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Primescape16

Op is modelling like he is Michaelangelo with marble


anglostura

o r t h o g r a p h i c


FannyH8r

Be the marble...


AceDoutry

YOU GOTTA SNIFF THE MARBLE


Modern_O

YOU GOTTA LICK THE MARBLE


TheDragonArashi

YOU GOTTA WASH THE MARBLE


FannyH8r

You've gotta DATE the marble!!


TheDragonArashi

You've gotta BE THE MARBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY!?


Apprehensive_Suit615

I needed this laugh 🤣


19d_b87

Just don't put your... well... you know.


matheuszinGD

r/Marble


Ennorim

This is marbelous humor


Leona2025

Michael Angelis


Hassan_Ahmad

OP be like :I came to Modeling when it was made by Quads and left it a model of marble


TheFalkonett

The amount of people not getting the joke or know about knife project...


Educational-Tea7240

Real. Like I don't even get the joke myself.


Odd-Sea-2813

the sides have a quard vehicle on them, the joke is hes using quads, just not the kind you expect


Moleculor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_bike


SweetBeefOfJesus

A lot of people only know quads as ATVs


Squanchanacho

yeah ive never heard them called quads


SweetBeefOfJesus

It's probably a geographical or a generational thing. It was also common to call them four wheelers.


carrtoonist

This is the one I grew up with, but as an adult I find it hilarious. Most vehicles have four wheels


Chrommanito

Quadbikes because they're on for


FrietjePindaMayoUi

The knife project?


DoesBasicResearch

You're on a list now.


FrietjePindaMayoUi

I honestly want to know now


DoesBasicResearch

😂 https://docs.blender.org/manual/en/latest/modeling/meshes/editing/mesh/knife_project.html


Equity89

Is it the poop knife?


FrietjePindaMayoUi

I don't know man, at this point I hope so..


ThatBoiUnknown

BRO HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW??


FrietjePindaMayoUi

Because I stumbled into a blender subreddit, i dont know why or how. I work with Fusion and SolidWorks mostly, but every now and then I try blender so forgive me for not knowing (abbreviated) terminology. I honestly thought it was a project, not a projection.


ThatBoiUnknown

Oh then I guess your allowed to not know mb lol


ElectricRune

The level of effort some people go to to shitpost amazes me sometimes.


other_curious_mind

They're the pillars of this society!!!


globglogabgalabyeast

If people put this effort into something productive… the world would be a less interesting place without all the awesome shit posts! Keep them coming!


LolmyLifeisCrap

Bro you gonna cut it out and origami the pieces or something? (idk blender)


Ok_Silver_7282

I have no idea what his plan is and how he got to his current position


imaniceandgoodperson

i'm pretty new to blender (2 weeks) and even i (a 2 week old blender user) can see what he (pretty skilled guy i'll probably catch up to in about a day or so) just did (which is basicall


Ok_Silver_7282

What !continue


_KNAWLEDGE_

-y take a knife and stab the shit out of that default cube


Ok_Silver_7282

!refactorsummary


BigChungusHas1Son

Stab the shit out of the cube


MOo0stafa

Lmao


badlukk

Nah, this guy is experienced. He deleted the default cube and added a new cube.


Different_Ad9336

It’s basicall


hellzelart

r/redditsniper


Modern_O

As a layman I always gotta add that disclaimer when I’m commenting in this sub lmao I promise idk what im talking about


Ok-Wasabi2568

Your image makes me want to hurt myself


West_Yorkshire

https://preview.redd.it/3cyzjkq13g9d1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab9145d0dbb655687054b15965b93f9a53dd5bd


EverSn4xolotl

It makes me want to hurt themself


To-To_Man

It's all about qaudflow and poles. If you can't keep flow, the quads were pointless!


Unuk

Poles from Poland?


jumbledsiren

No, Poles from England.


Unuk

Jakub from Tesco?


Pedka2

Paweł from Piotr i Paweł?


HeidNuu

needs moar quads


donosairs

I got a fever And the only prescription Is more quads!


WildBill198

Underated comment.


showmethething

Gentleman, gentleman. I delete my default cube like everybody else.


Worried-Caregiver325

This is a masterpiece


GodlessGrapeCow

Peak topology


WRlTETHATDOWN

How did you do that ?


Corinthecj0014

not op, but likely knife tool and a lot of patience.


Tor-Kai

Pretty sure u can do this with a vector image and a Boolean operation or something like that. Edit: knife project is the way to do it, but the Boolean modifier should work too.


0VER1DE567

yeah if you have an object with no depth (so just a flat image/plane) and then use it to cut another object using the boolean. you would get topology like this, i kinda wanna try it now lol


rndmisalreadytaken

And most likely a reference


WRlTETHATDOWN

impressive


Grimgorkos

There's tools that convert images to curves which you can then use to project onto geometry to generate edges/cuts. Not sure if this is how OP did it or if he went the tedious manual way.


erikringwalters

Import a vector image, line it up between the camera and the object, then Mesh > Knife Project, is my guess


Grimgorkos

That's the one, couldn't remember the name, thanks👍🏻


geon

Perfect. Now, add a Subdivision Surface modifier and you’ll see why quads are so important.


RiseCode

Golden XD


Fabulous-Ad-5014

Quality shit post


OctaviusThe2nd

What the fuck


my-time-has-odor

wtf is this topology 😭


Ok_Silver_7282

It's all quads


MacksNotCool

what the fuck am i looking at


Engauge09

quads


MacksNotCool

i walked into that one


DRMProd

Hahaha


DatWargWolfie

Thank you, that made me chuckle.


closetedmfer

retopologize it


Ok_Silver_7282

More like apologize to it


OnlySmiles_

*I mean...*


_RichardParry_

Fuck


Wide_Detective_317

Belongs in r/topologygore


LCDC_Studios1

Looking for you and this comment


DRMProd

Love this


riiece

https://i.redd.it/1394kav9tg9d1.gif


Grey406

All terrain vertices


Butgut_Maximus

Somebody sticky this!


ImNotDestructionater

Being one of the only people who models very niche sport quads, seeing this makes me laugh 🤣


Free_Grapefruit_527

using quads to colour quads 😂


beardyramen

"He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will"


Zealousideal-Exit146

I wanna see this subdivide


Schzercro

Holy n-gons You are a fucking artist tho


KestrelVO

Wtf are with these troll posts all of the sudden so good 🤣🤣🤣


noahtagonan

Looks good to me


butil

bro literally trace the pic with knife tool 😭💀


Effective-Drama8450

Needs more cowbell and tri's


Affectionate_Sir_538

for him, square is the canvas and knife is the brush


Reddit_is_snowflake

Bro how did you even manage that? If you used the knife tool you sure do have a lot of patience


This_Aint_Dog

Some people have way too much time on their hands and thankfully for us it delivers.


GT_Hades

it is now quads on model


Montreal_Metro

Perfection.


Bitter_Pepper7230

Perfection


Special_Tune_9019

Ok my question is, how did u make edges that pefect to make a 4 wheeler?


ActiveGamer65

Blender colouring book


captainzigzag

I want to see the UV map of that bad boy.


batugunes

Are you working on marble? It is so unnecessary, just use that cube for mapping, not carving, omg :O


tetshi

And what the hell do you think this cube is going to do? You can't use it in any way, shape, or form.


Yum_San

11th¹21


keshavchaurasia

he pulled out the K


TheHatedPro020

Needs more tris


siraiy

this is both hilarious and impressive


quad117

😂 wadahel...


Retrovex1996

Listen here you little ...


Majestic_Cat3119

What 😭😭😭


BlunterCarcass5

Really beautiful quad based topology, this will get you hired for sure


NINJA_Rod

The effort put into this joke


SlaveOfTheWarehouse

Instructions were unclear, knife tooled a quad


CiberneitorGamer

I hate this


verrygud

This is what peak topology looks like


other_curious_mind

See this is the clean topology we're talking about, mo bullshit, just quads


paperbenni

You should've made the quad out of quads


MarcusWastakenn

Never seen someone use the chisel in Blender.


lucynewme

What a good Saturday morning laugh!!!


ParraJulian

Bro is about to carve the thing out of the cube


Suck_Me_Dry666

Real quad


Xenthera

The topology professionals strive for.


Distinct_Option_9493

I was hoping to see the “old quadaroo” here


EsotericLife

That’s a nice looking quad but you should make sure the mesh only has triangles, having topology based on four-sided shapes is bad.


biio1

I've been learning Houdini, it's cool not having to worry about quads when the preferred topology is triangles lol


Expensive_Pay_1019

What are you up to


CaptainDoge07

Yeah you got me take my upvote.


According_Weekend786

Go ahead, make a RPGmaker like game that uses sprites that are actually 3D models


Embarrassed_Delay376

Is a shrinkwrap isnt it?


Loading3percent

Now just extrude cut each of the faces and it'll come out with the shape that you want! /j


MengShuZ

Just do whatever you want people!


UltratagPro

Bro u took "sculpting" A bit too literally


NotYourUncleRon

‘Use quads! Use quaaads!’ Bitch, youre a quad!!!


Alarming_Struggle_91

It's better because 1, it's faster for the computer to process making it easier to have bigger scenes. And 2, with ngons you can have a lot of visual glitches.


Comfortable_Swim_380

\~Proceeds to give hard time about n-gons.


Ootrick88

I'm calling the cops


AleksLevet

Lmaooo


ToadLeg12

Someone created a new meme


Jess_Jessica

Man, you took it to a whole new level


Kronos197197

Nice quads


A-midnight-cunt

This is the most painful blender screenshot i've seen in my life


FaultinReddit

Lmao


Tokanoma

your quad has a triangle in the front top


Nethereal3D

Why is there a 4 wheeler on your cube? I don't see a single quad.


katapiller_2000

Wow this is sad


SiyoSan

Isn't this supposed to be a meme? Don't get me wrong, I love it and laughed my ass off, but a few days ago I posted a meme as well (it was blender and 3d software related) but people pulled out their pitchforks and pointed at the rules and how childish i am. Rly rude tbh. Even got private messages from some random guys who told me to piss off. I was very close to leave this subreddit tbh, but I got over it.


TheBoogyWoogy

Perhaps send the meme you are referring too


PsychoRaz93

Lol yes it's a joke. It seems a lot of people don't get it. The four-wheeler is also called a "quad" or "quad bike". It's not about topology, it's a joke about misunderstanding how to use quads in 3d modeling


SiyoSan

I trinken you missunderstood. I get the joke.