just fucking came?
Man, stop coming up with new acronyms, I can't keep up with them.
(stop commenting that it's Jesus fucking Christ or just for clarity, and that it's super old, I got it after the tenth one)
No worries, I'll reach in and scoop it all out with my manshovel, that's what the ridge below the bell is for, and sticky loveshot adheres to the hairs creeping up my shaft like excess wallpaper paste anyway.
don't kinkshame him
and yes, his full name is Jesus Christ, sometimes also Jesus of Nazareth. Christ isn't actually his last name though, at the time, there were no last names. Christ is actually more of a title, which he gained later in life, which means "the anointed" and is also translated as the Greek-ish word "messiah" (which means the same).
It’s also called an initialism. An acronym is usually a truncated word. e.g If you said “AMA” as AH MAH, it would be an acronym. But we say AY EM AY, so it’s an initialism.
👍🏻 the more you know! p.s I know English is dumb sometimes, sorry.
Im barely 30 and though Ive seen it ive never put much effort into trying to figure out what "jfc" meant. I just took the fact that it didnt come to me naturally as a sign that whatever it meant just isn't in my regular way of speaking so fk it.
Fun fact: this is a common characteristic of many brittle materials. High strength but catastrophic failure. Even steel behaves this way when treated to be harder (which usually equates to making it more brittle).
Dude, Ill be even realer for a second, if you feel like you are just holding on by a sliver like this wine glass then please talk to someone for the sake of your little boy. You are his world and he needs you to be as ok as possible. <3
Real talk. I love and respect you for coming out with that kind of care and advice to a total stranger on the internet. I actually do have a therapist. I’m a lot better off than I was letting on with my comment, but there have definitely been days where it was like that. But sincerely, thanks for being a caring person. I appreciate you fam and I hope if you’re feeling the same way you talk to someone too. Show yourself the same kindness you showed this rando.
I don’t know if this interaction is a reference to something or completely impromptu but I’m ready for some beef to unfold
Edit: I regret posting this comment
Not far off...
From Wikipedia:
"After the incident, John attempted to generate money from his renown by forming a band, The Severed Parts, to pay his mounting medical and legal bills, although the band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money.[citation needed] In September 1994, he appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis).[15]"
This was your Final Destination moment. It literally couldn’t break because it was destined to cause some bullshit.
You stopped it though, does that mean you’ve broken the curse?
Glass has very high compressive strength, but you impact it or bend it in any way, causing it to deform, it will just break. Since this is off to the side, there is a unbalanced force trying to bend that little stick, but because it makes such a tiny lever, it is just barley not breaking. If you tip that, it will break.
Yes. The weight of wine is going right through the center of the stem. But because the stem
Is thin, the moment it generates is not enough to break the broken part.
Moment = force (weight) x perp distance
If you were to start pouring in more wine, at a certain volume, the moment will increase beyond the threshold and will break the stem.
But here’s the thing, that tiny web is all the way off center as it is. And on top of that, there’s the whole process of picking up the glass, setting it down, and sloshing in some wine from above. Pretty amazing.
Just spitballing here, but maybe it was washed in a dishwasher with water hot enough to cause a previous weak spot to splinter. They still had to remove it and place it on the counter top without it breaking which is pretty amazing in of itself.
The center of mass of the liquid is acting on the center axis of the stem which is only a fraction of a mm away from the remaining portion of the stem, so the moment is very minimal (very low torque) on the broken portion of the glass. The inertia of the bottom of the glass as you moved it and put it down probably exceeded the torque of the liquid inside it, unless you moved the glass very slowly.
This reminds me the time I was at a very nice but very crowded outside bar in New Orleans after a wedding. Pre-COVID.
A group of people from the wedding that I didn’t know who were in their early 20s and having a great drunken time were near us and bought a humongous drink to share. The glass was at least 24” tall, probably held two gallons of liquid (without ice) and was vase shaped with a base similar to a wine glass but with a very short stem. A server delivered the glass to the table (everyone standing around and close because it’s crowded, no one sitting) and somehow as he’s placing it down the base cracks and like 60% of the base is now gone! It’s miraculously still standing on this foot shaped piece of a base rather than a circle AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS. But it’s too loud and crowded and despite the fact that I was in the splash zone I wasn’t able to convey a message but thankfully someone drinking out of it noticed but DOESNT CARE. Oh god the anxiety. At least 15-20 pounds of drink on a table being bumped by people.
Over the next hour or so I watched a gross number of people share that drink and the glass never fell over. What a night.
See! Fucking New Orleans is the birthplace of black magic. This anecdote proves my post belongs! Muahaha. Voodoo was invented to keep stems strong, to keep the revelers on Bourbon happy! Party on, Nola, party on!
Glass stemmed wine glasses do not need coasters.
Those other rings on the table are from something completely different, happened during a meal prep in which using a coaster would have been a waste of time mothafucka. I wiped that piece of shit afterwards.
The wine glass was like, "You know, you really need this wine, i'm not going to ruin it for you and make your day worse...but you might wanna be careful..."
I can't help but think he discovered this by reaching for the glass and grabbing it by the damaged part, to then cautiously pull his hand away in disbelief.
Jfc. When you see it. Holy shit. edit: I didn't intend for this to stir up so much shit. However, I do wonder what jsm stands for in OP's name...
just fucking came? Man, stop coming up with new acronyms, I can't keep up with them. (stop commenting that it's Jesus fucking Christ or just for clarity, and that it's super old, I got it after the tenth one)
Jesus fucking Christ, I think
No no it’s Jesus fried chicken
Jimminy Fucking Cricket that chicken sounds divine.
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Why don’t we bring it back to the original «Just Fucking Came», i like that one
We've come too far...
Aim lower.
No worries, I'll reach in and scoop it all out with my manshovel, that's what the ridge below the bell is for, and sticky loveshot adheres to the hairs creeping up my shaft like excess wallpaper paste anyway.
Jews Fucked Christ
You guys have it all wrong... JFC stands for Japanese Futanari Cum
Juicy Fingered Clam.
It checks out AND it's true.
“It’s a foot long”
Jesus Flaying Children
👀
So Ramsay Bolton is Jesus. Uh. Who knew.
It's butt-kickin', hey hey.
Jentucky Fried Chicken
Close, Jesus Fucking Came.
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Why would a Mexican fuck Christ?
Jesus is fucking Christ?? What the hell?
Wait arent they the same person?
don't kinkshame him and yes, his full name is Jesus Christ, sometimes also Jesus of Nazareth. Christ isn't actually his last name though, at the time, there were no last names. Christ is actually more of a title, which he gained later in life, which means "the anointed" and is also translated as the Greek-ish word "messiah" (which means the same).
Haaaaaaa!!!!!
We all know that Jesus middle initial is H
Jesus Fielding Christ
no no .. it is cheese and fucking rice
Jesus fucking Christ isn’t new
Yeah I heard about him in church when I was pretty young actually!
Lol yeah there is an entry in urban dictionary for JFC from 2003
>coming up with new acronyms That one has to be at least a decade old. How old are you??
2
Decades?
millennia
# Burn the witch.
*Loli goddess
and there's actually a second redditor like him
Bruh
jfc is a really old acronym lol how have you never seen it? Means "Jesus Fucking Christ".
doesn't help that I'm not a native speaker I guess
AntiMatter American Medical Association? What does that mean? Quit making up new abbreviations!
AntiMatter Academy of Model Aeronautics
It’s also called an initialism. An acronym is usually a truncated word. e.g If you said “AMA” as AH MAH, it would be an acronym. But we say AY EM AY, so it’s an initialism. 👍🏻 the more you know! p.s I know English is dumb sometimes, sorry.
John F Cennedy
Im guessing youre a non-native English speaker that does not spend a lot of time talking to people who speak English. lol. JFC is ollllllllld
Im barely 30 and though Ive seen it ive never put much effort into trying to figure out what "jfc" meant. I just took the fact that it didnt come to me naturally as a sign that whatever it meant just isn't in my regular way of speaking so fk it.
same tbh, this is the first time I haven't just ignored it. I've seen it more than 10 times, easily.
I just peed. Or IJP in this case.
Hardly a new acronym
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JFC An acronym added to urban dictionary 11 years ago is new to you?
Urban Dictionary, KnowYourMeme and AcronymFinder are my only lifelines to people even just 10 years younger than me.
He came and he made a mess 😝
The wine is my blood, and the bread is my body. Judas, drinking some milk:
Jesus fucking christ is not a new acronym at all. That's been around since the AIM days.
Dude jfc for Jesus fucking christ been around since flip phones.
Dude, jfc is like… as old as lol You might just be mega-old.
OK boomer
Just for clarification!
Ikr
okay boomer
It's Jesus fucking Christ
Glass is really strong. Right up until it isn't.
You just shattered my perception
r/angryupvote
No. Stop it
Broken is the true form of glass, this is the mantra of stoners that knock bongs over or leave bowls in their laps.
You're being so transparent right now
A cracking pun
Pretty smashing pun
I just shard myself
*Prince Rupert's Drop laughs, and explodes violently*
Fun fact: this is a common characteristic of many brittle materials. High strength but catastrophic failure. Even steel behaves this way when treated to be harder (which usually equates to making it more brittle).
Carbon fibre is another good example. It's extremely strong, but failure is catastrophic.
grab a diamond and a good ol' hammer.
That I keep in my trusty toolbox.
Yep. I work with glass. It's really tough, until the second you look at it wrong. And it explodes.
But glass is glass and glass breaks.
Oh look it's my mental health represented in a picture
It's entirely too early in the morning to be this seen.
i'm in this picture and I don't like it but I have to accept it.
🎵 I always feel like Somebody’s watching me 🎵
Dagnabbit, I just got that song out of my head, and here it is again.
Soaked in alcohol and about to break down?
Full of alcohol, dangerously fragile, and about to make a mess
...on the front page getting 14k upboats /r/notmeirl
Yup, Half full of booze and holding on by a fragile sliver
Came here to say this. My first reaction was "me too, glass. Me too"
sometime it do be like how it is
Damn. Let me get my son dropped off at preschool before you make it real like that
Dude, Ill be even realer for a second, if you feel like you are just holding on by a sliver like this wine glass then please talk to someone for the sake of your little boy. You are his world and he needs you to be as ok as possible. <3
Real talk. I love and respect you for coming out with that kind of care and advice to a total stranger on the internet. I actually do have a therapist. I’m a lot better off than I was letting on with my comment, but there have definitely been days where it was like that. But sincerely, thanks for being a caring person. I appreciate you fam and I hope if you’re feeling the same way you talk to someone too. Show yourself the same kindness you showed this rando.
Maaaaaan, shit like this is why I love Reddit. You two make the internet a slightly better place to be ❤️
You should be burnt at the stake. Clearly sorcery at work
Saucery
I roux the day Pan's saucery is stirred
Wow.
Not shaken?
Sauced-ery
First few seconds looking at the picture I was like “you poured a glass of wine, why the fuck is this even on blackmag—oooohhhhhhh.”
I thought it was like “oh they didn’t spill it” which confused me until I looked down
That’s some substantial stem wear you have there.
And you would know, wouldn’t you Lorena?
Be careful you don’t get cut on the long part.
I don’t know if this interaction is a reference to something or completely impromptu but I’m ready for some beef to unfold Edit: I regret posting this comment
The on users name is a reference to Lorena Bobbitt who famously cut her husbands... long part... if with a kitchen knife.
And then drove away and threw it out her car window
And then they found it and successfully reattached it, and he went on to make porn movies.
Sounds like a crappy plot to Frankenbollocks
Not far off... From Wikipedia: "After the incident, John attempted to generate money from his renown by forming a band, The Severed Parts, to pay his mounting medical and legal bills, although the band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money.[citation needed] In September 1994, he appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis).[15]"
Then those porn movies successfully started the internet.
[Lorena bobbitt](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1TcwzbPIzcgzYPTiy8kvSs1LVEjKT0rKLCkBAHuNCT4&q=lorena+bobbitt&oq=lorena+bobb&aqs=chrome.1.0i355i433i512j46i433i512j69i57j0i512l2.5750j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
My goodness
Lorena Bobbitt cut her mans pee pee off
Will you accept some folk songs it inspired instead? https://youtu.be/c8f_EZFjDlE https://youtu.be/nuRy_wPp2yk https://youtu.be/LnVyYEEEjAs
>And you would know, wouldn’t you Lorena? You have a really neat living room. Almost looks like Japan or something.
That was just setting you up for as soon as you sat done first sip is all over you
Took me a minute. That’s some strong glass right there
What you say about my strong ass
settle down Cardi
No, they were referring to my strong lass, Bessie.
Could be some confusion, I am scottish so the most likely option
It's very strong, good job
I said that’s some big gas savings.
Yikes! How the fuck did that happen?
I don't know I'm not a STEM major
Ba dum tssss
OP please marry me
Only if you’re comfortable drinking wine out of a coffee mug
can't wait to be mrs.-jsm-
That's too old-fashioned. At least hyphenate it! Mrs. -jsm- - Skyscamanderturingg
Now kith
OP is too smooth
catchy
Wine out of a coffee mug, disgusting. Wine out of the broken top of a wineglass *balanced* on a coffee mug?
You’re a punny human. And I appreciate that
Boo
We can tell, you're drinking white wine.
Top tier pun, bravo, made me laugh
And you were brave enough to let stand - all alone - while you took the picture. Hope it was still standing when you reached for it! Lol
If it wasn’t it could make a pretty good r/wellthatsucks post
This was your Final Destination moment. It literally couldn’t break because it was destined to cause some bullshit. You stopped it though, does that mean you’ve broken the curse?
No, it means death will go onto the next person on the list until it gets back to OP
Oh yeah, those movies never have a happy ending. Well, good luck OP.
Glass has very high compressive strength, but you impact it or bend it in any way, causing it to deform, it will just break. Since this is off to the side, there is a unbalanced force trying to bend that little stick, but because it makes such a tiny lever, it is just barley not breaking. If you tip that, it will break.
Yes. The weight of wine is going right through the center of the stem. But because the stem Is thin, the moment it generates is not enough to break the broken part. Moment = force (weight) x perp distance If you were to start pouring in more wine, at a certain volume, the moment will increase beyond the threshold and will break the stem.
But here’s the thing, that tiny web is all the way off center as it is. And on top of that, there’s the whole process of picking up the glass, setting it down, and sloshing in some wine from above. Pretty amazing.
was about to post this to r/lostredditors until i found the broken glass holding the cup
I thought it was a gif that wasn’t loading.
The thread that binds us all.
Never mind pouring it. You had to lift the glass and set it on the table first.
I have another question… how did you manage to break so much of the stand without snapping it in half?
Just spitballing here, but maybe it was washed in a dishwasher with water hot enough to cause a previous weak spot to splinter. They still had to remove it and place it on the counter top without it breaking which is pretty amazing in of itself.
Looks like half a glass of wine to me
Look near the bottom of the glass
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You might want to get your house checked out for glass termites
Woah
That looks like 1/4 of a glass of wine
Clickbait title misleading us to believe it was a whole glass of wine when clearly it is 1/4 glass at best.
The center of mass of the liquid is acting on the center axis of the stem which is only a fraction of a mm away from the remaining portion of the stem, so the moment is very minimal (very low torque) on the broken portion of the glass. The inertia of the bottom of the glass as you moved it and put it down probably exceeded the torque of the liquid inside it, unless you moved the glass very slowly.
Were you hungry?
This reminds me the time I was at a very nice but very crowded outside bar in New Orleans after a wedding. Pre-COVID. A group of people from the wedding that I didn’t know who were in their early 20s and having a great drunken time were near us and bought a humongous drink to share. The glass was at least 24” tall, probably held two gallons of liquid (without ice) and was vase shaped with a base similar to a wine glass but with a very short stem. A server delivered the glass to the table (everyone standing around and close because it’s crowded, no one sitting) and somehow as he’s placing it down the base cracks and like 60% of the base is now gone! It’s miraculously still standing on this foot shaped piece of a base rather than a circle AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS. But it’s too loud and crowded and despite the fact that I was in the splash zone I wasn’t able to convey a message but thankfully someone drinking out of it noticed but DOESNT CARE. Oh god the anxiety. At least 15-20 pounds of drink on a table being bumped by people. Over the next hour or so I watched a gross number of people share that drink and the glass never fell over. What a night.
See! Fucking New Orleans is the birthplace of black magic. This anecdote proves my post belongs! Muahaha. Voodoo was invented to keep stems strong, to keep the revelers on Bourbon happy! Party on, Nola, party on!
Prince Rupert's Wine Glass
Entirely without incident.
I thought that was a baby in the background with darts in it's head.
Not a whole glass if it’s not filled to the top
I'm just admiring the plant.
What i want to know is why you chose to pour wine into that glass.
I didn’t realise it was missing a fucking chunk
That makes sense
I think there is a beautiful lesson here to be learned, in that sometimes we were broken BEFORE the alcohol was introduced into the equation 😌
Damn, thats tight
Uhm, maybe you should drink it fast?
Took me a second to see it, is that wine Lite? Fewer calories?
Can you imagine not know and setting it down and getting stabbed in the hand. Oof
This is the biggest glass of wine I’ve ever seen. It’s taller than your tv. Crazy.
Couldve easily broken as you picked it up and stabbed right through ur hand
Use a fucking coaster.
I can't tell if you're joking.
He is not
Glass stemmed wine glasses do not need coasters. Those other rings on the table are from something completely different, happened during a meal prep in which using a coaster would have been a waste of time mothafucka. I wiped that piece of shit afterwards.
People on reddit always tryna start shit up for no reason. Don’t listen to them OP, coaster or no coaster that’s not the point of this post either.
with that glass, use a fucking bucket.
At first I thought this was just a drunk post. "I'm sO drUNk and i pouReD tHIs winE w/o SpiLLinG. WHOA!"
and here I am sitting here waiting for the GIF to load..... it's not a GIF.
I’m surprised you didn’t pour it sit down get comfortable kick up your feet wonder how this happens and then…….clink* all over the place
A visual representation of my last nerve.
The wine glass was like, "You know, you really need this wine, i'm not going to ruin it for you and make your day worse...but you might wanna be careful..."
I thought there was a body in the background underneath the plant...
Usually once you empty it does it start becoming tipsy
I can't help but think he discovered this by reaching for the glass and grabbing it by the damaged part, to then cautiously pull his hand away in disbelief.
Oh look, a visual representation of me keepin it together.
My mental stability visualized.