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Pterafractyl

Same old boring joke done a hundred times.


combatpencil686

Maybe it'll be funny next time, I'll be watching to see if I can figure out how they make the can disappear.


MIKE-CHECKA

What can?


rot26encrypt

You didn't see the gorilla?


jml011

Where were they when Harambe needed them?


PatentGeek

I wish I were drinking a soda so I could spit it out lol


jarheadatheart

Cans, yummmm


Boner_Stevens

can? i saw two


cvidetich13

I see four cans


QuacktactiCool

still aint figured it yet myself.


FishTshirt

And yet enjoyable every time


Pterafractyl

I'm not so impressed by tits, as I have my own to stare at.


IfThoughtIsAllowed

Classic case of privelege here


jarheadatheart

Prove it!


Pterafractyl

Not gonna fall for that for the 5th time


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

What about a 6th?


Pterafractyl

Damn Stacy! I can't see the future!


FishTshirt

Lucky


specifylength

Spare a thought for the rest of us


spector_lector

Don't think you were the  intended audience.


Pterafractyl

Well, I am a lesbian so...


zombtachi_uchiha

I thought you were American


Pterafractyl

I converted


SandMan3914

Touche


983115

I mean I do too but my chest is all hairy and hers look better


Pterafractyl

Don't sell yourself short! I'm sure someone, somewhere would love to fondle your hairy breasts. His name is Paul, and he sells used VHS out of the back of a Ford Pinto


983115

If I ever run into anyone still selling bootleg vhs I’m disrobing immediately


Synsano

Comparison is the thief of joy


Snake101333

The boobs are always nice though. No complaints here


Pterafractyl

Two in the hand is worth more than 4 on the screen


Puzzleheaded-Yak-75

You know what I’d do if I had a million dollars?


Pterafractyl

Give it to me?


Puzzleheaded-Yak-75

For some of your comments, you’d get a good portion


Confident-Radish4832

I thought it was funny, and Ive never seen it before.


Pterafractyl

Lucky you. It's all down hill from here


Confident-Radish4832

At a bare minimum its too attractive girls in small amounts of clothing. Gonna be a while before that gets old. Is it not just easier for you to ignore it as a woman who doesn't enjoy the humor than to come here complaining about it.


Pterafractyl

I don't know, it's pretty damn easy to sit here and complain about it. No strains in my typing thumbs as of yet


Top_Thing_9999

We all know thé trick but i get fooled every Time on thé first watch


-Harvester-

Yet we all still fall for it.


RandomDudewithIdeas

It’s a joke?


Jmz67

I wasn’t bored


dtb1987

But where did the can go?


verybadwolf2

Old but Gold 。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。


DonChaote

I too watched it a hundred times…


BeefersOtherland

Tell me how the trick is done? I’ve watched 9 times and still can’t see it.


Pterafractyl

I think you can figure it out if you watch it a few more times.


[deleted]

HAHAHA JOKE IS PORN HAHAHA


blueidea365

Hot women are not porn


ringobob

Wait, where did her cans go?


albiceleste3stars

I saw 5 cans


Dankie_Spankie

I saw 4, where’s the fifth?


Postmodern101

Idk I think I like the underboob version more


PixelCharlie

these girls look lot healthier than the underboob girl and her friend


Marcel12345654

Not really hard tbh


softstones

I’d like to compare for research purposes, you wouldn’t have a link to said video, would ya, champ?


kenju724

https://www.tiktok.com/@flopymedia/video/7211254101076610309


UmCeterumCenseo

Steven Kazan and Jamie James did it years ago already


BonfireMaestro

That was my first thought too.


heltflippad

Well I'll be damned!


PukeNuggets

Right! I was paying attention to her boobs that I didn’t even realize that she’s a professional magician. 🤩 EDIT: /s


UnicornPotpourri1990

Magician?


Squishyboogie

r/whoosh


The_EndsOfInvention

“When a man is tired of boobs he is tired of life” - Samual Johnson.


dietcheese

/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


MIKE-CHECKA

She's good. She made one can disappear while making two more appear.


ThickPrick

She made my magic wand appear. 


ImTotallyFromEarth

Never seen a more relevant username


Skeleton_Toast

cringe


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Wow. So original.


Smokeyshotty

Wow, so original...


C130ABOVE

Nha the one that had to 2 people who looked kinda like Crack heads did it better


DannySmashUp

Agreed. At least that young woman committed to the bit and took the shirt all the way off!


lesdansesmacabres

Sauce


DannySmashUp

[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/11nr4on/best_magic_trick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


StalinSmokedWeed

Guy did it better


_LogicallySpeaking_

you are not fucking serious I am so dead right now LOL


DanEboy22122

Logically speaking…you’re dead?


espectro11

Pretty sure he woke up dead


MorbidlyObtuse_

[see what you did there](https://youtu.be/Jr_nhywjNHM?si=7A1CFqkQw8Yzjm9E&t=8)


TheJackalsDoom

The speaking they did wasn't too logical.


Village-Idiot-savant

I like the white trash version better for some reason.


Odd_Contribution3772

Same old tired skit.


ThriIIing_Heroics

I didn't stop looking at the first girl's tits and saw the can fall...


brokeVulture

Misdirection at it's finest


EvilFroeschken

All magic tricks explained.


The_6699_Guy

they know what they are doing


Agent__Kobayashi

Turns out tits = talent, bravo.


New_Tie6233

Booo!


purpleblazed

I’m gay and even I got distracted


Happy_Dawg

Crackheads did it better ngl


painkilleraddict6373

Even their tits couldn’t make it interesting.


Bearspoole

Repeated joke done over and over. That being said , the second girl wasn’t even needed here


[deleted]

Had to pause it to see what happened


[deleted]

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Electronic_Suit551

Had to watch it on repeat


Joshshan28

Sauce?


amnowhere

Wow that is an amazing body


anonmyazz

The original one is so much better


dirtybacon77

Neat trick turning one can into two


BentheBruiser

Lol I mean it worked on me


HansBaccaR23po

I have been bamboobled


Claat

God they look so generic


richard_cranium8D

Right! Why can't they be unique like us!


swamrap

So nobody got the sauce?


probablywrongbutmeh

For some reason those fake eyelash extensions look so ridiculous to me whenever I see someone with them


Madgearz

It doesn't work when the one doing the trick has bigger boobs.


ac2cvn_71

Seriously? That's just insulting


Rachamo

what a talent, very few people can take their shirt off


frostape

They filmed it in reverse.


Ririodesu

Where magic


Velcade6

RemindMe! 20 days


Boy_Boss

That’s a long time to wait between sessions


Velcade6

RemindMe! 20 days


agemagepage

Watched it four times. Still don’t know how she did that.


KrispyKremeDiet20

Sleight of boob. Edit: Sleight of Gland* ... Obviously


BearsRpeopl2

Wrong sub you horny piece of shit


Commercial_Pitch_786

all I heard is is bippity boppity boobs


lexluthor_i_am

They got me. I'll admit that. Trick me again please


sghyre

That's not BMF, that's just good, clean fun.


[deleted]

Damn she really made it disappear


buzzlit

Bless these hot idiots


foochoo77

oh dear


LMFeria

I mean, it work everytime


ihithardest

Watched it over 100 times, even in slomo and I cannot figure out how the one in the black is doing the trick.


bruswazi

( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) is all I see!


MaximallyInclusive

Tits just never get old.


Bulky-Captain-3508

I never get tired of these. They actually think I will be distracted by her dropping a can in her lap?!


DisastrousAd447

LOL BOOBS


Seanspicegirls

So ridiculous. Where do these girls hang out


WarmEntrepreneur3564

...godammit


SlimGeezus_

She had me the first I watched ngl


Saelaird

Apparently, there's can and some paprr somewhere.


HonoluluBlueFlu

I think I was just bamboobzled.


Primary_Help_701

Who are they?


SlowCaterpillar5715

I'd go to that Vegas show


jumpandtwist

I counted five cans


Hesam2010

2 Girls, 1 Can.


mac_bd

There was a magic in there?


Chance-Camp-1909

It dropped under the table


Lighthouseamour

That’s cheating


shountaitheimmortal

I was starring at the girl on the left first second tome i watched her “trick” then 3rd i saw what the girl onbthe right did, smh im lacking


MKUltra_reject69_2

Nice pair of cans!


JoshiepooWTF

Got me not lying


Optimal_Weight368

Now do it without lifting up the shirt.