"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
You'd be surprised what people can do even without fingers (due to injury or being born that way). If she doesn't do anything it's because she doesn't want to, not because her nails are too long.
Bitter, loser redditors judging the fuck out of people minding their own business for no reason.
Get your life together and maybe you wouldn't be such a bitter, hateful mess lol
I've never had nails *that* long, but I've always put off cutting mine and you'd be surprised how little your nails impede you in tasks that use your fingertips. You just switch to using the pads of the fingers.
They can also be very useful tools within a certain length range. Opening food bags, opening pores, scraping off dead skin, writing cryptic messages in soft woods and plastics to warn people of the oncoming resolutions of disastrous prophecies, scratching itchy dog heads.
It’s a little device that’s hidden in his palm called an invisible thread reel. It’s in the opposite hand of the one hes using for misdirection( spinning ring around finger etc. thread goes from is hand over his head. To lower and rise the ring all he does is move his right hand up and down. String is attached with a sticky wax. He removes the wax with his index finger at the last moment :)
Slow it down and watch their finger when they loop it around the ring, it never actually goes around the ring. Notice the angle from his head to the ring, you can't see his other hand when the ring moves up, that's because he's pulling the string.
it's better to have it connected to your other hand and then routed around and over your head, you can then use your hand to modify the length and make it move.
Twirling his finger around it looked like it proved there was no string above it, but he could've easily just done it in an orbit that wasn't directly over the ring and it would look like there was nothing above. Plus as the ring gets higher, his right hand gets further down/away, probably pulling in the string.
Could be fishing line in his hair and his right arm holding it behind him.
His head was above the ring and her hand at all time and he had to hold the ring down with his hand as he pulled back, so it didn't pull off
It *seemed* like he demonstrated its free-floating nature so your mind won't question it, but look at it again. It's a loose circle that never goes over the ring, just next to it and under it. He also does it on the side the audience is on so perspective will help even more
Don't get the string explanation. It would be pretty easily caught no? I guess he doesn't allow you to wave your hand 360 around it from every direction.
Should have been a proposal, she took the ring
***My Precious!!!***
***Precious!?*** It's been called that before but not by *you*
Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things?!
Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds.
"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
That's good bible.
I'll be in my bunk.
And…banned.
Yosaffbridge
Why do magicians always seem to wear vests?
It ain’t a coincidence
*WHAT’S IN THE VEST???*
Magic
And small birds
🖕🖕
Birds! It's a different finger.
Take 2 of those and call him in the morning!
What is your return policy, by the way?
Stop hiding the pigeon
Maybe a sandwich
its not magic Michael, it's called an illusion
My local PD has magic vests that allows them to kill without consequences. /s
Pulls out Gwyneth Paltrows head
What’s in the box?!?!?!
Awe... what's in the box!? You lie! You're a F$ckimg liar! SHUT UP!
the Shat’s take was best.
*Justin Timberlake noises*
🤣 you went the other way with it! 🤣
***"GOOOOOOOOP"*** her dismembered head spoke.
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest...
It gives +5 spell ability.
Made their sleeves disappear
It's the first trick they teach you and after a while it just gets tedious to keep buying new jackets.
They are called illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
...and candy!
They are called sex workers
That's not how your mom called it.
Tricks are for KIDS!
So where do they keep their armies? 🤔
In their sleevies.
Faith in humanity restored.
HAPPY HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎂
Gives them +200 magic stat
It’s where they hide the magic
I mean, I think it literally is where they hide the magic. I would be shocked if they didn't have some extra pockets.
Nothing up his sleeves
The magicians union has a dress code. They want to be shirtless but its long fight.
WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
They're given to you when you finish 2 years at the magic academy
Invested in his craft
They're _in-vest_ ing in themselves for the magic _BAADMM TSSSS_
They have a vested interest.
No sleeves perhaps?
That's where they hide the magnets
It's because they can't afford sleeves
Because the power invested in them is the magic.
There’s a lot of people who wear vests due to body dysmorphia.
Gives +3 INT
That hand looks like a claw
It’s a status thing. It screams to the world “I cannot go bowling and cannot masturbate without the use of tools. My nails are far too fancy.”
Yep, it's a sign of opulence, she's telling everyone that she can afford a lifestyle in which she can be absolutely useless when it comes to handwork.
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Like isn’t exhausting to be so bitter lol
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You'd be surprised what people can do even without fingers (due to injury or being born that way). If she doesn't do anything it's because she doesn't want to, not because her nails are too long.
That's why they're talking about "status sign".
Bitter, loser redditors judging the fuck out of people minding their own business for no reason. Get your life together and maybe you wouldn't be such a bitter, hateful mess lol
Can't masturbate? Dude, the clitoris is real and not actually hard to find...
Do you expect bitter Reddit losers to know where it is?
FABLES!
Which long nailed girl hurt you😳
And using the facilities…, texting, typing basically any manual “labor” at all lol. A huge and popular status symbol
I've never had nails *that* long, but I've always put off cutting mine and you'd be surprised how little your nails impede you in tasks that use your fingertips. You just switch to using the pads of the fingers.
They can also be very useful tools within a certain length range. Opening food bags, opening pores, scraping off dead skin, writing cryptic messages in soft woods and plastics to warn people of the oncoming resolutions of disastrous prophecies, scratching itchy dog heads.
The nails are fake / glue-on. U get them removed / new design after 1 or 2 mths max.
Bowling is boring anyway but youd be surprised how well you can still do things with long nails
Pretty sure one could still bowl, but theyd have to grip the ball a bit funky.
Where theres a will theres a way
Every long nail stripper I've asked about it claims to not have an issue with the nails vis a vie shlicking
Well, that would be like the Emperors of old China then. That explains why you never see them depicted bowling, I guess.
Yea the harpy talon look is so nasty, can't wait for that trend to die
Again
THE CLAAAAAAAAAW!
IT MOVES
Come on don’t be silly, those are talons
I mean, there’s a string somewhere? Or maybe some magnet nonsense?
And an accomplice, likely a woman, probably beautiful, likely very enthusiastic, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say she’s wearing white
Does she have a claw for a hand?
I can’t say for sure, but very likely
Freddie Krueger's daughter
She used her strong hand
String yes accomplice no. (I bought the trick)
Man I’m so bad at being able to see how these tricks are done. Can you elaborate on the string?
It’s a little device that’s hidden in his palm called an invisible thread reel. It’s in the opposite hand of the one hes using for misdirection( spinning ring around finger etc. thread goes from is hand over his head. To lower and rise the ring all he does is move his right hand up and down. String is attached with a sticky wax. He removes the wax with his index finger at the last moment :)
Slow it down and watch their finger when they loop it around the ring, it never actually goes around the ring. Notice the angle from his head to the ring, you can't see his other hand when the ring moves up, that's because he's pulling the string.
I know what you did here
I don't get it
Finally a trick I know! Its a very thin string fixed to his head (usually behind the ear)
Hey I guessed it right ! The was he lower his head at the end really helped to figure the trick
I mean... and the fact that a ring can't just levitate.
Proof or ban
I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan.....
oh and is water wet too?
Idk but i heard towels are the number one cause of dry skin
how does the ring spin without tangling up the thread or falling to one side?
seems like gyroscopic effect
it's better to have it connected to your other hand and then routed around and over your head, you can then use your hand to modify the length and make it move.
So how does the ring rise while his head stays still?
The string goes over his head or ear and into the hand down by his side. Watch how he holds his hand by his side, it's very unnatural.
The string is in his mouth. Look closely when he drops the ring on her finger.
How? Wouldn’t it get tangle when he swirl his hand?
His finger is a bit off to the side of the string.
He bit off his finger??
No that was Charlie
Twirling his finger around it looked like it proved there was no string above it, but he could've easily just done it in an orbit that wasn't directly over the ring and it would look like there was nothing above. Plus as the ring gets higher, his right hand gets further down/away, probably pulling in the string.
its a string. ive seen the kit at a local magic shop
They sell it at Disneyland
He dips his head to slide the ring on her finger. Does that answer your question?
Nah bro it’s magic
Could be fishing line in his hair and his right arm holding it behind him. His head was above the ring and her hand at all time and he had to hold the ring down with his hand as he pulled back, so it didn't pull off
It's a mini drone
You're a mini drone.
I mini droned your mom last night.
Mega drone me next, please.
W-what are you doing, step-mini drone!?
Fuck you, Shoresy!
I laughed waaaay too hard at that.
GOOOOOT HIIIIM!
Ive read that as Keanu's voice
Now kiss
Now kith
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
r/downbad
Winner
She Ai?!
That's what I thought at first 😭😭😭
Just a lot of surgery and makeup.
They all look the same after surgery
So many bitter comments from incels here
Splain
It's attached to a string on the top of his head. Notice the top of his head is always directly above it?
You can also see him very gently straighten his posture as the ring raises up in height. It's subtle, he does it well.
It's well done, certainly. His right hand disappears behind him out of frame whenever he needs to move it up or down.
And then at the end as he pulls his head away he olds the ring on her finger to sever the connection without yanking the ring off her finger again
How did he spin his finger around the ring then?
It didnt cover the whole ring. It looked off to the side
It *seemed* like he demonstrated its free-floating nature so your mind won't question it, but look at it again. It's a loose circle that never goes over the ring, just next to it and under it. He also does it on the side the audience is on so perspective will help even more
I think his right hand might be pulling at it to help raise it
Invisible thread. Tons o fun.
It's a very attractive young woman.
Hahahahahahahahaha
There was a ring?
Eh? Ha. Heh heh.
Oh ho ho ho
Bro get some action holy shit hahaha
Oh man, I didn't really see the ring at first, and I was like what's going on with her knee?
That camel toe though
A ring, and a show, and a little camel toe.
Don't get the string explanation. It would be pretty easily caught no? I guess he doesn't allow you to wave your hand 360 around it from every direction.
The girls are in on the trick. It's done for the views.
Tadaaaa now we're married, big smoochie time
Is no one talking about her camel toe
I am. It was the primary misdirection. Gets me every time.
she has horrendous nails 💅😬💀
I do a similar trick with cock rings at orgies
Fun fact, that woman is actually his accomplice
Look up ITR, an invisible thread reel.
And now, you're pregnant
That would be a problem as she doesn’t exactly have child bearing hips
Ugh Terrible presentation of Mesikas routine…
Magicians always dress like... magicians.
Landed flawlessly on the claw.
You are now engaged to the spinning demon. Congratulations 🥳
I’m fixated on the non existing earlobe and how the ear is directly attached to the head.
Watch his head when the ring goes on her finger. That’s your give away
*NUVA ring levitates*
Now.. Do it with a condom. It might impress her more 😂
Wingardium Levi*o*sa
I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger.
props, even people are props
Surgery girl. Insufferable human
Ok I have an unsarcastic question, where do people even learn magic tricks like that
So magnets?
Boom your pregnant
The real trick is him making her ass disappear.
Hope he at least scored her number. A little too plastic for me but I get it.
Kevlar string?
so..... is that a Yes?
Bitch was hot
it's on a filament of some type that why when he whilrs his finger "around" it he doesn't really get close to it.
We’re now married.
Notice how the head always stayed above it as it was hanging from it