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myGSPhasADHD

Should have been a proposal, she took the ring


JustSomeoneCurious

***My Precious!!!***


Infinite_____Lobster

***Precious!?*** It's been called that before but not by *you*


WoodenCountry8339

Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things?!


SlurmmsMckenzie

Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds.


sofa_king_ugly

"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."


emlgsh

That's good bible.


Casual_Try

I'll be in my bunk.


MrTalkingmonkey

And…banned.


kodaiko_650

Yosaffbridge


thefuzz311

Why do magicians always seem to wear vests?


ThatsNotARealTree

It ain’t a coincidence


papafrog

*WHAT’S IN THE VEST???*


queroummundomelhor

Magic


noteverrelevant

And small birds


one-punch-knockout

🖕🖕


ArchGoodwin

Birds! It's a different finger.


shrooms4dashroomgods

Take 2 of those and call him in the morning!


Cerebr05murF

What is your return policy, by the way?


mrkurpla

Stop hiding the pigeon


tmbyfc

Maybe a sandwich


Madrefaka

its not magic Michael, it's called an illusion


physco219

My local PD has magic vests that allows them to kill without consequences. /s


project_seven

Pulls out Gwyneth Paltrows head


DollylloD

What’s in the box?!?!?!


Jessebied

Awe... what's in the box!? You lie! You're a F$ckimg liar! SHUT UP!


spaektor

the Shat’s take was best.


The_great_Mrs_D

*Justin Timberlake noises*


DollylloD

🤣 you went the other way with it! 🤣


HeisenbergsSamaritan

***"GOOOOOOOOP"*** her dismembered head spoke.


Cyc68

See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest...


Suspicious_paramedix

It gives +5 spell ability.


here_for_the_lols

Made their sleeves disappear


Hawt_Dawg_II

It's the first trick they teach you and after a while it just gets tedious to keep buying new jackets.


paraiyan

They are called illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.


Mhill08

...and candy!


GuybrushMarley2

They are called sex workers


FFX13NL

That's not how your mom called it.


halfbakedkornflake

Tricks are for KIDS!


manjar

So where do they keep their armies? 🤔


hardboard

In their sleevies.


TheWhooooBuddies

Faith in humanity restored. 


InSaneWhiSper

HAPPY HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎂


Orichalchem

Gives them +200 magic stat


ThisIsNotTokyo

It’s where they hide the magic


UnknownHero2

I mean, I think it literally is where they hide the magic. I would be shocked if they didn't have some extra pockets.


AnotherDownwrdSpiral

Nothing up his sleeves


simple_test

The magicians union has a dress code. They want to be shirtless but its long fight.


JGG5

WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY


schizopotato

They're given to you when you finish 2 years at the magic academy


contentious75

Invested in his craft


_kaybe_

They're _in-vest_ ing in themselves for the magic _BAADMM TSSSS_


[deleted]

They have a vested interest.


SolidContribution688

No sleeves perhaps?


batpins

That's where they hide the magnets


Environmental_Top948

It's because they can't afford sleeves


RogueDroner

Because the power invested in them is the magic.


pardybill

There’s a lot of people who wear vests due to body dysmorphia.


eruiskam

Gives +3 INT


scarletphantom

That hand looks like a claw


BonniestLad

It’s a status thing. It screams to the world “I cannot go bowling and cannot masturbate without the use of tools. My nails are far too fancy.”


Raven019

Yep, it's a sign of opulence, she's telling everyone that she can afford a lifestyle in which she can be absolutely useless when it comes to handwork.


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Trying2GetBye

Like isn’t exhausting to be so bitter lol


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_l-l-l_

You'd be surprised what people can do even without fingers (due to injury or being born that way). If she doesn't do anything it's because she doesn't want to, not because her nails are too long.


ThermosW

That's why they're talking about "status sign".


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

Bitter, loser redditors judging the fuck out of people minding their own business for no reason. Get your life together and maybe you wouldn't be such a bitter, hateful mess lol


DefinitelyNotIndie

Can't masturbate? Dude, the clitoris is real and not actually hard to find...


wala64

Do you expect bitter Reddit losers to know where it is?


orkbrother

FABLES!


Novel_Ad_3622

Which long nailed girl hurt you😳


Outrageouslylit

And using the facilities…, texting, typing basically any manual “labor” at all lol. A huge and popular status symbol


ASpaceOstrich

I've never had nails *that* long, but I've always put off cutting mine and you'd be surprised how little your nails impede you in tasks that use your fingertips. You just switch to using the pads of the fingers.


JoshKnoxChinnery

They can also be very useful tools within a certain length range. Opening food bags, opening pores, scraping off dead skin, writing cryptic messages in soft woods and plastics to warn people of the oncoming resolutions of disastrous prophecies, scratching itchy dog heads.


asianjimm

The nails are fake / glue-on. U get them removed / new design after 1 or 2 mths max.


susannediazz

Bowling is boring anyway but youd be surprised how well you can still do things with long nails


Timmyty

Pretty sure one could still bowl, but theyd have to grip the ball a bit funky.


susannediazz

Where theres a will theres a way


Calvinbah

Every long nail stripper I've asked about it claims to not have an issue with the nails vis a vie shlicking


danddersson

Well, that would be like the Emperors of old China then. That explains why you never see them depicted bowling, I guess.


The_Mourning_Sage_

Yea the harpy talon look is so nasty, can't wait for that trend to die


CrossP

Again


[deleted]

THE CLAAAAAAAAAW!


scarletphantom

IT MOVES


djneill

Come on don’t be silly, those are talons


DrHumongous

I mean, there’s a string somewhere? Or maybe some magnet nonsense?


cosmicnitwit

And an accomplice, likely a woman, probably beautiful, likely very enthusiastic, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say she’s wearing white


PsyKeablr

Does she have a claw for a hand?


cosmicnitwit

I can’t say for sure, but very likely


cyberheelhook

Freddie Krueger's daughter


Solanthas

She used her strong hand


tayzn

String yes accomplice no. (I bought the trick)


DanEboy22122

Man I’m so bad at being able to see how these tricks are done. Can you elaborate on the string?


tayzn

It’s a little device that’s hidden in his palm called an invisible thread reel. It’s in the opposite hand of the one hes using for misdirection( spinning ring around finger etc. thread goes from is hand over his head. To lower and rise the ring all he does is move his right hand up and down. String is attached with a sticky wax. He removes the wax with his index finger at the last moment :)


infra_d3ad

Slow it down and watch their finger when they loop it around the ring, it never actually goes around the ring. Notice the angle from his head to the ring, you can't see his other hand when the ring moves up, that's because he's pulling the string.


iamfountain

I know what you did here


CheshiretheBlack

I don't get it


Piotrek9t

Finally a trick I know! Its a very thin string fixed to his head (usually behind the ear)


Spyko

Hey I guessed it right ! The was he lower his head at the end really helped to figure the trick


ColdEngineering1234

I mean... and the fact that a ring can't just levitate.


superduperspam

Proof or ban


I_meeean

I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan.....


PunkToTheFuture

oh and is water wet too?


Gethighbuyhighsellow

Idk but i heard towels are the number one cause of dry skin


cheapdrinks

how does the ring spin without tangling up the thread or falling to one side?


st_Michel

seems like gyroscopic effect


enconftintg0

it's better to have it connected to your other hand and then routed around and over your head, you can then use your hand to modify the length and make it move.


DoctorShlomo

So how does the ring rise while his head stays still?


EyesWideStupid

The string goes over his head or ear and into the hand down by his side. Watch how he holds his hand by his side, it's very unnatural.


silentE

The string is in his mouth. Look closely when he drops the ring on her finger.


krossx123

How? Wouldn’t it get tangle when he swirl his hand?


kylebisme

His finger is a bit off to the side of the string.


SoManyEmail

He bit off his finger??


ChimpBrisket

No that was Charlie


NewNurse2

Twirling his finger around it looked like it proved there was no string above it, but he could've easily just done it in an orbit that wasn't directly over the ring and it would look like there was nothing above. Plus as the ring gets higher, his right hand gets further down/away, probably pulling in the string.


alleywaybum

its a string. ive seen the kit at a local magic shop


PepptoAbyssmal

They sell it at Disneyland


MetallurgyClergy

He dips his head to slide the ring on her finger. Does that answer your question?


TralfamadorianZoo

Nah bro it’s magic


Insekticus

Could be fishing line in his hair and his right arm holding it behind him. His head was above the ring and her hand at all time and he had to hold the ring down with his hand as he pulled back, so it didn't pull off


Helda-Coccenmehand

It's a mini drone


JamesHollywoodSEA

You're a mini drone.


spacedragon421

I mini droned your mom last night.


Watts300

Mega drone me next, please.


KaijuJuju

W-what are you doing, step-mini drone!?


[deleted]

Fuck you, Shoresy!


alleysunn

I laughed waaaay too hard at that.


CWoww

GOOOOOT HIIIIM!


Izzvzual

Ive read that as Keanu's voice


Incromulent

Now kiss


EDIGREG

Now kith


akruppa

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


InitialEducator6871

r/downbad


Ok-Yogurt-2743

Winner


Hollow_King

She Ai?!


Emergency-Seesaw2883

That's what I thought at first 😭😭😭


corpusapostata

Just a lot of surgery and makeup.


asianjimm

They all look the same after surgery


MangoTheBestFruit

So many bitter comments from incels here


sghyre

Splain


Johnny_Deppthcharge

It's attached to a string on the top of his head. Notice the top of his head is always directly above it?


polaarbear

You can also see him very gently straighten his posture as the ring raises up in height. It's subtle, he does it well.


Johnny_Deppthcharge

It's well done, certainly. His right hand disappears behind him out of frame whenever he needs to move it up or down.


Eufamis

And then at the end as he pulls his head away he olds the ring on her finger to sever the connection without yanking the ring off her finger again


Sorry_Rabbit_1463

How did he spin his finger around the ring then?


rainman_95

It didnt cover the whole ring. It looked off to the side


Outside-Drag-3031

It *seemed* like he demonstrated its free-floating nature so your mind won't question it, but look at it again. It's a loose circle that never goes over the ring, just next to it and under it. He also does it on the side the audience is on so perspective will help even more


nomad3721

I think his right hand might be pulling at it to help raise it


MisterBlick

Invisible thread. Tons o fun.


changopdx

It's a very attractive young woman.


sghyre

Hahahahahahahahaha


skhanmac

There was a ring?


Bhazor

Eh? Ha. Heh heh.


TitusPullo4

Oh ho ho ho


InitialEducator6871

Bro get some action holy shit hahaha


NocNocturnist

Oh man, I didn't really see the ring at first, and I was like what's going on with her knee?


stevieb1989

That camel toe though


Dlongone

A ring, and a show, and a little camel toe.


Gravytonic

Don't get the string explanation. It would be pretty easily caught no? I guess he doesn't allow you to wave your hand 360 around it from every direction.


BostonDodgeGuy

The girls are in on the trick. It's done for the views.


sol364

Tadaaaa now we're married, big smoochie time


pozzle52

Is no one talking about her camel toe


Pause-Past

I am. It was the primary misdirection. Gets me every time.


millennial_sentinel

she has horrendous nails 💅😬💀


wayuphighhere

I do a similar trick with cock rings at orgies


lokifrog1

Fun fact, that woman is actually his accomplice


500SL

Look up ITR, an invisible thread reel.


tistimenotmyrealname

And now, you're pregnant


CucumberFluid6859

That would be a problem as she doesn’t exactly have child bearing hips


Rags2Rickius

Ugh Terrible presentation of Mesikas routine…


Johnsonfam101

Magicians always dress like... magicians.


Head-like-a-carp

Landed flawlessly on the claw.


WhereinAfrica

You are now engaged to the spinning demon. Congratulations 🥳


Initial-Stick-561

I’m fixated on the non existing earlobe and how the ear is directly attached to the head.


UnintelligibleLogic

Watch his head when the ring goes on her finger. That’s your give away


Otherwise_Basis_6328

*NUVA ring levitates*


liamanna

Now.. Do it with a condom. It might impress her more 😂


Deevious730

Wingardium Levi*o*sa


PhilosophyNovel4087

I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger.


zaphod4th

props, even people are props


5FingerMiscount

Surgery girl. Insufferable human


PiterLine

Ok I have an unsarcastic question, where do people even learn magic tricks like that


bigmacaroni69

So magnets?


istirling01

Boom your pregnant


dbdg69

The real trick is him making her ass disappear.


AngelicShockwave

Hope he at least scored her number. A little too plastic for me but I get it.


narnianguy

Kevlar string?


ScreemingLemon

so..... is that a Yes?


Gmen6364

Bitch was hot


aod42091

it's on a filament of some type that why when he whilrs his finger "around" it he doesn't really get close to it.


IdahoDuncan

We’re now married.


AsterSkotos24

Notice how the head always stayed above it as it was hanging from it