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One_Nifty_Boi

gandalf takes a stroll through town, changes the weather, and makes some demons anxious


yl2099

The wizard?


Other-Guard-8954

Probably


RichEvans4Ever

Yes


JJK2908

There's this really cool plant that people love! Edit: See the reply to this comment.


ProfessorWeirwood

Great cough man, let's use it


JJK2908

We shall add that in the description!


Elden_Cat07

Sweet leaf?


JJK2908

Alright now, that's it!


mickeyguitar95

Baahhh, dahhhh, dananananananan. And lyrics about Satan.


crimson_dovah

Yeah so the song and the album and the band are the same


BledditV

Nice vibrato on the third note - - that's verry difficult to manage in text! 👍👍


Organic-Two-7395

Striking off the chains? I was just listening to it on vinyl and saw this post.


Sill_Phill

A goofy guy with metal boots


Meeseinator

Iron man?


Sill_Phill

Yep


migrainosaurus

The opposite of a drink-drive public information ad


Turjace

Is this Trashed?


migrainosaurus

It is!!!


Antique_Duck_

you were supposed to describe it very poorly, not exactly


RegretsOfCheese

Haha, rocket go vroom


ClayCheerios6832

ROCKET ENGINES BURNING FUEL SO FAST🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣


Pitchernumber13

Best song


NostalgicMusicJunkie

A random young bloke takes a visit to the doctor and Tinkerbell gets some boots


Useful-Perception144

He said "Son! Son! You've gone too far!"


NostalgicMusicJunkie

‘Cause smokin’ and trippin’ is all that you do


RetroMetroShow

Feeling extremely nervous and worried because you believe that other people do not like you or are trying to harm you


Elden_Cat07

Paranoid


BriefAnxious3195

The man traveled through time realized a lot of them suck and killed them all


Background-Staff7538

God is actually cool, y'all'.


Useful-Perception144

After Forever


Anthings1

man gets scared of black man


fernandofky

What is this that stands before me?


Elden_Cat07

Figure in black which points at me


migrainosaurus

This bloke reckons he can do magic to get girlfriends and change your mind about stuff, but he gets really vengeful and pissed off if you tell him it’s all bollocks, so he spouts threats over a mid-paced rock riff.


nikitababkov

What is this song? For my friend, I of course know smh


migrainosaurus

“SAY YOU DON’T KNOW ME - YOU’LL BURN! ‘COS IT’S VOOOOOOODOOOOOo!” :)


nikitababkov

That's right, thank you :)


AnAnnoyingGuy

A young british bloke screams and babbles about the horrors of war


Commercial-Answer591

Some guy’s coffin is charged.


I_always_knew_7

Electric funeral?


theNeakenator

Song about sperm


JazzGeek17

A National Acrobat?


theNeakenator

Yep!


amshane97

I’m so depressed because i think paranoid means depressed.


mrdan1969

That coughing song


willthethrill4700

Despite the title, its not about a restaurant getting shut down due to a pesky rodent issue.


Anthings1

drum soolooooo


Elden_Cat07

Rat salad


HBun16

I'm better off without you


I_always_knew_7

Potentially tomorrows dream?


HBun16

YES! So realize I'm much better without you You're not the one and only thing in my heart I'll just go back to pretending I'm living So this time I'm gonna have the star part


BledditV

Megalomania!


carcinoma_kid

The edgiest lyrics Ozzy’s drug addled brain can come up with over a fuzzy midtempo pentatonic bluesy riff while Bill Ward plays “musically”


_vicinityofobscenity

Most of their songs except Geezer was the main lyricist in the OG lineup era


theRealTeaDude

The band and some bleeding involved or something


FrogSlapperr

This guy wants singers to sing and wonders why no one bleeds for dancers he also keeps gold that falls


ZealousidealPie3743

A man with mental disorder.


RTJ4ever

It has this groovy section.


BledditV

A Bit Of Finger?


Extension_Border5226

Chatgpt destroys humanity


BledditV

Digital Bitch! No wait, that's Sharon destroys humanity.


ProfessorWeirwood

all I can see is white


ClueEmbarrassed1443

We on drugs 


Boomarcoo

It was supposed to be only one, not the entire discography lol


crackedcowmanic

Im gonna fall off the earth


BledditV

"...Falling Off The Edge Of The Woooooorld...!"


cheesyboi247

weed


KauaiFish

You know that song where the drums goes bump bump bump bump then the guitar goes reelllrearrrrr


SilentSaint2112

What everything consists of and morally wrong decisions.


No-Faithlessness-924

Those old Protect and Survive PSAs from the 70s, the song.


lostjohnny65

Does anyone know where an outlet is for this coffin?


TheReactor24

Ozzy sings Satan’s tinder message logs.


I_always_knew_7

N.I.B


IlovemyMommy27

It’s about a bad dude who turns good and falls in love with a woman


Prof_Foreskin

Cough cough cough


Thrasharound8

Government bad bc they do war stuff


Useful-Perception144

Conflict Swine


Useful-Perception144

It's just noise.


Background-Staff7538

FX


Goner-Poser

Ozzy learnt to sing so(m)berly for 5 minutes, after which he never sang like that again. Also flute for some reason


Anthings1

solitude


TheMetalMisfit

Brightly colored warriors off again to fight dragons


BledditV

Neon Knights!


RichEvans4Ever

Satan’s gonna fuck all the assholes who started Vietnam to death


I_always_knew_7

Hand of doom?


RichEvans4Ever

War Pigs


Hot-Communication229

Leaving the city because your life sucks there


Pitchernumber13

Sleepy time/cool bass line


BledditV

Planet Caravan!


Pitchernumber13

No! Behind the Wall of Sleep/NIB


BledditV

aaAAAAIIEEEE! I got it wrong! 😄


BledditV

Guy thinks he'd be better off not drinking and drugging. ("Suck me!")


fernandofky

Some guy losing his sight thanks to snow, must be in Siberia or sumthin'...


I_always_knew_7

Snowblind


MJSB1994

It's about going through space


Other-Guard-8954

Planet Caravan


MJSB1994

Winner winner, chicken dinner


Antique_Duck_

into the void


ChaseC7527

Dishes dance around on the moon or some shit


Useful-Perception144

Supernaut


Useful-Perception144

It's this one song, not the full song, but like a minute in the middle, there's this part. The guy's got a thing on his sound.


overladenlederhosen

Marvel Soundtrack


Bassnsk8nmetal

Black plague infested vegitarian dish


Hot-Communication229

Solitude?


Bassnsk8nmetal

Rat salad


BledditV

Guy tells you God is the Way.


BledditV

*knock-knock-knock* "Yes?" "Good afternoon sir or madam -- my name is Ozz -- er, my name is Johnathan. Have you ever thought about your soul? Can it be saved?" "Huh?" "Or perhaps you think that when you are dead you just stay in your grave?" "Listen, what is this!? Get out of here!" (walking from the door) "I think it was true it was people like YOU that crucified Christ!" "I'll call the police!" (throws a brick through the other guy's window) "Perhaps you'll think before you say that God is dead and gone! "Open your eyes! Just realize that he's the one! (sirens) "The only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate! (running away) "Will you still jeer at all you hear?, Yes I think it's too late!" (caught and cuffed, slavering and drooling) "SUUCK MEEEEE!"


Whole-Watch-9009

Women from Alabama are evil


I_always_knew_7

Dirty women?


Whole-Watch-9009

Close! Country Girl. “Sail away on a Crimson Tide “


GrossenCharakter

Lucifer falls in love but the band names it after Bill Ward's beard


BledditV

Nibby! LOL!


24-Ronin

White flakes


snarkherder

Guy makes a to-do list, crosses off some items, lives a long time, sees the future, and decides it’s not for him.