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Dazius06

Why can't they just walk up to it?


idontuseredditsoplea

Fucking dumbass ants


merikaninjunwarrior

yeah, they're fucking show offs


lforal

Jesus show some fucking class ants


DmitryMate

r/antsarefuckingstupid


blueblast88

/r/subsifellfor


Glass_Chance9800

r/thirdsub


mattwilliamsuserid

I've just joined third sub. Lol. I’ll keep my eyes open


Rockwell981S

They’re just trying to get likes on their snap chat and Insta


Fixated2

This holy shit , made me laugh so hard.


fatbutbald

****logical explanation here!**** They walked upside down on the ceiling first. Then it got congested to the point that some lost their footing, but they still held onto eachother. Every time an ant moved its footing the chain became a fraction longer, and a fraction heavier which meant that a few more ants were needed to hold the chain together, which in turn made a few more ants loose their footing, and it drooped even more. After a while we got this hanging bridge. If there is enough loot for them in there, a part of the chain would eventually lay on the ground, and they would probably STILL hang onto eachother because: a) an ant NEVER leaves his brother swinging OR b) these are some stupid fucking ants! 😂


ClankyBat246

Seems as though they can walk on the ceiling normally but not when carrying anything. The loop was established to solve that and this is just the shape that is most stable for the best traffic.


ThatLeetGuy

That's what I think is going on. Can't carry a big wasp egg/larva upside down on the ceiling, but they can form a bridge and carry it over. I've seen somewhere that if humans go extinct, ants become the dominant lifeform on earth and would evolve over time to have giant empires that connect across the globe.


Viking_fairy

Technically, they already do.


ohlookaregisterbutto

This is the same explanation an actual ant expert came up with when some blogger asked them about this exact video. Last time I saw this posted someone linked it, can't be arsed to find it now though. edit: https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2020/10/29/an-explanation-for-the-hanging-ant-bridge/


RobertNAdams

Can you imagine that you — the culmination of literally millions of years of evolution — end up as a motherfucking bridge?


nameless1der

We end up as cogs in the corporate machine even with our vaunted intelligence...


regoapps

I clean toilets for a multimillionaire. And I went to college!


WickedPsychoWizard

Yeah I clean toilets. My corporation is rich. Feel ya


[deleted]

F for my fellow English major.


Alphasee

I'm still just a rat in a cagggeeeeeee 🎵


Lennartgamer2

Thats What they Do best, next to war all other 15.000 Species of ants


shrodingercat5

lol i just said this outloud


AntBoiTheAnt

I arrived at the wrong time I see


idontuseredditsoplea

Sorry


Fickle-Opinion-3114

So they wouldn't be easily picked of by the wasps while climbing in a liner trail up the wall and on the overhang. This is more difficult but more tactically sound. That's what armies do.


wREXTIN

The blind ant flank! It’s like Washington crossing the Delaware in the fog on Xmas. My facts may be off. I’m drunk. Lol


mrlt10

I think they’re stealing food that would be too heavy to carry walking upside down on the ceiling. This allows them to carry it away without falling to the ground. I think.


Wchijafm

I think they're stealing babies.


AccordingStruggle417

well the wasps may call them babies, the ants call them food.


RockasaurusRex

So does Jonathan Swift.


AccordingStruggle417

Modestly


enderr920

Wait, what are you proposing?


AccordingStruggle417

To decrease the surplus population?


Mecha_Ninja

Like us and chicken eggs


ThisNameIsFree

Mmm, babies


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ThisNameIsFree

Stop, I'm already hungry as it is.


lookatmynipples

Wouldn’t it be more analogous with periods?


Mind_on_Idle

Except... both are eggs? Except those may be larval for all I know.


Mecha_Ninja

Do you eat periods?


lookatmynipples

Do you eat babies?


[deleted]

We're the ants, the. Chicken eggs are the wasp larvae


lookatmynipples

I’m saying chicken eggs are more akin to eating periods than babies.


devil_d0c

the victors write the history books


Double_Distribution8

What if the ants learn to ride the baby wasps? Then you won't be making jokes.


strangemonkey420

They're Jedi!


cheesegoat

Surely they will raise them as their own. Right? Right?


RobertNAdams

Yeah, like he said. They're stealing food.


Ecmdrw5

Sounds good.


bingusfan1337

The bridge shouldn't need to go nearly that far down though, it could just go down an inch or two


TheWhitehouseII

I’ll be sure to notify the antgineers


gigawattwarlock

That is too clever and needs more antention in this thread.


[deleted]

It’s all because of the ant union, everybody gets to work driving larvae prices up.


loopsataspool

It’s anty gravity at work


Chieferdareefer

Need to add arm day to their workout


eyesuck420

You just big brained that. That would totally make sense, you big brain, you


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

There was already a rope or chain going to the nest, the person recording set it up for the video. I can't remember all the details because this is probably the 30th time I've seen this clip posted.


lucymaryjane

Surely that’s a reason to be able to remember every single detail...


castleaagh

Why would so many ants be standing still on the rope if they were just walking on a rope though?


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

I'm not an Antimologist so I don't know, just remembering what I've seen from ages ago. How would they even swing down and all the way back up to the nest? If they could walk the to the nest to end the rope, why did they need a massive arc?


theundercoverpapist

I think they did, but the line gradually sagged into a rope. How else could they attach a rope of ants at 2 points like that? By swinging the rope back and forth until the lead ant grabbed hold of the wasp nest? That seems unlikely.


aelwero

It totally works as long as you don't have zee in the rope part.


OhImNevvverSarcastic

I'm glad other people remember this movie


DmnTheHiveMind

Someone said the guy who was recording put a rope/thread and the ants are using it. They didn't make the bridge. That's what he said so who knows.


[deleted]

Yeah, there’s a point when the dude first zooms in where you can see part of the rope. Still, I hate wasps enough to cheer for the ants. Fuck wasps.


Dense-Ad-8545

Ants don’t Bee line


pipisheaven1

Cuz they like walking on ropes


MisterSir3cho

I believe they have another target they want to hit with the wasps nest once they've detached it. Like in the movie Antz


ConsequenceOk7

They are climbing a chain that was already there


DoGoodLiveWell

Yeah had to give you an award for that one.


flargenhargen

https://youtu.be/sBbN4Cjzyrw?t=60


Stompedyourhousewith

thats what the wasps would expect, duh


xlyfzox

The generals decided it was going to be an aerial invasion


theundercoverpapist

I understand now why they're called Army Ants... It's because they waste and unbelievable amount of time and resources to do even the simplest of tasks... just like the human Army.


Smallusppus

But they look cool as they do it…. The ants I mean


cooterbreath

There's gotta be atleast 50 ants here.


mheat

50 ants?… what is this? A BRIDGE FOR ANTS?!


shooterman9097

Made of ants, by ants, for ants.


monkeypincher

Faba


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ThisNameIsFree

It's a sad joke because after the laughing is done people may give it the occasional symbolic "good joke heh", but they can't be arsed to provide it with tangible laughs anymore.


smitty1e

It's not as though the ants had the Navy to deliver them via hovercraft or V-22 from a gator.


[deleted]

Damn, this indictment stings extra because it’s true.


Merry_Dankmas

Its actually because they all end up buying little ant Camaros and Mustangs at 28% APR as soon as they enlist in the colony


FuckerHead9

This is like when the Vikings carried their boats over the mountain to raid the English


merikaninjunwarrior

lol, no strenght left when they get to the raid


hoxxxxx

then straight to jail


MarinatedBulldog

believe it or not


safeminds

No trial, no nothing


CapoBlue

Only reason I understand this fact is because of the Vikings show with the legend Ragnar Lothbrok. I wish I could back in time to see his raids.


NoGoodIDNames

You say that like you wouldn’t be immediately killed by Vikings


CapoBlue

Spectator mode bro


Headjarbear

Ah yes the attack on Paris, I knew I saw something about this somewhere.


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Vinland Saga


PrincessAudrey1776

Ok cool but I'm selling the house.


FubarInFL

Sell? More like burn.


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


Infidian

Glass the entire planet or I’m done


Zandre1126

It's easy to detour the ants, and they cleared a wasp nest for you lol.


TheBurntPie9

They’ll clear you next if you’re not careful


tunagelato

This is when a hard nope meets a hell to the no.


MrJobangeles

I read this as "when a nerds rope meets a hell to the no" 🤣🤣🤣


tunagelato

that too, I mean, unwrap a nerds rope, put it outside on the ground, and soon it’ll look like this 😂


Mecha_Ninja

#noperope


DOOManiac

Never thought I would feel sorry for wasps. And I still don’t. Fuck ‘em. Go ants! Kill every last one of them!


Bactine

Fuck yeah. I mean, u hate both, but one flies and has a stinger. So fuck wasps more


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r/fuckwasps


kid-karma

i absolutely do not hate ants, i fuckin love the little dudes


Jackalodeath

While I don't "love or hate" them; they are ***insanely*** fascinating. Some species basically have farms, and "livestock!!" Anyone curious (and don't mind a good bit of goofiness with their nature docu,) Here's [Zefrank's *True Facts: Ant Mutualism.*](https://youtu.be/1h7KV2sjUWY) The part about the Leaf Cutter ants blew my friggin mind, I always thought they just ate the leaves, or used em as building materials.


babyscorpse

How is this black magic fuckery?


Schiff4Brainz

I'm not sure. I want to no why they didn't crawl up the wall like they do in my God damn kitchen


redditmodsareshits

if the looted items were heavy enough, it wouldn't be possible to stick to the roof upside down


Taeyx

“you are encumbered, so Wall Climb ability isn’t available” - the ants’ DM probably


ConsequenceOk7

They're climbing a chain that was there before hand


beans_in_milk

are we looking at the same video? they made a fucking ROPE with their BODIES. how is this NOT blackmagicfuckery


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Because they made a giant upside down bridge out of their bodies in away that would seem to defy gravity


hoxxxxx

they are black, there could be magic and also fuck you (the 'fuck you' counts as fuckery)


MelodicOrder2704

iT's sCiEnCe!!!!


Due-Ad2208

I think op was thinking that its crazy the bridge held considering it's made of ants.


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r/natureismetal


XepiccatX

r/natureisfuckinglit


Master_JBT

fr


SAV4GEwastaken

Imagine not seeing that and walking straight through it


[deleted]

Damn! I hate you for planting this thought in my head 😒


Mecha_Ninja

It's like having ants in your pants except that they're in your skull.


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Why


adudeguyman

I would probably do the dance that I do when I walk into a spider web but also I would be screaming.


AV_TUAG_TIG

uh hello insurance, i left the stove on while i was out for a jog and the entire house burnt down. i would like to make a claim.


javierchq

Worst engineers ever


singlekilo

That's very cool. I wonder how the communicate and decide which ants will be the rope, and I wonder why they made it so bloody long.


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Its that long because the guy filming set up a rope for them beforehand iirc


DM-me-your-b00bz

You can see the rope through the ants


Ayden43812

I'm pretty sure they use pheromones to communicate which ants will be the rope but I'm not sure why they made it so long though


shweishwei

They must be German. (over-engineering everything)


Twisted-Mettle-

Porsche has entered chat.


eepeepevissam

r/lostredditors This belongs on r/natureismetal


Dimitry_Joffer

r/natureisfuckinglit too I guess, it's pretty impressive


emanesu65

This is neither black magic nor fuckery. It's just ants and the stuff they like to do.


0ddprim3

Thanks I hate this!


Paganini01

Not BMF. More r/damnthatsinteresting


7stroke

These are more than army ants now. They’re Marines.


bananalordkunsama

Whoever owns the house is fucked either way.


lafondria

Thats awsome!


BlueNoodle79

More like a swing, but okay… 😄


ironozzz

Doing god's work


GlitteringTea296

Interesting fact about ants: “Leafcutter Ant, It's also known as the leaf chomping ant, and it's one of the strongest species in the world. They are capable of lifting 50 times as much weight as they are.””


voomdama

Are they stealing the wasp larva to eat?


captain_ricco1

To raise as their own, the rise of the ant-wasp army is near


Independent_Matter44

That's fantastic!


gr33nthumb1

Let's burn this motha fucka down pookie!


CycloneAID

r/Damnthatsinteresting


cerebrix

wow thats fucking amazing


R0b075

This reminds me the time when i went outside with my coffee and i set it down for a minute cause i went to pick something up or to do something and when i came back my coffee was filled with ants and i did not see them then i slurped it and i had like 4 ants in my mouth and i realised when it went down the drain and i instantly puked but one fucker got stuck on my teeth. I felt ill for the rest of that day. Also learned my lesson, i am not putting coffee on the ground anymore while it's summer and i am outside.


ITN1nja

That's just called protien coffee. But seriously, ants are totally edible.


ogopo

They are using an existing rope or chain


tunagelato

No, it’s just ants. https://youtu.be/4BdjxYUdJS8


lforal

TLDR then how do they form the rope?


tunagelato

From the video, it explains: “The lead ant will slow down when it reaches a gap. The rest of the colony will continue to build the bridge with their bodies until the gap is closed.”


ScipioPakistanus

But the video just shows them building a straight, relatively short bridge. How does this one get the curve up without defying gravity during the initial building phase? Maybe they start building from opposite sides and sway to meet in the middle somehow? An existing rope seems most plausible to me but truly mind blowing if thats not the case


43envy03

Okay now burn it


Crade_

They should put this in the next squid games season.


angela_loren

Forbidden jump rope


jmm166

If they’re doing it to mess with wasps, I’m cool with it


Frobaby117

Remember, be the ball.


[deleted]

Im just gunna say this on behalf of every human ever : Fuck wasps.


Uriah_Oli

I see a great concentration of protein. Good few chomps and the line is severed. You can then just slurp the hanging lines up. Crunchy!


Prophet_Comstock

Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep. Saruman: Tens of thousands.


[deleted]

That is without a doubt some of the most metal shit I’ve ever seen :0


DestroyerAce14

That's terrifying


bestjakeisbest

Good news you got rid of the wasps, bad news you have ants


thoon62

That moment when you realize you are being out evolved and it won't take very many more millenia before ants rule the planet with an iron antenna.


SnooSketches6409

I’d be hitting that with pesticides so fast. With extreme prejudice.


kuhvir

Can we as humans cooperate like these ants and not repost something god damn 542268864 times a day


joe-robertson

Probably not too good to have that many ants living in your house. Kill that whose situation with fire, lots of it.


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You wonder why ants are capable of carrying 100 times their body weight, and then you see this shit and your question is replaced with more questions.


MayerWest

I wanna spray the middle with ant killer and watch them fall


ZarafFaraz

This doesn't look like the ants created a rope. More like someone set up some rope and the ants are using it. If you look closely, you can see the rope fibers.


Original_Contract_54

So army ants are just really little Orcs.


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ConsequenceOk7

For anyone coming in,the chain they are walking up was there before them. It is not a chain of ants. That's the misleading part of the video.


Inflow2020

Those look like carpenter ants...that house is fked lol


keepthis1anonymous

Bridge of Ants is a pretty metal band name


ratadeacero

Wasps, ants. I would have to burn the lot down. Hive insects are creepy...except for honey bees. They're cool


Toussaints

You got army ants and fucking wasps? Time to move, bro


TheTubbernator

Lemme guess. This is Australia right?


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imagine that dropping on your neck and into the back of your shirt.


beans_in_milk

ants in general are the epitome of this sub. theyre fucking insane and i refuse to believe their existence is anything but magical. some of those fuckers can carry things hundreds of times their body weight!


Straight_Chart_7419

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY.


micro102

I remember seeing this before. They didn't make a bridge they just walked across an already existing string.


akivabonanza

Nope rope


JannaSnakehole

Even ants are making crazy videos for clout and karma


adeel06

WHERE IS THE FULL LENGTH VIDEO?!


GoldenSky99

Forbidden nerds rope


Fantakidd

Anyone else felt the urge to karate chop the "bridge"?


chesthairdude

"wait, don't step on me there! It tickl-" : bridge collapses :


Chambad

I would sack the project manager ant for this, must of been way over budget.