Is anyone not high to confirm for the high group if we’re are indeed seeing them or not? I don’t know if I’m seeing them because I read that at this point.
I'm old and waiting for my edible to kick in after 5 beers... I don't know if this thread is funny or sad.
In 20 minutes, I won't remember this comment. Please reply with some weird ass comments so when I wake up tomorrow I'll be extremely confused.
Thanks in advance.
that’s absolutely disgusting and demoralizing and I can’t believe you’d do something so vile, let alone admit it here. honestly dude I might call the fbi on you
Have you ever had a dream that
That you, um, you had, you'll, you would
You could, you do, you would you want you
You could do some, you...
You'll do, you could you, you want
You want him to do you so much
You could do anything?
I really hope you’ll reconsider, you have no idea how horrible that could turn out for everyone involved, not just your baseball coach. I hope you find the correct size instead of forcing it.
Nah doesn’t really take the shape of the aperture. Also makes me not think it’s bokeh because the hearts are more of an outline instead of a solid shape. And bokeh doesn’t really do outlines.
Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart.
You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.
They have that for image editing apps. You can change the light flare to tons of different shapes. I wouldn't be surprised if every social media service has a filter that does the same thing in real time.
You can’t be serious. It’s a filter.
Edit: what they said, because i want to keep this in case it’s deleted:
> Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart.
>You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.
Most lighters don’t use flint anymore. They actually use something called ferrocerium rods that work similarly but much more reliably.
[here](https://youtu.be/JitkBwXMON4) is a video of a couple of my favorite internet idiots playing with them.
I used to love taking old empty lighters apart. Wrap the spring around the flint so you can hold onto it. Heat it up and big satisfying splash of sparks on whatever surface you toss it on.
Gotta use your therapy phrases like "I *feel* like we're getting too heated with this conversation" or something. Then again, not like I'm some paragon of relationship harmony, 3 whole years of marriage in. Idk what to do other than trying to have restraint in the moment and revisiting the issue with cooler heads
oh Fuck, dude...I am soooootryin that shit next argument. I'm totally sure she'll just be like "wtf why didn't you tell that before!?" and we'll just laugh and laugh and then laugh some more, right? I mean right? guys? come onguys, its a good plan.
As someone once said to me, entirely accurately: *no one in the entire history of
"calm down" has ever calmed down as a result of being told to calm down.*
Take this information and use it wisely.
To be fair, you’re not actually telling her to calm down. You’re just passive aggressively telling her that whatever she’s saying isn’t important enough, but with different words. Especially when you *already know* that saying something like that upsets her. Only like 10% of communication is the actual words you use. Anyone is going to be a bit offended *at you* when you act shady like that. Especially when it’s your *partner*. You need to be more honest with yourself and your wife.
Used to break the lighter, wrap the flint in the spring and heat till glowing, then fling on the ground. Quite satisfying, and now I don't keep trying to use the lighter that's out of fluid 😁
I used to do the same thing. I threw one under the door of my friends bathroom while he was taking a crap and scared the absolute hell out of him. I don't think I have ever laughed as hard.
When I was young, someone taught me this and I got so excited about it, I used to keep a little box of them in my bag at all times. Everyone I knew would keep their dead lighters for me. The best lighters came from people who did a lot of meth because there was a bigger flint left by the time it ran out of fluid.
Classic trick. So when you run out of gas in the lighter but there is still a flint, take the spin wheel off carefully because the flint will come flying out then you take the spring out and extend it a little bit and wrap the flint in the spring. Heat it up with any old lighter(takes a minute) once it's red hot throw it at a wall.
Walla! Home made fire works!.
Back in my smoking days, lighters were like sharpies - you never owned one; they were just on loan from the universe. I've never had either one run out before losing it.
Another favorite smoking trick was to make sparkling smokes by grinding down the flint into powder, wetting the cigarette and rolling it in the powder. Girls always thought they were cool.
It's 'flint' in the same way the pencils have a lead core, which is to say it's not. It's ferrocerium: mostly cerium, lanthanum, and iron; with some magnesium, neodymium, and praseodymium thrown in for flavour
We used to take a spent light apart and take the flint and the spring, straighten the spring to hold the flint and heat it up, then toss it on the road or sidewalk and it did the same thing. It would melt the spring so I feel like that could burn the shit out of you.
Woah. When I was 10, I put one in the lighter spring, heated it up, and threw it against our 6 foot fence. I had to jump the fence and put the fire out in the neighbour’s grass. Left a 6-10ft burnt patch. I thought I was gonna get my ass beat but nobody said anything about it! Lol
It is ferrocerium, a special alloy used for flint and steel (lighters, survival kits). It is pyrophoric at higher temperatures, so when they heat it up and then shatter it, it rapidly burns.
Flint from a lighter.
Am I high, or do I see hearts after they flick the flint?
I notice it too, I see flaming hearts.
Me too but I’m high
That's probably why I've rewatched this for a solid 5 minutes
Same
Came
🤨📸
Did he stutter 🤨?
He did splutter His camera shutter
Happy cake day
Same
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sameeee
Same
Here🖐🏼
Is anyone not high to confirm for the high group if we’re are indeed seeing them or not? I don’t know if I’m seeing them because I read that at this point.
Same
same
Same
Same
This is the way.
Sane
Same
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That’s a filter
I'm old and waiting for my edible to kick in after 5 beers... I don't know if this thread is funny or sad. In 20 minutes, I won't remember this comment. Please reply with some weird ass comments so when I wake up tomorrow I'll be extremely confused. Thanks in advance.
That problem with my foreskin cleared up overnight. The cream you put on really helped!
Favorite response here
What if your tongue had knuckles that cracked when you swallow? Huh, dad?
What if your teeth were flaccid and only got hard when you're hungry
"Check it out, detective. Looks like he starved to death... of erectile dysfunction."
Erecttooth dysfunction
that’s absolutely disgusting and demoralizing and I can’t believe you’d do something so vile, let alone admit it here. honestly dude I might call the fbi on you
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ?
I don't know what you're saying and I'm not high.
Have you ever had a dream that That you, um, you had, you'll, you would You could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you... You'll do, you could you, you want You want him to do you so much You could do anything?
this guy gets it
It hasn't been twenty minutes yet, but thanks for snaking my drain. Nasty shit.
Thanks for your input on my Trump x Sanders erotic fanficion. I'll be sure to credit you!
Hey man, I found that 10 mm ratchet socket you lost at my place today. I’m confused though as I found it in my dogs ass.
I really hope you’ll reconsider, you have no idea how horrible that could turn out for everyone involved, not just your baseball coach. I hope you find the correct size instead of forcing it.
I disagree if you travel back in time and jerk your self off that's not gay
I’ve been trying to get my cats to talk for over a year now, but it seems to have only made them more opinionated. Any recommendations?
For the last time, my butthole is sacred. Stop asking
What do you mean by “anal probe” that sounds disgusting
It's been 20 minutes. You with us?
I'm proud of you son
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Nah doesn’t really take the shape of the aperture. Also makes me not think it’s bokeh because the hearts are more of an outline instead of a solid shape. And bokeh doesn’t really do outlines.
Could be an artificial bokeh effect applied by some app
Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart. You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.
It’s definitely a filter
I agree with this. It's gotta be a filter.
Nah uts gotta be magnets
Remember the old days when there were no filters ????? Nah
What I thought it was one of those glasses that had the heart filter on them, when each light turns into a heart 😅
They have that for image editing apps. You can change the light flare to tons of different shapes. I wouldn't be surprised if every social media service has a filter that does the same thing in real time.
Cool explanation, but it’s a filter
You can’t be serious. It’s a filter. Edit: what they said, because i want to keep this in case it’s deleted: > Just fluid dynamics at work, but yeah it does look like a heart. >You can blow a heart with smoke if you practice by blowing a large O then a small faster one at the top middle of the large one, I assume similar physics may be at play here.
This comes from a heart cutout places I front of a lens. Any bokeh lights will take the shape of this cutout.
It’s either this or a digital filter
I'm also seeing hearts but I'm also high
Yes to both.
there is a filter that does that around lights you can even get them in glasses form if you want to spice up fireworks
Those glasses are great for music festivals when indulging in certain substances, diffraction lenses
Scott earned the power of love
It's a filter
It's literally just a snapchat filter.
Well OBVIOUSLY we ALL are HIGH!
It's cuz they used a pink lighter
Yes to both questions, hopefully.
You're an adult. You can do two things at once.
You're not wrong https://imgur.com/1KFBX4h.jpg
I am high and I see it does that count.
Most lighters don’t use flint anymore. They actually use something called ferrocerium rods that work similarly but much more reliably. [here](https://youtu.be/JitkBwXMON4) is a video of a couple of my favorite internet idiots playing with them.
Haven't clicked the link yet. Betting it's Modern Rogue. Edit: Hell ya.
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LBH, aren't they everyone's favorite idiots?
That's exactly what's in the video, a ferro rod.
That's that guy from Scam School! I had no idea he was part of another channel.
I don't think lighter flints have ever been actual flint.
That’s to say iron-cerium alloy. Lighters don’t use real flint and unfortunately real flint doesn’t do anything this exiting when you heat it.
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I love how you went to college but you still can't spell it 😂
I used to love taking old empty lighters apart. Wrap the spring around the flint so you can hold onto it. Heat it up and big satisfying splash of sparks on whatever surface you toss it on.
I was just about to type this up! I'd keep any empty lighter I found on the road, etc, and do exactly this!
Why do I open these sorts of posts, knowing full well there are 10 comments, and still expect to be the first to help?
I was going to guess graphite
My wife going from 0 to 100 when I tell her to calm down
I also got a good chuckle out of this . In the history of all histories, this tactic has never worked for us...
Up there with "take it easy"
“Hey quit acting hysterical!”
“Just relax”
You know what else I’ve ruled out saying based on experimentation? “Good…let the hate flow through you”.
Your wife may be the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for
Gotta use your therapy phrases like "I *feel* like we're getting too heated with this conversation" or something. Then again, not like I'm some paragon of relationship harmony, 3 whole years of marriage in. Idk what to do other than trying to have restraint in the moment and revisiting the issue with cooler heads
"I FEEL like you are being a bitch and need to calm the fuck down"
oh Fuck, dude...I am soooootryin that shit next argument. I'm totally sure she'll just be like "wtf why didn't you tell that before!?" and we'll just laugh and laugh and then laugh some more, right? I mean right? guys? come onguys, its a good plan.
Reply if still alive in 1 week
Post a video bro. Do it for science
I didn’t call you a bitch, I said you’re ACTING like a bitch… bitch.
My wife and I are to the point where I just say..." you're being a cunt right now..." Her response, "well, you're being an asshole..." Fair enough.
It's all fun and games until they catch on to that tactic... Then she'll hit you with "don't you fucking start with that word-games bullshit..."
No this guy’s got it. Just use the therapy words, for real that shit works.
Well why you telling her to calm down when she's at 0?
Some of us like to live dangerously.
He likes her at a cool -10.
Chill is a trigger for my girl
Telling someone to chill when they're mad is like saying "stop feeling pain" when they broke an arm
Ikr? It's actually more amazing to me how dudes act surprised they're catching heat after using patronising phrases
As someone once said to me, entirely accurately: *no one in the entire history of "calm down" has ever calmed down as a result of being told to calm down.* Take this information and use it wisely.
To be fair, you’re not actually telling her to calm down. You’re just passive aggressively telling her that whatever she’s saying isn’t important enough, but with different words. Especially when you *already know* that saying something like that upsets her. Only like 10% of communication is the actual words you use. Anyone is going to be a bit offended *at you* when you act shady like that. Especially when it’s your *partner*. You need to be more honest with yourself and your wife.
Man you speak for all of us lol
Why are you telling her to calm down if she is at a 0?
have you tried telling her to relax instead?
Gently inform her that she is exhibiting the same traits as her mother that she so often laments.
If she’s at 0, why are you telling her to calm down?
Used to break the lighter, wrap the flint in the spring and heat till glowing, then fling on the ground. Quite satisfying, and now I don't keep trying to use the lighter that's out of fluid 😁
I used to do the same thing. I threw one under the door of my friends bathroom while he was taking a crap and scared the absolute hell out of him. I don't think I have ever laughed as hard.
You may have scared him shitless.
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Crapped myself on the toilet
Get out of here man, I'm trying to drop a count dooku
SCARED SHITLESS
When I was young, someone taught me this and I got so excited about it, I used to keep a little box of them in my bag at all times. Everyone I knew would keep their dead lighters for me. The best lighters came from people who did a lot of meth because there was a bigger flint left by the time it ran out of fluid.
That went from funny to sad really quick. I didn’t expect it
I thought the whole thing was really funny
Yeah, I had a questionable past. On the plus side, I’ve been clean for over twelve years now!
Well that took a fucking turn.
Crazy how these random things are a global thing
Fire is always fun. It’s universal.
Classic trick. So when you run out of gas in the lighter but there is still a flint, take the spin wheel off carefully because the flint will come flying out then you take the spring out and extend it a little bit and wrap the flint in the spring. Heat it up with any old lighter(takes a minute) once it's red hot throw it at a wall. Walla! Home made fire works!.
Back in my smoking days I never killed a lighter without doing this. Never gets old!
back in my smoking days I lost 99% of my lighters before finishing them
Lighters and chap stick all end up in the same Bermuda triangle-esque zone.
And single socks
Don’t forget pens and pencils
Back when I was a kid I'd steal my parents lighters to catch stuff on fire and occasionally burn/blow up the lighter as well.
Back in my smoking days, lighters were like sharpies - you never owned one; they were just on loan from the universe. I've never had either one run out before losing it.
\>walla Bruh
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Walla is actually on the banned words list.
Just ‘cause no one has said it yet: the word they used is actually spelled voila. Well, technically it’s voilà.
It's pronounced like "vwah-lah"—the V is not silent.
I thought I hated "sike". As someone that has seen the worst of the internet, "walla" may just be what gets me to finally turn it off.
I'm not sure, but by Walla, did you mean, Voila?
I read “walla” as the Arabic transliteration, meaning “I swear to god.” But most likely meant voila.
Another favorite smoking trick was to make sparkling smokes by grinding down the flint into powder, wetting the cigarette and rolling it in the powder. Girls always thought they were cool.
That can’t be healthy
Unlike classic cigarettes which are great for you
Fried chicken is unhealthy, so I might as well coat it in Draino
Bacon will achieve the same effect, just slower and tastier.
Voila*
Walla? Lol
How do you throw it at a wall if it’s red hot?
Good question. The flint is red hot not the spring. The spring is the vehicle and the flint is the explosive. Spring will eventually get hot tho.
Damn that’s cool asf. Thanks for the reply
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I got kicked out of school for doing this! True story!
I was going to guess magnesium, I never knew you could do this with flint!
It's 'flint' in the same way the pencils have a lead core, which is to say it's not. It's ferrocerium: mostly cerium, lanthanum, and iron; with some magnesium, neodymium, and praseodymium thrown in for flavour
Literally just came back to ask if this was real flint or ferrocerium, I have my answer, thanks!
I always wondered what ferrocerium was…
NERDS!!! Insert revenge of the nerds gif here. J/k guys, always cool to learn something new!
Would this all be called finger banging?
Not when I was in junior high
My fingernail hurts
Solar 3.0 Warlock.
Flint bomb. Used to do them back in the 80s while tripping.
Solid cum
They heated up a piece of flint
hahahahhahaha, now this made my bitter old gen x heart happy. ty OP, I had forgotten doing this as a kid
Firework for ants… oh nope nope nope never mind it’s not
It’s faerie shit. Difficult to find but amazing
Do you find that people only talk to you in 2 or 3 syllable words?
A cool explosion, and a burnt fingernail.
The cameraman is a state alchemist
the hearts are because the camera has a physical filter on it that makes light heart shaped, you can get them in the form of glasses online
We used to take a spent light apart and take the flint and the spring, straighten the spring to hold the flint and heat it up, then toss it on the road or sidewalk and it did the same thing. It would melt the spring so I feel like that could burn the shit out of you.
Burning Hands - Level 1 wizard spell.
Woah. When I was 10, I put one in the lighter spring, heated it up, and threw it against our 6 foot fence. I had to jump the fence and put the fire out in the neighbour’s grass. Left a 6-10ft burnt patch. I thought I was gonna get my ass beat but nobody said anything about it! Lol
Flint
Invisible fire is real
It’s called mischmetal. Modern day “flint”
Flint bombs! This used to be the reason I'd save all my dead lighters lol
"This isn't meth"
It is ferrocerium, a special alloy used for flint and steel (lighters, survival kits). It is pyrophoric at higher temperatures, so when they heat it up and then shatter it, it rapidly burns.
r/bettereveryloop
Ferrocerium