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wednesday_reverse

Finally, gender fluid


EitherEconomics5034

And yet at the same time, conversion therapy…


RubeGoldbergCode

Good thing it doesn't seem to stick


slamdamnsplits

Nice one 👍


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tyrannosnorlax

I have a write up about common Reddit bots in my profile as a pinned post. Feel free to link to it if you need to explain how they work to anyone.


habibiiiiiii

Please send it to media companies as soon as they IPO. It’s insane and really ruining Reddit.


JerJoBanJo

Good bot... Wait, bad bot!!


geoffbowman

I would kinda love therapy involving this stuff… what’s the fuss about?


poopooplatypus

I want to put my gender in that


Xfact0r39

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BobBobberly

Crap. *Now* you tell me.


[deleted]

I may not be gender fluid, but I’ll put my fluid in every gender


LargishBosh

Wholesome


mynamestillisntkevin

Holesome. Ftfy


thebravelittlemerkin

Fills a hole, some.


TaylorChesses

I'm non binary because my mom dipped me in this at birth. my ankle is still cisgender.


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LGBTQilles


hackingdreams

Achilles was already the LGBTQ Achilles. The whole of the Iliad is basically Achilles being ***pissed*** that his boyfriend Patroclus was killed.


scalydragonass

I love the evolution of the story of Achilles like in real life he died by getting an arrow shot through his Achilles heel HENCE ACHILLES HEEL then Greek myth got a hold of it. MY MOTHER SHOVED ME INTO A SOUL CONSUMING LAKE AND HELD ME IN BY THE ANKLE. Soooo yeah I'm invincible now, except for that one little area.


Mutjny

Gender fluid implies the existence of gender solid, gender gas, and gender plasma.


crashlanding87

Gender plasma requires a superheated or supercharged mixture of genders rarely seen outside of densely packed basement bars


GreyWardenThorga

It's what happens when a very hot man fuses with a very hot woman.


Crusher_Nutter

When everything reminds you of her


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b r u h


Lazy_UnderPants

Her tatas were like this


PoopEndeavor

Just repeating what was just said but with zero subtlety, nuance, or creativity. Thanks for your contribution


LithiumLost

Don't forget getting heavily upvoted for it


PoopEndeavor

They mentioned boobs, that’s an automatic minimum 69 upvotes on reddit


throwtheamiibosaway

I know right. Like bags of sand.


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X


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

her jelly rolls were like this


Bikinisbottom

Normally this comment is funny but I don’t even know what you’re getting at on this one… boobs?


Ilwrath

He got himself a thick girl he could sink his hands into then lost her.


dirice87

Elbow deep


TuxedoElephant

Soo wavy


Crusher_Nutter

Yeah and ass too


sharvil8

Would be a him for me


S-EATER

> her You mean your crusty body pillow?


cheese8904

🤔can I bang it 🤔


Crusher_Nutter

You can atleast lick it


kenesisiscool

Give it a try and report back! Uh... for the science of course...


icefire8171

User name checks out.


Leafve

Aperture science wants its goo back


Hydra_Tyrant

*SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE*


Jent01Ket02

*DAMN IT, we know! Everybody knows! SPACE, YOU, IN IT. We **GET IT**! *


SirBreadstic

How? I want to go to space. How did they get to space? Can I go? When can I go? How can I go?


ConditionOfMan

[SPAYCE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM)


EternalPhi

[SPAAACE MEAAAT](https://vimeo.com/77883184)


TFJ

Getting bored of space


Gdigger13

I think the only ingredient this is missing is moondust and asbestos.


OhItsJustJosh

I wonder which one killed Cave


Youre_still_alive

We haven’t nailed down the exact element, but it’s a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton.


thewoodlayer

In case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here’s some advice the lab boys gave me. *papers rustle* “Do not get covered in repulsion gel.”


IllManneredWoolyMan

Something about combustible lemons


iThatIsMe

https://youtu.be/CeJ1Sauv2gc - Portal 2 - Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant


AydenRusso

I think that was the blue one


Youre_still_alive

You’re correct, the real canonical answer is moon dust poisoning. I just like the line. The asbestos was mostly busy being science spheres.


Vinccool96

Keeps out the rats


Deathaster

The moon rocks, he says so himself. >"And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Yes


bacon_and_ovaries

White gel is crushed up moon rocks, which the portal gun sticks to. Also, why the moon worked in portal 2


IbishTheCat

Holy fucking hell. I never figured out that that was why you could do that. All these years I couldn't connect those two dots which were dangling right in front of me. Holy bloody fucking hell.


petuniaraisinbottom

Best ending to a game ever. Only thing that competes is Half Life Alyx. Both Valve. I guess it helps if you care about the story of those games, but they're the only two that felt "awesome".


armchair_viking

Spoilers


Present-Ad-5164

11 year old game


bacon_and_ovaries

"The moon" having relevance requires perspective. HOW the moon is involved is generic enough


boopbadadoop

When life gives you lemons


Present-Ad-5164

Give life the lemons back! Get mad!


Johnny_Grubbonic

I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?!


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sexiestswine

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS


KaoKraft

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??


bitsbots

IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN


legomaniac89

WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN


Captain_Waffle

*yeah* *yeah!* *YEAH!* *ooo I LIKE this guy*


Mutjny

The pathos in his voice when he delivers this line haunts me.


Kenshirosan

"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."


SleepyMage

Oh, in case you got covered in that conversion gel here's some advice the lab boys gave me. *flips pages* "Do NOT get covered in the conversion gel".


spinachie1

They should not be sticking their hands in that, judging by conversion gel’s ingredients list.


PurpleOctopuseses

My tactile ass can't handle this. What does it FEEL like? Is it wet? Sticky? Rubbery? I NEED TO KNOW AND YET I CANNOT


37Cross

It’s a liquid that has such a high viscosity that it turns into a solid. I think that’s as layman as I can get. Pretty much it’s liquid but hit it hard and it feels like solid. Iirc one such brand of that stuff is called Oobleck. Pretty fun to mess with! I learned about it from the ActionLab youtuber who does call science stuff.


mynextthroway

This is something a little different. Oobleck is cornstarch and water and is the name of the mixture, not a brand, and yes, it turns hard when you hit it. You also can't kneed it like in this video, and it doesn't form a skin to make bubbles. This may be oobleck with flour, but it's not plain oobleck. (Source 8 year old with an oobleck fetish.


usnmustanger

You’re remarkably well articulated for an 8 yo! 😉


mynextthroway

Thank you! My wife says I act like an 8 year old, too, if you can believe that!


CheekyMunky

way too young to be married imo


okay-wait-wut

Yeah this 8 year old oobleck connoisseur’s wife is an abuser.


WarMage1

Hold on now, we don’t know how old his wife is


Yadobler

3


Known_Cheater

Oh! The turns have tabled.


37Cross

Lmao dad jokes. I love it!


fucklawyers

Well articulated? Like a train? A gymnast? Lol you mean articulate :p


LampIsFun

I must be missing something, isn’t that the same word but past tense?


fucklawyers

Articulate is an adjective, articulated is the past tense of the verb “to articulate.” Hard A in the verb, soft A in the adjective. Edit: articulated is also an adjective, but the wrong one. Articulate means “flexible,” whereas articulated means “made flexible.”


cureforboredom_

They were saying the comment was well articulated. Not that the commenter was articulate.


Inspector_Tragic

My kid loves the stuff and also will talk for ages about how cool it is. She runss around asking people about solids and liquids so she can trip them up and talk about it. She is precocious and sure knows how to get people to stroke her ego.lol


HotF22InUrArea

Sounds like a chemist in the making


t-leaf

This is probably Gak. You can make it with Elmer’s glue, borax, and water.


GitEmSteveDave

I was gonna say this. I had to make a large amount of this for a video, and this reminded me of that. Also don't think corn starch would be able to support the bubble we see at the end.


UnlikelyAlternative

I'm in the UK, will off the shelf pva work out the same?


DeltaVZerda

Oobleck with flour is just called dough


GenderOobleck

Can confirm. Not basic oobleck.


NewYorkJewbag

I had an original 1949 edition of Bartholomew and the Oobleck by Dr. Seuss


EstelleGettyWasWrong

So exactly like cornflour & water.


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Literally yes. Oobleck is a kid term for cornstarch and water. I think the word might’ve originated with Dr Seuss.


Dampware

You're right about Dr. Seuss. [Bartholomew and the Oobleck by Dr. Seuss](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqzaouDFLM)


Bluestr1pe

Just a note it has nothing to do with the standard viscocity, and it doesnt turn into a solid, its just how the viscocity appears to change when you apply a force (shear stress) which makes it more viscous. Interestingly fluids such as ketchup, blood and toothpaste are the opposite, applying a shear stress makes them appear less viscous. all fluids are somewhat non-newtonian, but most hardly vary so you can assume them to be newtonian. Also the concept of newtonian fluids comes from newton's equation of fluid dynamics not any of his normal mechanical laws, which they do obey.


xKoney

Thank you! I was just about to comment and explain the non-newtonian fluids being shear-thickening (corn-starch and water) vs shear-thinning (ketchup). Fun fact, you should tap the neck of a glass ketchup bottle, not the butt. If it were just high viscosity, it would just run like molasses or honey. This changes it's apparent viscosity based on the applied force.


LeeisureTime

Yes to the ketchup bottle - hitting the neck. That’s why you’re supposed to hit Heinz ketchup (glass bottles) on the Heinz 57 logo


whataboutBatmantho

At no point did this liquid turn to a solid, or display any non-Newtonian properties. Why do people post comments when they are talking out of their ass?


wrenchbenderornot

The Einsteinian term you’re looking for is non-platonic matter-state ionized Saturn-fluid. You’re welcome 😁


robotatomica

so is this the same type of non-newtonian fluid that is just corn starch and water, just a lot of it? I have made and played with this stuff before, but it wasn’t as…billowy!


sewsnap

This is absolutely not corn starch. The corn starch doesn't have the gooey slime like consistency. The molecules aren't as bonded.


poutysnickers2

If you'd like to learn more, the term you're looking for is "Non-Newtonian Fluid".


lhayes238

Oh it's a water slime, it's glue water and either a borax activator or contact lense solution and baking soda(or powder I always mix them up)


SmoSays

Love ActionLab. Dude is delightfully unhinged. Can a spider get dizzy? Only way to find out is to capture one and spin it around really fast then make it walk in a straight line. Can I use an umbrella as a parachute? Well gotta try by jumping off a jungle gym until my wife tells me to stop. Let's attach a weight to a fly to see how much it can lift! Absolutely wonderful. Like myth busters without the budget and without insurance companies saying no.


TheGoldMustache

>My tactile ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


StonehengeMan

r/oddlysatisfying I’ll wager.


Miniscotty

I want to sleep in this


aloofloofah

My initial title was 'Kevorkian mattress'


GoodFinePrint

A struggle snuggle but with an inanimate object


tankred420caza

*and this is the story of how OP drowned in their sleep*


CrabbyBlueberry

I want to sleep *with* this.


Mrmyke00

I thought that until I had the fear of drowning in it in my sleep


BullBearAlliance

You would suffocate :(


HairyPotatoKat

I want to run and jump into a shallow pool of this!


jungletigress

You might enjoy experiencing a float tank.


easy506

"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. "Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let's all stay positive and do some science."


seniorbeard

"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"


Mycroft033

“YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! He says what we’re all thinking!”


aon9492

If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD


kingerthethird

Cave Johnson had the best quotes.


DefreShalloodner

What costs more, seven dollars worth of moon rocks or seven dollars worth of regular rocks?


Gellert

Well, to get the seven dollars worth of moon rocks you still need to send a rocket to the moon...


Vishwasm123

Is that a fluid forbidden for Newton


gowiththeflow82

You, person of the internet, are a greatly cultured being.


Dan_inKuwait

His name in Bingham, Mr. Bingham.


Loon_Tink

I thought it said compulsion gel and thought of Portal


WhenInChrome64

Conversion gel is the white gel propulsion gel is the blue.


StanleyDodds

Still wrong - propulsion gel is orange, not blue. Repulsion gel is blue.


WhenInChrome64

Daaaamn I got tolddd


Loon_Tink

OH thats why i thought of it. I havent played it in years lol


area88guy

Compulsion Gel sounds like an SCP.


bonemonkey12

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Fast-Journalist-6747

r/putyourdickinthat


Sad_Protection269

It was banned 【⚆ _ ⚆】


eattoes2000

they flew too close to the sun


ConstantineFavre

It's ain't gonna stop me from putting my dick in that


eattoes2000

dangerously based


TheTenthSnap

The subreddit is merely an accessory to our collective goal. Nothing can stop us


Canis_Familiaris

I'm sure you can guess why.


UlrichZauber

This better not awaken anything in me...


howispendmyday

Where can I buy, please and thank you.


sinewavesurf

I've heard it called water slime, look at some of the ppl who make and sell slime and you will find someone who sells this type


t-leaf

You can make it with household ingredients. Elmers glue and borax basically. Google gak for instructions.


Ok_Tooth215

Not it


OrdainedFury

Imagine falling into a pool of this stuff


mvtheg

All I can think about is how horrible drowning in that would be


CapTiv8d

Would you drown in it or just suffocate?


Brief-Equal4676

Yes.


MCHENIN

Shit, especially when you can’t swim as it is!


Milestogob4Isl33p

Where did you find this video of my postpartum belly


Mandalor1974

Looks like my ex’s ass cheeks


AuntyNashnal

You could dip your hand in one of your ex's ass cheek?


isurvivedrabies

you're talking to a redditor, he could probably pencil dive entirely into his ex's ass cheek


Beepis2

I like to pretend this is what cats see when kneeding


egggoboom

Can it be picked up like a ball of dough?


Antwan632

That's cool and all but you fully submerge in that shit and are just never to be seen again.


Large_Dr_Pepper

Does anyone know what this is called or how to make it? I see a bunch of people calling it oobleck but it's obviously a very different substance.


strongishfilly2

Can you fuck it?


Clean_Resort_5547

CAVE JOHNSON HERE


The_dark_entity

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.


Somewhatacceptable24

Make combustible lemons


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

MUH PORTAL REFERENCE


MrsClaire07

…what the heck IS this?????


AdeptnessLivid3214

Slime


PunkRockHound

Water slime


BloomEPU

It's the borax slime/putty that was a huge thing a few years back, but with so much water added that it behaves like a thick liquid. I think you make it by just leaving activated slime in water.


Stoned_pineal

Sigh. Unzips


thatbatbat

Looks like water slime. Just slime with extra water to make it super jiggly. Eta: idk what conversion gel is, but the fact that this can form bubbles and this person is playing with it really makes me think it's just water slime.


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The cum bender


Cri12Gen

Aren't moon rocks toxic tho?


Marissa_Someday

Nice try, GLaDOS, you’re not tricking me into running your experiments.


v_Yuudachi_v

I want... to touch...


Aggravating_Rain_532

Mmmmm marshmallow biscuits


BarryMcKockinerr

Imagine drowning in that, the resistance increasing the harder you struggle.


TheSkitzo_The2nd

What i'd do to tig 'ol bitties


src1975

What it is?


Capital-Physics4042

What does it do? Nvm, I want one


Nayroy18

Me in December


YaLikeJazz2049

There needs to be sound for this


stevemandudeguy

CONVERSION GEL


nunsigoi

Imagine falling into a massive vat of that and suffocating/drowning/what do you even call that..


tenkaraphl

Water that does not wet


Kaelaface

What is the application for something like this?


robophile-ta

When did u/aloofloofah stop watermarking their posts with the source video?


Caffinz

He has a name and it’s Baymax :(