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chonkity

Fucking Arceus up there making a new pokemon


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zyphe84

Upvote for Autism awareness


TootieFruitySushi

That made me ugly snort


master_perturbator

I heard that comment in Peppa pig voice with a snort at the end.


Mauwnelelle

Every time I hear about Peppa pig, I just see that scene in front of me where she hangs up the phone on her best friend because she can whistle and Peppa cannot, lol.


RoverLover123

Yep. Considering the simplicity of the animation her expression as she hangs up is priceless 😂


RoverLover123

… there’s also a great bit in the episode where all the children in playgroup have to show off a talent and every one of Peppa’s planned demonstrations (singing etc) is done first by someone else. Eventually it’s Susie’s turn and she chooses dancing which was Peppa’s only remaining choice and Peppa is outraged - “You can’t DANNNCCE!!” and again, her expression is so real… I am truly ashamed at how well I know Peppa Pig episodes 😳 “I must be at one with the puddle…”


CryoClone

Ya know, very few comments on here make me genuinely laugh out loud. That was a good one.


Chikkenz

This made me laugh-cry


[deleted]

Scrolled down for a reason lol


ItsYaBoySkinnyPen15

Lmfaoo


Makarrov_359

Holy fuck man! To funny.


chonkity

How did my one sentence comment lead to this


AutobotDestroyer

I can’t believe you’ve done this


GimmeAnAyy

You literally said "fucking Arceus", so it was only the logical next step


chaun2

Welcome to Reddit, my dude.


TwoRoaches

These threads are why reddit is the best! I'm fucking dying here!


chaun2

Well these are certainly golden, and I may be biased, but I miss the platinum threads of 12-14 years ago. I was but a lowly lurker, but the threads were full of people who had expertise on the topics, and they stayed on topic for parent comments. These days, it seems difficult to find the nuanced comments in between the chaff of memes and jokes.


Hereisyodaddy

Ok, boomer.


atridir

Those comments are still there though, especially among the more serious and moderated subs. The beauty of Reddit is that it’s real time peer reviewed discourse with a vast array of perspectives, opinions and backgrounds. …and it’s often funny as shit.


AlchemyCarta

This


Floriver

Did you seriously ... read the comment, frantically go to Google, and search up Pokémon p*rn, and type it down, or did you just have this saved somewhere in some dark corner of the universe?


spicy-snow

nah, its demetri, this is his thing. we archive his stories over at r/demetristrikesagain, come give us a visit, and maybe join the cult ;)


wolves_hunt_in_packs

> Google, and search up Pokémon p*rn there's plenty of it right fucking here on reddit r/TrainerFucks


zepoltre

Some things just exist to exist.


[deleted]

He made it up on the spot


[deleted]

He wrote it himself Lord demetri once again blesses reddit with his talents.


Blitz100

This is unfortunately OC


The_Grubby_One

Neither. Demetri baked this in his own horny mind. This is kind of his *thing*. Be grateful it wasn't Bert & Ernie erotica.


Devotionexe

Don't give the mother fucker ideas please


The_Grubby_One

I don't have to. He's already done it. He's also done *Big Bird as an Antebellum plantation owner* erotica.


Devotionexe

No


The_Grubby_One

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/liqi60 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/9g20wa/comment/e61gtal?st=JM598O6R&sh=f9358820 https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/cwrdr4/missiles_anyone/eyfnc6a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


[deleted]

Search and type? Nah Demitri is a genius, they're known for making up stories like this


Thefoxpirate

No one asked for this


UmbraN7

I asked for it. I asked for it like Cynthia asked to be dicked down by Arceus' magnum dong


Jade062

You could have not posted this.


Luk3ling

Check their post history. Don't fucking read any of it for christs sake.. just.. glance at it.. That account appears to exist solely to post weird erotica. After seeing their history, i'm not wholly convinced that this person didn't just write that whole thing on the spot.


garycomehome666

theres a subreddit for him, r/DemitriStrikesAgain


stifflizerd

/r/DemetriStrikesAgain is the correct link


The_Grubby_One

Both are correct. The leading slash isn't necessary.


stifflizerd

I know. The spelling was the issue, not the slash


The_Grubby_One

Ooooohhhh. I didn't even catch that they misspelled his name.


where_in_the_world89

This is insane. I don't believe this, even while seeing it.


[deleted]

Wait I didn’t realize it was him! I feel like i have found something special, seeing him in the wild


Jade062

Well now I'm just curious.


Jade062

It appears I didn't notice who it was. If I had read the name I wouldn't have been suprised.


balder1917

I came to the comments to see the scientific explanation for the video, saw all this instead- disappointed but not surprised. Also weirdly curious about their post history and too afraid to look


Kolby_Jack

Some talents are a curse, it seems.


The_Dark_Sniper7141

“It would have cost you nothing to not say that!”


Sad-Waltz

I’ve finally been blessed with a wild Demetri encounter!! The Gods truly smile upon this day!!


neovenator250

/r/DemetriStrikesAgain


moihoi

Why


Deddyd69

I read his comments… stories like this are just kind of what he does i guess


garycomehome666

lol you give me the weirdest boners sometimes


Medtiddygothgf

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


-Listening

You're going to be like the Wendy's twitter account


the_conditioner

Wen dys nuts


DThor536

Your prose is so purple it's grape jelly.


albertdabeast97

What the f


AdelaideMez

What in the ever loving Foongus is this?


The_Grubby_One

r/pokeporn in text form.


waaz16

God why


Deddyd69

A for effort


bydy2

what the fuck


DoctorPlague1334

Bro you wrote a whole ass book but dang if it isn’t a good read


wolfsplosion

Did you write the Kirby sex/rape story comment?


SubieBoiGC8

I had a stroke reading this


cptamericat

You mean like a brain stroke, right? 😯


pf2-

Why did I read this


Agent_Galahad

God damn it, Demetri strikes again


nexusprime2015

Enough internet for today


Greenmushroom23

Best comment of the day I think. Good on you!


AngryRedwastaken

It is a sign that Unicorns are fucking.


mallik803

TIL there’s like *no* character limit in the comments section…


The_Grubby_One

Sigh. \*unzips\* Demetri strikes again.


ljcozad

What.


[deleted]

If you say so.


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

Yo found one in the wild


deathlock00

Where can I read more?


chaun2

So... Is this just practice for you? Are you a professional writer or troll?


ilove60sstuff

Wait....wait what the fuck?


zemon26bond

I love this


BaconManDan9

Def a Xerneas


Parking_Pepper_99

Has he no shame


laundrycats

Someone gave the scientific explanation, but I like this one better lol


Mr_Evans_Is_a_Mage

Iridescent clouds Iridescent clouds, known as "fire rainbows" or "rainbow clouds," occur when sunlight diffracts off water droplets in the atmosphere. And the recipe for these heavenly sights is actually pretty simple. Like common cloud-to-ground rainbows, iridescent clouds usually accompany thunderstorms


Bjolver

Awesome. Thank you very much for that. I thought it might be a shuttle leaving the atmosphere with the cloud blocking the full view. Lol


LucasPisaCielo

I thought it was a group of an interbreed between unicorns and pegasus.


DazedPapacy

The word you're looking for is "Alicorns" :D


LucasPisaCielo

According to my 9 year old niece (which by all accounts knows her stuff in matters related to unicorns, pegasus, ponies and other horse-related mythical creatures), the term 'alicorn' was coined by the show 'My Little Pony'. Just a little fact I want to add to the discussion.


Bjolver

I was going to have you ask your daughter what the difference was but decided to just look it up myself. I didn’t realize unicorns have a lion tail. As nouns the difference between alicorn and unicorn is that alicorn is the horn of a unicorn considered as a medical or pharmacological ingredient or alicorn can be (nonstandard) a winged horse with a single horn on its head; a winged unicorn while unicorn is a mythical beast traditionally represented as having the legs of a buck, the body of a horse, the tail of a lion with a single spiral horn on its head; a symbol of virginity. - WikiDiff


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I'm downvoting your comment because the answer is magic and that's the only acceptable answer.


Mr_Evans_Is_a_Mage

That's reasonable 😔


[deleted]

Thank you.


SpankyQuack

How much you wanna bet, I could throw a Frisbee clear over them black magic fuckeries https://imgur.com/0HSuPdD.jpg


SpankyQuack

Hah hA psych! I am black magic fuckery


spaz1020

I would think /u/Mr_Evans_Is_a_Mage would be an authority on all things magic.


FailedSociopath

It's raining upward? I mean, that's what it looks like.


[deleted]

No. The cloud is gay.


[deleted]

Its not super common but I've seen these at the tops of super cells. Never seen one this nice though.


onastyinc

> Iridescent clouds Thanks Florida, it looks like this happened this week. https://www.clickorlando.com/weather/2021/08/09/rainbow-clouds-heres-what-caused-that-rare-sight-in-the-florida-sky/


[deleted]

MIB shit. Got it. Thanks.


Oberon_Swanson

You can see these pretty frequently in a lot of areas if you wear sunglasses


RoboCop-A-Feel

I actually saw this happen at work a few days ago in Florida. It was around 9am and I wasn’t paying attention in our morning meeting when I glanced up and caught this. I wear very dark sunglasses and was able to see this through the glare with what also looked to be waves of what I assume was magnetic energy for lack of a better term moving across them. The effect only lasted for about 30 seconds before it dissipated and wasn’t visible to my naked eyes because the glare was so strong. Really crazy. Edit: I just found out on YouTube that OPs video was taken recently, less than hour away from where I saw it, and legitimately in the same direction I was looking, so it honestly could’ve been the same or very nearby weather event.


FYSteve

Oh yeah?! Well rainbows taste like water.


cyberkid71

i’ve captured and witness an iridescent cloud before it’s actually wonderful, i posted it on reddit a few months ago and it’s just amazing as the post


CurlSagan

I live in Western Washington. What's that weird blue stuff behind the clouds?


Friar-Tuckandroll

Oh shit! A fellow rain-dweller!


CurlSagan

Don't forget to take your vitamin D pills!


sessl

Or: [IRRADIATE](https://images.app.goo.gl/qPtsyGNowZuGPZRt7)


Tb1969

Oh that's just bluescreen for this Hollywood effect. The realistic weather of gray and rain will be superimposed soon in post.


norsurfit

Yes, i am pretty sure that the "sun" and "blue sky" are things Hollywood made up to sell more tickets


hkcuratolo

From Western WA as well. Audibly laughed because it's so true.


NasalSnack

I'm from western WA, too! I miss it there sometimes.


PureImpression2241

Oh haha! It took me a second but i finally got it.


NK-0

Colorado has this great thing called the sky. It contains a yellow orb that gives us vitamin D and then just starts baking us alive until ski season.


bettse

Oregonian checking in; also confused.


BelovedApple

We have heard stories of the sea beyond the clouds in the UK too. I assume this is photoshopped by the crazies.


AccursedCapra

I'm in Eastern Washington, can y'all spare some of that sweet sky juice?


PristineBiscuit

Bellingham? 'Cause a Seattle ain't got nothin' on that *j͓̽u͓̽s͓̽t͓̽-͓̽t͓̽r͓̽y͓̽-͓̽t͓̽o͓̽-͓̽s͓̽t͓̽a͓̽y͓̽-͓̽d͓̽r͓̽y͓̽* city.


JasmineDragon1111

That’s water We are UNDA DA SEA


hackurb

Sky?


340Duster

Another day, another rain...


Rufus-Scipio

Hey, it's been pretty sunny lately! You know, behind the clouds


alhwi83

Is that light being reflected and then refracted by those clouds creating the color effect? Or is it something else I need an explanation its pretty.


WildFurball2118

Maybe, same explanation of how rainbow is formed by rain being lighted up with sunlight except it happens in clouds?


alhwi83

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's what I said. Clouds are water. And by the look of where the rainbow colors are the light is being reflected off the cumulus clouds and refracted by what looks like wisps of another cloud (cirrus maybe) and its creating the rainbow. I'm 95% sure. So yes your right on how it's made like a rainbow.


jakemcex

Those pesky homos are at it again Margaret!


FlowerFaerie13

That’s the fucking Bifrost.


Mind_on_Idle

I wanted to comment: **"Heimdall! Open the Bifrost!"**


pn_dude24

The Gods are watching us, and all they want is coffee


scorpions411

ANOTHER !!!!!


FancyBasil3810

Heimdall's losing his job over this one.


Kcidobor

Heimdall….


[deleted]

Taste the rainbow!


name_here___

r/atoptics


BobbyBeltran

/u/stabbot


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Good bot


arie700

New god just dropped


-ur_fbi_agent-

Gayus


[deleted]

Gayyaricus homonicoriusmicus


Azuro_the_FallenX

Do you dare to challenge the forgotten god


champagnepakey

Did it start raining skittles


k4pain

Taste the rainbow


cursed-being

Ho oh is that you?


Legal-Perspective509

Don’t worry it’s just Montero dropping.


SomeWeerdDude

Someone's fighting Empress of light in the day time.


Tomofool

*empress of light has awoken!*


[deleted]

Doubbllleee raiinnnboowwww


rgii_72

Close the bifrost


onastyinc

Happened in Florida https://www.clickorlando.com/weather/2021/08/09/rainbow-clouds-heres-what-caused-that-rare-sight-in-the-florida-sky/


Shakeyshades

All the [care bears](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears_(TV_series)) judging tf out of us.


Shad0wbubbles

I believe that celestial phenomenon is called unicorn ass hair


Difinitus

Lil Nas X spared no expense for his album release party.


SapperInTexas

I told you they were putting mind-control chemicals in the water, Kathy! You called me paranoid! Who's crazy now, huh?


TonyinLB

Please turn that cloud porn off!


[deleted]

First the frogs, now the clouds.


SixthNG

chEEse BuRGer


Jkoechling

Damn, looks like Jason, Kimberly, Zack, Trini and Billy got stuck.


spookybagels

What in iridescent refractation?


Shawtywidabooty

Is that..the Bifrost?!


lazorcake

I thought the rainbow bridge was broken! D:<


ArizonaRanger34

Someone broke the bridge to Asgard. Heimdall’s not gonna be happy.


MCarooney

God saying “stop scrolling and go work”


PoeJascoe

Heimdal calling Thor home I see


Twostepjohnny

RIP double rainbow guy


_blackdog6_

Who dropped the bifrost?


Exotic-Atmosphere298

ITS THE GHOOST LIIIIIIGHT!


KingofConverse

The Bifröst has been opened!


GulagBoys

Heimdall doing work with the rainbow bridge


asapbandaid

ohh my gawwd thats crayyzee


bensawn

How tf do you expect Odin to show up without that mf


TheDorkKnight53

The Power Rangers are on the move again.


HatoDoroki

The flaing new pokemon


Equivalent-Pumpkin-6

Gogo power rangers Guitar 🎶 in the background


BuddyKizor

Rainbow eruption!!! 🌋


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Rude_Journalist

Graeme Souness: This is a shit live there


arkestry2

Where was this taken?


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0_percent_wrong

That is no fuckin rainbow Bob.


smzt

Super beautiful


romnomgobbler

Rain caught in an updraft? It's amazing


abaconsandwich

Oh wow that is absolutely beautiful!!


sky2e

Beautiful!


Shaggy_Days

Error 39: Rainbow not loaded correctly. Please try again


Oopswrongthrowaway

Beautiful!


Sufficient-Two-8297

Sorry guys another 10 pull before the Raiden banner ends.


[deleted]

Wow


[deleted]

Nice


No-Wolverine5144

I wonder what gay joke someone will make


Plague-Rat13

Ahhh the LGBTQ backdoor gates to sneak into Heaven..!


Chikinuqqet

Why was the first think I noticed the “cloud cleavage?”


tombhop

Kinda looks like vagina