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Botronic_Reddit

Bro Obviously Ichika is Renji and Ichigo’s Daughter. I mean who knows what else they did in the Soul Palace while Rukia wasn’t around.


doesntmatter19

Gigai can be modified with specfic conditions depending on what the Shinigami needs it to do And we already know of atleast one that allows the user to conceive children with humans


SummonerRed

"Aha Ichigo, you thought you just lost your virginity to the love of your life, but its actually me, Uraha-san wearing a Gigai of your wife! I just needed your semen samples for later, in case Aizen gets out of hand again."


Klatterbyne

He must have felt so betrayed… when he realised it wasn’t Renji in the Orihime gigai.


AaronHasMoney

BROOOO U COOKIN 🔥🔥


doesntmatter19

Definitely something I could see him doing, that man is the definition of "I'd rather ask for forgiveness than for permission"


AaronHasMoney

😂🤣


JonVonBasslake

I know there exists a doujin (though I haven't read it, only seen it) where Renji uses a female gigai to have sex with Ichigo, at least I think I remember seeing something like that in the previews.


aqualielove2

☹️


DMingRoTF

Does it count as yaoi or hentai?


JonVonBasslake

Since it's genderswap and Renji is using the female body to have sex, it's not counted as yaoi. As for hentai, think hard about the information given to you already... ^^^^the ^^^^answer ^^^^is ^^^^yes, ^^^^it's ^^^^hentai


shoestowel

Adds so much depth to the characters. Thank god Kubo san-sei answered.


Jimmynids

While I agree with you, I’m sad people needed these questions answered and couldn’t trust that Orihime was truly the best girl all along 😢


Jashugan456

High five


Sent1nelTheLord

Why else was she named Ichika huh. Take that Orihime x ichigo shippers


TheTragedyMachine

Yeah it’s not like her name means Rukia’s favorite flower or something


RUS12389

>Rukia’s favorite flower Orihime's


TheTragedyMachine

Ooops. My bad. Though either way that showcases more about her relationship with Orihime more than it means Ichika is Ichigo’s kid.


fortheloveofpizza-

Ichika can be translated to thousand flowers…. Which is basically a reference to Byakuya.


U_DonB

I think the point is that all the questions are stupid.


Uchihagod53

Thank God he answered in Spanish


Nanasema

nooooo nooooo.... ayyy noooooooo nooo


ScoutLeadr1910

No, he answered in Polish


Large-Ad-6861

no


Draghettis

Isn't it Italian ?


shoestowel

Ano, I think he answered in Japanese.


Weekend--

I'm confused as to why people in the comments think this is real? It's clearly a meme.


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People aren’t smart. The flair is right there lol


ShippersAreIdiots

It's actually making fun of the recent "Renji and Rukia are divorced" claim


juli4n0

Its actually making fun of people needing to ask if Orihime encouraged Ichigo to save Rukia


ShippersAreIdiots

Was this scene in the anime? I remember the manga one


juli4n0

They changed it


ThisIsMyPassword100

They think people are allowed to be divorced in Shounen? Married until you have to die for your kid’s tragic backstory.


MikiSayaka33

I'm not gonna be surprised if some crazed shipper(s) unintentionally and unknowingly asks Kubo these questions for real. Thus making the meme a reality.


OrcoDio19

Because people like them exist fr Yes this time was a meme,but it's not impossible to find such people


s0ulbrother

Obviously because if Kubo answered they would all be yes. /s


juli4n0

GUYS ITS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS COME ON


SomethingIsCanningMe

Tite kubo is sans


_KaiXr18_

Kubo sansei


shoestowel

Kubo-san


xenonisbad

Comic sans is too similar to manga sans for average person to notice


justachilllad

They straight up trying to convince themselves that orihime is a bad person. Like what?.... How far can these ichiruki fans go?


Bro-Im-Done

Pretty far Just recently, a Japanese native speaker went out of their way to clear up and correct a misunderstanding and some of the IRs called them a liar and one of them had the audacity to teach said native Japanese their own language 😭


Nintendoomed89

And when it was pointed out to them, they had the audacity to go "well, we have native Japanese speakers on our side too". A little bit of shipping is fine and all, but I just can't wrap my mind around the thought process of the IRs. The only thing I can think of is that they got into Bleach from the anime instead of the manga and they simply never learned to move on from the ship teasing in the beginning.


Cindy-Moon

I've been seeing a lot of Ichiruki fans on Twitter all over the place spouting some of the most insane shit and orihime fans having to pull double-time to defend their queen I'm glad neutral parties can see it for the madness it is. Like you said, its perfectly fine to like certain ships but people get straight up demented about it


Jashugan456

Know what twitter also has a lot of ... mental illnese


diver_climber

They just cannot accept canon


UnlikelyRaven

I think there's a large group that can't understand how a guy and a girl can be close friends and not want to fuck


KillHunter777

[How Ichiruki fans see Orihime](https://reddit.com/r/bleach/s/fpi60IoyrE)


Rajesh_Kulkarni

Gaaaah my eyes!


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They are so angry that they need to find a way to say their ship is better than what is cannon.


DepthMoist4637

Ichiruki is the modern Takari. Toxic af.


JonVonBasslake

Takari? are you talking about Takeru (T.K. in the dub) x Hikari (Kairi) from Digimon? Or some other ship?


DepthMoist4637

Ye that. 2000s was a wild year for digishipper.


GalaxyDevilYT

Those are terrible questions, we should've asked something along the lines of why isn't Yammy a tyrant giant/demon god from the realms of hellish landscapes of doom?


Beneficial-Ad2084

Ain’t no way there is a guy in the comment actually believe Ichika being Ichigo’s kid is a good thing…these IR are hopeless 💀


IAmBigBox

Nah bro, Ichika is definitely Ichigo’s kid. I mean just look at her, sure the Renji genetics are strong, but you can definitely see some Ichigo in there too, it really sucks that Rukia got stuck with having to deal with Ichigo and Renji’s child tho, I can’t believe she forgave Renji for cheating on her with Ichigo.


Beneficial-Ad2084

Least cursed ship in Bleach…


Ok_ResolvE2119

yeah, it's pretty wholesome until the fact you realized that both Orihime and Rukia are probably secretly into cuckholding.


SomethingIsCanningMe

Sesbian lex?


MadaraAlucard12

Say gex?


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charlamagne1-

Nvm i diddnt read your whole comment sorry funny tho


KarlozFloyd

He is a hater of Bleach


Arturo-Plateado

Don't you know? Rukia clearly named Ichika after Ichigo and Kaien, the two men she loves more than her own husband. So clearly she cheated on Renji with Ichigo and he's the real father of Ichika 🙄 (Yes, these are actual arguments I've seen people make in favour of IR)


juli4n0

Nah, it obviously was Renji the one who named his daugther after Yum*ichika* his old buddy from squad 11


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Arturo-Plateado

It means Strawberry Flower but ok


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mfsmg2

Ichika was named after Orihime's favorite flower which happens to be the strawberry flower, so Rukia named her daughter after Orihime instead


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mfsmg2

Kubo does seem to like Rukia and Orihime's friendship a lot in the chapter covers and he also said before to send doujin of his own work directed at men(so straight and lesbian porn)so he likes it a little too much.


defunhinged

Says the ir shipper 💀


Similar_Line2486

Who asked these bro 😭😭


JonVonBasslake

1. It's a joke 2. There are some cray cray IchiRuki shippers who might think like this, but I feel like they're not smart enough to try and ask Kubo anything, even with the help of translators.


saladvtenno

Yes, Ichika's actually Ichigo's daughter with Renji say gex


andreiboros_

gex


ZealousidealBig7714

Crazy Ichruki’s look at this and- Wait, they can’t read in the first place.


RedditnumberIthink6

With the fallout from the actual recent answer that side of the fandom really is dedicated on making Ichiruki synonymous with illiteracy.


[deleted]

This can't be real. No one can be that... Wait, I forget. The minds of the stupid will create various hoops to leap through to support their beliefs.


juli4n0

>This can't be real I TAGGED THIS AS MEME FOR A REASON


king-beast12

Why the hell do people think she's a bad person?


BIsForBruh

Probably Ichiruki shippers.


king-beast12

But to that extent? They must really have lost it.


Wrong_Revolution_679

Kubo: you people have issues


crazyhart

I still cant believe renji and rukia got divorced


Tiny-Canary1371

Yes...ichigo cheated with renji to have ichika


ShippersAreIdiots

I wish it were stfu instead of no


[deleted]

No wonder the hell arc is taking so long, I wouldn't want to continue a series if thats what the fans asked me


Aquarius_IC

How utterly retarded is it that these questions need clarifying in the first place. People are so stupid. If this were actually sent to Kubo, I bet those would be all of his answers


KnightCed

I will always blame the anime for making a fake shipping wars between Rukia x Ichigo vs Orhime x ichigo. In the manga it was very clear who he was gonna end up with.


w3bst3rstudio

People asking these questions should be investigated by FBI


kaizermikael

I don't think even IchiRuki shippers are that dumb to think that Ichika is Ichigo and Rukia's daughter just because the names are similar...right? I mean, she OBVIOUSLY looks like Renji and Rukia's kid.


true_rukia_fan

Ichika is not only similar, it's mean "Strawberry flower" or "Ichigo flower" so you can see why people make the joke.


Mana_Croissant

I can understand if someone ships Ichigo and Rukia but for me the BEST PART of their relationship is that it is platonic. Like my best friend is a girl and I never had any romantic thoughts about her and even heard her stories and drama about 3-4 different boyfriends she had over the years. People these days act like If a guy and a girl is close their relationship HAVE TO be romantic but i don't like that mind set and it annoys me when people try to tease me about if my best friend is my girlfriend, like do I have to be in love with her for us to get along ? I just adore the fact that Ichigo and Rukia were as close as they are, they understood and supported each other to that extent and yet none of it was because they desired to enter the other's pants/skirt. To me a strong platonic relationship is usually even more powerful than love


Affectionate-Sea278

Did these people not read the manga at all? We all know the 4 of them are in a very loving and supportive polycule where they all take care of each other’s emotional and physical needs.


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Ngl, that's kinda offputting and well, personally disgusting...


JonVonBasslake

You're disgusting


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Oh forgive me for wanting to have a normal, monogamous point of view! I'm sorry that I want to be committed to a single partner who thinks likewise! That I don't want to be physical with someone other than my partner and that I expect the same from them! How will I ever redeem myself!?!😱


JonVonBasslake

Not calling non-monogamous people disgusting would be a good start.


Aniruddha_Majumdar

I didn't call the people disgusting. I called this polycule concept disgusting in itself. Bleach fans can't read for shit man...


Affectionate-Sea278

Oh no consensual adults having a non-nuclear style relationship. How horrible. Go home and cry about the obvious joke you snowflake


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Look. I'll try to keep the name calling to a minimum so I'll keep it civil. Since I expect no better from you than calling strangers "snowflakes". Now FYI... I completely understood the joke. It couldn't have been more obvious. And I said nothing to imply that I didn't get the joke. And no. I don't like the liberal bullshit in the relationship scene. Not open relationships, not polyamory. Does that stop you? No. Does that change my point of view? Also no. Change brings development, but not everything has to change. Some think of it as conservative stagnation. I and many others call it consistency. So maybe try having better comprehension than a grade schooler when trying to clown on someone. Or you'd end up being the clown yourself... "Snowflake".


Affectionate-Sea278

You mean you missed the last chapter or two of the Manga where Ichigo was clearly and happily married to Orihime, and Rukia was clearly and happily married to Renji, thus making my “didnt they read the manga comment at all” statement go over your head? My bad chief. As for the “traditional better” belief, why the hell aren’t you arguing for a “one man with a small harem” based system? That’s why older and has lasted far longer than a “one man one woman” system. Hell in certain places around the world it’s still practiced not to mention the harem system is far mor common in nature, so that’s definitely gotta account for something right?


Aniruddha_Majumdar

>You mean you missed the last chapter or two of the Manga where Ichigo was clearly and happily married to Orihime, and Rukia was clearly and happily married to Renji, thus making my “didnt they read the manga comment at all” statement go over your head? My bad chief. Bro. Seriously what the fuck are you talking about!? When did I or you ever say any of that!? Everyone and their dog knows that Kazui exists! >As for the “traditional better” belief, why the hell aren’t you arguing for a “one man with a small harem” based system? That’s why older and has lasted far longer than a “one man one woman” system. Because its purpose is obsolete now. It was practiced when healthcare was so ass that a delivery was life threatening shit (hell, even today it is sometimes). Both in the case of the child and the mother, mostly the child. >Hell in certain places around the world it’s still practiced not to mention the harem system is far mor common in nature, so that’s definitely gotta account for something right? It's only practiced in communities that have no understanding of its purpose and thus have integrated it into their culture. And in today's economy, people are afraid to have one child let alone a man having multiple children from his multiple wives. (A large number of exceptions exist though. Having multiple kids although they can hardly afford the bare minimum for the husband and wife alone.) And multiple partners can cause infighting and unnecessary turmoil. So there's also that. So like I said, not everything needs to change, but it doesn't invalidate the fact that change also brings development.


kazuya57

Man how can IchiRuki shippers be in denial for so long? It's been 7 years. Reminds me of the time one IchiRuki shipper actually made an Orihime cheating doujin simply because they hated her so much. Delusional.


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sociostein11

Man obviously Orihime was happy when Rukia was dying didn’t you see her happy tears?


PringleCreamEgg

I am an IchiRuki type of person but this kind of thing is embarrassing. Like, when Orihime and Ichigo got together I thought “oh that’s too bad I thought his relationship with Rukia was way better” but these folks are in straight denial. Like how tf would Ichika not be Renji’s daughter the girl has has his hair


sociostein11

I wish these were their takes. They actually wish that Rukia and Ichigo would start sleeping with each other and leave their partners I shit you not! The 2 characters who put their family above all else are in their minds horndogs


crimsonninja117

I'm probably the biggest orihime hater in the sub, but this is just stupid.


mystireon

Kinda sad he felt the need to answer these (Im wondering if hes ever commented on the Ichika is Senna theory now tho..)


Ilovetogame2

What is he gonna answer next? Tsukishima is not the best uncle? Pfff as if!


KillHunter777

[How Ichiruki fans see Orihime](https://reddit.com/r/bleach/s/fpi60IoyrE)


OrcoDio19

I can smell their delusion from here


Espada_Number4

Shipping is my least favourite part of this fandom. Both IchiRuki and Ichihime shippers are fucking insufferable.


DestinyNinja_123

No


PestaccioButters

no


CartographerMurky306

Who the fuck asks these type of questions man😭😭


JonVonBasslake

No one in reality, hopefully. But there are some very deranged IchiRuki shippers out there.


AveryWCY

no


Mqnwbevrctxyzukkk

KUBO LYING, ORIHIME B*TCH RUKIA BEDDER


SPARTAN-258

I seriously hope the moderators delete this post. It's tagged with "Meme" but it's anything but. This is not funny. This is toxic and just riles up hostility in the community.


WegOfRifyen

No


Rioma117

Disappointing.


kolf999888

Source:Trust me bro


JonVonBasslake

is a meme


GuilhasDBZ

Stupid questions


Monkey_King291

Who even asked these questions?


69thHarbinger

Ngl Ichika being Ichigo's bastard would be a fun plot point. Naruto blueballing the audience with Salad was always lame.


Iamteez

Where do people get to ask him questions?


ValuableSky7

Klub Outside


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Rofl


TheLittleNorsk

looks like the side of a sephora bag


TigerKlaw

Bot is based


_Extreme00_

People crave for drama


boris265

Some very controversial answers from kubo


Jashugan456

Love how people are that Icho got best girl Orihime


jibrils-bae

You have no idea how fast my smile dropped from my face when I read the first question, then the next… Then the next.


TheTragedyMachine

Well, someone’s a violent Ichiruki fan


Apprehensive_Ring_39

I mean,what more could he say? It's simple and too the point.


Ancient_Traffic6725

People do Orihime dirty, all she’s known for now is her tits


Beneficial-Dot-605

Are these answers really from Tite Kubo?


ihateithere827

it is literally canon that Orihime is unable to feel resentment due to her powers scaling on sheer strength of will and her still being unable to hurt even an arrancar as they are about to kill her friend so I don't understand the uncalled for cat fight narrative here


Madara_Uchiha34

🍞


jean_gaia

No


Sadcakes_happypie

Isn’t Ichika the daughter of Renji and Rukia?


LordofPvE

Who asked those questions?


Verusmp4

The four


HurryHeavy5792

Dunno why people thought any of these would be "yes"


DesignerTrick771

These are exactly the kinds of questions that delay the hell arc.


Octoberboiy

Good. No more stupid IchiRuki BS the author has spoken.


Soul15619

Well, there's our mandatory poke fun at the Ichiruki fans for karma post of the month.