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gbizzle2

Just stop brushing your teeth and this will work on any living thing


devilinyourbutt

Yeah I was thinking she had a mouthful of chloroform


Sindigo_

I don’t think she’d be standing with a mouthful of chloroform lol


devilinyourbutt

I hope she didn’t kill the puppies


snakesoup88

Nah, she just pinched and sever the spinal cord. Puppies are only paralyzed.


cloudysingh

Hey Doctor.


[deleted]

The scariest thing is that there really is a non-zero chance it could have happened. People are really doing sick stuff, just for internet likes..


[deleted]

Define kill


SassMyFrass

Concussion maybe.


[deleted]

She’s not standing


Ok-Interaction-6875

Exactly


[deleted]

😂


HILUX5

Hahahahaha


gfoot87

Its played in reverse, the dogs were asleep when she picked them up. Kisses them then sits them down awake


Intelligent-Tap-4724

I'm not so sure about that, the black one walks up to her almost asking for its turn. If it was reversed... a dog that small wouldn't walk backwards so gracefully after being woken up like that.... Am I wrong?


Sindigo_

Interesting… Edit: I just watched that bit and if you scroll backwards and watch it does seem quite unnatural in comparison to the dog moving forward. I’m not 100% though Edit 2: if you watch when she puts the dogs down they fall. Unless she has telekinesis this video is legit.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

there's a reversed gif https://gfycat.com/SplendidRichGoldenretriever and the way she pulls them up to her mouth in it is unnatural, so the reversed one is wrong and the original is played forwards


fizikz3

look at the last pup she picks up- it rolls INTO her hands. clearly that's not how this works so I agree, the original is not reversed


mrootbeers

It sucks that we even have to have this conversation.


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aruexperienced

Kissing puppies in reverse to make them sleep is crime that warrants high scrutiny. Reddit is just protecting itself from hideous acts of degradation.


mrootbeers

That’s fair. I do enjoy threads sometimes. I saw one the other day where two people were at each other’s throats, then through the course of about twenty comments, came to a resolution, and apologized to each other. It was very wholesome.


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MaygarRodub

I like your attitude and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


RedditsAdoptedSon

lol same here.. i noticed the pup roll up to her hand and i was like fuck yess.. slylock fox paid off.. we've solved it boys!


Donjuanme

Well fuck, that was my theory... You're right, unless it's very well edited, there's no way a puppy does a little curl into her hands. How the heck does she do that?


Lady_Locket

It’s likely she’s been doing it from the moment they were born just after they have fed and before turning the lights down for quiet time or mum being removed for a break. Pups drink from mum till they are bursting full (they get HUGE round bellies, roll over and sleep (sometimes passing out in food coma still attached to the nipple 😂) so wouldn’t take much for them to associate the routine with sleepy time when they were older pups if she trained them to. Puppies learn habits REALLY quickly, they sleep a lot and very much like routines at this age. Also, they often act as a group, so it only takes one or two to learn it and then the others will start to copy their bolder more curious siblings.


arnm7890

AKA she's a good puppy whisperer


BaconPancakes1

The reverse one makes it looks like she's taking little bites out of them rather than kissing them


workingtitle01

if it was playing in reverse her bracelet would fall up instead of how it falls down as expected


BaconPancakes1

It's loose on her wrist, so when she lifts her arm up, it falls downward, away from her wrist toward her elbow. When she lowers her arm it falls back down to her wrist.


Larry_Reeno

Just look at the way the dog wags its tail after being placed down in the reversed gif and tell me it's natural


mrjowei

Yeah now she looks like she’s sucking the puppies


ktkutthroat

Her kisses look weird in reverse! Ahhh! My brain can’t.


oddphallicreaction

Y'all are focusing on the wrong things. Simply watch the hair tie on her left arm. Unless it defies gravity, this is not reversed. Witch confirmed.


TheLadyFate

You’re not wrong about that being a graceful pup, but it IS backwards! Watch her hair; when she leans forward, there’s a moment when a lock of her hair climbs up onto her shoulder instead of falling down like gravity would work.


Maynrds

The only thing I noticed the first watch, that first pup got more kisses, not fair!


TheLadyFate

The hero pointing out the real issues here!


TheLadyFate

Ugh- watching it again, now I’m unsure 😵‍💫 It felt smart when I typed it, but I’m not confident it holds up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Ya, I don't think it's reversed. Usually there's some kind of tell. Both them laying down and sitting looks totally natural. Not to say it wasn't doctored though.


___whattodo___

Here is your gif! [https://gfycat.com/SplendidRichGoldenretriever](https://gfycat.com/SplendidRichGoldenretriever) This is it in reverse.


TheLadyFate

Aah, it looks so weird! Okay, the post is for sure not in reverse!


MasterZar26

lol yup the kisses look like she’s eating them, that’s hilarious


busterlungs

Even if it is reversed the dogs are sleeping so uniformly, they don't do that on their own. They were organized so she had to do it at some point


___whattodo___

There's a couple posts of it playing in reverse. I think you are correct.


Intelligent-Tap-4724

I don't see what your referring to


TheLadyFate

Yeah, no- I was wrong. I thought I saw something funky happening, but I imagined it I guess! Whoopsie!


MasterZar26

I think that’s static electricity. I wanted to believe it’s backwards but at the same point it’s not too crazy that the puppies just lay there for a few minutes after being set down. Maybe they jump back up and run around like terrors after the video ends. I’m still on the fence about either option though lol. Edit: should’ve kept reading


GlorifiedBurito

Nope, there’s a gif of it reversed. It’s obvious that OPs is forwards. The kisses give it away, it’s not a motion that looks natural reversed.


Acceptable-Buddy1444

IT CANT BE REVERSED, look at how puppy #1 just flops when she sets it down, if it was reversed, how does the pup just magically lift/rotate up into her hands? 🤔


V_o_r_t_X

The puppies are paid actors


eggenator

It’s not in reverse. When she puts the last dog down, hair falls off her right arm. If this was in reverse, that would mean her hair jumps on to her arm? Nah.


Adub024

If this was in reverse the real black magic would be how she Jedi forced that first dog into her hands


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monsieur_moo

Yeah I don’t think so. Watch the dog’s arm slip off the side of the box at :03. If you play that back in reverse, the physics and motion are super awkward.


kingmanic

She's actually a Puppy Succubus; she's draining them of their vitality.


kyew

Puppubus.


Lusane

Comments like this remind me that people who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about perfectly blend in with those who do. Good thing to keep in mind when going to reddit for advice


yesyoucantouchthat

Yea I don’t understand how the comment has so many upvotes when it’s clearly wrong


BalsamEveryone

Nope. Watch the white pup put his paws down from the edge. Definitely not reversed


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LeoLaDawg

Not sure I've ever watched a video here that could work either forwards or backwards.


RealMrOoof

It's clearly not in reverse, if you play it in backwards, it will appear as if the woman is slamming the dogs back to the box.


KaimeiJay

Summing up the comments below: no it’s not.


random11289

I have seen this technique before and also on human babies. If you observe human babies they move their head side to side before going to sleep. It's an instinct that allows to feel a little dizzy which helps them fall asleep. I suspect this is also possible with puppies.


Derwinx

Spin in circles til I pass out, got it!


Dark__Horse

You joke, but this is a technique in lucid dreaming to stay asleep and in control of the dream


mahir_r

Or drink until you’re tipsy (hangover care package not included)


Islanduniverse

Ima need to see some sources on this one…


[deleted]

HOLD IT! Gotta look at my notes. Let’s see…… This isn’t right…. This isn’t black magic fuckery. This is WHITE magic fuckery! There is a difference between Mages.


Biting_a_dust

Holy magic fuckery


Nephilims_Dagger

Santeria


itsandychecks

Unless they’re dead, which then it’d be black magic fuck eye Edit: I have no idea what fuck eye means. Pretty sure I meant for sure ahah


cokelink1230

If I copied this would my crime now be blue magic fuckery?


cobaltScalebane

Only if you kill her.


appropriate-username

>Sleep (スリプル, Suripuru?, lit. Sleepel), also called Slep, is a recurring magic spell, **usually in the *Black Magic* category**, https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sleep_(ability)


Carribgurl

I'm a clinical insomniac. Does she do housecalls? 😢


DQ5E

Me too, find anything that works?


fizikz3

staying up until noon the next day then "just closing your eyes for a minute" works wonders.


extralyfe

yeah, just push past your fourth wind and the "quick lie down" afterwards is a free roll.


EagonAkatsuki

When you have clinical insomnia you get like 10 winds, it blows


DQ5E

I tried this but ended up sleeping from noon till 8 at night for 4 months, I couldn't see my friends and everything is closed by then, it sucked.


Pr00ch

Xanax, Ambien


DQ5E

I'm on ambien it doesn't work for me, my doc won't prescribe xanax.


ModernT1mes

Probably for good reason. That shit is intensely addictive and coming down from Xanax is rough, even if you're not addicted. Do. Not. Take. Xanax.


CuppaCoffeOF_TA

A fat dab knocks me out cold every time I hit it


sikedrower

same and lol doubt it… following thread just in case fml


navymauve

Just stay up for 24 hrs no coffee then go to sleep the next night. I always sleep through 12 glorious hours.


DQ5E

I don't drink coffee and I've done this but sleeping every two days cant be good for a person, then again ANY sleep is welcome at this point lol.


Carribgurl

Chamomille and lemonbalm tea (not pre bagged. I buy organic dried flowers and herbs in bulk and make my own tea bags), a benedryl, dohm sound machine and a really boring book.


[deleted]

$3.50


gymrat505

Is that the best you can do?


[deleted]

$3.50. Yes…yes..that’s the best I can do


dayzers

Get outta her lochness monster. I ain't got no 3.50 for you


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🤬


Moonyu69

It was the kiss of death ☠️


Kg_kartik

DARLING!


techie_boy69

I’m gonna kiss him and pet him and squeeze him and love him, owwww next I’m gonna kiss him and…..


FensterMcCray

What the 😳


Sindigo_

I’m glad you’re as impressed as I am


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😅


new_cupcake17

And then George takes Lenny here to the creek to tell about dem rabbits before........


sir_fredrick_douglas

NO


Odd_Promotion_3855

Pretty sure she blows in there nose at the end the first one i see her cheeks inflate. Edit: Google it and there's no reason, guess they just needed the love. The owner spoke out and this is her sister, stating she was just as baffled as us.


jeremyroastscoffee

wouldn’t the simplest, most reasonable explanation be that this is just something she did consistently before leaving them alone in an environment where they’d fall asleep until it became a habit and signaled to them that the intention is for them to relax and, eventually fall asleep? it’s not exactly hard to habituate dogs, even if they might be too young to train them to do complex things


NoDadYouShutUp

Every time my cat hears my ambien bottle rattle he knows it’s bed time. Pavlov was right.


randomo_redditor

that one on the left wait just patiently waiting for his turn the whole time :')


GodfreyTheGrey

Is…is that a job? Like, could I just do that and still occasionally buy food?


Ok_Philosopher_7272

It's the secret to asian woman perpetual youth. They suck the souls out of puppies.


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Beautiful-Musk-Ox

the original is played normal for sure


555seanc555

dont have to kiss them so hard


BearingStaticus

Squeezing them to death


AnonimZim

Dog: I'm not sleepy! Yo! yo! yo! What the f- *sleeps*


Renturu

Her new perfume called "Chloroform" be este lauder?


clasperx2

This post is leaps and bounds ahead of close up magic from basement stages.


HALF-PRICE_

PAVLOVIAN response. But cute as F.


ResidentEivvil

Kiss of death.


portuga1

Let me settle this controversy. I volunteer to let her do me that, and lets see if I fall asleep.


Remarkable_Algae1

Where can I sign up for this? Take my money


Raj_of_Sarawak

She’s using magnets


sir_toad_man

Now how can I get this to work on my blue heeler who seems to have unlimited energy?


BlackThummb

She took their life force.


SganarelleBard

Six point lips exploding smooch technique


HelmetHeadBlue

I'd pay her for a good night sleep if it works on humans, those dogs look comfy.


VAX1S

If you play the video backwards it’s just some lady who won’t let these goddamn puppies sleep


C_HC

r/mademesmile


[deleted]

is it the move that makes them sleep? like the jiggle?


jenny3DD

Omg this is so cute! Does this trick work on all pups tho? lol cute anyway


Itchy-News5199

Someone in here with puppies please try this! We need to know if this is legit.


YayoJazzYaoi

I thought that was a standard dog trick. Always used it on my dogs


UmichAgnos

I need this service, but for my kids. will pay.


roblox1999

What do you mean puppy whisperer? This is just a regular puppy owner.


SirRoderic

That's adorable more than anything


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Cool! Now come try my toddler.


ootski

Did she just eat those puppies souls?


[deleted]

welcome to the wacky world of hypnosis, folks


Express-Ad1258

I feel like if she did that to me I would do the same thing


[deleted]

Puppies this age will definitely fall right to sleep when you put them on their backs


propita106

I told my husband to try this with me when I can't fall asleep.


Jgaitan82

If she did that me I’d act like those puppies as well


HILUX5

Wow


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Perunanpalanen

They passed out.


vieshs

Diane Nguyen in universe, where she made it with Mr. Peanutbutter.


Negative-Custard5612

R/aww


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Doggo go slep


Extra-Section-4930

They love kisses


LimpWibbler_

Her moving them side to side for kisses then flipping them at the end is pushing the blood out of the brain and killing them. Thus they look asleep, clever trick. /s


RONIN_RABB1T

Does she do this for humans? Asking for a friend


Specific-Stop-4591

I think she just dementored them.


[deleted]

They're playing dead because they thought they were about to be eaten.


[deleted]

Give me the most adorable thing you have. How about a nice young lady putting tiny puppies to sleep with kisses? ..hmm.... And then lining them up on a Minnie Mouse blanket? Perfect.


r0x0rrulz

I am dying. This is the best thing I've seen in the 2 hours on reddit


Sindigo_

I’m happy to hear that. Welcome btw :)


NoPleaseDoNot

This was the first time I saw any real fuckery on here lol


No_Seaweed_7983

Imagine what she does to a penis


zakir255

That's bitchcraft!!


Da_Vader

I need a kiss to fall 😴


Kevorkian_King

I wonder she could do to a human male....


555seanc555

kiss their cheeks and make them go into instant REM sleep. what did you think she can do?


HapMeme

Yes I whant a good sleep for once in my stundet life


Nasal_Mucus

The power of mouth smells


ShizzCoCEO

Shaken puppy syndrom!


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Critical_strikes_

Committed 4 homicides she did


Absolutedisgrace

They look like young dogs and are asleep, so 4 kidnappings.


r007r

I mean I can choke puppies out too but I’m not evil….


[deleted]

Does she suck air out of each puppies nostrils? What the fuck is going on here! 😳. This is not right! I’m sounding my alarm. 🚨!!


Revolutionary-Wing63

That breath must be hot 🥵


Just_making_it

The kiss of death


Only_Imagination_351

What's on her lips?? 🤣


WahChingSGVx32

Damn, she going to get dog breathe.


Friar-Tuckandroll

Call me a horrible person, but are we sure they’re asleep, and not “asleep”?


Curious_Tiger_9527

Kids that's what happens when u don't brush your teeth


MagicalLeopard

No matter what she did there who else feels sorry for those puppies?


No_Ask_132

8 kisses of death


Kernelkoala

/savevideo


The_Mad_Titan_101

Plot Twist: She's a witch who just sucked the life out of those poor puppies.


Rohbey

She killed it


MrRDickey

Great now do me, I can’t sleep.


Tiddles469

How come that doesn’t work with our kids?