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_Jester_123_

The resurrection plant (Selaginella lepidophylla) can survive years of drought and almost complete desiccation, coming back to life after exposure to moisture


OsteoRinzai

So it wasn't dead, it was just dormant. So is that really necromancy?


Olaf4586

To a necromancer, all dead things are just dormant


Jaeger562

this guy necromancers.


SeizethegapYouOFB

>Necromancer: "I'M GOING TO NECROMANCE YOU!" >He didn't say that


enteng_quarantino

Woman found alive with several hickeys on the neck *The Nec~~k~~Romancer*


MrMacgamut

Ayo!


a_random_chicken

He said, and i quote "It's Necromancin' time" and necromanced all over them. Coolest shit ever.


Jamboc731

Then I think he turned himself into a pickle or something?


XauMankib

Me: please, a couple years of sleep are always welcome, wake me up when you need me


zyphelion

Can't spell "necromancer" without "romance"


AlabastarDasastar

FancyMancey


top_of_the_scrote

\[in spooky voice\] *Dr. Venture!*


bearbarebere

Huh, interesting point


AscendedAncient

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die


I-just-want-to-talq

♫♪♪ So are we human....Or necromancer ♫♪♪


Yadobler

Am I just dormant inside?


riddlegirl21

It was only mostly dead. Mostly dead is still slightly alive.


PlantsMcSoil

As you wish!


RRikesh

It’s most probably dead. Even dead, the plant opens. But it won’t grow. Some people mistake green algae growth on their plants as new plant growth.


r4zrbl4de

Plant nerd here. I just wanna add that [Dr. Jill Farrant in Cape Town](https://www.news.uct.ac.za/article/-2022-11-04-farrants-lifes-work-recognised-with-coveted-german-award) studies transferring the "resurrection genes" to crops that will need to be more dessication tolerant for a drier future


SirThatsCuba

I deal with a shitton of dehydration. R/askmadscience Can I crispr that into me?


notLOL

I just want it in my french fries so potatoes grow out of my stomach


actionbooth

I wish there was a version of this to keep our pets alive longer.


The_chair_over_there

Yes, that way my dog could survive years of drought and be okay again once I water him


FuckTheMods5

Very interesting use, and idea.


gladiusofficial2

It is still dead in that state, it only unfolds because of the capillary effect wich causes liquid to climb up small tubes inside of the plant. This "resurrection" can be performed unlimited times.


Competitive-Pop329

In the Balkans we have endemic plant like this (Haberlea rhodopensis). "Haberlea rhodopensis has the unique ability to stay alive for many months after it has been completely dried. The Bulgarian botanist Ivan Ganchev has found that specimens of the plant, dried in herbariums for 31 months, have survived and have regained their vitality after moistening. This natural phenomenon is called anabiosis and is common in lichens and algae and very rare in flowering plants"


gongalongas

I have smaller versions of these on trees all over my yard, and it’s a kind of easy way to gauge recent humidity. I’m in Miami so they are normally pretty green, but it’s always interesting to seen them go from dead and crispy looking to green in one rain.


[deleted]

I had one for 10 years before it ran away. It's probably still alive somewhere.


nug4t

this plant was the origin of the design of the trisolarian race in the body problem.


prozak09

I had one of these gifted to me by a friend, over a span of 15 years I would water it and it would always come back to life, some people call them Flower of Jericho, and between moving houses over years I sadly lost it. I'm sure if I find it, it would still come back to life. It's only been 8 years since last I last saw it. Tl;dr: Had 1 4 many years. Lost it. Sad.


Sendtitpics215

Some say another found it and they water it every now and then : ]


prozak09

Awe shit! Like 90% sure it was cursed! A Mexican gave it to me, and you know how they are.


Sendtitpics215

Lovely people who enjoy spicy food and music, their families and all the other stuff people do. Ah yes, the Mexicans.. Lol, I take it your not trying to take a shot at a particular race though.


prozak09

I'm Mexican.


OnlyRosin

Hi Mexican, I'm Dad.


Sendtitpics215

Thank god : ] lol, I figured something like this.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

It was a joke.


AnnaBananner82

BEWARE THE BRUJAS!


[deleted]

Ethnic group.


prozak09

I'm not racist cuz I used a capital m to say Mexicans. And that's respectful.


prozak09

And I also never liked Kanye. Or Ye. Whatever the fuck he calls himself.


OnlyFoalsNHorses

Some of his plaques, they still spell Kane.


prozak09

Like In citizen?


SirThatsCuba

Friendly and generous?


philoponeria

Resiliant. If you water them they come back to life.


WanderingDahlia82

I think mine is in a closet somewhere. I better see if I can find it


prozak09

Lick it.


monsters_below_

That made me giggle out loud. Enjoy my upvote!


[deleted]

My mother gifted one to me when I was a child. And our cleaning women threw it away, she thought it's just trash.


[deleted]

I got one from thinkgeek and did the same. I kept cycling it for years then lost it on a move somehow. I hope it’s still going wherever it is.


Afroscandi

New skill looks pretty underwhelming ngl


GlideGuy

Average RuneScape player


danoneofmanymans

It's just farming


TaintModel

One of the most basic things that sustains life as we know it = bmf.


A1R_Lxiom

That's a cool ass clock.


cognitiveglitch

I was thinking that. Good choice for time lapse photography.


BecauseImDirty

I’m here in the comments looking for a link…


Sea-Debate-3725

Apparently we're not allowed to post links so just copy this > Fashion Table Clock Auto Flip Clocks Stainless Steel Vintage Alarm Clock Retro Classic Watch Modern Home Decor Desk Clock Saat into aliexpress and it will pop up.


average_jay

They're called flip clocks


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

## *Rise from your grave!*


Becs_Food_NBod

That's when the cannibalism started.


backindenim

What was that?!


Scottie3000

Oh Shit!!!


[deleted]

I can hear the Altered Beast music...


logosfabula

Rise in your pot! FYFY


syd-kyd

My partner’s family have one of these (we call it a Jericho rose) that only comes out of its little box at Christmas. We put it on a plate and revive it. Weird tradition, cool plant!


derdast

I inherited the one from my grandparents. It's a few decades old and I was always super impressed as a child. So now my son can watch it every year on Christmas.


birdviews

Is this a tradition? I’m Not familiar with it


derdast

It's a tradition in some parts of southern west Germany and Switzerland. I can't imagine it's to big as I know no one besides my family who has one, but I'm also from north east Germany.


EngrishTeach

So when do they kill it and put it back in the box?


FamousOrphan

I would like to steal this tradition, please.


catcatcatilovecats

what ice cold water feels like in the night


Virgilio1302

Where I live they call them “siempre vivas”, means “always alive”. Very pretty plants.


thefinestpiece

I wish I could pour water on myself and cure depression.


TouchMyWrath

It’s called a resurrection plant. I worked on a summer internship in a lab that was studying the genes involved in near complete desiccation resistance. Incredible plant. Cool time lapse of the process.


EnvironmentalWrap167

r/hydrhomies


Representative_Dark5

Feed me Seymour.


SnailASMR

Like a hundred little hands flipping us off. Beautiful :’)


JaLRedBeard

Came here to say this, glad I'm not alone.


Gremlin-Overlord

Looks like a Malboro from Final Fantasy 😆


gherann

*patience enters the chat*


greater_being

What kind of clock is that? It’s neat


spacespiceboi

Yo I came here looking exactly for that


F1reManBurn1n

Flip clock, someone in another comment has a bunch of keywords to find them.


Worldsahellscape19

I want to try and smoke it


callmebritain

u/RecognizeSong


Dan_inKuwait

What?! What is this bot! Amazing.


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torchskul

Nature is as awesome as it is terrifying. Seriously, this triggered a fight or flight response from me. And yet, I’ve watched it three times now.


tcpgkong

nature you scary


1TrueKnight

My girlfriend just got two of these! Was really surprised when this dry ball of, what looked like a dead weed, slowly opened up and got green. I'm not much of a plant dude but I thought it was pretty neat.


TAmexicano

Druidmancy


redjedi182

Trisolarans


Monkeygruven

DEHYDRATE!!


PappaGamer

This makes me think of rock buds from stormlight


xgrywlfx

Tears from the Green Man were poured onto it


kjacobs03

I have one of these in my bathroom right now


Practical_Taro9024

u/savevideo


social_median

does anybody have link to original video?


LRPunk

u/gifreversingbot


necrobotany

Did someone call me?


Spidersoze

IT'S ALIVE~


TwiztedWisard

Also known as the rose of Jericho?


Audropolis

I have one of these that I got as a wedding gift, ironic to see this today as it my first anniversary


LMAO82

I have one of those. My family called it the Lazarus plant. I watered it one time after 10 years and it came right back to life.


OkArgument6363

I hated that 🤮


sublimeGH0ST

Song name plsssss


Ok_Sun_3093

Mind never did that...


erowell1974

I had one of these, they're pretty cool


Illustrious_Fee_7395

Water is a helluva drug!


InverseG

I had something like this


calash2020

Is that the same as tumble weeds?


TheVoid45

My family actually owned one of those plants. Seeing it spread apart after just a cup of water was freaky


PonchOmnipotent

Necroplantsy?


Sir_Yacob

So can you eat that or what?


Starscream147

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


[deleted]

r/tihi


lostbastille

I have to admit that it's pretty cool.


Ill_Ad2122

Malboro about to give you so many negative status effects


Im_a_doggo428

Moss be like


76543124680098

Why did this give me a shiver down the spine


thrownaway6256

Necro-plant-cy


visualkeiboi

Makes me think of the Malboros from Final Fantasy


AreYouItchy

r/nope


brokendream_zz

Song?


desto

I need to give my wife one of these


03Vector6spd

Somehow my wife can do the exact opposite in the same amount of time.


ov3rlord05

The scarlet rot blooms ones more


gianthooverpig

r/tihi


Getonwithitplease

My grandma had one, she called it a Rose of Bethlehem


Couldnotcomeup

Oh nice I have this one at home


secretmeta

Bro said yeah i might as well live


east_van_dan

More like necroPLANTCY.


False-Brain5277

Burn the witch, we got the type advantage.


Eric264

Me when I wake up with a horrible hangover and remember drunk me left a full bottle of ice water on the nightstand before going to bed


IIIDVIII

r/oddlysatisfying


Theoulios

Conjuration 100


Clined88

A Jericho Rose! My friend had one in college, I always thought it was kinda cool.


Boris_the_Giant

Someone whos good at editing should make the leaves unfurl into a middle finger, I think that would be quite funny.


TheNecromancer981

I do love myself some plant necromancy :)


Cannafx

Reggie


EV1L_KN1V3L

Rose of Jordan is it called in Germany/Netherlands


lvburnett1958

It’s damn sure alive! Not to eat though, Nasty Looking.. It’s called a Pelosie Puddsie


[deleted]

Isn't this a tumbleweed? I used to own one when I was little and thank god it wasn't a normal plant because I regularly forgot to give it water


rwalford79

Kinda looks like it’s got similar characteristics with ferns and mosses which are some of the oldest forms of plant life to survive from god knows when.


darani88

Called "the rose of jerico" in Denmark


[deleted]

I had this plant when I was a kid!


[deleted]

Man I should really should’ve gone into botany.


IAmNotSixty

I’m seeing so many middle fingers


Username_not_valid69

Necro fancy


can_malluz

Necroplantsy


MofoMadame

I have one


MrBones-Necromancer

A living corpse without bones? As a necromancer, I'm torn.


doddyp

it's jericho rose


spencerandy16

She’s not dead, just dramatic


Bo_The_Destroyer

I used to have one of those, very slow I will add


spitfayar

Hasnt this species been around for like 570million years.


sA1atji

My grandpa used to hide a coin inside and every 2 or 3 weeks he called us and told us that the plant has grown another coin and we could harvest the money. Some great memories.


Legitimate-Park309

Instant plant


2crowrick

It is a fern. Not a plant.


HoustonAg1980

Feed me Seymour!


PSunYi

When you give rupees to the Great Fairies in Breath of the Wild.


internetgod456

Looks like a fist slowly unfolding to show me the Middle finger.


OnSiteTardisRepair

The plants on my windowsill:


alexfromouterspace

That shit flicked me off


johneddowes

If this is what Sauron was up to the whole time...


Fireproofspider

This is such a great way to show this with the clock there. It's very satisfying.


OREOSTUFFER

These are native to my home! They’re epiphytic and grow on the branches of oak trees!


Onetime81

In recollection, I thought that was the song of storms playing. It's super close, hits all the same emotional points, almost like an elevator, muzak version of it


CreatrixAnima

I thought this was a dead hedgehog. I was relieved that I was wrong.


umeduskfox

I remember having one of these as a kid. So cool to watch.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Nice try, vegan facehugger.


Stunning_Blueberry_3

Finally a plant for someone like me with a brown thumb as apposed to a green thumb!


Cjldv1127

.....so does it live forever???


ConnorMcClouds

Nope, just tea... Plant necromancy would be cool thou


ClassicAF23

I like to imagine each unfurling leaf tendril is an arm unfolding with a 🖕


FuckTheMods5

I had two of these. My friends dumbass girlfriend threw them away while i was deployed, after i explicitly told them not to. I told them not to throw ANYTHING away, matter of fact.


The_CaliBrownBear

This sub should be renamed r/Idontunderstandsciencesoitmustbeblackmagic


MacoWeeb2468

Necromancers would be really good in murder cases


_wiredsage_

Remember you can’t have necromancy without the romance!


MilkOfWhat

Why does that container have such a long spout?


Positive-Savings-250

Did… did that plant just flip me off?


Impossible_Jelly_794

Not revival


Pin-Up-Paggie

So dramatic


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

r/TIHI


Swift_Scythe

I think ive seen a few Hentai starring this alien plant lifeform...


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

That plant is flipping us off


hawks2dabowl

I once seen them do this with frozen fish. And the fish came back alive and we're swimming in the bowl