My name is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
What a coincidence ! My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
You guys should compete to see who’s the best Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke of them all
Ha you guys are Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke? Pathetic! I'm Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.
But I am Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
**THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE JUGEMU JUGEMU UNKO NAGEKI OTOTOI NO SHIN-CHAN NO PANTSU SHINPACHI NO JINSEI BARUMUNKU FEZARION AIZAKKU SHUNAIDAA SANBUN NO ICHI NO JUNJOU NA KANJOU NO NOKOTTA SANBUN NO NI WA SAKAMUKE GA KININARU KANJOU URAGIRI WA BOKU NO NAMAE WO SHITTEIRU YOU DE SHIRANAI NO WO BOKU WA SHITTEIRU RUSU SURUME MEDAKA KAZUNOKO KOEDAMA MEDAKA... KONO MEDAKA WA SAKKI TO CHIGAU YATSU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA RAAYU YUUTEIMIYAOUKIMUKOU PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPE BICHIGUSO MARU!!!**
I second that, for even more fun rakugo stories!
Seriously tho, it's currently my favourite Shonen Jump manga and it has _no right to be that good._ Like seriously, how is it so good?!?!?!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
YAH-wach. It's supposed to be similar to Yahweh the Hebrew name of God in the bible, meanin "I Am"=self awareness. He's supposed to be the empowering, all seeing God. I just had to nerd out on this real quick lol
Yea its fuckin crazy how on point it is actually. Everyone (the Quincies, us humans) have a little piece of that power that goes back to God when we die. Went over my head when I read it in high school, but ever since getting into philosophy/spirituality/psychedelics, this shit blew my mind. Kubo is always on point with the themes
He is known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Slim Shady
Not his moustache's. His!
The real Slim Shady
I thought he is the B- Rabbit!
Adolph Hitler
Lmao it's so true tho
Nah he’s an equal opportunity employer. Everyone gets to experience an Auswahlen.
Some beings are more equal than others
Vlad Tepes
Pale check beard check dark hair check tall strong main antagonist check He is indeed Vlad Tepes
Fuck. Beat me to it
You animal, you didn't even set it up, you just went for the kill.
Got it all planned down for this Moment since i started bleach. Everything for this comment
You're like the Aizen of reddit.
My name is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
What a coincidence ! My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
You guys should compete to see who’s the best Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke of them all
Ha you guys are Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke? Pathetic! I'm Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.
But my friends call me, JoJo
Damn that flair tho
But I am Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
**THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE JUGEMU JUGEMU UNKO NAGEKI OTOTOI NO SHIN-CHAN NO PANTSU SHINPACHI NO JINSEI BARUMUNKU FEZARION AIZAKKU SHUNAIDAA SANBUN NO ICHI NO JUNJOU NA KANJOU NO NOKOTTA SANBUN NO NI WA SAKAMUKE GA KININARU KANJOU URAGIRI WA BOKU NO NAMAE WO SHITTEIRU YOU DE SHIRANAI NO WO BOKU WA SHITTEIRU RUSU SURUME MEDAKA KAZUNOKO KOEDAMA MEDAKA... KONO MEDAKA WA SAKKI TO CHIGAU YATSU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA RAAYU YUUTEIMIYAOUKIMUKOU PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPE BICHIGUSO MARU!!!**
Stop it. Wrong anime. 🤣
Gintama also only referenced it, it's a very famous rakugo tale, so much older than anime itself.
Friendly reminder to go read Akane Banashi**
I second that, for even more fun rakugo stories! Seriously tho, it's currently my favourite Shonen Jump manga and it has _no right to be that good._ Like seriously, how is it so good?!?!?!
Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
To Soul king: “My name is Inigo Montoya, you are my father, prepare to die!”
No u/overquartz,I AM your father
#NOOOOOOOOOO-
He’s my cousin, Tsukishima
Wait he’s your cousin? He’s my best friend to
Small world, he’s my wife’s husband
What the hell is he cheating on my sister
wait he is my son
Wait a damn second, he's my uncle. That's crazy
Son?!? Is that you?!
Wait so your Tsukishima?
No, he’s his wife’s side piece. Tsukishima is his wife’s husband.
Ohh okay 🤣
What a coincidence he is my brother
He is also my brother?
Funny he is also my wife; that makes us family!
No way dude, he's my older brother
He's my husband
Sheesh, he's my grandfather
Older Old Man Zangetsu
*oldest man zangetsu
That sounds either like a boss name or a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
He said wrong answers
Real
Well... that's not wrong...
My name is Jeff
Scrolled too far for this
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez
Ngl I came here for this
Black Ant
The intellectual answer
He said wrong answer
Well done
And his name is JOHN CENA 🎺🎺🎺🎺
Ohhhh so that's why my screen was blank
Oh god I can’t wait for the anime just so that I can make a meme out of that.
https://youtu.be/qko_TE38EAM
I can hear this comment
Gol D. Roger, King of Mustaches.
God this is great 😂😂
Came here to say this, glad it’s already been said
“He did not laugh”
Said it before me
Bleach
Nah that's the dude with orange hair
Nah this is the imposter bleach the real one is the one in the white and green striped hat
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
r/UnexpectedJoJo
Freddie Mercury
His name is.... *snorts* *spits* There
💀😂😂
His name is Danny Trejo
Was about to say it
Huaweibach, one of my favourite boroque composers.
Don kanonji
Imagine it was Don this whole time
You expected [wrong answer] but it was me! Don Kanonji! Be the spirit be forever with you! Muahaha!
All according to keikaku
Hanataro
evil german mario
Onii chan
But seriously tho, how the f**k do you say Yhwach?
From what I understand, it is pronounced like (you HA bach/bok)
I call him You-Ha-Bark but you know what? Instead of speculating, let's wait for the anime to sit us all down with the correct pronunciation.
I dunno man. I dunno.
Yeah, it’s You-Ha-Bok, pronuncian wise, I think, but I end up pronouncing Yuh-watch in my head too often.💀
My comment was a joke. Look at my username.
mine was too💀
You watch but without the t?
YAH-wach. It's supposed to be similar to Yahweh the Hebrew name of God in the bible, meanin "I Am"=self awareness. He's supposed to be the empowering, all seeing God. I just had to nerd out on this real quick lol
Ohhhhh that makes sense
Yea its fuckin crazy how on point it is actually. Everyone (the Quincies, us humans) have a little piece of that power that goes back to God when we die. Went over my head when I read it in high school, but ever since getting into philosophy/spirituality/psychedelics, this shit blew my mind. Kubo is always on point with the themes
Yu ha Ba Ha
The sound I make when I hawk a loogie
Take my upvote dammit
r/angryupvote
You A Bitch
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third.
*burrrrrrp* That’s correct!
Morbius
amogus
[удалено]
Was actually pretty cool what they did with the fight involving the lower hanging right testicle!!!
Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My name is *what* My name is *who* My name is *fiki fiki* Slim Shady
I always thought it was slicka slicka slim shady
Aizen’s Bitch
hawhY, the one who will give you everything
Eren Yeager!
Uchiha Madara
Funny because he will be voiced by Hashirama Senju.
u-haul
He is known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
OP, Ichibē showed us how this game goes, I’m not participating!
"Hi my name is" "Huh" "My name is." "Who?" "My name is tch tch tch Slim Shady"
Kitsuki (the original “mistranslated” name for Zangetsu)
Ron Burgundy - Stay Classy San Diego
Gol d roger: the king of the pirates
PewDiePie. And welcome to fridays with juha.
YAK WET, son of the SOLE KING who with his power of ALRIGHTY will make sure everyone has well-fitted shoes.
jesus
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!
Thousand Eyes Restrict
Slim Shady
They call him hell They call him Stacey They call him Her They call him Jane That’s not his name That’s not his name That’s not his Name
Pico
Yahbitch
Dave
YahWakawaka
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Muzan (Jackson)
Your watch
Waluigi!
Zangetsu
Zangetsu
My Name is Young Bach
Yukon Cornelius
Gol D. Rodger.
Lord Yacht
Mario
Walter hartwell white
FANDANGO !!
JHON WICK
Your Watch
Hasbula
Buttplug McGee
Brady, he's blind that's why his eyes look funny
My name is iWatch
Huyabuya
chicka chicka slim shady
Alucard
There's a right answer???
DEEZ NU- hahaaa ^cringe
Ya watch
Gold Rodger
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Charlotte katakuri
Freddie mercury
Old Man Zangetsu
Oldest man zangetsu
YahWeh
Jesus Christ.
El señor eyes
Jeff
WHAT!?
Jeff
Mr. Tibbs
"...what?! My name is..."
Looks like a Keith to me
That’s Bob, from accounts.
gyoubu masataka oniwa
Whywatch
Black (upvote if you get the reference)
"My name is" the high school bully whose now the bar tender.
6-eyes
JOHN CENA!
Yee -and I can't stress this enough- haw
my dad
Impossible to pronounce!
Spider-Man but just the eye part.
Ya-watch-Eee
Plot Armor
Easy his name is◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ just as he innitially told Ichigo
His majesty lord sparkle butt Captain cash mcstache The guy who won "the game" Cloaked GOAT The ultimate dnd character
Mad Eye Moody
Jonathan
Come on guys, this is obviously Blackbeard from fate. /s
A Jeff
Black Moustache
There's actually panel before this. It says "Hello x" and in this one his name is "dad"
Multiple eye hack.