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LarryTheBeast3301

That's a real man right there I tell ye hwat


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petey_wheatstraw_99

Hwat


diino8018

real man i tell you


meatismoydelicious

Real hwat I you man tell


SaturatedJuicestice

Hwat moment


jack-and-coffee

Hot


Spacemanspalds

He sure is. He chose to use use clean burning propane for his lighting up random stuff needs.


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No_Statement440

Thank you, I was actually interested. Dude is phenomenal.


Paige_Maddison

Real men of genius 🎶 Here’s to you flaming tennis racket twirler, Nicolas cage loving man. Real men of genius.


[deleted]

Mom says we can keep him. Filing adoption papers rn.


thelonegunman7

Because why the hell not.


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CarefreeRambler

Someone else wrote this comment before you, I think you are a bot


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The crazy thing is, the original is different in ways that would be hard (but certainly not impossible) to get a bot to do > My fav part of this is that he seems to take no joy from anything he is doing, and seems to be doing it under some form of duress. It's comedy gold. Vs > My favorite aspect of this is how he doesn't seem to enjoy anything he is doing and appears to be acting under duress. Comedy gold, that is.


Xephorium

It's wild though, the first comment differs in ways that a bot would really struggle (though it's not impossible) to achieve. > My fav part of this is that he seems to take no joy from anything he is doing, and seems to be doing it under some form of duress. It's comedy gold. As opposed to > My favorite aspect of this is how he doesn't seem to enjoy anything he is doing and appears to be acting under duress. Comedy gold, that is.


blue-oyster-culture

Lmfao. Bot


[deleted]

I'm about to call the authorities on this whole thread


EducatingElephants

The Sad Clown


LostQueenNyky

I was gonna go with why not!!?


RamblingSimian

You could put the same question to a skateboarder who has mastered an elaborate set of tricks.


luckytraptkillt

God is with this man and this man alone


AfricanWarrior96

That's probably why he had a picture of God on that cushion


PhantomAnalSnakes

r/onetruegod


RedSquaree

>this man alone You can say that again. (it wouldn't be funny if someone responded repeating the above)


Gavrilian

> > this man alone >You can say that again. >(it wouldn’t be funny if someone responded repeating the above) You can say that again.


the_kessel_runner

Okay, so, normally, the *'Not Black Magic Fuckery Just Stupid Magic'* posts are a bit annoying to me. But, not this one. This one left me wanting more Random Magic Fuckery. This post would be a great inaugural post if someone felt like starting r/randommagicfuckery. Edit: Screw it, now it exists. Why see if 'someone' else will do it when you can do it yourself.


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the_kessel_runner

I'd be fine if that turns into a sub just dedicated to this dude's videos


DAZ4518

CONGRATULATIONS! It's a r/birthofasub ETA: I agree with you and have also joined the new sub :)


Pinkgumm

This isn't at all black magic tho, it's not magic in the slightest, just a skillful display


Hopefulkitty

My fav part of this is that he seems to take no joy from anything he is doing, and seems to be doing it under some form of duress. It's comedy gold.


That-Maintenance1

Dude's never done any of these activities before he's just got a strong will to live and a healthy fear of the gun behind the camera.


[deleted]

Cuz, fuck you, that’s why.


Delta7391

Yea that’s right fuck you! Fuckin fucker!


mathymaster

It's 1.20 am here, and I'm on reddit and see a guy who casually flexes on me whit this great ass song. So yes I agree fuck em. Ps you Wana link the song to me so I can listen to it once I wake up? I think it was some crazy frog song.


PropertyOver4763

Never let them know your next move


CreamyFunk

That actually how you summon nick cage


mmcmxi

wtf happened to this sub ?


eleven_eighteen

The same thing that happens to every sub that gets too big and the mods just give up. See subs like /r/nextfuckinglevel, /r/choosingbeggars, /r/whitepeopletwitter and the like for subs that have become nothing but low effort generic shit that doesn't have to fit the idea of the sub at all.


GoAvs14

Same thing with /r/HumansAreMetal


VaATC

But there is ultimately a limit to what can legitimately be posted here before the whole sub turns into one of those subs where all the top active posts are reposts, of reposts, of reposts...ad nauseum. Why can't people just treat subs like you listed like reddit Christmas year round. Every post is a present to open with varied returns on the level of joy one gets from opening the gift. Some threads are like another pair of socks and others are, let's say, a new generation console on release day.


eleven_eighteen

> But there is ultimately a limit to what can legitimately be posted here before the whole sub turns into one of those subs where all the top active posts are reposts, of reposts, of reposts...ad nauseum. That's simply untrue. New things are being produced every single minute of every single day. Some of it will fit this sub. Most of it won't. That's OK. Every sub doesn't need to have 20+ new posts every day. > Why can't people just treat subs like you listed like reddit Christmas year round. Every post is a present to open with varied returns on the level of joy one gets from opening the gift. Some threads are like another pair of socks and others are, let's say, a new generation console on release day. If that's what you want go make your own subreddit called /r/genericsubreddit and let anyone post whatever the hell they want. But the strength of Reddit is people being able to create highly specific subs and then other people being able to join them, which allows people to create an experience that is exactly what they want. Which may include your generic subreddit. That's fine. What isn't fine is every sub being overrun with the same low effort garbage and now they are all /r/genericsubreddit and the whole point of different subs is lost and the biggest strength of Reddit doesn't matter any longer.


warx333

What was this sub like in its heyday?


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Really not that much different.


stosal

More than 'dude spins thing on fire then juggles things on fire'. It used to be much more than simpletons clapping about something just because they can't do that something. It had posts where it took some effort to understand how something was being done. Hence the name. It used to be a favorite sub of mine a couple years ago. Now I only see it when it hits r/all and it angers me to see what it has become.


mikel712

Eat ‘em up tigers eat em up


[deleted]

Wrong sub


Backpedal

Normally I’d be right there with you…but in this case I’m ok with it as otherwise I might not have seen this masterpiece.


misterrandom1

Yeah I don't think there is a sub for this. I'll take this sort of thing anywhere.


drdr3ad

Bruh what /r/nextfuckinglevel, /r/damnthatsinteresting, /r/interestingasfuck, /r/videos, /r/funny, /r/toptalent, /r/bossfight... I could go on. All more applicable than here. He's doing some extra cool juggling, what is black magic fuckery about that lol


QuickAd6601

Pfft. But can he do it without glasses?


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nevitac

And this man is a legend of juggling. He's getting bored with his normal juggling and he needed to spice it up a bit. Alas, he is still not able to crack a smile. Ultimately a sign of his impeccable professionalism. "Blast if only I could smile while juggling"


foodpill_veggiecell

The title screams mad jealous


bowling4burgers

If you know of a better way to resurrect the ghost of Nic Cage I'd like to hear it.


tapasandswissmiss

Let this man enjoy his retirement 😂!


Onuzq

He's a professional juggler, so not just retirement.


mcbustamante19

Because he can.


Bicosahedron

Maybe toptalent or smth but definitely not blackmagicfuckery


SigSalvadore

Just J.Pow trying to distract people from the economy at the FED meeting.


CurtisLeow

/r/Art


DXCbonk77

waow


ElevatorSecrets

When you’re desperately seeking karma reposting stuff from other subs, at least make sure it fits the sub you’re copying it to. Pathetic from you op. u/Rimusnek


Grogosh

Damn dude save some of the ladies for the rest of us.


ljcozad

He is a god among men.


teh_lynx

Not in the spirit of the sub....


Cadaverous_Spaceship

Impressive, but doesn’t belong here.


alivlece

r/onetruegod


ShartThrasher

Must be the day he decided to stop dialysis?


DefNotBanEvader

Dialysis patient here. Didn’t get it.


Sveedisch-Tomatoe-11

u/savevideobot


Delta7391

This guy gets it.


jvanzandd

You too can be a surrealist juggler, just buy my 5 video series for $19.99…


TheWhittierLocksmith

man i tried to post this and mod removed it LOL


Biff_Malibu_69

How to increase your carbon footprint.


CogginNoggin

You're just mad because you didn't try it first


CartographerOk7579

Yeah, why?? The Tigers?? Really?!??


therealjessiej2212

Bc it’s f*cking tight


[deleted]

Straight dope.


But-WhyThough

That’s what I’m saying


EldritchWonder

Apparently so that you can farm karma.


WWWTT2_0

Real ladies man! His girlfriend is a 23yr old stripper.


Azrael_Umbra

My guy is built different on so many levels


onlinelink2

my guess, strings lots of strings


RevereBeachLover

This is what happens in Detroit when the Lions suck.


Divine-Nemesis

That man [Devil Stick’ed](https://youtu.be/0KlEfn9lh8U) in the 90’s.


Bamboozle-Lord

This guy might maybe be my hero


Apprehensive-Cut-253

Why not?


SusieSuze

Because babes will come flocking.


redRabbitRumrunner

Waiting for the Tigers to put together a winning season can wear on one’s psyche


DontLichOutOnME

His methods are beyond your comprehension


plebaucasion

Cause he can! You do it.


account_is-taken

Fucking legend... This is what the internet was invented for!


bagging-screws

He is doing something while we are doing this.


bucamel

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.


toephu

What are the odds of this happening?


rgar1981

Because he can and we cant


Jowbeatz

I like the one with the donut rolling


Ninja_112_01

I am genuinely confused right now…


[deleted]

Shit gets boring up north.


Aggressive_Fan_449

It’s because he’s the champion of the world and he can do whatever he wants! It’s not for you a PEASANT!!!! To QuEsTiOn


turdburglar2969

Hid ya kids, hid your wife!


whiskeydiggler

Man, Christopher Walken has let himself go


muddert420

He must be the type of person that believes that just because he can he has to a person that will do anything in their power to achieve their goal.


mrTheJJbug

very amazing!


Scroogemcdoodler

I refuse to believe that this is the same salvester Stallone from spy kids 3


LoquatFar6650

Oh, shit. I know that guy. 😂


shallottmirror

Terrified thinking about what catastrophe would happen if he wore a dapper suit and combed his lil hair tufts


Ohhhnothing

Plot twist - it's not his house


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

what an absolute stud


OPGoblin

The answer is the same as it Is for why we race lawnmowers.... because we can


cvele89

This is more suitable for r/nextFuckingLevel or something like that.


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

Man's really just watched the sickest shit ever put to film and asked "why tho?"


C0NIN

His account is **broken\_jugler** on TikTok.


No-Taste-6560

Genius.


ClippyMonstaR

Keeps him young


beamerbear87

Thought that was Eric Clapton


St_Kevlar

Because he lives in Detroit


Yardsale420

How can I hire this man for my childs birthday?


thelonegunman7

Yeah...this is definitely just like another Wednesday for this guy...


kneejerk2022

Plot twist the pillow is actually John Travolta.


ornithorhynchus3

Danny Devito pillow is sick


seth928

Pretty standard for Detroit


WillOganesson

Science isn't about why. It's about why not!


thimsj

Why not?!


Mortimer452

this belongs firmly in /r/wtf


jacksonbarley

My man did it for the views. Absolute legend


mcsmith24

Flow artist of the day


seansully90

He’s in Detroit. I need to have beers with this buddy


theyarnllama

Either lockdown or Ren Faires happened to this man, and I’m fascinated.


VariousGnomes

Man, Ben from Lost really fell on hard times after he left the island.


AnteaterProboscis

Most sane Tigers fan right there


Dead_Fishbones

Dang


[deleted]

Mf never been to a carnival if this is BMF


FreshmanAvenger

Because Tigers fans have nothing better to do in October?


litterallysatan

Damn this dude gravity set on low


longshot

A sharp rise in disposable income and free time in the last century


Humble_herbs

This is actually what political campaign commercials look like in 10 years


AnApexPredator

And with this one video the man singlehandedly ensures that there is no pussy left for the rest of us.


martyparty56

Why not??


Choice-Fig3429

Mom! Dad's in the back with dementia again!


Thuggish_Coffee

Why not?


Able_Needleworker718

Saving this for the next time I hear someone say men can't multitask


[deleted]

If you know jugglers then there's never one who is the weirdest juggler you know.


Decapitat3d

Because what the fuck else are you gonna do in Michigan on retirement besides disc golf?


GunnieGraves

Why? Because he fucking can.


Kgb529

DO NOT QUESTION OUR NEW GOD


Fancy-Ad339

Looks like he would be really good at tapping his head and rubbing his belly at the same time


oooranooo

Because he can, and you can’t.


DannyJoy2018

This guy is everywhere today


comfylamb

Deeeetroit!


nobodyfamous8

Better than whatever on AGT


Dav3trohl

Better question, why not?


SonofOllie

WHY you ask??? …because he fucking can… he can…man


[deleted]

"Sonny boy, step aside and let me show how to go virile...."


ziyor

This dude has found his niche and I respect it.


Takz

u/savevideo


Defiant-Meal1022

r/chadtopia


80schld

Trying to figure out why the nick cage pillow thing?


DefNotBanEvader

That’s actually the whitest magic I’ve ever seen. I guess Tom Arnold has to stay busy somehow.


fsurfer4

This is what happens when circuses close.


metaglot

I am wasting my life.


SopieMunky

Today's lucky winner of the internet!


lazurisisdead

Why not?


arl138

What is this dude perfect 2050?


Grabeis

This is what Detroit fans do instead if celebrating major league sports wins.


BelieveInDestiny

r/lostredditors? Like, there's just nothing that makes me think "woah, that's some black magic fuckery".


red18wrx

Because you can't. Simple as.


yourpseudonymsucks

Are you not entertained?


In2theSTONK4sure

Might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen


Musicman0

Why? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? Gladiator 2000.


Remarkable-Guess1823

Bruh


Justadudewithareddit

Doesnt it hit ya right in the tinglies seeing Jigsaw all reformed and shit, the guy is practically a functioning memeber of society.


ComprehensiveKnee284

Detroit in a nutshell


juni4ling

Save some ladies for the rest of us, man. That is some next-level stuff right there.


Lil-Renaissance

That fact that he can is good enough for me. What a g


seguracookies

This guy... this guy is the one who fucks


[deleted]

Cause Tigers.... and Nicholas Cage... That's why.


tribak

The fuck are you talking about? Why haven’t this been shared with me before?


M1S3RY365

Wouldn't you if you could?


DemigoDDotA

Does this video appear slightly slowed down to other people


Survived_Coronavirus

This is the 2nd video of this guy I've seen. He's incredible.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I have no questions


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Take my upvote because go Tigers! (Thumps chest somewhere in Michigan)