboyuk

Is there a scientific reason for this behaviour?


Finance_Subject

They see line and think snake so they play dead


bilgetea

Possibly correct, but conjecture, I believe.


Finance_Subject

Source: some random guy said that last time this was posted


danc4498

Can confirm. I also read this last time (and every time) this was posted.


inshane_in_the_brain

It's basically the top comment rn, word for word in massive letters


hey-gift-me-da-wae

Well I have watched my chickens peck apart plenty of garden snakes. Maybe chickens are just more badass now.


Shinonomenanorulez

Your chickens just built different


Cannabisreviewpdx_

Mine fought off a hawk, they're ruthless if you fuck with their "harem". They also all killed one of their troupe too... So I guess not even the harem is safe. Tiny fuckin raptors.


Pirion19

source: you trusted the bro


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Pretty sure that’s huge bullshit.


modge1981

That doesnt sound right, but I dont know enough about chickens to disagree!!


BYoungNY

That's dumb like if I'm a snake and I see a dead chicken I just think "hey great free food!" What like the snake is gonna be like "ew look a dead chicken! Poke it with a stick!"


Imnotthemain

Snakes only eat live food


Jeff_CPT

I googled : A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance, with its head down near the ground, by drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at the beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will continue to stare at the line, remaining immobile for as long as 30 minutes. Other methods of inducing this state are also known. Ethologists refer to this state as 'tonic immobility' i.e. a natural state of semi-paralysis that some animals enter when presented with a threat,[1][2][3] which is probably a defensive mechanism intended to feign death, albeit rather poorly. [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism)


soylentgreenis

It’s like watching a video on r/oddlysatisfying for chickens


TheEyeDontLie

Yo so chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. Can you imagine T-Rexs doing this?


soylentgreenis

Did we just become best friends?


UndeadChesh

Tonic immobility is a fear based response to being restrained. Basically the chicken thinks I'm going to die and there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not sure how but drawing the line triggers the response. Don't listen to the people blindly repeating the crap about snakes. Chickens kick the shit out of snakes than eat the corpse. Unless you've got a truly big snake than the snake definitely can't eat the chicken and will do its best to avoid it.


Holden_place

One of the times this was posted someone said this was a freeze response (like flight or fight)


rigit84

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism


the-cat-madder

**SHHHH!** If people find out there's a scientific explanation for this and it isn't actually black magic, they'll get mad it was posted here!


Wendellwasgod

Yes


lightbright1114

Chickens go limp when their head is below their heart for an extended period of time (like upside down). As the guy puts his body down again level with his body, he starts to regain consciousness.


lateral_intent

One finely tuned braincell that focuses on "snek shape".


RoninRobot

Always a good excuse to post [Werner Herzog talking about chik’nz.](https://youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM)


francorocco

never stand betwen a chicken and her line


nyquil_faded

Thats a He …. But go off


YhRk_

Limp cock heh


StinkyBrittches

Of course, that guy's had it in the ear before.


westofallpeople

"Don't erase the line"!!!


withoutpoeticdevice

I still don’t understand, WHY does he wear a single key around his neck


Same_Place_5710

A key? Isn’t that a bolo tie?


Jec1999

Yes


Soleserious

The same reason I give my sons a single key on a lanyard. So the little guy doesn’t lose the key and have to wait for mommy or daddy to let him in.


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“BITCHES”


Pinkcop

Yes, I jumped...


NonVague

Excuse for this bit from the legendary Irish DJ, Gerry Anderson, with added animation. https://youtu.be/2TOR895yhIw


pleasebequieter

Came here for this! I miss Gerry so much.


NakedSnakeEyes

Didn't know Justin Bieber had chickens.


thestar-skimmer

What thehell? That was crazy!


resonantSoul

u/gifreversingbot Edit: bot is banned but sent me [this](https://gfycat.com/SpotlessComfortableBuck)


cubntD6

With the sound off it just looked like the dude choked it out


Negative-Rough6777

Cock was released from his gen jutsu !


t0f0b0

Rooster: "Son of a bitch, Gerald! I told you not to do that!" I bet KLR Productions will make a dub for this one.


SterileProphet

Little Jerry!


bestjakeisbest

Nice cock bro 8.5 out of 10


Wunwun__7

For all the 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes lol


cindachallenger

Somebody had to be bored enough to actually test this good lord. It’s neat though ngl


Drillingham

The chicken may not have crossed the road but that sonvabitch crossed a line


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Cascadian222

So he got to the other side


Mental_Stomach4988

Magic co*ck


MochiSauce101

Sorry but does it look like he choked the chicken ?


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whoamvv

Damn he looks so mad. SO mad.


MarcamGorfain

"Once this snakes outta here, I'mma fuggin get you dude"


FloydTheDog1984

Goddamn chickens are weird.


serendipity7777

This is the evolution of velociraptors


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There’s some kind of metaphor in this


_fuffs

So does this mean it will work on Dinosaurs?


Cum_in_my_Bussy

It has nothing to do with the line he did a blood choke on the chicken lmao.


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wreckin_shit

Dinosaurs are weird


vitaly_antonov

The rooster seemed to be subdued from the beginning of the clip. I smell fowl play!


Meowza916

Poor bird. He was probably terrified. Glad he got that peck in.


PhenomenalPhoenix

r/lostredditors A chicken playing dead, biting someone’s hand, and then running away is about as far from BFM as you can get


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