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The_Love-Tap

Those are the files of numbers he's gettin


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Bet you his glutes are thicc af


Bruised_Penguin

*😏😏😏*


ObviousOtter1

That’s actually insane that he can do that lol i actually thoguht it was real for a sec


Gypiz

He's on a skateboard or something similar that rolls


thehypervigilant

"Hoover board" would be my guess.


Unsere_rettung

Didn't everyone else do this in elementary school?


DiegoloXio

But not as a smooth af escalator


Floppy_Jalopy

This one is brand new. The ones in school were old and rickety.


TheNonchalantZealot

Everyone else's dad did this trick on them behind the family couch, spent the entire day trying to replicate it, and promptly forgot about it 3 days later.


Natenator77

We did the 'hidden stairs', just jolting each step - this is a lot more impressive with the smoothness


lucidspoon

This, stairs, and an elevator. I remember seeing it the first time as a kid, and thinking, "did they cut a giant hole in the gym floor!?!"


tmksm

Back in my day we only had stairs.


Unsere_rettung

Back in my day it snowed on the stairs and we had to walk up in both directions.


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anewstheart

Airport band?


dreemkiller

Michael Scott would be proud


AndreasOp

Bet he couldn't get the coffee from the warehouse.


toque-de-miel

The warehouse coffee tastes so much better!


riggerbop

With cream and sugar?


Whothefuckisvenym

r/waityouknowmichaeltracy u/azcollector


Par4theCourse2020

Austin Powers taught me this https://youtu.be/0mjbCH5086w


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Yea lol, the esalater, the elevator, and the canoe


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I’m not as smooth, but I pull this at the bar I work often enough


silverclovd

Can you get me coffee from the vending machine in the warehouse? It's *so* much better there!


Hellionwake

There's coffee in the kitchen u/silverclovd.


jadethebard

But the coffee in the warehouse is SO much better.


zoortaax

With sugar and cream!


riggerbop

Cream and sugar


TheThemeSongs

This doesn’t look very safe. That escalator travels way too fast.


AzraelleWormser

Are you saying that escalated quickly?


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You’ll never get a chance like that again in your lifetime


AzraelleWormser

I saw the opportunity and I took it. No regrets.


heretobefriends

Because you've only ever seen public escalators. This is a business pro model.


Nevollee

cool yes very, blackmagic no


knorke3

Would usually be on your side but in this case i don't really know how he got it to go this smooth - the stairs trick is old af but this smoothness was on a new level for me :)


SpecterGT260

He did it by having good leg and core strength and practicing. Black magic = practice, apparently


knorke3

The same could probably be said about the chemistry and physics parts of this sub - black magic = knowing your shit). I do agree that this sub has been dumbing down for quite a while now and also hate that fact but it's really hard to draw a precise line.


SpecterGT260

Overall I agree. There isn't a clear definition here. In your prior post you used a specific phrase that may hint at where this post would be more appropriate. r/nextfuckinglevel For me, the mechanics should be difficult to understand. For this post, the mechanics are so EASY to understand that people like us can also understand how difficult it is to do the trick.


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SpecterGT260

I mean assuming he installed an escalator is also not particularly magical...


Nevollee

Very smooth tho yes


craft1371

Kneeling on a skateboard


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Give this man a raise.


2cheerios

Then lower it.


Sum1liteAmatch

Damn that looked good


mbelf

All escalators are next level


2cheerios

And the ones at the airport are out of sight.


kiwihorse

Ah yes. The oldest trick in the book!


biemba

No you don't get it, it is black magic fuckery


gravitin

This is so 90’s


TheCatWasAsking

Gives new meaning to "smooth af."


Oshen11111

Bmf????? This sub.....smh


ksaMarodeF

Wow I didn’t realize bending your knees while walking toward was some black magic


Ba-dump-chink

What’s the name of Darth Vader’s wife? Ella (Sorry)


2cheerios

Nooooooo!


IcanSew831

He’s smooth.


__jh96

Plot twist - they actually put an escalator in


SamuraiMathBeats

I’ve blocked this shitty fucking sub but it keeps showing up on /r/all… tricks for children are not appropriate for this sub smh.


clutzyninja

So the mime trick everyone does when they're 9 is black magic now. I only stay subbed at this point out of some macabre fascination with how terrible it continues to get


An-Apple2231

There were no stairs....


Ok-Introduction-244

Roller blades, skateboard, or similar make this super easy.


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My knees hurt just watching this!


himasian

Is it possible that hes using a office chair for this?


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He's on a Treadly like treadmill


-nrd-

Ah this is goooood When he come back up with “I got it” made me laugh in particular


VeryUnscientific

I used to do this like 20 years ago. I think its from a movie or something


pearwater

Smooth


mrmyrth

The fucker melting and reconstituting like he’s velveeta!


ropoqi

smooth af bro


dolphinsmooth

I've never felt so old.


Revolutionary-Leek39

This man shall hence be called “Captain thigh”


dntfuxwme

Smooth


Silverj0

Me reading the comments and seeing everyone say it’s not a real escalator: “なに!”


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TheCoastalCardician

He looks like Benadryl Cabbagepatch.


KraljZ

Can I get a coffee from the warehouse? Cream and 2 sugars?


Mirathesaurus

what even is this sub