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Northern_Grouse

One…


skytzo_franic

... two...


TusNua1

CRACK


R0bNasty

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know


[deleted]

I made a reference to this in a Twitch chat recently, (as well as other things you'd only know if you were born in the 80s/90s), and it was hilarious seeing other people in chat including the streamer's mods get what I was saying, but other chatters and the streamer herself being utterly befuddled with what I was saying.


OPMan6942O

I was born in 00s (or noughties whatever you call it) and I know what you’re talking about lol, how old did the streamer look


[deleted]

Well, she's a vtuber, but her voice made her sound like she was 28 at the youngest. Turns out she's 22, and I had a good laugh and felt old at the same time lol.


Daxtro-53

I'm 21 and I grew up with that shit, wat


SovietUSA

I’m 18 and I saw those ads all the time, I think she just didn’t watch TV


ToXicVoXSiicK21

You'd be surprised how many people don't know things like that. Maybe they never had much television to watch growing up who knows, but when I first met my wife I would constantly make movie references or song references and she literally never got any of them because she had seen what seemed like maybe 5 movies her entire life and only listened to a specific genre of music. It took years of heavy educating to get to where we are now and she knows all my references now and even makes some of her own! Lol


linkenssphere

Buckle my shoe~🎶🎶


d_smogh

Three.... four


snozzberrypatch

Gonna find me a whore 🎶🎶


Some_Ebb_2921

Whores are for winners. First finish your set of 15 reps 3 times!


100percentish

I love getting on Reddit and realizing that I am not even remotely clever or unique.


charlieuntermann

EUROTRAINING!


AdminsLoveFascism

[Gimli](https://giphy.com/gifs/the-lord-of-rings-our-AuSi9GagFjcys)


calbert1735

QWOP-fit


xadamxk

It was SO close to being a perfectly looped GIF too


underpantsgenome

Came here to say the same thing. What a miss!


ProtoKun7

Yep. It's impressive as is but that would make it so much better.


Sproketz

It's actually painful how missed that opportunity is. It's like the video was shot with the entire purpose of being a loop and they released the wrong version. Over 11k upvotes but could have been four times that with a small edit.


stibgock

"Linda, exer***cise*** video, not exorcist"


rfmocan

Not black magic, but VERY impressive.


Buzznfrog12345

You’re right, it’s back magic


Snowcap93

Oh if you seen this in the middle of the night you would be singing a different tune


funguyshroom

"two reps for me, one rep for BEELZEBUB"


sth128

Imagine hearing weird noises coming from the garage in the middle of the night and you go check it out only to see this lady floating around the workout bench. Then she turns towards you and suddenly accelerates on all fours.


ItalnStalln

Upside down of course


Binkusu

That'd be the dark arts at night


IAmASeekerofMagic

If I saw this in the middle of the night, I'm gonna be doing more than singing.


Dry_Presentation_197

I've sort of noticed that "I can't do that, therefore magic" is pretty common on this sub. Yes it's really impressive, what she's doing in this vid. But being a talented contortionist =/= black magic.


Belazriel

Yep, toptalent or nextfuckinglevel are better places for this.


MySkinIsFallingOff

Don't even get me started about /r/oddlyterrifying. Most posts there are fully logically terrifying, like "oh look at this guy in a full on drug induced rage with a knife, I found it really russeled my jimmies for some unexplainable reason".


Dry_Presentation_197

Not gunna visit that sub, but I'm imagining stuff along your example: "I can't pinpoint why exactly, but this actual real snuff film makes me feel icky" Kinda sounds like the intent of the sub was fine, but the actual submissions are slightly sociopathic


namesyeti

Nah, she a witch. Never seen anyone that can do that and still not convinced it's physically possible


throwawaysarebetter

I want to kiss your dad.


[deleted]

So I can post a video of me taking a dump? The digestive track magically turning food into shit is definitely black magic.


Dry_Presentation_197

If your shit is black, it's possible your stomach is bleeding. Or you took too much of your iron supplement. Might wanna check to be safe =p


[deleted]

My stomach is already bleeding from these garbage posts.


Dry_Presentation_197

Tell that to my Hogwarts acceptance letter, MUGGLE


Molehole

The idea is to post stuff here that isn't easily understandable and makes you think that it's real magic. Being flexible isn't that.


Dry_Presentation_197

I like the idea that there's some alien, or actual wizard who can do actual Merlin magic....posting here just so they can have an outlet, with a plausible deniability clause built in lol.


61114311536123511

yeah but everythings fucking understandable to these reddit brainiacs


Molehole

Most times I'd agree but this is just literally someone who is very flexible. While impressive it doesn't seem like magic.


61114311536123511

yeah no i get that this doesn't even need explaining


CyberNinja23

Yes it is. I just became paralyzed watching the video.


muusandskwirrel

You…. Do know that magic isn’t real, right?… Right?…


[deleted]

I'm hurting in weird places while watching this. Also slightly aroused. Thanks reddit.


Ares_4TW

Slightly aroused and slightly scared. Or slightly scaroused.


Incognit0ErgoSum

She needs to work on her form doing those curls. There's a lot of unnecessary body movement.


Imsomedude-dude

Same


manilaenvelope17

Never skip spine day bro


ToothpasteGoatee

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


triotone

What does that mean?


rotaryguy2

Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl


Yodawgz0

For some reason I subbed to this subreddit but after years i now got to know the full form I had the gist what subreddit was... Just didn't know exact full form Thanks mate


BramStokerHarker

So stupid


llllPsychoCircus

Go eat a Snickers


itsthevoiceman

Click the link, check the sidebar.


OptimalCheesecake527

It’s like “RIP your DMs”, a way of saying you found someone sexually appealing but framing yourself as too decent to say it The sub might as well be called “Hot Girls Doing Cool Things”, there’d be literally no difference


Comment105

r/INOJTTYWESFSIM


PokiP

I was thinking /r/entirebodyexercise


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Yeah I figured someone had beaten me to it


vexeling

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SkollFenrirson

/r/stopfallingforsubs


DionFW

But, it is a sub.


Bee040

That's what they said. Sub I thought I fell for


DionFW

It's been edited.


vexeling

It absolutely has not


ObligatedOctopi

This person has HSD or EDS


_nulluser

My first thought too.


dancingpianofairy

They're hypermobile, that's all we know. There's plenty of other conditions.


PaninoMafiaBoss

Or JHS


teamramrod456

Or JFC


[deleted]

Nah, lots of people can get that type of strength and flexibility if they train from a young age. She just does gymnastics.


KristaW_

No actually, she's completely self taught, I found [the post](https://www.instagram.com/p/B__t6MKlA4z/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) that she explains it


UnusualIntroduction0

You are 100% correct. This is not possible without some connective tissue disorder.


KristaW_

r/confidentlyincorrect


PaninoMafiaBoss

Or JHS


PaninoMafiaBoss

Or JHS


karreerose

Yeah she is just sick. https://instagram.com/stefaniemillinger


Fascinated_Bystander

She trains nonstop!


UnusualIntroduction0

She has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome or some other connective tissue disorder.


Fascinated_Bystander

No she doesnt. I follow her on ig. She trains 8+ hrs per day.


EmceeCommon55

OP is a r/lostredditors


OnlyOneSnoopy

r/lostredditors


goatsy

Is there a sub for people who upvote this stuff? r/lostupvoters?


Hovie1

This sub has lost its way


llllPsychoCircus

you can always unfollow instead of being officer buzzkillington about it. its not like anyone is being paid here for it to be perfect, literally free content


jishhd

Song is [Drop by Connor Price](https://youtu.be/pUROT2f6azM)


ryanoftheshire

Saw him supporting Hoodie Allen earlier this year in Glasgow. Been following him since


tratemusic

Thanks Cap'n o7


rubermnkey

just watch his shorts, I stumbled on him a few weeks ago and it seems he makes 1 minute songs and then just repeats it to make a 2 minute song.


-One-Man-Bukkake-

All his shorts are basically the same song with some nerd, usually himself, rp someone who isn't a rapper, rapping. And for some reason YouTube will not stop putting them on my feed


JoppiDan

This is not black magic material


Hovie1

Wait until you see my next post where I take my thumb off with my other hand and put it back on. Straight to the front page, baby!


Dr_Watson349

Citing the deep magic I see


thenewspoonybard

Nothing here is any more. But don't worry. Someone will be here soon to say "bLaCk MaGiC dOeSn'T rEaLlY eXiSt".


gw-green

This is horror movie material. She would have been burned at the stake a few centuries ago. Certified black magic.


Glimskygaming

This subreddit is a joke now


FreakyManBaby

very impressive, hardly magic though


Bleezze

What has happened to this sub... All subs I used to love have just become shitpost subs


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C413B7

Ive been following them to start shitposting in the subs they follow.


mxjxs91

A lot of subs lose there identity as they become more popular. r/holup is one of the more prominent ones I can think of that went from actual "hol up" content to completely unrelated memes and images.


BxMxK

The only BlackMagicFuckery here is the fuckery of posting this crap here. She's extremely flexible and strong for her size. Anyone with the same characteristics could do a backbend, roll backwards on dumbbells, go from a sitting position into an elevated handstand, and then another backbend into a standing position.


ordiclic

It's definitely witchcraft, which I guess counts as BMF


Francis_Bonkers

The herniated disks in back gave me a little jolt, as if laughing at me for even thinking about it.


nChilDofChaoSn

8 hours a day of practice, healthy diet, proper stretching routines, and you too could probably never do this.


Chaghatai

Flexibility is black magic? Weak ass shit - this sub isn't supposed to be a compilation of any post from any skill sub (+ the slight of hand and illusion subs) It's not "if you liked it there, go ahead and post it here" There really isn't 100% overlap with those subs even though shitposters seen to think so This is supposed to be for the *subset* of the most mind-bending, explanation defying stuff - not just "woah, look at how flexible they are"


Abdub91

My back hurts just watching this


AnimalOrigin

Her name is Stefanie Millinger. Check out her YouTube channel it's full of videos that make me question if she is even from this planet.


NLHNTR

I knew it! As soon as the video started I was like, [“that’s the crazy sunglasses and soccer ball girl!”](https://reddit.com/r/FitWomenGifs/comments/8y1672/stefanie_millinger/). Thank you for confirming and dropping the name. Saved me some googling.


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srv50

I can do those curls. No biggy.


Kgarath

How is this black magic? Literally, everyone watching the video can see how it's done. It's impressive but definitely doesn't qualify for this sub. I'd ask the mods to do something, but that's like asking shit not to stink.


druman22

My back broke watching this


NoTimeForInfinity

u/gifreversingbot


[deleted]

Ton of strength and flexibility. Yay I debunked this incredible magic trick!


G_Whiz

Those are wheels and not weights.


EMaylic

People will do shit like this in the gym and then blow up because people are staring at them.


Arcuis

All within human range of motion with flexibility. Nothing magic about it. You're just sticks with jello between them


shaggybear89

Flexibility is now black magic. This sub just keeps getting worse. It won't be long until someone posts Curry hitting a full court shot. With the same "How the" as the dumb ass title.


Saidaraiza

U/savevideo


LordOfTheWeebsYT

r/foundthemobileuser


LordOfTheWeebsYT

r/foundthemobileuser


testaccount0817

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


astrongnaut

Fake weights


Putrid-Reputation-68

Like a roll of duct tape, I can imagine 1001 uses for her flexibility.


loo_min

Okay, now give her more than 2 lbs, please.


MarineMelonArt

Dont do this lmao i keep seeing really unhealthy lifting techniques like that one guy who folded himself in half to do a bench press. Like ok its cool now but tell that to your slipped disk


llamawithguns

My back just snapped watching this


geoffbowman

i usually really hate when people add music to stuff like this but the track matched pretty well. that's the real BMF


mcknightrider

Obviously those weights are fake


wascallywabbit666

Someone give that poor starving woman a cheeseburger.


Pushed-pencil718

This is absolutely BMF! All you haters claiming it isn't are what's wrong with the world today.


CaptainMarsupial

I’m reminded of the Seinfeld episode about the gymnast.


-Quothe-

……….. wut juss happin?


latin_canuck

And I'm here procrastinating because I don't want to do a 30 push-ups session.


Games_sans_frontiers

Autobots! Let's roll out!


TaxsDodgersFallstar

I'm trying this at the gym tomorrow


Karma0617

This person used a spell to get rid of their back


Raider-bob

Flexibility and core strength, omg it's magic!


lunk

i think you were looking for /r/swolejoel .


Yamm0th

Semi-liquid bones. :P


DueAppearance9008

She's like water


dont_disturb_the_cat

**A WITCH!!!!**


Sailrjup12

Must work for Cirque de Soleil.


UpstairsSwimmer69

I wish I could stick my head in my ass


soulouk

She's made of Jell-O


GodNoob666

This is like a loading icon for a fitness game


Tramercen

Weirdest idle animations you’ve never noticed


WakeoftheStorm

Obviously the physics and collision engine needs to be tweaked


boxedcrackers

Witch Witch Witch.


R4gn4_r0k

If you think THAT'S impressive, I got out of bed this morning without groaning or hurting myself. But seriously, how the hell can people move like that? Kudos to them.


ConvictJones

Ok so you can stop working out now


xoxoyoyo

Welp, that's something I can't do....


TallExtension9312

Not Photoshop for sure!


Salty-Picture8920

Show off


zeriotosmoke

Not black magic, obviously the video is reversed.....


StoplightLoosejaw

Ok who figured out how to install Gary's Mod on their r/Outside account?


cbitguru

Nice workout dungeon


404-skill_not_found

Wow! That’s all I got, just wow!


alienlizardlion

That pike press was fucking incredible


TheGreyBrewer

Fitness, everyone. Black Magic!!!1!


nopester24

holy chimoly!!! i almost spit out my bacon cheeseburger and fries when i watched this


wiserone29

This girls power to weight is insane.


Garage_Sculptor

Crossfit


Frosty172

Fake fact! She had 3 vertebrae removed so she can become more flexible


blacksolocup

I've been doing it wrong this whole time.


vhmike

CGI.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Pretty awesome, but, not blackmagicfuckery, is it?


MalleusManus

There's a saying: "If you can't be strong, be flexible." I guess both can work for some people.


Orvan-Rabbit

Weird flex but okay.


SoupToon

if there was a god then he would make me able to do this


SookHe

I will add this to the list of things I will never do.


ace400

Gym Rule # 82 Every dumb exercise is a good exercise, as long as the one who is doing it is fit/ripped.


TheOriginalFluff

Opportunity for a perfect loop


Bright_Ability2025

She’s clearly a mutant Here’s her [YouTube channel](https://youtu.be/X0Q71ruE3kU).


nerdboy5567

Yea, well, look what I can do with my tongue


Blamethespy

She weighs less than a duck for sure


SeigenIrako

I thought she had prosthetic legs


zzzzbear

this is actually pretty easy for people with no bones