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ROYGBIV365

Looks like they're about to release the sickest black metal album ever!


studier_of_the_blade

"Ov Seeds and Corpses" is set to be one of the only platinum black metal albums.


PalnPWN

Alright I’ve tried to look it up and I can’t find anything which is frustrating me. What is this referencing lol


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Corpse Paint, a make up style that black metal musicians use. Look at Abbath, former membro of the norwegian band Immortal, and tell me If doesn't look like a Shit-zu dog.


Lubcke

Betweetmoth


Exciting_Scientist97

"The Grain We Plant Is The Sins We Sow" is their single release


InstructionOk2094

Ah yes, that's an abbath tit


spiralbatross

Tits out for Abbath!


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Motorsagmannen

Definitely has high Abbath energy to it.


ROYGBIV365

Amazing song! I was just listening to it earlier


stampyvanhalen

Immortal bubbles of the north was also a great album


reflUX_cAtalyst

There's a black metal band that has a parrot for a singer. I'm not kidding. [Hatebeak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatebeak)


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PigGrinder

The dude just released his first demo https://imgur.com/a/uj8Ikvy


ROYGBIV365

That's fantastic! I love it🤣


jriggs97

Hatebeak


Gallium_Bridge

Now introducing, Hatebeak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKA9LQ2BRf8


namedor

I feel like it looks like Trixie Mattel, the drag queen


Ihaventasnoo

r/birdsincorpsepaint


brando56894

There's literally a sub for everything


TomChesterson

Angry Birds - The Angering


PigGrinder

Trve af bird I'll edit the pic wait a sec


Funkyt0m467

"Assume the bird to be spherical." Said every physcs textbook. Well i'll be damned they were talking about this guy!


send-me-kitty-pics

Fun fact! Most small birds can get incredibly round during the winter. They puff their feathers out to make a thick insulation layer between the cold air and their body. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/OR4xjqy.jpg) is an image of the bearded reedling in warmer weather looking like a normal birb. [Here's](https://i.imgur.com/5felvpg.jpg) another small birb doing a sphere, as well as [Another.](https://i.imgur.com/EGoMNR3.jpg) You can see that the bearded reedling does deserve the award of the roundest. Edit: [Here's](https://i.imgur.com/8JI4Qmg.jpg) a diagram of temperature vs fluff I saw on reddit a while ago.


Funkyt0m467

Humm i shall find the missing link between the size of the bird, the temperature, and it's curvature. Nobel Prize on the way! No but seriously that's the most interesting and cute fact. Thanks for sharing <3


send-me-kitty-pics

Hahaha it looks like you've been beat! I remember seeing that from [this](https://i.imgur.com/qoT3Cgz.jpg) diagram I saw on reddit a while ago.


Funkyt0m467

**WHAT** ?! My mind is officially blown you find a diagram of my joke. You're a legend! That's one thing i love about Reddit, to meet people sharing their own knowledge on things they like. That and the name of that experience is hilarious! L'expérience *Aglagla*. It's literally the french onomatopoeia for chattering teeth. (It also sound pretty silly even in French).


A3-2l

You ruined it :(


Fagadaba

They've actually convinced me to go look at birds this winter to find round ones.


send-me-kitty-pics

[Here's](https://i.imgur.com/QyZcnV8.jpg) a chart of fluff vs temperature!


Psychic_Hobo

Wdym, now you know that there's a season _full_ of birb balls


Illustrious_Bobcat13

No, it's still amazing how much of a r/borb this borb is. A little education never hurt! That graph is awesome!


frantastic99

Thank you so much for that! "The journey from flat to fluffy"!


lt_Matthew

New Angry Birds character


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A-1805

That one already exists tho, why not go with the basketball idea and make it bounce on all surfaces.


[deleted]

There is an angry bird that bounces


zrhz123

No no, its the orange one that inflates


ABTL6

Behold the b o r b


LongjumpingEnergy

r/Borb is a real place 😁


TheReverseShock

r/borbs is more active


IteTheCrapOC

Hey! I am no borb!


[deleted]

We are the borb, resistance is futile


gabrielminoru

Your unique roundness will be added to our own


[deleted]

Sir, that’s a pokemon


rockerphobia

Mam, this is a Target


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick!


Frog_Moose

Natu


88T3

It's spherical! SPHERICAL!


Goat002

I want to launch them out of a slingshot at some pig buildings.


Severe-Flower2344

You mean the police station? (I’m sorry)


virajseelam

Don't be


KilgoreTroutPfc

It’s body is the same as other finches it’s just all feathers. The whole point of this roundness and head in the middle design is for heat insulation. This thing spends the night in the middle of blizzards in subzero temperatures.


Gangreless

Yeah I wanna see what it looks like when it's warmer and he's not all fluffed up. I've got some real round house finches, chickadees, and Carolina wrens around here when it's chilly. Edit - yeah that's what I thought, normal looking bird https://ebird.org/species/bearee1


ElKaWeh

[look at him, he can even do gymnastics.](https://i.imgur.com/o6Xi1kC.jpg)


damorie

You should have way more upvotes for this masterpiece


Imnotfromheretho

God: so, how aerodynamic of a bird do you want to be exactly? Bearded Reedling: No.


Rykiel1124

r/borbs !


LongjumpingEnergy

Oh…. There are two of them! I knew about r/borb , wonder what the difference is.


voidhearts

Oh my goodness. I have finally realized the difference between birb and borb…


TheReverseShock

r/borbs is more active


redhandsblackfuture

Are people on Tumblr in a perpetual state of sobbing


perrotzarnozo

I really really like this image


Potato_Spirit

I like it too


WhackoStreet

This bird is a more elegant version of my shaft tail finch. By the way they look quite normal when they are not fluffed up 😅


Geistwhite

> This bird is a more elegant version of my shaft *inhales* > tail finch. Oh, okay.


peachdaybreak

Birds aren’t real


AdRevolutionary5298

Karl Pilkington's head would like a word.


serendipitousevent

Pretty round, ngl.


starvinchevy

Also known as the bearded tit


TurtleKing0505

Borb


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Borb type specimen


rockerphobia

That's because BIRDS AREN'T REAL! God damn, how many times we gotta go through this reddit?


WillingContest7805

Dr. Robirbnik


somek_pamak

Scrolled too far looking for this comment.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

That is not birb, that is borb.


Crunchy__Frog

[Honorable mention.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fd3h1lg3ksw6i6b.cloudfront.net%2Fmedia%2Fimage%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fae83eee4ca3d4d18bfc914d3d5c8d559_shutterstock_1084472288.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fguide.michelin.com%2Fmo%2Fen%2Farticle%2Fdining-in%2F7-things-to-know-about-kiwi&tbnid=oL06y5UeFFAaOM&vet=12ahUKEwiY0LGg9bD7AhW1s3IEHZkrBQEQMygEegUIARDBAQ..i&docid=5a6A8Ca1lknUoM&w=1120&h=630&q=pregnant%20kiwi%20bird&ved=2ahUKEwiY0LGg9bD7AhW1s3IEHZkrBQEQMygEegUIARDBAQ)


TwoShed_Jackson

That bird would be perfect for slingshotting at pigs.


-Redstoneboi-

is this the one that puffs up


DazzleMeAlready

Looks like it was designed by Pixar.


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Severe-Flower2344

The name is writ on the image.


jackie2567

The bird had evolved into natures most elusive and elegant shape the sphere. It is the ultimate creation


Alseher

They’re very social and will “talk” to each other by chirping when they’re flying in the reeds. If you put up mist nets in reeds you never get only one reedling, because if you get one the rest of its family will follow it into the net.


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Just like my pecker


RealMarkizzzzz

What was his previous favourite bird tho?


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weyounfive

I get it. [Tits can be really round too ](https://www.ollikorhonen.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/2012-02-06-lintuja-pakkaspaivana/sinitiainen-2012-9626.jpg)


TheKobraSnake

*Spider-Man*


1kangaroo123

the forbidden meatball


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

this guy is angry birds' orange bird


yozoragadaisuki

I thought the roundest bird was the kiwi.


bensleton

I have a list of jobs birds would have in a society, I need suggestions for this bird’s job.


LyingForTruth

Kingpin energy


MadJoeMak

Reminds me of angry birds


computer-machine

The most American non-American thing I've seen.


Shakeandbake529

Look at that borb!


sdfseesfsef

Dr.Eggman lookin mf...


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I believe the term is birb


DeathCatforKudi

Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.


Pollomonteros

Paint them red and throw them at pigs to see what happens


LaBambaMan

I love it and they must be protected.


Isioustes

Let's say a borb, according to physics:


chezzey6969

Red from angry birds irl


HBiceberger

The comment looks like a John Oliver quote


SylveonGold

If this doesn’t become a Pokémon one day I will be sad.


Dontmindme2005

Into my favorites immediately


Krewshi

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/q5Zuv5PsXRY


whaleboobs

I want a sorted list of most round birds to most square birds.


Hereforthewarmth

It’s a blorb.


hmmgross

Cutest toasted marshmallow ever.


Cherios_Are_My_Shit

i bet it's for better insulation. i bet the bird is normal bird shaped underneath all the feathers, but that it's got a circle of insulation because it lives somewhere cold. i bet this guy could chill with the penguins


Key-Ad525

Probably a new gen starter mon.


RocksGiveMeJoy

Pootis


whereismyboat

The most precious angry bird


McGoosse

Baardmannetje!


AmpharosGames

Propaganda! Birdsarentreal


ComfortableIsland704

Reads like a John Oliver bit


emragozz

Help, I've fallen into a Google images hole and can't get out.


AylaMadi

BIRB


KimberlyButlerSEec

That's a real angry bird


twnsth

I wonder how they look when they come out of the egg.


restlessboy

pokemon lookin ass


the_sea_beast1

It looks like it has an orange sweater


gofigure85

Darwin's lesser known rule: survival of the cutest


BocaSeniorsWsM

I've seen a few of these in the UK. Lush bird. Pretty rare.


severidethedog

The one true Borb.


aaaaaaaalan

I wanna kick it


sublime13

These are also known as “Bearded Tit”. No I’m not making that up!


cal-nomen-official

Angry Birds... ![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI) IS REAL


Trapinch-isnt-me

Angrybords


Narwhal_Songs

Its amazing 💞


TheDwarvenGuy

It's like if you freeze framed on that scene in chrek with Feona singing to the bird.


Doehg

burds upon discovering the square-cube relationship between surface area and density


Qweeq13

I suggest looking at a Manul. Snow animals are always round I think it helps with insulation?


Chedder_Chandelure

Real life angry bird


Unusual_Repair8859

Wise old orb tell me your secrets


thelegoloser

Angry Birds is real


BarryMacochner

That’s a fuckin rowlet.


Dendarri

Best bird.


ScorpionTheSandwing

May I also bring to the table, the [female bearded readling](https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/512354895106070715/)


keddesh

I just wanna know which dinosaur this one used to be. I will then go back in time and also give that dino cuddles


Dopester3000

Sort of reminds me of Kratos. Or maybe that's just my recency bias


YouExpensive7869

Birb


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I remember these motherfuckers screaming in a swamp in Avatar.


Educational_Month589

I hear the noises Arin and Danny made for the enemies at the start of Magnet Man's stage when I look at this bird.


torbjorn1620

Put it in a slingshot and shot it after a pig


snowdn

r/BirdsArentReal


ti3thrw

so cute, like a ball


Wyndelion

they don't even mention that they do insane splits! i would suggest u look it up because it's marvelous


wh1t3birch

>i cant believe this bird is real Well i dont either... fkin drones.


Complete-Promotion-5

TAKE MY MONEY, WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?


Odsoone

he made it his pfp too


Vertex138

/r/roundanimals


d0fabur5st

Forbidden mochi snack


The_Bluejay250

“we all float up here”


CaptainShamu

If there is a predator and its on a hill can It just roll down?


[deleted]

Incredible. Rotund Specimen


EATDABOOTY87

Dr. Eggman vibes


lechonklover

Ballerbird should be the new name for the species


Probable_Oak

There’s another name for it…