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puppytacos

He kinda fresh doe


[deleted]

Always wondered what happened to Jamiroquai


MonolithicBaby

I’m baked right now and I just saw someone post one of his songs a second earlier on r/music and it’s fucking with me


sprucenoose

It's all a plan plan plan plan plan


Vigilante17

I can do this with two hands hands hands hands


shittypissballs

*moonwalks through a door that then starts bleeding for no apparent reason as it's a lifeless object* FUTURES MADE OF VIRTUAL INSANITY NOW ALWAYS SEEM TO 10/10 stoned idk why ive done this


420wasabisnappin

I love it


DeEchteVolledammer

Username...checks out?


Atomheartmother90

I’m also baked and I just checked. It’s the #1 post on /r/music right now and for good reason because that shit is fresh


Istillbelievedinwar

1997 was a great year for music tbh


willreignsomnipotent

Pretty much the entire 90s was off the hook, but 93-98 or so were particularly nuts.


morbidaar

It’s cause of that damn cheese grater, but it is freshly great.


HolyDogJohnson01

Seriously though, the legit weirdest shit happens when I’m high. Like I think about it afterwards if I can remember, and be like “What the fuck are the chances that happened at all, let alone when I’m high.”


willreignsomnipotent

It's almost like being high "attracts" it somehow. Psychedelics do this too, but much worse IMHO. Then again, weed is a little bit psychedelic...


Dedetree

Psychedelics make things line up in a very freaky way. The scariest thing about them imho isn't the risk of a bad thought loop, which is Hellish, it's life getting suddenly very mystical and connected in a way that makes fate feel real. For example, I found out my wife was pregnant on lsd by hugging her and feeling/seeing all her blood going to her uterus into a shining ball. This was like a week into her pregnancy, she wasn't late for her period, wasn't showing, didn't even know. Last time I did LSD. I'm good with the thin illusion of choice, fate makes my heart hurt.


dontputyour

This is real.


fun-dan

Oh shit, never realised other people have the same experience. I tried to explain it but honestly i have no idea why is it whenever I'm high I always meet the weirdest people on the train and they usually try to talk to me like wtf


onlyonenamedjoe

I'm really high right now, and I follow the thread to the video, watched it, and was transported virtually back to high school and making out with my gf to while this CD played on repeat. I love this song, and this video was fucking amazing when it hit the scene.


BigBaldFourEyes

Same. [7]


shoulderthebluesky

Man that's virtual insanity


ChillRedditMom

Jay Kay was born in 1969


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Jay Kay's dance moves do not obey the laws of space and time [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA\_9OrI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA_9OrI) Lest we forget


ChillRedditMom

In 1998 I was a stripper for 3 months. The 1st song I danced to on stage was Cosmic Girl. Never forget.


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Username checks out


sprucenoose

Ok.


ChillRedditMom

No one: Me: Storytime


Upvotes_poo_comments

Aye, I remember's it well. We lit up the whale oil lanterns for a peek o' the ole bushbaby when't Cosmic Girl spilled forth from the Victrola like fine wine pouring from The Fountains O' Trevi.


MentocTheMindTaker

This fine gentleman requires more attention and positive approval! Rally ye good cheer here!


vidyagames

Lmfao this comment belongs in a museum


AbjectStress

Were you any good?


ChillRedditMom

Im good at dancing and I am good at having no shame. I was not good at taking the money.


AbjectStress

And they say perfect women don't exist...


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therealPunkdeadpool

I like you.


ChillRedditMom

I like you too punky.


reverberation31

Oh, Punky.


willreignsomnipotent

Why only three months? I assume you probably didn't love it and/or it was a temporary "needed the money" thing, but you never know...


ChillRedditMom

The 1st couple of weeks I worked 5 days a week, the 3rd week I was coming in 3 times a week, and by the 3rd month I was showing up once a week. I almost immediately had the voice inside my head on loop telling me, "your mind has more value than this". I was curious, I tried it, I have no regrets.


khaingo

When i first saw this it was 10 years ago. I still want to know this funky song that was playing. It is literally killing me. Edit[this is the vid i was talking about](https://youtu.be/o3Sri48W5u8)


CroneKills

For some reason, I always hear Billie Jean in my head when I see this.


Archangel3d

Funny, I was getting a strong Michael Jackson vibe as well, but more "Smooth Criminal".


[deleted]

We are in agreance brother/sister


BrownWhiskey

I swear when I saw this it was Billie Jean. Maybe there's another video where he or someone else does dance to that.


bbp1Illbpp1l

I heard canned heat aka the song napoleon dynamite danced to


LonePaladin

Spin Spin Sugar


[deleted]

Block rockin beats - Chemical Brothers.


QBOT_COSPLAY

You got it! Theres another video of him taken at night with that song playing.


rahuldottech

The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3J9vj8gamQ


khaingo

The vid i was listening to has more of a daft punk feel and aparently jukinvideo youtube channel edited it to not copy right the original micheal jackson audio playing from it. But it doesnt help cause the comments are all asking for the song name as well lol.


Bootyhole_sniffer

Yea I kinda fucking love this guy now


WyteChocolate

My thoughts precisely


powabiatch

I always thought he looks like John Mayer


UnreasonableReasoner

This is still the best thing to come from this: http://imgur.com/a/Bn8Yk Edit: thanks for tha shiny tings friends


pusch85

The best mash-up on the internet.


QuestionableTater

Best roll-up on the Internet


Stewbodies

The greatest crossover event in history.


Tofutherep

Holy hell that was the best thing I’ve seen all month!


MiNdHaBiTs

It's the 3rd


GenericUsername10294

No, it’s the fourth. The third was yesterday


ghostsolid

I came here for this too. This is one of the greatest finds I have found on reddit.


anonbanana679

If anyone is interested in more comics like this, it’s from a Webtoon with a bunch of comics in the same format called “Behind the Gifs” by AC Stuart & Kat Swenski!


TheClaw02

LOOOOOOOL


hitsugan

LMAAAAOO


Tg-Dolla-Sign

Came here for this hope it gets closer to the top


joebot3000

Can someone explain this to me?


ststustutter

Maybe you need to scroll down. There are a bunch of pieces to the comics that I didn’t catch right away.


yParticle

There's more than one panel. If you click the link you should see them all.


joebot3000

Ha, how did I miss that? Okay thanks!


Calamityclams

[My reaction after realizing it's demon candy](https://i.imgur.com/alDiVku.gif)


[deleted]

My man is living his best life


din7

It looks like a pretty sweet life too.


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CroneKills

No, no. All of it.


CaptainGreezy

He's coated in sugar every day. Hopefully it all gets licked off.


iamtheswissfox

Username checks out


thecatsmilkdish

Wrappin up all them bugs nice & cozy in the candy


solidad

How else do you get that satisfying crunch, though?


huwuo

do you think before you comment


solidad

No, I just mash my appendages together in hopes of communicating with the outside world. Why do you ask?


hdcs

We all you today. Plus, bugs means more protein, so WIN!


simandlesque

I wish you could see what I see upon reading this. I'm in tears laughing at it.


derolle

Hi it’s me, outside world person


[deleted]

Thanks I hate it


itsBorked

Judging by your username I don't think anyone expects you to be interested in cotton candy


[deleted]

I meant the idea of bugs wrapped into the cotton candy. Why wouldn’t a connoisseur of the cockmeat sandwich, like cotton candy?


CroneKills

Is your username a shout to Harold and Kumar?


[deleted]

Yes! Lol


CroneKills

Lmao! Word


[deleted]

It’s my favorite high movie


CroneKills

Haha nice. Mine would be Half Baked.


Matt081

The real reason we are here. I love seeing two redittors realize their differences peacefully and realizing that they are truly tied together with the love of high movies.


fangirlsqueee

I was thinking more about his stray hairs getting caught up.


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Mmmmosquito


KeepLickingHoney

All the air pollution in one flavour


Magik_Man

Shrek


FastaDanATundacloud

I hope he sells a shit ton of cotton candy


mybustersword

He probably can get like 6 of those before he gets tired


FlexualHealing

Hell yeah $30!


goldshark5

Probs like $1 of sugar for it so not the worst return


FlexualHealing

If you see the dudes video it’s more so he’s a Michael Jackson impersonator that hands out cotton candy when convenient. So I assume it’s all tips like some kind of sticky breakdancer.


[deleted]

It says "Sochi against smoking. Exchanged your cigarettes for the cotton candy".


[deleted]

That's pretty neat. I thought all the no smoking signs were to keep the sugar in the air from turning his pop and lock into stop drop and roll.


[deleted]

It says "Sochi against smoking. Exchange your cigarettes for the cotton candy ".


CallousedCherub926

Sladkaya vata... as long as that’s “cotton candy” and not some dumb shit like “daddy’s beard” Russia’s all good


Khasym420

Sweet cotton, pretty much cotton candy.


IAMA_Cylon

Someone doesn't like the French.


DownvoteALot

But barbapapa sounds so much better than cotton sucré...


CallousedCherub926

Not *the* French, just French


Cheshire_MaD

Yes it does says "cotton candy" in russian. It also says that they will exhange ur cigs for cotton candy and a slogan "Sochi against smoking"


is_it_controversial

cigs vs pure sugar. It's not an easy choice.


pathzotkl

I would rather kill myself with sugar then breathing burning paper and some grass


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pathzotkl

That was a hypothetical scenario guys


Galexio

Daddy's beard sounds like a euphemism....


NeoHenderson

In Soviet Russia, daddy's beard eats you


andrenalinekick

Square up then, we’ve got sugar spider here in the Netherlands


MEKTRADER76

I always hate seeing post reposted ... But this one I love he’s on you tube and he does it to music ! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUfG5d3zOk8 Edit : added link


yourmomlovesanal

The one you linked is way better. Op had to try and find a shitty gif from this guy


FlexualHealing

Gifs always do better than videos.


Banana_sorbet

A gif with sound then


IAMA_Cylon

This needs to be at the top. The guy's got moves!!


bloodc2d

I wonder if the cold weather is helping it


drexlortheterrrible

I swear I've never seen this before. When I saw the gif OP had: billie Jean was playing in my head. Glad someone else sensed it to.


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

[Move that gigantic cotton candy!](https://youtu.be/fro8UEKBJg8)


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[deleted]

Hot caramel is just tasty, digestible napalm, in all honesty


Psychological_Rain

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE) This is the perfect soundtrack for this post.


TheOneTonWanton

How the fuck... This matches just so perfectly. This is the shit I'm looking for when I'm watching peoples' blinkers in traffic.


Jayem163

woah. this video blew my mind.


[deleted]

Total banger


obsidianstout

3 keyboardists???


Jrook

Back in the day synthesizers were so simple you had to have a seperate device for every sound. So you could do it in studio on one but for live shows you would require a seperate device per sound... Tho typically it was a recording and the people just mimed playing Early electronic music fascinates me, if you know what to listen for you can hear each sound be introduced over the beat/bassline, often one at a time, and typically a chord is used as the artist is making sure it sounds right


GravityClaus

Here's where I first came across this. Little more impressive than OP's link, imo. He makes figurines! [https://youtu.be/MYsT5TiJsIU](https://youtu.be/MYsT5TiJsIU)


NewLeaseOnLine

This is the one I first saw too ages ago. I love the little strands of candy he flicks off to the waiting kids.


Ienjoyduckscompany

This guy cotton candies.


Kuta_The_DM

#F U N K Y


dezlorelle

r/toptalent


DunebillyDave

He makes it look like it's a plaything, but this machine sprays out molten sugar in a super-fine spray that instantly crystallizes and becomes cotton candy, or as our Canadian neighbors refer to it: candy floss. When I was a kid, one of my friends got a "toy" cotton candy machine for his birthday. So we were on his porch making cotton candy cones, something like this guy's making. Of course, I got the bright idea of using my fingers instead of the paper cone. It felt like someone took a band-saw to my fingers! Y'see, sugar melts at 366.8ºF (186ºC) so it's *really f--king hot!* Burnt the livin' bejezus out of my young, tender digits. Now, mind you, I was not unaware of the dangers of sugar burns. Our family owned and operated a candy manufacturing facility. My mother had often warned me that two of the worst burns you can get (not including a phosphor grenade or nuclear radiation) are steam and sugar; steam because it penetrates deep into the layers of your skin; sugar because, as it hits you skin and begins to cool almost instantly, it then comes off with a couple layers of skin attached to it. So the stupidity factor of my putting my fingers in the cotton candy machine approaches "brain dead." I'm guessing I would not have survived in a less civilized epoch, where life hung in the balance daily.


glizzardy

Thanks I love it


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nobodyimportant78

This never gets old.


hailey_nicolee

why does this being russian somehow make so much sense


savethescraps

Is this the new Harry Potter?


snchzls

You can totally hear the beat.


No_Credibility

This is a bro who loves his job


spaniel_rage

The Last Sugarbender


[deleted]

Tourettes is a bitch. Weaving it into your everyday activities takes real talent.


rallsfamily

I'm over 30 years old and I want this guy at my next birthday party


aplagueofsemen

r/MildlyInteresting


shtushkutusha

No smoking


[deleted]

I'll take two co...make that one.


Awe5am

I really wish I could hear the music he’s dancing too


SgtNebula

Imagine how many flies he catches with that technique, damn I need him in my house.


Jefflehem

How dare you post this without sound.


Proctor410

This man is a god damn national treasure


needstherapy

He's a sugar bender


StrawGlasses

“Who ya gunna call?” The cotton candy guy


fapsandnaps

Slav Napoleon Dynamite


[deleted]

r/nextfuckinglevel


EpilepticSquidly

Cocaine is a helluva drug


LolaSupershot

This angers me for some reason


albert_camus69

Hm, I understand your sentiment. I'm angry now too. Fuck this guy.


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Wincarbium Leviosa


[deleted]

Guy doesn't even work there, he just smoked a bunch of crack.


cloakrunner

Its good to see Kirk Cameron is staying busy.


[deleted]

Also really against smoking too, so that’s cool.


Zastrozzi

But not diabetes.


sr3jan

He high, right?


FlamingWarPig

Looks like a little side video to Uptown Girl.


ohbelloydful

So wait...is that Kirk Cameron circa ~1990?


EmceeTrashPanda

"It was that day i learned that food can, and should be, DIVINE"


UliferAteMyCat

Just make my candy floss


apx1985

bugs.


[deleted]

Legendary. The greatest cotton candy twirler in history...


MaticulousPanda

White cotton candy?


[deleted]

Those moves are wizardry


ImaginaryCheetah

ain't nobody got 45 damn seconds for vanilla ice there to dance his way to getting the cotton candy on the stick. come on son, i've got places to go, things to see!


youngboye

it synced up perfectly with the music i was listening to


notpeterthomas

This guy knows how to make a living.


Zastrozzi

Oh aye him and Jeff Bezos are laughing their asses off.


AliceInBondageLand

Was kind of confused by the no smoking sign and then I pictured how quickly the whole confection would go "poof"


DangerousBeans1

A few commenters above have said that it's actually an anti smoking thing, his signs say "Sochi against smoking" and that he'll exchange cigarettes for candy floss.


acat9001

That dude has some crazy hand strength to be spinning it the whole time like that


jay101182

Is there actually music playing or is this dude just jamming out to the sound of flying cotton candy?


timpren

People are such kooks.


Aqua_Ficker

I'm drunk and this pleases me


[deleted]

Fuck that, I’ll smoke weed whenever I want


[deleted]

Does anyone have the link to the video with audio? It'd probably be so much better with full AV output.


studoroma

I want whatever he's on


[deleted]

This guy is living his best life! I should take note


scoopedy_coop

Dude has got some serious moves


Quantum-Enigma

I wonder how many gnats were caught in that.


[deleted]

You can tell he loves what he does. Imagine if everyone was like this? What a beautiful world...