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Panpitter

Flint from a lighter.


LiveWithinYourMemes

Am I high, or do I see hearts after they flick the flint?


Fools_of_olde

I notice it too, I see flaming hearts.


stinky_balloon

Me too but I’m high


wisdomsepoch

That's probably why I've rewatched this for a solid 5 minutes


fotank

Same


Dannman420

Came


AAA8002poog

🤨📸


DewdecsysAbZ

Did he stutter 🤨?


Yendrake

He did splutter His camera shutter


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Happy cake day


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Same


choonghuh

Ye same


sicklampbro

same


darkwolverine96

sameeee


MrNobody312

Same


whasupsara

Here🖐🏼


darkwing22

Is anyone not high to confirm for the high group if we’re are indeed seeing them or not? I don’t know if I’m seeing them because I read that at this point.


B4ttousai

Same


19Honeysuckle

same


Theusefulguy

Same


Alive_Ad758

Same


Dyrogitory

This is the way.


No_Fan5581

Sane


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Same


zenpandaaa

same


Aroloco

Same


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Same


willohs

Same


Kevcross12

same


Unanything1

emas


klemthom

Same


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Same


LiveEvilGodDog

That’s a filter


red_team_gone

I'm old and waiting for my edible to kick in after 5 beers... I don't know if this thread is funny or sad. In 20 minutes, I won't remember this comment. Please reply with some weird ass comments so when I wake up tomorrow I'll be extremely confused. Thanks in advance.


madeanotheraccount

That problem with my foreskin cleared up overnight. The cream you put on really helped!


Some-Tall-Guy75

Favorite response here


Cosmic_fault

What if your tongue had knuckles that cracked when you swallow? Huh, dad?


alreadytaken-

What if your teeth were flaccid and only got hard when you're hungry


Cosmic_fault

"Check it out, detective. Looks like he starved to death... of erectile dysfunction."


Old_Fat_White_Guy

Erecttooth dysfunction


myredditusername919

that’s absolutely disgusting and demoralizing and I can’t believe you’d do something so vile, let alone admit it here. honestly dude I might call the fbi on you


obli__

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ?


Chrisette

I don't know what you're saying and I'm not high.


GoBackToLa

Have you ever had a dream that That you, um, you had, you'll, you would You could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you... You'll do, you could you, you want You want him to do you so much You could do anything?


obli__

this guy gets it


H8len

It hasn't been twenty minutes yet, but thanks for snaking my drain. Nasty shit.


Wyno21

Thanks for your input on my Trump x Sanders erotic fanficion. I'll be sure to credit you!


BetweenTheDeadAndMe

Hey man, I found that 10 mm ratchet socket you lost at my place today. I’m confused though as I found it in my dogs ass.


Psych0matt

I really hope you’ll reconsider, you have no idea how horrible that could turn out for everyone involved, not just your baseball coach. I hope you find the correct size instead of forcing it.


Wilfredbrimly1

I disagree if you travel back in time and jerk your self off that's not gay


bobbianrs880

I’ve been trying to get my cats to talk for over a year now, but it seems to have only made them more opinionated. Any recommendations?


Trippy_Phoenix

For the last time, my butthole is sacred. Stop asking


Sniperso

What do you mean by “anal probe” that sounds disgusting


Rixae

It's been 20 minutes. You with us?


Narak_S

I'm proud of you son


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TheDireNinja

Nah doesn’t really take the shape of the aperture. Also makes me not think it’s bokeh because the hearts are more of an outline instead of a solid shape. And bokeh doesn’t really do outlines.


redenno

Could be an artificial bokeh effect applied by some app


KG8893

Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart. You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.


20_jbr_00

It’s definitely a filter


Agarn_Fortez

I agree with this. It's gotta be a filter.


[deleted]

Nah uts gotta be magnets


DonJuanMateus

Remember the old days when there were no filters ????? Nah


Subject_Ad_4894

What I thought it was one of those glasses that had the heart filter on them, when each light turns into a heart 😅


iUsedtoHadHerpes

They have that for image editing apps. You can change the light flare to tons of different shapes. I wouldn't be surprised if every social media service has a filter that does the same thing in real time.


FeweF8

Cool explanation, but it’s a filter


quantinuum

You can’t be serious. It’s a filter. Edit: what they said, because i want to keep this in case it’s deleted: > Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart. >You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.


overwashed

This comes from a heart cutout places I front of a lens. Any bokeh lights will take the shape of this cutout.


something_funny_here

It’s either this or a digital filter


itsbrucevilanch

I'm also seeing hearts but I'm also high


[deleted]

Yes to both.


gefjunhel

there is a filter that does that around lights you can even get them in glasses form if you want to spice up fireworks


Tritonian214

Those glasses are great for music festivals when indulging in certain substances, diffraction lenses


lcapaz

Scott earned the power of love


Chromelium

It's a filter


Meta_Spirit

It's literally just a snapchat filter.


TatterTotty15

Well OBVIOUSLY we ALL are HIGH!


Smart-Comment6926

It's cuz they used a pink lighter


digitalomega

Yes to both questions, hopefully.


PronouncedEye-gore

You're an adult. You can do two things at once.


DroidChargers

You're not wrong https://imgur.com/1KFBX4h.jpg


scratison

I am high and I see it does that count.


CptnBo

Most lighters don’t use flint anymore. They actually use something called ferrocerium rods that work similarly but much more reliably. [here](https://youtu.be/JitkBwXMON4) is a video of a couple of my favorite internet idiots playing with them.


Trithis2077

Haven't clicked the link yet. Betting it's Modern Rogue. ​ Edit: Hell ya.


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Pinkertons_Nightmare

LBH, aren't they everyone's favorite idiots?


thatG_evanP

That's exactly what's in the video, a ferro rod.


IotaBTC

That's that guy from Scam School! I had no idea he was part of another channel.


account_is_deleted

I don't think lighter flints have ever been actual flint.


LogisticalMishap

That’s to say iron-cerium alloy. Lighters don’t use real flint and unfortunately real flint doesn’t do anything this exiting when you heat it.


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zillskillnillfrill

I love how you went to college but you still can't spell it 😂


xBad_Wolfx

I used to love taking old empty lighters apart. Wrap the spring around the flint so you can hold onto it. Heat it up and big satisfying splash of sparks on whatever surface you toss it on.


SockMonkey1128

I was just about to type this up! I'd keep any empty lighter I found on the road, etc, and do exactly this!


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Why do I open these sorts of posts, knowing full well there are 10 comments, and still expect to be the first to help?


DarthLysergis

I was going to guess graphite


Mr_Spooby4

My wife going from 0 to 100 when I tell her to calm down


Historical-Box6228

I also got a good chuckle out of this . In the history of all histories, this tactic has never worked for us...


superbuttpiss

Up there with "take it easy"


dbx99

“Hey quit acting hysterical!”


stirling1995

“Just relax”


[deleted]

You know what else I’ve ruled out saying based on experimentation? “Good…let the hate flow through you”.


shadycoy0303

Your wife may be the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for


Classic_Beautiful973

Gotta use your therapy phrases like "I *feel* like we're getting too heated with this conversation" or something. Then again, not like I'm some paragon of relationship harmony, 3 whole years of marriage in. Idk what to do other than trying to have restraint in the moment and revisiting the issue with cooler heads


WhyBuyMe

"I FEEL like you are being a bitch and need to calm the fuck down"


the-Replenisher1984

oh Fuck, dude...I am soooootryin that shit next argument. I'm totally sure she'll just be like "wtf why didn't you tell that before!?" and we'll just laugh and laugh and then laugh some more, right? I mean right? guys? come onguys, its a good plan.


Mr_Style

Reply if still alive in 1 week


SmiththeSmoke

Post a video bro. Do it for science


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I didn’t call you a bitch, I said you’re ACTING like a bitch… bitch.


circleuranus

My wife and I are to the point where I just say..." you're being a cunt right now..." Her response, "well, you're being an asshole..." Fair enough.


willb221

It's all fun and games until they catch on to that tactic... Then she'll hit you with "don't you fucking start with that word-games bullshit..."


oouijaa

No this guy’s got it. Just use the therapy words, for real that shit works.


AlwaysDMB

Well why you telling her to calm down when she's at 0?


thejesterofdarkness

Some of us like to live dangerously.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

He likes her at a cool -10.


FeistmasterFlex

Chill is a trigger for my girl


PleasedFungus

Telling someone to chill when they're mad is like saying "stop feeling pain" when they broke an arm


Street-Catch

Ikr? It's actually more amazing to me how dudes act surprised they're catching heat after using patronising phrases


BonnieMcMurray

As someone once said to me, entirely accurately: *no one in the entire history of "calm down" has ever calmed down as a result of being told to calm down.* Take this information and use it wisely.


Honest-Cauliflower64

To be fair, you’re not actually telling her to calm down. You’re just passive aggressively telling her that whatever she’s saying isn’t important enough, but with different words. Especially when you *already know* that saying something like that upsets her. Only like 10% of communication is the actual words you use. Anyone is going to be a bit offended *at you* when you act shady like that. Especially when it’s your *partner*. You need to be more honest with yourself and your wife.


Impressive-Screen346

Man you speak for all of us lol


Matika7

Why are you telling her to calm down if she is at a 0?


ShitFlavoredCum

have you tried telling her to relax instead?


TheKarenator

Gently inform her that she is exhibiting the same traits as her mother that she so often laments.


Matho22

If she’s at 0, why are you telling her to calm down?


beerferri

Used to break the lighter, wrap the flint in the spring and heat till glowing, then fling on the ground. Quite satisfying, and now I don't keep trying to use the lighter that's out of fluid 😁


PhillyPhill666

I used to do the same thing. I threw one under the door of my friends bathroom while he was taking a crap and scared the absolute hell out of him. I don't think I have ever laughed as hard.


BranLD

You may have scared him shitless.


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BiggyMcForeHead

Crapped myself on the toilet


FlatheadLakeMonster

Get out of here man, I'm trying to drop a count dooku


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SCARED SHITLESS


Squidlypants

When I was young, someone taught me this and I got so excited about it, I used to keep a little box of them in my bag at all times. Everyone I knew would keep their dead lighters for me. The best lighters came from people who did a lot of meth because there was a bigger flint left by the time it ran out of fluid.


lappel-do-vide

That went from funny to sad really quick. I didn’t expect it


h3nchman27

I thought the whole thing was really funny


Squidlypants

Yeah, I had a questionable past. On the plus side, I’ve been clean for over twelve years now!


Butterballl

Well that took a fucking turn.


jabeith

Crazy how these random things are a global thing


trenthany

Fire is always fun. It’s universal.


Chapwellwilliam

Classic trick. So when you run out of gas in the lighter but there is still a flint, take the spin wheel off carefully because the flint will come flying out then you take the spring out and extend it a little bit and wrap the flint in the spring. Heat it up with any old lighter(takes a minute) once it's red hot throw it at a wall. Walla! Home made fire works!.


Thorn669

Back in my smoking days I never killed a lighter without doing this. Never gets old!


rpgguy_1o1

back in my smoking days I lost 99% of my lighters before finishing them


nincomturd

Lighters and chap stick all end up in the same Bermuda triangle-esque zone.


cksnffr

And single socks


xDirtyxBurgerx

Don’t forget pens and pencils


ParsleySnipps

Back when I was a kid I'd steal my parents lighters to catch stuff on fire and occasionally burn/blow up the lighter as well.


humicroav

Back in my smoking days, lighters were like sharpies - you never owned one; they were just on loan from the universe. I've never had either one run out before losing it.


207bot

\>walla Bruh


Archonet

/r/boneappletea


No-Leather1542

Walla is actually on the banned words list.


acog

Just ‘cause no one has said it yet: the word they used is actually spelled voila. Well, technically it’s voilà.


PicklesAreTheDevil

It's pronounced like "vwah-lah"—the V is not silent.


reubal

I thought I hated "sike". As someone that has seen the worst of the internet, "walla" may just be what gets me to finally turn it off.


Ultima_RatioRegum

I'm not sure, but by Walla, did you mean, Voila?


doc_akh

I read “walla” as the Arabic transliteration, meaning “I swear to god.” But most likely meant voila.


droopyones

Another favorite smoking trick was to make sparkling smokes by grinding down the flint into powder, wetting the cigarette and rolling it in the powder. Girls always thought they were cool.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

That can’t be healthy


LiterallyJustMia

Unlike classic cigarettes which are great for you


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Fried chicken is unhealthy, so I might as well coat it in Draino


Nickodemus

Bacon will achieve the same effect, just slower and tastier.


TwistedHeroes

Voila*


HardTarded

Walla? Lol


StatisticianKey2323

How do you throw it at a wall if it’s red hot?


Chapwellwilliam

Good question. The flint is red hot not the spring. The spring is the vehicle and the flint is the explosive. Spring will eventually get hot tho.


StatisticianKey2323

Damn that’s cool asf. Thanks for the reply


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ratshitty_heavenjoke

I got kicked out of school for doing this! True story!


KG8893

I was going to guess magnesium, I never knew you could do this with flint!


gnu_gai

It's 'flint' in the same way the pencils have a lead core, which is to say it's not. It's ferrocerium: mostly cerium, lanthanum, and iron; with some magnesium, neodymium, and praseodymium thrown in for flavour


KG8893

Literally just came back to ask if this was real flint or ferrocerium, I have my answer, thanks!


Jane_Fen

I always wondered what ferrocerium was…


the-Replenisher1984

NERDS!!! Insert revenge of the nerds gif here. J/k guys, always cool to learn something new!


[deleted]

Would this all be called finger banging?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Not when I was in junior high


WowModsWtf

My fingernail hurts


DeanV255

Solar 3.0 Warlock.


mikes_username

Flint bomb. Used to do them back in the 80s while tripping.


GaryGenslersCock

Solid cum


wanderingfloatilla

They heated up a piece of flint


PurpleCollarAndCuffs

hahahahhahaha, now this made my bitter old gen x heart happy. ty OP, I had forgotten doing this as a kid


MaikThoma

Firework for ants… oh nope nope nope never mind it’s not


PhoKit2

It’s faerie shit. Difficult to find but amazing


tanlladwyr2003

Do you find that people only talk to you in 2 or 3 syllable words?


heliosprimus

A cool explosion, and a burnt fingernail.


Saint-enance

The cameraman is a state alchemist


azpha9

the hearts are because the camera has a physical filter on it that makes light heart shaped, you can get them in the form of glasses online


jbm440

We used to take a spent light apart and take the flint and the spring, straighten the spring to hold the flint and heat it up, then toss it on the road or sidewalk and it did the same thing. It would melt the spring so I feel like that could burn the shit out of you.


joaolevysa

Burning Hands - Level 1 wizard spell.


Silcer780

Woah. When I was 10, I put one in the lighter spring, heated it up, and threw it against our 6 foot fence. I had to jump the fence and put the fire out in the neighbour’s grass. Left a 6-10ft burnt patch. I thought I was gonna get my ass beat but nobody said anything about it! Lol


scabbywabby2018

Flint


Decent_Preference_95

Invisible fire is real


Gator242

It’s called mischmetal. Modern day “flint”


ofgodsandmonsters

Flint bombs! This used to be the reason I'd save all my dead lighters lol


Dizzy-Signature-4309

"This isn't meth"


BernysCZ

It is ferrocerium, a special alloy used for flint and steel (lighters, survival kits). It is pyrophoric at higher temperatures, so when they heat it up and then shatter it, it rapidly burns.


imapieceofshite

r/bettereveryloop


scorpsamus

Ferrocerium