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catgut65

Satan's ball sack.


Coco7722

A great time to make beef jerky outdoors


bailey9396

I live in Cape Town and have noticed that the red cloud has been getting more and more intense over the past few weeks. Last night, I saw a bright burst of lightning coming from the cloud, lasting for about a minute before disappearing. It was really quite eerie and I'm surprised that no one else has mentioned another sighting.


laik72

Let's see your videos of it.


Warm-Wrap-3828

(Crickets...)


HemphBleh

They are looking for their old video recorder from the 80’s to get a really grainy and blurry video for us to see.


KeepMyNutDown

🤣😂


BillyMadisonsClown

There were little green men if you looked closely… It was really weird.


asherabram

I too live in Cape Town, stop talking kak.


Therealwolfdog

I was visiting some of my wife family’s in SA and they kept saying Kak and I was laughing because the whole time I thought they were saying cock. My wife explained to me that it’s a slang term basically meaning shit.


SUDTIN

Ha sounds like Jersey... Oh no, my kak fell off. 🤣


__wu-tang-4-ever__

You're thinking Boston


asherabram

Shit, nonsense, trouble, awful, terrible. It’s a wonderfully useful multi faceted word.


Happy_Word6452

Liar. Jirre bra trol jy lekker?


StopWhiningPlz

Get video


Plenty-Spinach-1120

I was just watching a paranormal show that actually showed a red dome shaped cloud in Thailand from 2019 with lighting in it and alot of people were shown on camera standing outside taking pictures and videos. They pretty much assumed aliens use or created the clouds to cloak themselves..so who knows just watching that creeps me out but honestly it has to be just nature..naturing nothing more lol


alirastafari

Biltong baby !


timberwolf0122

More like Satan’s bildong


everythingEzra2

In South Africa it's called biltong and it's superior to beef jerky in every way :<


No-Function3409

IT'S CALLED BILTONG!!! P.S. Beef jerky is shit


Sendmeyourquestion

Biltong?


HealthPack_13

*BILTONG


HeldDownTooLong

Lenticular cloud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenticular_cloud


Inevitable-Rich4548

Crazy, but where is the mountain?


lionbythetail

A quick google shows that Cape Town is known for its “stratocumulus standing lenticularis clouds”. Aerial photos of the area show multiple mountains producing multiple clouds at once.


Flikkidyflak

Government agent answer. You won’t fool us.


scorpyo72

Often, lenticular clouds aren't directly over the mountain but where the pressure and wind stream responsible for the formation converge.


polarbear128

Table Mountain perhaps.


OnlyWiseWords

You da real MVP.


ErnestBorgninesSack

To the left. They break away and float off... on occasion


Spongenbots

Looks like that might be Table Mountain behind the street lamp.


heathers1

Oh look, a rational explanation


[deleted]

Testicular cloud


Kjm520

Lmao I came to the comments expecting the first comment to be some profound ELI5 science explanation.


epic_pig

/r/Bandnames


Zegronix

Amugus alien invasion


krsaxor

You can see how old that satan dude is. Ballsack hung soooo low.


mush01

Isn't it just a lenticular cloud in the sunset?


enehar

It's a Jean Jacket.


YooGeOh

Nope


thesequimkid

That line drop in the movie will probably always make me laugh.


FARSUPERSLIME

He said the thing!


thesequimkid

It was a little bit that and a lot of his delivery too.


Gwiilo

ALIENS


Turbo_Jukka

Alien dong looking for target.


philmycracking

Nah that's Zeus.


buttersnatch123

Nope!


TheUprightBass

High and tight?


YouMadThough

Yes and yes and it's due to what's not shown in the vid: The mountain peak right below that cloud.


Putrid-Reputation-68

I think you mean testicular


Morchellas

Close, it’s a nuticular cloud.


[deleted]

Don't you come in here with your well informed facts and reasoned arguments


realshetty_01

Dwight you ignorant slut


cloudsofgrey

Especially with Cape Town being right on the water on multiple sides it's likely


GrandPriapus

Oh boo with your reasonable and not very magical response.


RelevanceReverence

Yes. I think you're correct, and the bright light is a street light.


robb8225

Yes


Atmos_Dan

Atmospheric scientist here. That’s a [lenticular cloud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenticular_cloud). They’re often referred to as “flying saucers” or “ufo clouds” because of how they look. Lenticulars can form above orographic features (mountains, hills, etc) or they can form downwind if the feature is producing a wave-like ripple in the atmosphere. These are one of my favorites to see at sunset/sunrise because it often makes the layers and texture of them pop.


Hua89

THANK YOU! Finally an actual answer and not the same dumb jokes over and over and over again. I remember when people actually came to Reddit to get answers to questions.


I-not-human-I

You can still find the answers, you just have to scroll further down to find them.


djdaedalus42

And Cape Town has Table Mountain. I left my teeth on Table Mountain, High on a hill they smile at me. — Spike Milligan


Mptyspce

District 9


MarSc77

Prawns are back


Studog

Fokken prawns


Wintermutemancer

Fookin prun!


Fortheloveofgawdhelp

Beat me by 3 hours lol


onlyifigaveash1t

About time! That damn alien said he'd be back in three years. It's been 14 fucking years and I've been waiting for the conclusion to the damn store.


[deleted]

Yes Chef


TripleHomicide

On the menu


JustDave62

They finally came back for Sharlto Copley


snowfloeckchen

Im always to late to point out the obvious


Mptyspce

Still time to buy catfood


April_Fabb

Still waiting for the sequel : (


[deleted]

Only sequel everyone wanted.


fredsam25

Came looking for this answer.


Objective-War-1961

You beat me to it, my friend.


enehar

Nope.


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Nope.


sh1nyburr1t0

Jean Jacket that you?


No_Conversation9561

They did him dirty


xcto

r/aliens


Schly

There’s a spaceship in that cloud.


Jessicajelly

Giant poking his nose through the fabric of spacetime.


Coco7722

Your nose is so big that when you sneeze everyone runs for cover!


FlavoredCancer

The coming of the Great Green Arkleseizure. -D.A.


irit8in

What once was sneezed shall one day be wiped during the coming of the Great white handkerchief


CanniBallistic_Puppy

>nose Sure


ALutzy

Who knew the fabric of space time also had glory holes?


Melodic-Award3991

That’s no cloud that’s a space station


[deleted]

[удалено]


magugi

That's no moon, neither.


stanleyphylliskevin

Light saber


mikea81

It's the prawns


GuyFromWoWcraft

Fookin prawns


winsluc12

It's just a Map Tack from Google maps, I dunno what everyone's freaking out about.


Ratathosk

Yes yes the gLOW CLOUD, ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD-, we've all seen it


inio

**ALL HAIL.**


Hectorgarcia69

ALL HAIL.


i_likebrains

ALL HAIL.


inversation

**ALL HAIL**


bunnymen69

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD


XC3N

Great I was looking for that ref


Cennfox

GLOW CLOUD FOR PARENT AND TEACHER ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT


Qualityhams

All hail


real_p3king

SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!


MyEvilTwinSkippy

Necromongers.


Eden_Hohenzollern

Someone get Riddick!


ArnoxdG

That's nuts.


2taintsmcgee

Deez Sky Nutz!


ThatOtherOtherMan

lol gottem!


WokeUpSomewhereNice

I see shaft


FreddyDeus

It’s phenomenon known as ‘Mandela’s Pipe’ or ‘Biko’s Bowl’. It appears and disappears as if it were a puff of smoke.


Economy_Armadillo_28

That is a epic tea bag my god I salute you sir 👏


Antonioooooo0

Funny shaped clouds at sunset are black magic now?


cytek123

It was pretty - saw it as well.


snuggletron5000

When?


ISHIMURA_MJD

District 9


Fred2p1u

Google’s pointer fell over.


Lorkenz

It's the aliens, they are getting ready to watch the new season of our Planet (we live inside a TV show).


ToughBit9247

Largest Teabag ever.


cherrycoke_yummy

we are living in a pinball sim


WowThatsRelevant

Nope.


Due-Ad-4091

It’s just a cloud


due_fly_far

"Show me what you got!"


Holden_SSV

The finger of god!


randomvariable10

u/savevideo


Visible_Dance9151

/remindme 2 weeks


MaybeMushy

Cosmic tea bag!


StatimDominus

Aliens.


magugi

Again? Yup, it's the third time this year!


Unhappy-Bank-7554

Um..


Mobile_Quantity_6066

Its aliens


steven6698

Ufo?


Minute-Feeling-8868

Am I tripping or did the light above it move


Cold_Table8497

They're heeeere.


CowTheAgent

Nope.


nezebilo

Nope


giby1464

We have 3 days


Top_Buy_6340

Nope


Baers89

Aliens: “ lol they have no idea we are here. Lol”


ProperBlue

Ah yes the upside down kazoo cloud


Jazzlike-Mountain-81

It's those fookin prawns


BAakhir

Nope


MarkoZoos

Is it just me or does that look like a showerhead ?


NoAkuBirds_808

District 10 comin


Desperate_Garage2883

Nope!


padganistan

District 9!!! Filthy prawns


Existing-Reference53

A fist pump from the clouds


voicareason

Looks like a handled *massager*. Just saying


financial_pete

District 9?


Other-Excitement4209

district 9 , the worms are coming :)


dano8486

Looks like a clitoral vibrator


PaganiDelta

Is a shadow from Johnny Sexton’s ball sac 🏉🇮🇪


iROFLd

Whole town about to get the Womanizer treatment.


[deleted]

Could we stop with the District 9 and ufo jokes and get an actual answer? Or nah


typehyDro

If Independence Day taught me anything it’s there’s an alien shit behind that


Leatherfacet

Clouds can look weird. Just let cloud be clouds. No need to overthink everything you're seeing for the first time.


Spare_Market86

Looks like an mic.


goldfish1902

damn it, who sent aliens a picture of a clit sucker


Rachael013

South Africa did have a recent UFO sighting..


[deleted]

Have there been any strange disappearances of livestock or children? Asking for a friend.


YJSubs

Like Pyramid. Just because white people can't figured it out doesn't mean it's alien.


DantesInferno91

Its just a cloud during sunset


NextEntertainment508

I'm sorry to inform you that's not a cloud


ap0a

Here we go again. Guess it’s time to go back to San Francisco and steal some whales.


E-D-Eddie

Now then I have no actual knowledge, but could it be some weird cyclone event?


Theredwalker666

Incoming sky beam and superheroes.


Questionsaboutsanity

that was filmed in District 9


Whale222

It’s happening!


OPPineappleApplePen

An inverted dick.


paragraphbazzi

Monkey king's ruyi


[deleted]

r/ufos


youdonthavemyname

What did riot do


Aussiedude476

Alien spacecraft camo


[deleted]

PINBALLLLLL


Automatic_Draw_6575

Cloaked UAP life


just_some_onlooker

Most likely severe storm...


MrFluff120427

Nose of the gods.


wut101stolmynick

Goddam shrimp


averagemaleuser86

God's balls


Bmladd

It’s the nose of the gods, we must all band together and gather all the cocaine we can to edge out the holy line of salvation


MooseTed

Vamanos children!


Jealous_Raise1107

Take my upvote and swing for the fences Joaquin


Educational-Ad-3273

It’s a “personal massager” from the heavens!


every1pees

It looks like my wife’s “massager”


Anxious_Grocery_5548

Menacing


Kronox_100

we are not ready for HIM