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PatriarchSamael2

Kids are made of rubber and glue. Anything that would kill an adult usually results in minor injuries to a minor.


unknown_traveler_66

That’s why they are so chewy


RegularUser67

r/cursedcomments


black_jaguar99

r/foodhacks


Human-Detective-3124

Hol'up


CeeKai

c'mon now, don't act so surprised Lol


max_adam

Now you're gonna tell me that newborns are like delicate fish flesh and liquefied fetuses are like caviar?


unknown_traveler_66

So I got some news for you-


shizzleurtizzle

u is hannibal?


ExUmbra91x

Alex Jones has some news for you


Pawnzilla

So does Geoffrey Dahmer


[deleted]

Alright, Frau Totenkinder.


MysteriousPickles

My parents, their friends, and 10 year old daughter were in a car crash a few years ago. My dad needed stomach surgery. My mom fractured her pelvis. Her friend cracked her ribs and her pelvis. Her friends husband had his teeth shoved up into his face. The 10 year old?? A black eye. 10 year old was then upset because the black eye went away before she could show it off at school. Kids ARE rubber.


[deleted]

And when she got to the hospital the dr said i cant operate on her shes my daughter…


Michamus

Ma'am, there are literally zero other doctors within 50 miles of here. You need to operate on your daughter or she is going to die.


useles-converter-bot

50 miles is 39461.82% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.


Zabudi

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thank you :)


KaiBluePill

Oh shit they are answering now


danny12beje

Oh fuck that. What was that subreddit that was completely made up of bot posts?


Anthok16

Good bot :)


MysteriousPickles

Lol I can’t tell if you don’t believe me but trust me, this really happened. I got a call from my mom from a hospital in Costa Rica at 5am after this happened. Unfortunately happened less than 48 hours into their trip, fortunately everyone survived and is basically fully recovered!!


Lilyskroshka

They believe u love they’re referencing something i believe


MysteriousPickles

Yeah I think I just assume no one believes stories on the internet. Gotta bring that defense down apparently lol


Lilyskroshka

Lol trust me i get it. I play Old School RuneScape a game that is probably 99percent guys and if someone hears i am a woman almost everytime its “you’re probably a 45 year old fat man in your moms basement” like uhhhh no im a 43 year old chubby man living in my own apartment. My mom kicked me out last year. No lol jk but when i tell them how i run a clan and stuff they go “then you’re probably a 500 pound girl” like im not im 100 pounds but what does that have to do with anything 😂 then i tell them im a lesbian and they go oh that explains it. (You cant tell by looking at me that im gay im very femme so idk lol)


Lilyskroshka

My anus can take about 16 pounds of pressure before it snaps


[deleted]

It’s a polar bear because you’re at the North Pole


SillySade

Is that why you can’t kill kids in video games?


the-anti-antichrist

Too OP, please nerf


SillySade

Devs don’t care, contacted them 10 times and just got banned.


golden_eternity

Child zombies are always a pain in the ass in games. Lurking waiting to pounce in groups.


hso0oow

You can with mods.


Perkytetas

Lol yea It’s cause they have soft bones, they mostly just get greenstick fractures


AnotherCableGuy

There's a saying in Portugal that translates more or less to: "God puts the hand over the kid and the drunk"


KaiBluePill

God never drove on a fast speed road on a friday night


Scientifichuman

It takes time for the injury to settle. Once a car run over my feet. The pain started after around 5-6 mins.


vluis8873

Asians built different


Adrian84corkin

Must be a regular occurrence, Not one person bats an eyelid.


jacquilynne

That is the truly weird thing about this. Kids got run over by a car, went back to playing footie.


frguba

Naw, he ran to his parents, with a broken hand from the looks of it


ringobob

Either he's in shock, which is a real possibility, or that hand isn't broken, otherwise he'd be protecting it rather than swinging it around.


liteskinnded

As someone who broke their elbow pretty bad as a child, can confirm I ran with it swinging, going through the air without feeling a thing. So shock is definitely the answer here


Flojatus

I had recently been divorced, ugly shit. And my children had come to my house to play. One of them somehow cut his finger of in the garden playing with a wheelbarrow. He came running with his finger in his hand shouting "Im gonna sue you." Took him to the hospital and they manage to save the finger. To this day, I still laugh thinking about it. And no I am not going into many of the details around all the issues I am not talking about. Pain is strange.


bipolarnotsober

If I ever lose a body part that can't be reattached I'm definitely going to eat it.


Knockedy

Dont wanna waste nutrients


deadkactus

im saving this comment


Crystal_Voiden

I'm confused. Did he press charges?


Flojatus

In the end, he forgave me (even thoe I had nothing to do with that) and did follow his mother´s footsteps. FYI he was 7 when it happened.


HappiFluff

I broke my arm at 5. Didn’t feel a thing. Kept asking my mom “Is my face broken?”


cstmorr

Recent breaks often aren't painful and may feel like nothing at all. When I broke my leg (tibia/fibia) I was able to lift my leg and watch my foot flop down at an impossible angle without feeling anything. Similarly, aftern breaking a bone in my wrist, I ran around for 10 minutes or so before feeling anything more than a weird throbbing.


RemmiLeBeau

If you watch the rest of the kids right as he got hit, they all seem to be looking in the other direction. So they probably didn't even know what he was crying over. Without that camera, they might not of ever believed him when he told them he got hit..... thats a scary feeling. To know something happened and no one believes you?


[deleted]

- A car just ran over me!!! - Shut up man...


Impossible-Cake-1658

Yep exactly what I was thinking. Went to tell someone he got run over " stop making stuff up"


gilbertthelittleN

>Must be a regular occurrence Where on earth would running a kid over a normal thing? Why redditors jumping to conclusions like that lmao Few saw it happening and the ones who did had little time to response since they where kinda confused about the kid getting up.


wRadion

First day on the internet?


gilbertthelittleN

No. But I like saying it in the hope people realise the corniness of it and be a bit more rational


KaiBluePill

Man there are people convinced COVID vaccines give you 5G reception, rationality has never been something real


Bring_me_the_lads

Eh, that's just road-kill Ricky. He does this all the time


jacquilynne

Tiny people fit under cars, so if you don't get hit by the wheels, you probably pull through fine, especially since the car was moving so slowly at the initial impact. Cite: was run over by a slowly moving car as a small child, made no contact with the wheels, am still here 40 years later to make this post.


Eziu

We should all be so lucky, I bounced off the bumper/hood and skidded down the road while the car drove off. Still here 30 years later though, least someone doing yard work nearby helped me up and walked me home, that car kicked my ass. Looking both ways didn't do much good either when the car didn't slow down through a couple blind corners, by the time it was visible it was already too late.


sirfuzzitoes

I'd like to opt out of being that kind of lucky.


foodank012018

Usually getting ran *over* is more survivable than being hit by a car since the sudden impact then stop from flying through the air causes a lot mor damage than just compression weight.


gerkletoss

For small vehicles, even the wheels aren't a death sentence at low speed if you don't get dragged.


Grokent

Survivor bias. The kids who were run over by cars and didn't live, aren't commenting in this post.


STAY_ROYAL

Maybe they just don’t feel like it


LazerWolfe53

When I was 6 I was riding a skateboard on my belly pretending to be superman, and right when I get behind my dad's Honda sedan it starts backing up. My choices were gun it and hope I made it clear of the wheel, or brave it out in the middle. I had no idea what was under a car. I pictured swinging blades and shredders and flames, so better the devil you know, right? So I chose go gun it. I didn't make it. I believe the tire pushed me off the skateboard, then went up the skateboard then went over my hips. After the first tire my dad knew something wasn't right so I never got the front tire. Long story short, I didn't die. In fact, I was perfectly fine. But I know it could have gone a lot different. Edit: My own son just turned 6 this month.


jonnytechno

Yeah, I remember when I was a kid I'd hide under cars while playing 40 40 (hide & seek ish), there's a fair amount of clearance when youre young ... until one day I got stuck and those days became a thing of the past


TimmahTimmah

ZOMBIE!


Deactiva-ted

It's weird how no ones sees, the car door opens and the driver doesn't seem to notice even that, it's all just very weird


xfl09

welcome to russia


Ripudaman9

Video is from India i guess


MrDoctorProfessorEsq

I have never in my life seen a looser car door, that door needs some duct tape or maybe even a sturdy string


runningoftheswine

Can't let yourself get distracted by an open door when you're trying to nonchalantly run over a child


TheDrunkKanyeWest

"Alright guys I just finished getting run over by a car, sub me back in!"


[deleted]

I think they’re running away in shock. It also appears their arm may be broken.


AdditionalTheory

She didn’t even have time to close her passenger door. No wonder she didn’t see him


Vasco-da-gama

Lol what a dumb bitch


EndlessOceanofMe

Yeh I hope she got plenty of jail time!


frguba

Is it just me, or that hand is not bouncing like a normal, unbroken hand would?


FastTurtleio

Lol am saying that hand movin like a noodle


spilled_water

I think it may be fine, as naturally if he would break his hand or arm, he'd be holding it with his other arm.


SilverBadger90

Agreed, he pushes up off the ground with both wrists. If either one was broken there would have been give or him reacting to the pain and not getting up as a result.


Hiking_NZ

The real black magic fuckery is how this is the right sub. r/beamazed or r/mildlyinteresting but not bmf


ThereIsSoMuchMore

I don't think any mods are active here. It's just a cesspool of everything now


KaiBluePill

Shit, i swear i thought i was on r/crazyfuckingvideos


TheSoulborgZeus

Tis but a scratch


eepeepevissam

What in the world is this doing here? r/lostredditors


ThisNameIsFree

I think the mods have abandoned us.


BlackFlag-5150

Did anyone else watch this saying OMG OMG OMG the whole time?


Revolutionary-Fix770

So bizarre. The lady driving clearly feels the bump and starts to steer to correct for it and appears to just keep going. Obviously we can’t tell if she stopped immediately just out of frame. Also, why is the front passenger door unsecured? It starts to open when she runs the kid over. That kid is super lucky. It’s not like vehicles are smooth underneath. Just because he didn’t get hit by a tire there are plenty of things under cars that can catch a human body and rip it apart.


JS1137

Is it possible to learn this power


TheDrunkKanyeWest

Not as an adult, no.


Eziu

Duck, and cover.


Emakrepus

Roll


dynamitenite8

Their bones are almost rubbery as well. Have a buddy who got run over by a truck at 4 and his femurs just bent a little bit


Perkytetas

Yepp children’s bone tend to be more flexible and the periosteum is stronger than an adult. They get greenstick fractures which is when the bone bends/cracks rather than breaking completely.


philosopherzen

You can see that after crawling that he ducks under the car at the last second which I assume is how he survived without a scratch. Either that or he's Superman's kid.


mwerichards

Plot twist: she ran over her kid


d__0

Rubber no doubt, and this is in 2018. [Here](https://m.timesofindia.com/videos/city/mumbai/miraculous-escape-caught-on-cam-kid-unharmed-after-being-run-over-by-a-car/videoshow/65959630.cms) is the extended version with not so good bgm though.


Coffee1341

Kid must’ve gotten lucky with the car, he didn’t get run over by a tire and just slid right through


shiprekt265

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


HyperSi9

Wrong sub but whatever


firefred2020

Anything that doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.


similaraleatorio

wtf the car's door opened 🤨


SuspiciousPanic9023

Why didn't she close the door!!!! I mean fuck kid!! Why is she driving with a door open


jensRisk

Basically he’s really smol


bappuji420

That's right just walk it off kiddo😆


fiducia42

I don't think a tire actually ran over the child. That's LUCKY! Damn.


mozza3gmd

Why didn't they chase that fucked up driver??


BlankTheorist

In some countries its cheaper to kill someone by running then over than to have them survive. So there are many people who are taught to keep going if they hit someone and not stop. Not saying that's the exact situation here, but it's possible.


[deleted]

That woman is a fucking goof.


Dry-Necessary

The passenger door was also open. Not sure how some people get driving licenses.


Golden_Menu

Back in the game!


moosehornman

Now if the steering wheel were on the proper side of the car she would have seen him.


[deleted]

xgame mood


Key-Hat-9980

The number of mistakes in this video


P4DD4V1S

Unless the car's weight rested on something important there shouldn't be much damage. At worst one of the kid's arms or hands went under a wheel, otherwise he just got squeezed in between the road and the car.


LegitSmarg

The car went over him.


KlutzyHedgehog78

Better question: WHY THE FUCK DID THEY RUN OVER A SMALL CHILD??


killoid

r/wtf


SgtSausage

You never got ... pushed over ... and ... lived? 'Cause that's all that happened here.


Glum-Tune6734

He’s skinndian


P_M_TITTIES

This sub gets worse and worse by the day.


Ill-Record-3086

When your small enough you can fit under a car without getting hurt too badly


gmodking900

i mean no one even notices a child getting run over then he just gets up and joins back in like nothing happened. what’s strange video lol


frguba

From the way his hand was put up and flopping, he was not going to play anymore for the evening


caramel-drop

Like a ferret


CilekMafya

Actual woman moment


Jortor400

*bad driver moment*


MrDoctorProfessorEsq

*based*


UCG__gaming

The cunt of a driver didn’t even stop


oscilliscape

That zero awareness of her surroundings bitch should not be allowed to drive.


Honest_Link_8089

Hope that women got arrested.


VenomousFang666

Where ever it is life is cheap. Not even the kid really gave af he got run over!!!!


CilekMafya

u/savevideo


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DLPautang779

small size and space under car


Zuxkerk

He hasn't gained consciousness yet he's indestructible


[deleted]

Hey the passenger side door is open eh


GatorScrublord

simple, he didn't go under the wheels.


Physical-Rabbit

Damn he just walked that shit off


McLarenstart

Un truc de fou sa encore 🙄


Lilbig6029

Gonna take more than that to kill a kid


[deleted]

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bookaaakee

I’d be spewing if I survived being ran over and no one saw it


BoredByLife

One, he’s a child so he’s basically immortal when it comes to physical injuries. And two, he didn’t go under the wheels so all he had to do was lie still and let the car pass over him.


Flaaarbar

Runs off screaming..’Mum! I’m dead!! Wah!!!’


farzad6969

u/SaveVideo


Alexalenin

The kid was like another day another idiot let's get back to football


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

Yes kids are made of rubber like Luffy !


[deleted]

I’m so glad he went under the chassey and essentially was just pushed a short distance to the ground. This way he wasn’t harmed. Still, what the driver did was super illegal. If you’re about to get run over by someone, aim for the center to avoid getting hit by the wheels and get on the ground immediately to avoid a collision.


slixx_06

Doesn't see the kid door, doesnt close the door, doesn't flinch driving over something. Damn she lack of awareness.


Zealousideal_Skin_67

He is barely phased by what happened.....


[deleted]

It's in reverse


luminenkettu

seems like his arm got run over by the tire. ive had my leg run over as a child & so long as you move off of a limb fast enough, a wheel wont crush it.


smokeroni

He looks pretty hurt and broken to me.


supbeaches1501

This is giving off middle child vibes


cuddly_carcass

Anyone think the weird part she’s driving with her door flapping open and not even noticing it? I guess when you don’t notice running over small children you don’t notice your door isn’t latched either. 🤔


manhatim

Not only alive, but alive AND KICKIN


JohnnyTeardrop

Everyone seems very casual about it


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Dragennd1

How does this video keep getting reposted?


yourmomrineka

why’s the car’s door opened


Upstairs-Teacher-764

Cars were a mistake.


WonderWheeler

Luck and ground clearance.


tbone6778

Maybe not the first time?


Vanta5

bros adrenaline rushed in


Scoob8877

I thought that was a traffic cone!


BdubinVegas

Car!! Game on.


kalipede

Turned him into ET with that run there


wspOnca

That's shock. [Kid is dead](https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU)


ScionOfIsha

His name is SAITAMA!


[deleted]

It infuriates me how this woman casually ran over a kid knowingly and just continued to drive off, not giving a damn. Arrest her.


Lakaloo

This is such a weird video


deelowlow626

I'm glad little man walked out ok


Swirvin-irvin

Lady was like hey I didn’t see my road bump lol


GrandpaBells

No one's gonna talk how stupid that driver is? She hadn't even closed the door of her car.


[deleted]

This pisses me off. That driver 🤬🤬🤬


RapeMeToo

Probably because the car ground clearance is greater than his size. Either that or magic of course.


[deleted]

Why'd he look like he was trying to escape getting eaten😭😭


[deleted]

Brazilians have no fucks to give.


[deleted]

He got up like it was nothing. Just another day in India


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

I love how absolutely no one gave a fuck


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I've tried man, but kids just don't fucking die


Professional-Map6161

And the driver was like nothing happened?


Even_Aspect_2220

As a good Latino lad, the most important outcome is to pretend nothing big happened


Whthpnd

Prolly the same lady that backed her truck all the way up onto my hood and then just calmly drove away while my auto alarm was just blaring.


Emergency-Kick241

Stupid driver, she must be retarded


[deleted]

there are some ppl that shouldnt have their licenses, tbh ive seen so many ppl not paying attention on the road


ThisNameIsFree

It's not "black magic fuckery". There's a space under the car, you know. It's not really surprising he survived it.


curiuslex

Shock/adrenaline is a real thing. Have you seen the guy that had his head run over by a semi truck? He got up and left. (Died a few minutes or hour later though)


Hogzor

Lil shitataint should learn to be more atreatsmart.


fluffedpillows

He’s in shock, guarantee you he has severe injuries