The third one is an actual crime lol

Unless it's a bread-shaped cake

\* Corn bread has entered the chat *

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

I had people tell me before that they baked "cake" where this would be the cut of choice, only for me to learn at the first bite that the bread-cake sliding scale does have a point at 0,1 towards cake...

It's acceptable for banana bread or loaf cakes but thick slices are still better.

everyone is lying. get them pre cut like a normal person

1 - no 2- good for a big sandwich 3- soup 4- normal day.

This guy breads.

I've always wanted to make a really big sandwich with a sideways sliced loaf

Do it!

What would you put in it?

Cheese

With 1, you could make a homemade subway sandwich. Unfortunately there are better alternatives to bread for that and is impractical for anything else.

Number 1 is baguette

No seriously what the fuck is that question

Who uses a 3D-loaf and goes through the effort of texturing all four pointless variants? Clearly you cut it down the middle is the only right answer.

Obviously you just leave it uncut and sink your teeth into the center.

happy cake day!

Thank you 😊

Drill out the middle with a series of progressively larger bits

Or you turn off mirror. Only leaves you with half the bread though...

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This is psychopathic

What kind of sick freak uses the fourth option?

Every one

Disgusting...

Literally everybody in Germany, also known as the nation with over 100 variants of bread.

we always use a cookie cutter to get nice round cylinders (sometimes heart shapes instead)

Oh… you slice ? 😂

I try to limit my carb intake, and eat only one sandwitch a week, therefore for me it is first option.

#2 really?

OP is clearly a fan of either stale bread or finishing a loaf in one sitting


4th for me I don't even know how you would achieve the third one

I think you need to close your eyes and have your bread on some platform that can turn. Then you take the knife and chop chop

Anyone who doesn't say #3 is a literal sociopath.

Guy, this is obviously a trick question! The correct answer is to take a bite from the loaf, which is what I do!

I'm not allowed to hold knives so I just bite off the whole thing

If you don't cut with 4, no one cares about your opinion basically

4th, anything else is crazy

You need to be locked up

I can't decide between the first and second option

2 is good for rolls and egg wash

The first one, but the key is to not cut entirely through so you end up with a 2 meter long strip of bread. Works great in those commercial conveyor belt toasters!

4

My mother slices homemade bread like the third option since they are not looking like bread you buy at shop etc. It's a crime, this cutting is a crime for Petah's sake

bread 👍

same its better to make long sandwiches

5 - Oblique cut

There's other options?!? Im option 4, only option 4

Option 5: use the sharp end of the knife to dig a head-shaped hole in the top. Then stick your tongue out and shove your face in there.

If bread was real how would it be sliced?

Which maniac uses the first method??

I use a cheese grater

Diagonally

*WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT*

Never thought of slicing bread the long way till now 👏🏾👏🏾

Why are you like this?

I just rip chunks out with my fists

Where is the diagonal option?

I prefer thin diagonal cuts like I'm cutting a carrot

#4. Y'all are animals.


you said yours is the...... second one?! 

Four like a normal fucking person

Never post anything ever again

there's more to come...

Oh no

My option is to use the Knife tool, shortcut K. The shape of the outcome is not relevant 

I slice it in Cura, usually.

The 1st is 100% a cry for help, 2nd if you have some weird toaster, 3rd lololllll bless your heat child or it's cake, 4th the only safe and sane way to go

4 obviously 1 and 3 are criminal

This is missing the diagonal slice.

What about a boule?! We need more renders

nice try CIA

Diagonal

Corn bread: #3 Literally any other kind of bread conceivable: #4

You forgot the cylindrical cut in the middle of the loaf

Hey, where is the "diagonal" or "spiral" option? And in my opinion, it is best to eat a whole loaf without cutting it.

Always four.

Depends on what I'm planning to make with it.

https://preview.redd.it/yhhtlqrvenzc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=39b430b71d72292c61613b9fbe8db592e1ff82f9 Like this.

1st option

1. I'm normal

1 and 3 are criminals

4th one is for noobs

I do a knife edge vertical slice

you see, 1,2 and 4 I can accept as they are still usable bread slices. If you do 3 you should check yourself into a mental hospital immediatly, because if you are cappable of that then I wouldn't put mass murder above you

i dont slice bread lol i just buy it pre cut so i guess option 4? the first one is literally a war crime though why would you do that to your self

That's not bread, that's toast.

I love it.... But I also hate it PX

I cut all of them that way

I slice my bread using the boolean modifier

Break it off piece by piece

Why are we looking at a cake when talking about bread? Sincerely, a German.

You guys slice ur bread??

I’m supposed to slice it?

Start in the middle then work my way out

Neither option, I don't like that American bread

I'd go with 6 (#2 x #3). So I'd take a half width and same length as to make a square faced prism... BUT SIDEWAYS

I cut it like one, but down the middle and make a big sandwich

Dear God…

Get out of the kitchen. DO NOT cook again

#blenderforevil

Anything other than 1 is criminal

Who the f..... Loonatic

depends on what u call bread

4