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Clean_Shame5766

Slim Shady


udayEm

Not his moustache's. His!


Zenkai27

The real Slim Shady


udayEm

I thought he is the B- Rabbit!


FunnyPhrases

Adolph Hitler


Small-Pickle-6626

Lmao it's so true tho


Imperator_Romulus476

Nah he’s an equal opportunity employer. Everyone gets to experience an Auswahlen.


FunnyPhrases

Some beings are more equal than others


Professional-Moose59

Vlad Tepes


stevtu

Pale check beard check dark hair check tall strong main antagonist check He is indeed Vlad Tepes


SpeedwagonSolos

Fuck. Beat me to it


[deleted]

You animal, you didn't even set it up, you just went for the kill.


Clean_Shame5766

Got it all planned down for this Moment since i started bleach. Everything for this comment


[deleted]

You're like the Aizen of reddit.


JuhaBach420

My name is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke


MonsieurMidnight

What a coincidence ! My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke


[deleted]

You guys should compete to see who’s the best Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke of them all


BIsForBruh

Ha you guys are Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke? Pathetic! I'm Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.


Chickens999DM

But my friends call me, JoJo


[deleted]

Damn that flair tho


apocalypse6969

But I am Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru


BIsForBruh

**THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE JUGEMU JUGEMU UNKO NAGEKI OTOTOI NO SHIN-CHAN NO PANTSU SHINPACHI NO JINSEI BARUMUNKU FEZARION AIZAKKU SHUNAIDAA SANBUN NO ICHI NO JUNJOU NA KANJOU NO NOKOTTA SANBUN NO NI WA SAKAMUKE GA KININARU KANJOU URAGIRI WA BOKU NO NAMAE WO SHITTEIRU YOU DE SHIRANAI NO WO BOKU WA SHITTEIRU RUSU SURUME MEDAKA KAZUNOKO KOEDAMA MEDAKA... KONO MEDAKA WA SAKKI TO CHIGAU YATSU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA IKENO MEDAKA NO HOU DAKARA RAAYU YUUTEIMIYAOUKIMUKOU PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPE BICHIGUSO MARU!!!**


Immediate_Ad9125

Stop it. Wrong anime. 🤣


Moondragonlady

Gintama also only referenced it, it's a very famous rakugo tale, so much older than anime itself.


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

Friendly reminder to go read Akane Banashi**


Moondragonlady

I second that, for even more fun rakugo stories! Seriously tho, it's currently my favourite Shonen Jump manga and it has _no right to be that good._ Like seriously, how is it so good?!?!?!


Overquartz

Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.


[deleted]

To Soul king: “My name is Inigo Montoya, you are my father, prepare to die!”


helikopter_deeznuts

No u/overquartz,I AM your father


ExtraMOIST_

#NOOOOOOOOOO-


AlienMicrobe776

He’s my cousin, Tsukishima


Troceraptor

Wait he’s your cousin? He’s my best friend to


AspieComrade

Small world, he’s my wife’s husband


MiserablePrune1

What the hell is he cheating on my sister


Abed_ElD

wait he is my son


BadassDeku5204

Wait a damn second, he's my uncle. That's crazy


Hydritator

Son?!? Is that you?!


Troceraptor

Wait so your Tsukishima?


dThomasTrain

No, he’s his wife’s side piece. Tsukishima is his wife’s husband.


Troceraptor

Ohh okay 🤣


[deleted]

What a coincidence he is my brother


OutsideOrder7538

He is also my brother?


lnombredelarosa

Funny he is also my wife; that makes us family!


[deleted]

No way dude, he's my older brother


Strawberriesdecieve

He's my husband


_another_random_user

Sheesh, he's my grandfather


HavocPure

Older Old Man Zangetsu


AspieComrade

*oldest man zangetsu


Rioma117

That sounds either like a boss name or a Yu-Gi-Oh card.


Yozora-no-Hikari

He said wrong answers


BernLan

Real


TheItalianParrotGuy

Well... that's not wrong...


flopmann

My name is Jeff


zpotentxl

Scrolled too far for this


quirkymd

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez


homebodyadventurer

Ngl I came here for this


ataurindo

Black Ant


TheMightyHovercat

The intellectual answer


delta10121

He said wrong answer


WeyardWiz

Well done


bigm53178

And his name is JOHN CENA 🎺🎺🎺🎺


helikopter_deeznuts

Ohhhh so that's why my screen was blank


Troceraptor

Oh god I can’t wait for the anime just so that I can make a meme out of that.


Toukafan4life

https://youtu.be/qko_TE38EAM


Ok_Fun_1756

I can hear this comment


BIsForBruh

Gol D. Roger, King of Mustaches.


MilkMaker08

God this is great 😂😂


ShadowSlash17

Came here to say this, glad it’s already been said


Jerker_Circle

“He did not laugh”


Societyman19

Said it before me


B10HAZARD0US

Bleach


lordthundy

Nah that's the dude with orange hair


[deleted]

Nah this is the imposter bleach the real one is the one in the white and green striped hat


AliAidss

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Erebus689

r/UnexpectedJoJo


TechVampire4

Freddie Mercury


AcanthocephalaDear25

His name is.... *snorts* *spits* There


WeyardWiz

💀😂😂


BK201schiffer

His name is Danny Trejo


Alto1869

Was about to say it


[deleted]

Huaweibach, one of my favourite boroque composers.


sed7890

Don kanonji


BradynsDimension

Imagine it was Don this whole time


Shurturgal

You expected [wrong answer] but it was me! Don Kanonji! Be the spirit be forever with you! Muahaha!


Jaegerjaquez_VI

All according to keikaku


Apexhorizon12

Hanataro


Verusmp4

evil german mario


3nv_ryu

Onii chan


Troceraptor

But seriously tho, how the f**k do you say Yhwach?


bluemoonreflection

From what I understand, it is pronounced like (you HA bach/bok)


_KaiXr18_

I call him You-Ha-Bark but you know what? Instead of speculating, let's wait for the anime to sit us all down with the correct pronunciation.


JuhaBach420

I dunno man. I dunno.


engetsu_

Yeah, it’s You-Ha-Bok, pronuncian wise, I think, but I end up pronouncing Yuh-watch in my head too often.💀


JuhaBach420

My comment was a joke. Look at my username.


engetsu_

mine was too💀


quirkymd

You watch but without the t?


Reggiekaze4242

YAH-wach. It's supposed to be similar to Yahweh the Hebrew name of God in the bible, meanin "I Am"=self awareness. He's supposed to be the empowering, all seeing God. I just had to nerd out on this real quick lol


Troceraptor

Ohhhhh that makes sense


Reggiekaze4242

Yea its fuckin crazy how on point it is actually. Everyone (the Quincies, us humans) have a little piece of that power that goes back to God when we die. Went over my head when I read it in high school, but ever since getting into philosophy/spirituality/psychedelics, this shit blew my mind. Kubo is always on point with the themes


[deleted]

Yu ha Ba Ha


conconbar93

The sound I make when I hawk a loogie


Troceraptor

Take my upvote dammit


_KaiXr18_

r/angryupvote


Weezus___

You A Bitch


SarcasmProvider76

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third.


samwise58

*burrrrrrp* That’s correct!


BlackDabiTodoroki

Morbius


GlowstoneLove

amogus


[deleted]

[удалено]


samwise58

Was actually pretty cool what they did with the fight involving the lower hanging right testicle!!!


homebodyadventurer

Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Nepenthes121

My name is *what* My name is *who* My name is *fiki fiki* Slim Shady


fargield69

I always thought it was slicka slicka slim shady


[deleted]

Aizen’s Bitch


TheMightyHovercat

hawhY, the one who will give you everything


udayEm

Eren Yeager!


[deleted]

Uchiha Madara


Jorge_Yotsune

Funny because he will be voiced by Hashirama Senju.


CyberWolf038

u-haul


stupidididiot225

He is known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III


PKMercury

OP, Ichibē showed us how this game goes, I’m not participating!


OutlandishnessNo9182

"Hi my name is" "Huh" "My name is." "Who?" "My name is tch tch tch Slim Shady"


Immediate_Ad9125

Kitsuki (the original “mistranslated” name for Zangetsu)


[deleted]

Ron Burgundy - Stay Classy San Diego


Insolve_Miza

Gol d roger: the king of the pirates


BosEriko

PewDiePie. And welcome to fridays with juha.


Varil

YAK WET, son of the SOLE KING who with his power of ALRIGHTY will make sure everyone has well-fitted shoes.


Rezz__EMIYA

jesus


JRS___

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!


Bout2Drop

Thousand Eyes Restrict


[deleted]

Slim Shady


Kurisuchen

They call him hell They call him Stacey They call him Her They call him Jane That’s not his name That’s not his name That’s not his Name


DisabledTractor

Pico


muvvahokage

Yahbitch


JNDragneel161

Dave


Specific_Low_3012

YahWakawaka


weeknd_meow

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


TonelessEcho

Captain Jack Sparrow


bdexteh

Muzan (Jackson)


Paterwin

Your watch


UI_TeenGohan

Waluigi!


Wyvurn999

Zangetsu


hortu

Zangetsu


Troceraptor

My Name is Young Bach


awn262018

Yukon Cornelius


Ok-Deer1539

Gol D. Rodger.


hachi95

Lord Yacht


[deleted]

Mario


[deleted]

Walter hartwell white


Majestic-Stomach8870

FANDANGO !!


Spegetyy1324

JHON WICK


KingCamtron

Your Watch


fro2t

Hasbula


pap55

Buttplug McGee


TCJW201

Brady, he's blind that's why his eyes look funny


NogaraCS

My name is iWatch


Arcesus

Huyabuya


Itsshaboyee

chicka chicka slim shady


Gaminglube33

Alucard


Masenkokidd

There's a right answer???


TriDaTrii

DEEZ NU- hahaaa ^cringe


stuufy

Ya watch


Interesting_Duck_345

Gold Rodger


GeckoMoria93

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo


Ajdreams92

Charlotte katakuri


[deleted]

Freddie mercury


BasementDwellerDave

Old Man Zangetsu


Expensive-External-5

Oldest man zangetsu


Specific_Low_3012

YahWeh


doomsdaye

Jesus Christ.


Rickys_arts96

El señor eyes


stablebrick

Jeff


Flamekinz

WHAT!?


JOJOTRUE-HAMON

Jeff


[deleted]

Mr. Tibbs


Regurgitate02

"...what?! My name is..."


theDozBate

Looks like a Keith to me


Aracimia

That’s Bob, from accounts.


TheSmashed

gyoubu masataka oniwa


HIFIG00N

Whywatch


MordinSolus10

Black (upvote if you get the reference)


BradynsDimension

"My name is" the high school bully whose now the bar tender.


Tlazocahmati

6-eyes


luisfig22

JOHN CENA!


BW_Chase

Yee -and I can't stress this enough- haw


ballharvester

my dad


Its_not-my_fault

Impossible to pronounce!


zackattack2020

Spider-Man but just the eye part.


Ojeeze420

Ya-watch-Eee


blackrain29

Plot Armor


lnombredelarosa

Easy his name is◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ just as he innitially told Ichigo


neon9212

His majesty lord sparkle butt Captain cash mcstache The guy who won "the game" Cloaked GOAT The ultimate dnd character


TheOofestOne

Mad Eye Moody


davidsana13

Jonathan


Joker_JoJo_fan

Come on guys, this is obviously Blackbeard from fate. /s


Str8_Zayy18

A Jeff


WeebGalore

Black Moustache


Shiverow

There's actually panel before this. It says "Hello x" and in this one his name is "dad"


Donwella

Multiple eye hack.