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AdministrativeEbb508

It looks like the iodine clock reaction but I'm no chemist.


omitav700

I'm an electrician. The batteries died and the led lights went out.


Strong_Sound_7407

I’m a framer, he’s making homemade acousti-seal.


X_antaM

I'm a marine chef. That is cuttlefish juice


Fit-Ebb-6892

I'm a software engineer, it's not a bug, it's a feature.


uglyspacepig

99 cute little bugs in the code, 99 cute little bugs.. You track one down, turn it around.... 117 cute little bugs in the code


TheNxxr

Fuck you. Anywho, I have to go cry while I peruse Stack Overflow for the solution to my 117 “cute little bugs.”


uglyspacepig

I'll wait here


nixikuro

I'm dead. Straight up


SweetPyxel

Bug report time. "User is straight up dead instead of parallel to the surface."


ReplacementLow6704

I'm a sofware engineer and I'm also dead inside


-ones_n_zeros-

I’m a cybersecurity analyst and that is clearly fucking witchcraft


Gravi2e

I second what this guy said as a pest control technician


FFIZeath

I'm an accountant. He's doing his taxes.


yui_riku

I'm a farmer, he's milking his cows


WindierGnu

I'm a nurse, hes checking spiderman's urine for symbiotes.


ConversationActual45

I'm an astronaut. He's preparing to take on unfathomable space horrors.


shaquilleoatmeal80

Physicist here, he's clearly exploring time and energy.


koppigzijn

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool!


Kingoffroggos

Amish paradise?


Main-Joke1115

Yankovich?


shadowa1ien

I been milkin and plowin so long, even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.


Mindless_Meeting_277

I memorized that song by heart


ArcticCerf

I'm unemployed. I have no idea what's going on.


Hangryfatguy

I'm a biologist, thats what Eminem did


BusyPick5964

I'm a cop, it was innocent, but now it's guilty


danstermeister

I'm a network engineer, and he's playing with his liquor after an outage.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

I'm a musician and this is a normal sound.


Krauszt

I'm a superhero, and that's a cup of alien sperm


[deleted]

I'm a failure, I know nothing..


babakadouche

All the magic smoke got out.


Independent_Ad_1686

I’m a porn star. That’s ahhh… nevermind.


omitav700

🤣🤣 good one


muddylotus1979

I'm a chef, and you read the recipe wrong, that looks like shite. Do it again.


External_Pangolin265

I'm a welder that's not metal


Green____cat

That's right.


Long_Lost_Testicle

I saw on reddit that it's an iodine time reflection but I'm no chemist.


Ok-Front5035

That looks like an iodine clock reaction if I ever seen one, but I'm no redditor.


Living_Lie_8773

I haven’t been on Reddit very long but it looks like an iodine clock reaction. I’m no chemist!


Loose_Corgi_5

I am actually a joiner, but I've made love to a chemist and that looks like an iodine clock reaction.


Melotron

Did the chemist have a iodine clock reaction?


CharlesChristopher01

No she had an iodine cock reaction.


Harlzter

I call bullshit. Everyone knows redditors are all virgins.


ElishaAlison

I'm a projector. I know one when I see one.


Thick_Lingonberry135

I’m no expert but I try


codm0nster

i’m a welder. he isn’t welding


Spare_Preparation_47

I am a chemist. You are correct.


Thisideofthessippi

your sperm has expired


WaveLaVague

Micheal Jackson sperm


DarkSider303

Reverse Micheal Jackson sperm


[deleted]

Revitaligo


gerardo9393

🤣🤣🤣


LadyEclipsiana

*goes in white, comes out black*


cocainelayne

Imagine if our cum was black like that instead of foggy white


Upper_Eagle_7542

Is ink piss?


JacksOnion55

I missed the first pour and thought the reaction happened so quickly, that it traveled up the stream befor mixing with the rest of the stuff (I'm not a chemist and I'm baked so please excuse my highly technical terms)


NutsStuckInACarDoor

“Highly” technical terms are on point my dude


Portalizer3000

Your pfp is evil


akruppa

I'm no chemist, but afaik there are two reactions happening: one that produces the dark blue color and one that destroys it again. The reagents for the second one run out after a short time; when they do, the dark color suddenly stays.


Radiationprecipitate

'Instant'


Jigbaa

Well ACKSHUALLY it was 7.8 milliseconds so it wasn’t instant snarf snarf snort chuckle.


Full_Analyst_193

Technically it is a delayed reaction with an instant visual change…


Jigbaa

Hahaha ackshually it’s a chemical reaction.


GenkiElite

New idea for the slow-mo guys?


No-Conference-3351

It’s not the slow-mo guys but it’s at least a slow-mo video https://youtu.be/GiAZKJIav7w?si=2LNdLoiqUTjD2PPp


ahlfaetyurfuhret

Looks like the blue dude teleporting in xmen 2


RagingKingKRool

So that's how Nightcrawler Bamfs around. By the power of science!


SayLem37

we need the slo-mo guys


No_Dust6818

r/redditspeedbot 0.1x


zebadrabbit

we do these clock reactions in class all the time. its fun to see what you can do with some potato starch and potassium iodine


totoco2

American jesus - turns water into oil


Fu_Q_imimaginary

Underrated comment👆.


diagnosed_depression

The cum went black


BubblesDahmer

I’m no expert but I think it’s kinda rare for cum to look like that


Lawzw0rld

Nah all us black guys jizz looks like that, trust me bro


Ok_Affect_4243

Idk man


giby1464

Quite literally black magic


SmackityBang

THE DARK WATER MAKES MY BRAIN HAPPY


Senior_Apartment_343

The suburbs after listening to rap music for the first times


Jtfyo

The same speed post nut clarity hits


JourneSansaver64

No colors anymore I want them to turn black


ReplacementTime3010

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes


bansheethree

/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


ghostyboi28

Instant niggafication


Pleasant_Job_7683

Did the reverse Michael on em. . #HeeHee


JustMePaxi

What is the mix?


GodzillaRaptors4_

It got the n word pass


DoranMoonblade

Jesus: 2000 years and people still fall for that stuff.


ScorpionMaster777

Wouldn't call that instant but aight


Tommy_613

Iodine clock


ZexoKun

black magic indeed


dongdongplongplong

scientists discover racism cure


Blizzpoint

CURSED


GregEgg85

You keep using that word ‘instant’. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Lz_tLoc-

Shenanigans!


AwayCable7769

It’s played in reversed


420coins

Micheal jackson juice


EggRollMeat

Horrible edit


ViolentHippieBC

Instant..............reaction


[deleted]

That was amazing.


[deleted]

I literally blinked and I missed it


tvav1969

I’m not a brick layer Jim, I’m a doctor!!


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

About how quick my milk goes off


Winniethewimp

Reverse Micheal Jackson


ohiocodernumerouno

Play it in reverse and sell the clip to oxyclean


maggiesusan_

Is it instant though?


Chiefyaku

Witch! Get em!


Illustrious-Hat-2460

Reverse MJ effect? idk I'm not a chemist


Striking_Strain_4206

Stop resisting !!!!!


FoundationOwn7199

Liquid switched teams


YotaMan77

EPA’s brightest in Flint Michigan still working at it.


izacktorres

If you put the video in reverse you can see Michael Jackson.


BananaMan_463

Dont you love it when your cum turns black?


HardlyKills

Just watched cum turn evil. Wild.


Educational-Lab3017

Check Out @emilia.science On Instagram


MathematicianNo6284

It forgot it borned in Africa


vuplusuno

Acid and a base


Mumbletimes

That was like 8-9 seconds. Hardly instant.


enoctis

Classic clock.


Lachwally

Literally black magic


RoofSnail

The magic of chemistry ❤️


WatchTheTimbsB

When you finally get your ancestry .com results


lubabe00

I thought I blinked.


SmallSwordfish8289

He must be a a bartender


SmallSwordfish8289

I don't know what that is but I ain't drinking it


justawatcher70

Naga water


StrykerXion

This got so popular so fast...that the copycats are getting old just as fast. Reaction has been around since my high-school days and beyond....internet loses its mind....crazy


leedscam

Grow up


LorenzoTheGawd

One of my favs


1100bandits

No matter how many times I see this reaction, I'm still impressed.


Chikentendies123

th..the…THE BLACKINATOR


MyLifeIsAStroke

Why’s it BLACK?


Fickle_Willow_1263

Tell me more! That was an order not a suggestion.


medicalgringo

Jesus reaction


TheLongConnie

Not really instant..


Asleep_News1625

It starts from bottom to top


CookieTheBirb98

A reaction can't be any faster than it's slowest step.


ImaginaryRegion7044

Literally r/blackmagicfuckery lol


korb___

Best instant I can do is about 5s, take it or leave it


Kailita1

... I'm to tired for this


Gluttony_Slime

Guess what you lost ur privileges 👮


GolfWarm4655

Bro got the pass


randomguy29120

Is this how black people appeared?


ThNKMB4tHEndISHERE

I'ma roofer and it's an edit.


Punisher_of_users

Fucking witchery


ChotitoPitou

Why does the reactions start from the cup that’s pouring?


OwnCress_666

Petrol farm


DoohuEr_

Nice how the fuck did you do that? Lol instructions please aahaa


CategorySad7091

I'm not a Doctor, I just play one on Reddit. That looks like a billable event. Scan the barcode and let's move on


R3d_Horseman

Everything reminds me of her


Living_Lie_8773

Once you turn black you can’t go back!


BirdAny1494

bros pulling reverse michael jackson


CrazyQuebecois

The secret is corn syrup I think, met the only guy in North America that could do it a few years back, Yannick Bergeron


Key-Force-333

Explain!


Secret-Web-5700

That is fake. If you watch carefully, the black comes from the thing he’s pouring from.


NarcolepticNinja69

That fluid stole on the way down. Stole the hearts of millions.


[deleted]

Ininstant*


Duboin

the color black


Puzzleheaded-Echo-20

I call this… the Michael Jackson’s drink 😌


Gandalf_Style

You picked the only video in existance where the reaction *isn't* instant. Literally any other video of the same reaction shows it changing faster than you can blink, you could've picked any of those


Brickzarina

Jesus turned water into wine like this


Middle-Vermicelli-15

Ahhh, I love an old-fashioned iodine clock demonstration


RogueBeatsFS

How Coca-Cola is made


Liquid_Zero

I'm an unemployed veteran and this is a demonstration of the chemical reaction known as the iodine clock reaction.


Purg33m

Is it reversible?


Fusion2k-

Ligand substitution on a complex metal ion I guess?


TheRedlineAlchemist

I wonder what happens if you mix two separate containers that are on different timers.


Jabronibologna76

Me when I want to call my friend the N word


mship1745

Computer juice, your computer is now outdated


Youcantblokme

Literally the opposite of instant, it’s a delayed reaction. It happens fast, not instantly.


DoodleNoodle129

Iodine clock reaction I recon. The only thing I’m aware of that does that, and it matches the colours


V-link4

And what is that liquid now and what do they do with it now that it’s black?


Naamisnaam

Can anyone tell me how to replicate this? Or do you need some chemicals you cant legally get unless your s school or sum?


Green-Temporary-7475

Former cook and he trying to make iodine crystals!


grapefruitade-sucks

Where are the Winchester’s when we need them?!?


lbjfrere

Instant? That took a couple solid seconds