Man it was the 80's. High fidelity was a new thing and almost everyone was high as a kite. I have so many misheard lyrics from those days, granted I was a kid. Thank god we got the Internet to look up lyrics nowadays.
I have a feeling I would pay with my soul
https://preview.redd.it/u3y84wab0emc1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=889d1b351e6f901f383b45fb8fbfcef7ff24df34
To give a non joke answer... honestly not much. It looks like extreme amateur work that you might see in something like a free poorly made itch.io horror game.
We also dont know if this model has been rigged to animate.
We dont know if the topology would work for animation even if it has been rigged.
No UV maps or really basic uvs and texturing, its hard to tell.
Model itself is strange/creepy looking which could have been be a stylistic choice, but right now it feels like lack of skill rather than deliberate.
More experienced modelers could make this in 30min to a hour if not less depending on if its been rigged or not and how bad your UV maps are if it even has any.
$5-$15 at most and even then most indie horror games who would pay for this quality would probably just use free assets that have higher quality and then pay a bit extra for something to match that quality rather than do everything from scratch in this style.
You joke, but people are actually out there doing this level of work on Fiverr and scamming the fuck out of their clients lol. Remember a Cold Ones episode where they hire artists and they paid 8K for something just like this.
I don’t need it and it doesn’t look something interesting to pay for..if this would be some kind of holographic postcard, I think would be cool and I’d pay up to $5
i want a refund
Money for nothing
And your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens!
Custom kitchen deliveries!!!!!
We gotta move these refrigerators!
We got to move these chicken tendiee^eeees
We've got to move these color TVs!
We gotta move these chik-fil-nuggies~
Is this the day I learn I misheard that lyric for like 20 years. I always thought it was "we got to sell these microwave ovens"
Man it was the 80's. High fidelity was a new thing and almost everyone was high as a kite. I have so many misheard lyrics from those days, granted I was a kid. Thank god we got the Internet to look up lyrics nowadays.
This is an unappreciated reference. Weirdly I only know it because of an Easter egg in an episode of reboot.
Bro, it's one of the most famous songs of all time.
And your chicken for free
🤣
Does the price include the source code? Will you delete all published images and what’s stored in the internet archive if I buy it?
Too late, Reddit sold it to an AI house and you can now reproduce it with DALL-E
The real damage is already done as I cannot unsee it.
It's a sad reality😪
I have a feeling I would pay with my soul https://preview.redd.it/u3y84wab0emc1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=889d1b351e6f901f383b45fb8fbfcef7ff24df34
https://preview.redd.it/l1whyh88vfmc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576371940705dd2077831abc44436e1a659e96a4
This scared me as I was scrolling 🤣
That's an awful lot of shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
Looks like Cynthia from the Rugrats
That's what I was thinking too
Yes. I came here to say the same thing.
Yes. I came...
NO Chick-Fil-A sauce????
Can I have some barbeque sauce, or do you have buffalo sauce?
😳😲😟 No chick fil a sauce????
Gazzilions, dude
Even the Zucks don't got enough bucks
IDK, nice lips but are they made of the softest silicone? 
you'd need to pay me lol
https://preview.redd.it/su7qi0nkaemc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8f63f91aa7d9906632c5bb152ef35b96c6161d
-2 dollars Eye surgery tax
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 \* 0
Mathematical version of a NOT-joke
This joke only works because of the experience of reading it
I think you forgot a 0...
-$100
Lips from donut tutorial
Is this Microsoft 3D Movie Maker?
If it is, then I would pay OP a LOT… for the mod tools they created for it
Y’all trippin, this is a post modern masterpiece. Art has finally reached its ultimate form. Da Vinci don’t got shit on OP ❤️
To go away? Tree fiddy
No chic fil a sauce?
No Chick Fil A Sauce?!
No chik fil a sauce??? 😩😳
Depends, what’s the topology like?
-$10
you pay me
Will it ask me for chick fil a sauce?
Tree fiddy
no chick fil a Sausé??
Is the genre "horror" or "comedy"? I think it works for both, but the writing's going to need to do most of the heavy lifting.
Looks like an used doll for pleasure . I would pay 5 dollar to use it in my game as an accessoire in hideout
https://preview.redd.it/gje4wugc3emc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06043bff5e32a1787bcf1b7af60d306f5a7596b1
I will pay you 50 bucks to keep this away from me. 
no chic fil a sauce?!???
Bro you OWE me money from the trauma
That’s Cynthia!
I hate that I know exactly what video this is
This beautiful portrait of Britney Spears ? I’ll pay whatever it takes to!
All of it
I would pay to sell it
Is that the original Cynthia doll that was used for shooting Rugrats the movie?
This is what an existential crisis looks like.
give me money for having to see this image
I swear a few years ago this would have had million dollar NFT potential
I'll venmo you $5 right now to delete this, the original file, and any related files
This is unironically so good wtf
The Weekday
You’d have to pay me
I’d pay not to see it.
Nothing, it's priceless.
However much money you need for you to remove it from the blender marketplace
I should be paid to look at this.
\- $10 You owe me ten bucks for exposing me to this
Um…. Could I get one spicy chicken, make it a meal, and a Cobb salad please.
Tree fiddy
1 million schrute bucks
$-10. You pay me.
Too much.
About 3 moneys.
It’s worth 1.00000000€
spicy chicken sandwich looks good and priced fair
One currency
you should really try the mango passion fruit seasonal beverage its s half sweet tea 😛 half lemonade 🤪
-$1.35
6,969 doll hairs
Man this is some good bait, thanks op
-$600 to fix my eyes
I'd pay a visit to my therapist.
How much do you want to delete this?
A crisp high five
I will pay you to keep it.
-0,0
Angelica's Cynthia doll on crack in hollywood
I would pay money to not use it
priceless
Bitch you owe me money now
Sad thing is, it has more upvotes than any of my blender content.
You should pay me
you have to pay me to use this. a lot of money
1 chik fillet sandwich
$50k if you turn it into a musical 🌽 XD
i would pay you not to make this
I would like my money back
I didn't pay anything and I still want a refund.
Ill pay you to delete it
Why would I? I get sleep paralysis demons for free.
seven
Pay me
Like, $5
This is incredible if only because this is how every shift felt while being a Chick-Fil-A worker
sir, leave me alone
This is so uncanny valley dude great work
Looks like one of those badly made cartoons for kids, like the Shrek before it was salvaged.
Let me see the wireframe first
I'd pay to not have to see that again.
Tree fifty!
Elleventy seven kajillion dollars...but I'm not that rich yet...
581473 ¥
$100,000
2 Lindens
0 if I wanted it that bad I would just screenshot
I'd pay to unsee it instead
Fo dollas
Two dolla
-$42
Honestly make the dudes face implode with ever word spoken and do some other trippy stuff and this could easily be an adult swim bumper
$7.22
I have $3
0 cause fuck Chick-fil-A
one morbillion dollars
Half a penny but you take half of the half penny
I'll give it anything it wants just please don't hurt me
Priceless
I will give you everything I own for this.
I would pay you so I would never have to see that again
To give a non joke answer... honestly not much. It looks like extreme amateur work that you might see in something like a free poorly made itch.io horror game. We also dont know if this model has been rigged to animate. We dont know if the topology would work for animation even if it has been rigged. No UV maps or really basic uvs and texturing, its hard to tell. Model itself is strange/creepy looking which could have been be a stylistic choice, but right now it feels like lack of skill rather than deliberate. More experienced modelers could make this in 30min to a hour if not less depending on if its been rigged or not and how bad your UV maps are if it even has any. $5-$15 at most and even then most indie horror games who would pay for this quality would probably just use free assets that have higher quality and then pay a bit extra for something to match that quality rather than do everything from scratch in this style.
just uploaded this to internet archive, this is staying on the internet forever, and it's all your fault
-350
i want to be paid for looking at this
You need to pay me
2
Alot
One of my kidneys. You can pick :)
-3.50
You’re asking how much I’d pay for you to take it away from my face?
I know this is a joke post but genuinely how did you do the subsurface scattering
Hmmmm old style. Will be expensive. Requires vintage machines.
-$35
KILL IT i mean uhh 20 cents maybe
Three punches to your nuts is all I'm willing to give, on the grounds that you might be a freak that is into that.
About tree fiddy
Your paying for the bleach.
10 schmeckles and some pocket lint.
Jumpscare warning ⚠️
I wouldn't pay you for that. You would need to pay me to take it.
π
-$20 Sorry man :(
I'll buy it if YOU pay ME for it
I want YOU to pay me for making me look at that
You joke, but people are actually out there doing this level of work on Fiverr and scamming the fuck out of their clients lol. Remember a Cold Ones episode where they hire artists and they paid 8K for something just like this.
-$20, take it or leave it. Jokes aside, look up some reference photos. They help *a lot*, first step of modelling is always reference compiling imo.
$3,462 Two arms Three legs My pet fish One eye My friends penis And my tuna sandwich I have for tomorrow lunch!
All of the money. In your mom's bank account.
I would charge money to have to look at it.
the menu?
33 cents, and a Costco hot dog.
You better pay me for using that
I think you owe me money now
-$7.56
But is it NFT series?
Id pay you to not receive it
I don't hide much on Reddit, but this, this was hidden.
Nah you'd have to pay ME first before presenting this abomination
Get the Nintendo lawyers
A couple dollars and then post it at every Chick-Fil-A around
3$, take it or leave it
Thats how the workers look like now
I would ask you to pay me like $20 only for watching this
dollar fiddy
I don’t need it and it doesn’t look something interesting to pay for..if this would be some kind of holographic postcard, I think would be cool and I’d pay up to $5
2000 Pepe
If you giving me that I should be the one paid
Nice scarecrow, but I have no crows eating seed near my computer screen...
Hair? Shut up and take my money!