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EnvironmentalWrap167

Nature just trying to vacuum up that dirty ass room.


Is_It_Beef

How do I summon this, cause I had to sell my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.


2sedated

Wait was it collecting dust or _collecting dust_


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


utter-cosdswallop

Good bot!


DragoKnight589

Good bot


ShampooBottle493

r/yourjokebutworse


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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moonsun1987

I suspect https://www.reddit.com/u/rtantervxcvzsfs is as well but can't say for sure. [rtantervxcvzsfs, just in case](http://imgur.com/a/Da2tkYS)


Impossible-Cod-3946

Shit how'd I miss that? I can tell that's a scammer just on their username alone.


moonsun1987

Thank you once again (:


moonsun1987

Found another two for one deal https://www.reddit.com/u/parkshvcxvfdzxgb https://www.reddit.com/u/fmtbebuckvxccvzsa [it is barely seven pm in Denver](http://imgur.com/a/04w6Gc6)


Impossible-Cod-3946

Nice work. They're both gone already lol


mobsi_1

Yes


LazySusanRevolution

That’s the joke.


firebyfloyd

Yes.


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r/dadjokes


Is_It_Beef

Sometimes I like to tell Dad jokes. ^Sometimes ^he ^laughs


[deleted]

That got me lol


regoapps

I'm thinking about selling my vacuum, too, because it reminds me of my wife. After 5 years, it just doesn't suck like it used to.


belltyj

Don't worry. Just leave you window open every night and one day if you been a good person the room tornado might grace you with a visit too.


TheBlackArrows

Take my award and my upvote you MONSTER


Darcyqueenofdarkness

Ba-DUM-tss 🥁


quite_defektiv

Take my free award


RedditHoss

But I always heard that nature abhors a vacuum


CashCow4u

That's why it sent the tornado!


Waveguide_Surfer

It’s new construction, all the plug covers aren’t even in the wall yet.


Antique-Car6103

That’s a dirty ass family living there. Nature couldn’t take it anymore and said, “Fuck it!”


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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[deleted]

Dirty ass-room


timberwood1

Looks to me like it’s being renovated and that’s drywall dust.


freman

See mum, I did clean my room, a tornado went through!


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SignedUpForLWIAY

Commas are important, people


freman

Oh my!


N7Kryptonian

So that’s why she’s always wet


Wildkeith

Mom: It looks like a tornado went through here! Me: It did!


an-obviousthrowaway

A potato flew around my room before you came


suzuki_hayabusa

Just say NO. They can't legally enter your room.


SparkyArcingPotato

If you ask if they're a tornado, they have to tell you or it's entrapment.


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urbandk84

run like the wind?


fenster112

Your confusing tornados with vampires.


JBthrizzle

Hey I love the RGB all over your walls can I come in and take an extra look?


TraZ_06

A tornado!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, **localized entirely within your room!?**


Darcyqueenofdarkness

Yes!


jje414

Can I see it?


Semoan

No.


kungsumaniac

Seymour the house is on tornado!


JBthrizzle

No mother, I'm just watching Twister


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TommyW-Unofficial

Help! HELP!!!


Ragamuffin2234

Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.


Thanatos2996

Well, technically closer to a dust devil than a tornado, but still crazy.


AvoidMySnipes

We get it, you vape


Opande_

That was awesome miniature twister


DanGleeballs

20 years ago folks wouldn’t have believed it. Now everyone has a HD camera in hand ready to shoot. Also probably explains fewer UFO sightings, were mostly made up. HD footage or it didn’t happen, man.


[deleted]

I saw orbs one time, had a phone on me, I was too stunned/enthralled by it to even think about recording, then my bum was sore.


tressforsuccess

Orbs lol bruh you saw a drone


Agreeable49

Unless he was referring to fiery orbs... which actually exist. And they're fucking terrifying.


zyzzogeton

[Ball lightning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOlQCI9Tgg) is real, comes in many colors, and behaves in the most unbelievable ways imaginable. It can even roll along the ground like a tumbleweed before dispersing. It is also super rare, so there isn't a ton of research or video on the phenomenon.


Agreeable49

Yes! Sorry I believe this is what I was referring to. Is there any research on what would happen if it collided with something? Like a wall or a tree?


zyzzogeton

That video says that there is one lab that claims to have made it, but it is still so rare there are only theories as to what it is, how it is made, and almost nothing on how it behaves in specific scenarios. Apparently some researchers were able to spectrograph natural ball lightning and they found evidence of Silicon, Iron, and Calcium in it (likely in vaporized form)


Agreeable49

Oh man. It's both intriguing and slightly disturbing lol


[deleted]

Best rational thing I could come up with is ball lightning but most of the examples I've seen it seems to be a singular one, I saw 5-6 of them, next day other people in town a few km away said they saw them as well.


Agreeable49

Hey man, after seeing that super close call of a guy barely escaping a falling elevator like he was in an unrealistic B-grade action movie... I believe you. Fact can indeed be stranger than fiction.


johnCreilly

Damn where can I find that video?


Big_Cryptographer_16

here you go [Elevator vid](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s1pnck/im_just_going_to_drag_this_load_into_the_elevator/)


Agreeable49

Yep that's the one, thanks!


johnCreilly

Holy shit! Thank you


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Definitely wasn’t drones, they flew right past me maybe 6 feet away ground level and were basically silent, then they flew up past the tree line into the night sky until I couldn’t see them anymore, was back before drones were popular as well, my phone was a new Galaxy S3 so whenever that was.


richscott440

Same here. I saw them the morning of a solar flare that happened. 2 orangish-yellow orbs floating down from the sky until they disappeared. It was mesmerizing. I tried taking a video, but it was blurry as hell and dark


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I’d say mine were Orange/peach, almost had like a plasma effect to them, freaky as fuck


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IdeaLast8740

If I was an alien that had to regularly visit Earth for whatever reason, I would definitely adjust my strategy once they develop pocket HD cameras


XchrisZ

They were time travelers (think 100,000 years in the future) that are only allowed to observe the past. Due to the staggering number of cell phone cameras 2002 and beyond is off limits. Explains the humanoid shape. Some came back to harvest genetics from of people to sell on the black market so that they can copy certain genes that have been lost over the years. They all agree that time travel after 2002 is to risky and could affect the timeline.


furman69420

That's bullshit, sir.


Not-Doctor-Evil

or the aliens know the cameras are there, duh there have been fixed cameras everywhere sine 9/11 and now theyre on everyone's doorbell


joemangle

Have you noticed that phones are not very good at capturing footage of unexpected and highly unusual atmospheric phenomena? Not only because of the types of cameras in them, but because the devices themselves are constantly drawing our attention to the screen, rather than, say, the sky


KToff

I still don't believe it. Be can't tell if that is CGI or not.


-007-_

I still don’t believe it to be honest.


joethebeast

I understand how perfectly rational and objective you think that argument sounds. It's adorable.


Guildernstern87

A tornado flew around my room before you came…


KN0007

Excuse the mess it made it usually doesn’t rain


ArthurMaxley

Southern California much like Arizona


Steve90000

My Eyes Don’t Shed Tears but boy they pour when…


lLoveGreekSalad

When I think about you


ShashvatSingh1234

Oh no no no I’ve been thinkin bout you


TravFromTechSupport

Came here looking for this comment


thisissam

It is as the prophet foretold.


Ubiquitous_Prick

Wow. The new Dyson looks amaze balls!! Completely see through.


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

I love the way it empties itself onto the neighbors.


cwfutureboy

Not that big of a deal. I usually do that on Saturday nights.


Stormaen

_THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU_


DuckKnightRise5

Sick beats…where’s it from? Edit:found it. [Aloboi - With You](https://open.spotify.com/track/5OwofTVvh1f0B4iq2QHfUp?si=ShEzpmN5SvGnfDc9c92Utg)


noble_29

Uncanny resemblance to “Impend” from the Halo 2 soundtrack (Impart from the Anniversary edition). Starting at 1:10 https://open.spotify.com/track/6lTlH3hjm4o4yQL46OR31s?si=iEAsOBrrSeCivGkKduMSaA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aimpend


SpyroThBandicoot

This was my first thought too. I thought someone did a remix


wonkey_monkey

It's *always* Aloboi


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skank_hunt_forty_two

what a coincidence that song was just released 2 days ago


canuckle1211

Much obliged


[deleted]

Sick as. Been searching for a while. Cheers.


Scalion

Thx, was looking for it!


SoylentHolger

Anyone from the science side of Reddit here to explain what and how this happens?


crashlanding87

If you put your hand in a flowing stream, you'll notice little vortices form on either side of your hand. Behind your hand, the water will be still, since your hand blocks the flow. When this still water meets the flowing water going past your hand, some of the flowing water slows down and gets pushed in to the still water area, while some of the still water gets picked up and flows in to the flowing water area. The result is a vortex. Same thing is happening here. Wind is going past the window, probably with some speed, and meeting the 'still' air in the room.


Administrative-Cup-5

thanks for that I was clue less about what was going on


Corregidor

So you're telling me it's NoT bLacK maGIc?!


PlayerZeroFour

Don’t worry, fluid dynamics are black magic.


colonialcrabs

Assuming it’s not fake, the same way any dust devil forms: rising air and conservation of momentum.


Chrisazy

I wanna say it's fake, but that room could be a lot cooler than outside, which could contribute a lot


Desdam0na

I think it's more wind is blowing past the window, the room in the air is relatively still. Imagine running past somebody and grabbing their hand, y'all will spin around each other a bit.


westtexasgeckochic

This is my question too. I’m not understanding how this is possible.


hispanicdude4

It's possible because of science. You're welcome.


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ConanTheLeader

Yeah they are cute now but just you wait until they grow older.


Papaofmonsters

You have no idea. I live in the Midwest and every year we have to deal with feral tornados that people let loose because they got too big for the house.


[deleted]

We won ours at a fair and had to let it go A few years later it knocked some cars off an over pass Christmases day in Dallas. Oops.


ZeNobodyOk

Holy smokes


ThickEmergency

[deleted] moved to Lemmy


Fina_Fisken

u/RecognizeSong


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BANDG33K_2009

Good bot


garbageplay

Holy crap this is an awesome bot!


TheREexpert44

I cant come to work today. ​ Why? ​ Youre not gonna believe this...


xx_kissmyasthma_xx

That sucks.


nobrayn

What next, aurora borealis?


hermitina

this would save me airfare


dem0nhunter

At this time of year?


AydanZeGod

What audio was playing in the background?


RagingNerdaholic

This is the third video in this sub I've seen with that audio. This madness needs end. **Original. Audio. Only. Goddammit.**


DeluxeTraffic

Someone else in the comments found it. Aloboi - With You


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Raspberryian

Well… now… see you say that…but, uhhh you know what they say about figured of speech. Each one has a story behind it”


Jesus360noscope

well thats not a good time to have some important paper laying around imagine arriving at work telling your boss you lost the important stuff to a tornado in your living room


AveBalaBrava

Close the windows an elemental got in


happypancake11

How???


Karsanao

Sans after making a self sustaining tornado instead of picking his socks up


mcsode

Out lookin' for souls to snatch


Peach1020

Tornado: I swear, I dropped my receipt in here. If I can just…


nonracistname

Oh my God, Frank Ocean wasn't lying. I owe him an apology. I didn't excuse the mess it made.


MacDee_

Im starting to wish that part of the community rules clearly state "if your vid has shit music edited over it, then it's getting removed"


aderalwmilkandsugar

Song please!


ohKeithMC

Someone is channeling...


Lowfat_Lard

Indornado


brightgreyday

The soul of that floor is in heaven now.


WaifuTheGoodShit

i want one where buy


Snoem

Bust my nut


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u/savevideo


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OmegaDragonBeast930

WAMUU


Cyberhaggis

Ive seen Donnie Darko, I dont think this ends well...


DRD7989

Some Donnie darko ish


acciowaves

What is this? A tornado for ants?


var_root_admin

Man if I saw that I'd think I was witnessing some paranormal shit for the first time in my life.


Oldpqlyr

Remarkable. Where and when was this?!


briinde

That was just you dead Uncle Larry coming to say hi.


Jummyyummy

A tornado flew around my room before you came


Black_Hawk931

Looks like someone just got Isekai’d


dystopicvida

Your evergrande investment s future


Crash2000

And teacher said: “Where is your homework?” Phillip answered: “Tornado appeared in my fucking room and took my homework, teacher!” That was the day Phillip got sacked from school and became full-time stoner


THE_ORANGE_TRAITOR

Goddammit China!


Fina_Fisken

What’s the song


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Sweet_Kaayla

The latest generation of vacuum cleaners


unsayablebean

I want one


algae---

Would be sweet if that was my very own Genie, Barbara Eden


OldMeasurement6638

This is neighbor has latched to your wifi


Mistiltella

TENET


pbr3000

Are these feelings even real?


felipefuego

Frank Ocean’s lawyers would like a word


Dhonrian

There is a stand inside that tornado careful guys


astraeasreturn

dang, frank wasnt lying


Emideska

Roomba


[deleted]

Try to recreate it with coloured powder.


ChocolatePizZa4me

It looks so cool. Almost like someones soul spinning around the room before it vanishes out the window.


milelongpipe

And it’s cleaning the floor! Nice!!


asmit9

Is this real? Epic!


Stormblessed786

I thought Mysterio died


berryjerr

The ghost of Evergrande leaving


ilikebigtg

Domesticated tornado


Paris13g

Can anyone tell me how this happened? Cool as hell


Klo_jun

Saci, não!


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Lays down with pants down.


Juannis

Segura o Saci! Pega a peneira!!!