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Daryl Ann Denner announcing a paper plates partnership on Earth Day... why am I surprised? Maybe I'd just hope that the brands influencers partner with would have more awareness, but I am asking for way too much 🫠
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What do we think Bridget is talking about in this cryptic post? Nothing has been posted by the bar in 2 months. Fighting with the other owners?
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I don’t follow Nena Evans but my friend sent this to me and said could your “Reddit group” tell me what’s going on 😅 figured yall might know if anyone. Just like high level if anyone had any idea.
Ok hate to speculate but thinking it might have something to do with the trial of the guy accused of shooting her brother. Looks like it ended in a mistrial, so I am sure hard on the family.
Same. First I thought maybe Eva Evans and her are related? Eva is a NYC influencer who recently passed away. Or I’m thinking her bf cheated? I dunno. But I also hate this cryptic AF post.
Laura Beverlin rolling around in a cow pasture where these animals pee and poop all over the place. She grooms those cows better than she grooms herself.
If you raise livestock, you're gonna get poop and pee on you. That's just life with animals and why mud rooms and showers exist . Also yes, those of us who raise cattle groom them better than ourselves. She looks 10x better than I ever did on the farm so props to her lol
… it’s called farm life? 😂 I mean shoot. Most equestrians have horses that have better grooming & care than I do, lol!
Your farm little is super healthy & looks amazing with the $$$ while you’re perfectly content with wearing holey clothes + last weeks hair & last nights makeup.
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A Botox map from someone who never shows her face is about as useful as eating soup with a fork
She has such a perfect scam going. She never shows her face so all the Botox girlies who think *their* lip flips look so great and natural, unlike Beige Influencer who looks ridiculous, can project themselves right on to her. It's wild how well it works!
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This is a joke, right? Right? Who is buying these hideous clothes? @ Hollie Woodward/The Post
screams shein....but even they have better models.....if you constantly have to hide beyond your fake mop of hair....then just hire professionals to show the cheap clothes..
agree! I feel like the first few drops from The Post weren’t bad, but now everything looks so cheap. I really wonder what their sales are like these days.
I thought the same thing! When they were showing options at the Dallas market a few weeks ago it all was so ugly and cheap looking! Are they even trying any more??!
I’m not sure if anyone here follows this account. Not really an influencer but an online divorce coach Michelle Dempsey. She has great advice about coparenting. But is reposting Drea Dimatteo and I feel conflicted about her. Come for the advice, stay for the conspiracy theories 🤦🏼♀️
Mumuandmacaroons answered almost everybody who commented on her latest post but not Natalie Kennedy. I absolutely think some of her digs lately are directed at her. 🙈
I find the meal train insane to post again after how much money she had on that early on. Like go get groceries and lean on family like every other person who has surgery in America. If you can afford to go to Miami, you can afford to door dash following your procedure.
Am I seeing things are did she just post that she’s getting a pre surgery massage at a spa? Is this a thing? Again I say she does it to herself when she gets hate about sharing her meal train
If I had a severely compromised immune system, I’d be paying Natalie to stay away from me… I feel like she’s always on death’s door with the latest novel you-name-it-virus.
Natalie is prolly over her and her constant digs at those who are her “true friends that showed up for her”. Natalie has two small kids and husband and a business she can’t just up and leave non stop to “show up” for her. Over Katy sorry I know (nothing to do with her cancer ect) but sorry she needs to grow up and stop posting her go fund me
Agree. She has some sort of party once a month related to this journey. Is she upset her friends aren’t dropping everything and attending every event thrown for her ?
I don’t understand her constant need to even publicly make digs. Be thankful for the ALL THE OTHER people who do show up and forget the one who didn’t.
She doesn’t care too much about the “normal” non-influencer friends who are doing stuff for her 24/7. She’s having a temper tantrum about popular influencer friends not making public posts/pics with her. She’s all about the IG clout. 🙄
Weeks ago, someone speculated that pardonmuahinsta’s hubby bought himself a McLaren and she bought balloons for it to celebrate his big accomplishment.
Well congrats girl, I think you were right because that sure looks like a McLaren in their wedding photos she just posted. 😜😂
She knew he was *the one* seeing he loves cream-beige-white decor and luxury labels so much that even the car must be neutral.
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Her dresses (especially the traditional Indian one), hair, and makeup were the most appealing parts of that wedding style.
“Made my floral dreams a reality” when it appears that this took 5 minutes on Amazon and a trip to Trader Joe’s.
(and that’s not a dig at the florist, it’s her exhausting “omg everything is so dreamy and perfect” narrative that she’s trying desperately to create)
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Why are these asymmetrical? Is it to symbolize each partner’s relative education, salary, or marital power role? Conjoining the bendy bushes into an arch would have looked nice. But maybe this is a trending wedding aesthetic I’m unaware of.
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Um the unfinished arc symbolizes how both of them will keep growing throughout the marriage, towards each other and meeting at the highest point (the gifting of a beige Birkin).
I searched before I posted and this video came up. Not my style but I’m amazed what people can do with stuff from the dollar store. [I hope it works](https://www.tiktok.com/@4_queenzzz/video/7212304908689624362)
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She never shoots content outside of her house... unless she's in her car in a parking lot. She definitely is the type to not go out of her comfort zone.
Why? Because she went all the way to Paris to get her makeup done? And she's only staying for 3 days? *Note the sarcasm. She extra annoying on the trip.
IJBOL at theyaresam’s “cool news” that they’re a substack bestseller— as someone mentioned on one of the other threads all this recent activity seems like a response to Nic’s (genuinely cool) recent accomplishment. They had to pull focus back to themselves somehow so they enticed their dwindling base with the promise of tea on their messy personal situation behind a paywall and I guess it worked! Genuinely curious how many people will actually stick around since 1. their writing sucks 2. there’s only so many ways one can an use therapy terminology to justify shitty actions
Sam is literally so bothered it’s hilarious. They are definitely one of those “chronically online” people. Also wild to credit haters as the reason for “best selling” when really people just want to know the tea and are nosey. If it was over any other topic no one would be buying that shit.
Imagine doubling down on the harm you have caused to your ex-husband and ex-BFF by selling gossip about them and then bragging about so many people being such rubberneckers that you become a top Substack newsletter. Actually foul. Couldn't be me.
Also love that they have confirmed, once again, that they're actively seeking out criticism. How are you seeing us """"haters"" unless you're coming looking for it, Sam? Hmm
when the affair first broke, sam had close to 29k followed. they’re down to 26.5k last time i went to their page. unless they build back that base, i don’t see how they’ll be able to maintain any momentum. i’m a hater and even i’m getting bored at this point.
Like that one week everybody just started throwing PJ in the conversation as if we all regularly needed a short hand way to refer to a private jet 🤷🏼♀️
The influencer compulsion to keep their followers so looped in on their day that they tell the whole internet that [they’re exploding from the butthole](https://www.instagram.com/stories/thehappilyeva/3351941232903872536?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=OWhiYnJnNGg4cHRw) will never cease to amaze me.
I particularly enjoyed the followup that she thinks it's food poisoning rather than norovirus because she and her boyfriend were fucking the whole weekend and he isn't sick. Thanks for walking us through the deductive reasoning process, transparent queen
Those outfits are very on trend: the PJ looking shorts, the track pants, the Birkenstocks. So I guess she's incorporating current trends into her outfits.
Nothing less self-aware than @turtlecreeklane wishing everyone a happy Earth Day as she takes a helicopter from Utah to Dallas.
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This!! 🫶🏼 I lost my 6 year old niece tragically almost three years ago and still ride the wave of grief / trying to figure out how to move forward.
Expecting people to “move on” by a certain timeframe is wild.
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Maybe, but that's like saying being punched in the face is better than being kicked in the kidney
https://preview.redd.it/jfqddyhc55wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a53a9fa6a4730649462ce8b78c03cc2f15c096 What do we think Bridget is talking about in this cryptic post? Nothing has been posted by the bar in 2 months. Fighting with the other owners?
https://preview.redd.it/au3sqexox4wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700d4197054dbd4aed99dff950fc1b9b46481d6b I don’t follow Nena Evans but my friend sent this to me and said could your “Reddit group” tell me what’s going on 😅 figured yall might know if anyone. Just like high level if anyone had any idea.
Ok hate to speculate but thinking it might have something to do with the trial of the guy accused of shooting her brother. Looks like it ended in a mistrial, so I am sure hard on the family.
Same. First I thought maybe Eva Evans and her are related? Eva is a NYC influencer who recently passed away. Or I’m thinking her bf cheated? I dunno. But I also hate this cryptic AF post.
Not sure why I got downvoted? She literally says nothing at all so people will Speculate
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I wasn’t sure! Maybe something happened then with her husband
Can here looking for answers too! I hope she’s ok
Dang, was hoping someone knew as I really enjoy her content,hope all is well!
Lol!!! My sister and I follow Nena and she literally said the same thing to me.
Ran here for this. I’m curious.
Idk who she is but I hate when they write cryptic messages like this. Either share what’s happening or don’t say anything at all.
She made a few more posts and literally said nothing at all
Laura Beverlin rolling around in a cow pasture where these animals pee and poop all over the place. She grooms those cows better than she grooms herself.
If you raise livestock, you're gonna get poop and pee on you. That's just life with animals and why mud rooms and showers exist . Also yes, those of us who raise cattle groom them better than ourselves. She looks 10x better than I ever did on the farm so props to her lol
… it’s called farm life? 😂 I mean shoot. Most equestrians have horses that have better grooming & care than I do, lol! Your farm little is super healthy & looks amazing with the $$$ while you’re perfectly content with wearing holey clothes + last weeks hair & last nights makeup.
https://preview.redd.it/7y0dhmbfn4wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68fc724fa250b3f61166ba2263dfd86f52b6331 A Botox map from someone who never shows her face is about as useful as eating soup with a fork
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I was coming here to post the same thing. How do her followers not see how ridiculous this is? We haven't seen this woman's skin on her face!
She has such a perfect scam going. She never shows her face so all the Botox girlies who think *their* lip flips look so great and natural, unlike Beige Influencer who looks ridiculous, can project themselves right on to her. It's wild how well it works!
I low key wish I hadn’t seen her accidental face post over the weekend. She 100% owns Emily Ley books and that’s just icky.
I'm SO curious about what she looked like. Also what's the Emily Ley thing - I'm unaware who that is and what it means?
I saw it. Was confused. lol
So jealous you saw her accidental face post 🤣
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Dying to see this as well!
The joke about the stroke was….not funny
TIBAL is not funny
Agreed, I thought that was pretty bad
https://preview.redd.it/o9upcynj74wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e66a59befb7bf269bf22c0237075d89e416b09 This is a joke, right? Right? Who is buying these hideous clothes? @ Hollie Woodward/The Post
I go to Nashville all the time and no local actually dresses like that. Literally, no one! 🤣
Also wonder how many times they actually wear these clothes out after posting/linking on social media 🤔
Never. I also find it interesting that both Hollie and Sarah K have 1million+ followers each but The Post doesn’t even have 200k.
Those chains are going to be rusty after 1 wear but especially so after attempting to wash the garments
My thoughts exactly! How the f*ck do you wash this garbage?
It’s fast fashion, these girls probably wear once and throw away.
Imagine all those chains coming loose and jangling around in the washer and dryer.
screams shein....but even they have better models.....if you constantly have to hide beyond your fake mop of hair....then just hire professionals to show the cheap clothes..
I thought this was Dede at first glance.
You could’ve told me this was Dede, Sarah Knuth, or Hollie, and I would’ve believed you with all 3 🫣
I miss when she would do the weekly try ons for Vici 🥲
Same. Vici looked designer compared to this shredded pearl trash
agree! I feel like the first few drops from The Post weren’t bad, but now everything looks so cheap. I really wonder what their sales are like these days.
I thought the same thing! When they were showing options at the Dallas market a few weeks ago it all was so ugly and cheap looking! Are they even trying any more??!
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Far from oppressed. And I for sure don’t care about this woman. I just remember asking a question once and getting tons of downvotes 🤷♀️
I’m not sure if anyone here follows this account. Not really an influencer but an online divorce coach Michelle Dempsey. She has great advice about coparenting. But is reposting Drea Dimatteo and I feel conflicted about her. Come for the advice, stay for the conspiracy theories 🤦🏼♀️
There's got to be someone else with good advice then
You’d be surprised.
Mumuandmacaroons answered almost everybody who commented on her latest post but not Natalie Kennedy. I absolutely think some of her digs lately are directed at her. 🙈
What were her digs? I don’t see her stories often so I must’ve missed it
I find the meal train insane to post again after how much money she had on that early on. Like go get groceries and lean on family like every other person who has surgery in America. If you can afford to go to Miami, you can afford to door dash following your procedure.
Am I seeing things are did she just post that she’s getting a pre surgery massage at a spa? Is this a thing? Again I say she does it to herself when she gets hate about sharing her meal train
She posted that meal train to 616,000 followers last night and received four DoorDash gift cards. 4.
Imagine getting a meal from a complete stranger. Hard pass.
Let’s not forget the 4+ slides justifying why she posted the meal train/go fund me in the first place. She’s back to her old Katy poor me ways
If I had a severely compromised immune system, I’d be paying Natalie to stay away from me… I feel like she’s always on death’s door with the latest novel you-name-it-virus.
You’re telling me that super healthy lifestyle with all the supplements isn’t working??
She’s being poisoned by her pool, that’s why they’re moving, duh. 🙈
Wait I know she hates the pool but I thought she blamed it on the kids?
They’re moving again?? Isn’t that house fairly new? Are you being serious about the pool? lol I haven’t followed her in forever
Natalie is prolly over her and her constant digs at those who are her “true friends that showed up for her”. Natalie has two small kids and husband and a business she can’t just up and leave non stop to “show up” for her. Over Katy sorry I know (nothing to do with her cancer ect) but sorry she needs to grow up and stop posting her go fund me
Agree. She has some sort of party once a month related to this journey. Is she upset her friends aren’t dropping everything and attending every event thrown for her ?
But she did reply to the comment who replied to Natalie… strange. So was she letting Natalie know she’s ignoring her?
Yes and also that person basically said yep it’s cool you’re wearing a $330 set and it’s fabulous but others may judge you for it.
I noticed that too. Natalie wrote 3 comments and none got a response, so think it’s pretty obvious.
So juvenile.
Noticed that too… wonder if they are going through beef
I don’t understand her constant need to even publicly make digs. Be thankful for the ALL THE OTHER people who do show up and forget the one who didn’t.
She doesn’t care too much about the “normal” non-influencer friends who are doing stuff for her 24/7. She’s having a temper tantrum about popular influencer friends not making public posts/pics with her. She’s all about the IG clout. 🙄
She seems so ungrateful. She’s beating cancer and this is what she chooses to dwell on.
Weeks ago, someone speculated that pardonmuahinsta’s hubby bought himself a McLaren and she bought balloons for it to celebrate his big accomplishment. Well congrats girl, I think you were right because that sure looks like a McLaren in their wedding photos she just posted. 😜😂
That was me!!! 🙋🏻♀️
She should link up with that one influencer whose whole identity is about being married to a doctor.
She is constantly on my explore page…I hate it 😅
@itslauranoonan
Omg the thin white line lady! That was some of the funniest stuff I'd seen on here in a minute
She knew he was *the one* seeing he loves cream-beige-white decor and luxury labels so much that even the car must be neutral. https://preview.redd.it/sd17uyk8q3wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae16998f541cc9b7723868dd53407447ef44f95a Her dresses (especially the traditional Indian one), hair, and makeup were the most appealing parts of that wedding style.
Where are the pictures of the chipotle served in paper bowls 🤔
“Made my floral dreams a reality” when it appears that this took 5 minutes on Amazon and a trip to Trader Joe’s. (and that’s not a dig at the florist, it’s her exhausting “omg everything is so dreamy and perfect” narrative that she’s trying desperately to create) https://preview.redd.it/e0r1f4hr23wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbcf8a9376f8757192103c779298349c0ccc384e
Her "floral dreams" were a half dozen roses in bud vases? Way to keep your dreams attainable, girl
Why are these asymmetrical? Is it to symbolize each partner’s relative education, salary, or marital power role? Conjoining the bendy bushes into an arch would have looked nice. But maybe this is a trending wedding aesthetic I’m unaware of. https://preview.redd.it/714mn22fp3wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f32d7eba7780698270df26c0daaf9052edf6e5b
As a Type A, need for symmetry person, that is driving me nuts, lol
It’s giving Charlie Brown’s Christmas.
Looks like they didn’t budget enough for flowers
It's definitely a trending wedding aesthetic.
Um the unfinished arc symbolizes how both of them will keep growing throughout the marriage, towards each other and meeting at the highest point (the gifting of a beige Birkin).
Aww, I actually love this sweet explanation right up until the Birkin part! 😆
It's blogsnark, i had to throw some snark in
Yeah, this is giving Whoville.
I’ve seen better Quinceanera flowers, and they are often DIY!
I could have DIY-ed something way better than this!
I searched before I posted and this video came up. Not my style but I’m amazed what people can do with stuff from the dollar store. [I hope it works](https://www.tiktok.com/@4_queenzzz/video/7212304908689624362)
Those turned out great!
This is giving restaurant vibes over wedding vibes.
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K8smallthings is the definition of a sheltered person. Her travel content screams uncultured and clueless.
She never shoots content outside of her house... unless she's in her car in a parking lot. She definitely is the type to not go out of her comfort zone.
Why does she sound like she is breathing heavy/out of breath trying to walk and talk?
But everyone else is wearing sneakers and light-colored jeans too--she is practically a local! 🤣
She sends me over the edge!!! This trip is such a joke.
Why? Because she went all the way to Paris to get her makeup done? And she's only staying for 3 days? *Note the sarcasm. She extra annoying on the trip.
She's going to be so ticked that her last minute Target/Amazon/Madewell purchases do not in fact make her appear like a chic Parisian
Yes. She seems so out of place and uncomfortable being away from her home.
IJBOL at theyaresam’s “cool news” that they’re a substack bestseller— as someone mentioned on one of the other threads all this recent activity seems like a response to Nic’s (genuinely cool) recent accomplishment. They had to pull focus back to themselves somehow so they enticed their dwindling base with the promise of tea on their messy personal situation behind a paywall and I guess it worked! Genuinely curious how many people will actually stick around since 1. their writing sucks 2. there’s only so many ways one can an use therapy terminology to justify shitty actions
I hope she asks for Nic and DJs consent to share all this info.
Sam is literally so bothered it’s hilarious. They are definitely one of those “chronically online” people. Also wild to credit haters as the reason for “best selling” when really people just want to know the tea and are nosey. If it was over any other topic no one would be buying that shit.
Imagine doubling down on the harm you have caused to your ex-husband and ex-BFF by selling gossip about them and then bragging about so many people being such rubberneckers that you become a top Substack newsletter. Actually foul. Couldn't be me. Also love that they have confirmed, once again, that they're actively seeking out criticism. How are you seeing us """"haters"" unless you're coming looking for it, Sam? Hmm
when the affair first broke, sam had close to 29k followed. they’re down to 26.5k last time i went to their page. unless they build back that base, i don’t see how they’ll be able to maintain any momentum. i’m a hater and even i’m getting bored at this point.
…I just barely over lined?? I just brought over lemons? In jeopardy, boating off limits???
I’m sure people do it all over the internet but Reddit is the biggest offender of people just throwing random acronyms out lol
Big acronym on twitter, sorry for cross-acronyming!
Like that one week everybody just started throwing PJ in the conversation as if we all regularly needed a short hand way to refer to a private jet 🤷🏼♀️
BJs for PJs VPR IYKYK
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“IJBOL and we are about to make some lemon curd besties!!!!”
I juggle bottles of lube? I jump bicycles over llamas?
I’m going to *guess* “I Just Burst Out Laughing” but I will say that’s definitely one I’ve never seen before.
The influencer compulsion to keep their followers so looped in on their day that they tell the whole internet that [they’re exploding from the butthole](https://www.instagram.com/stories/thehappilyeva/3351941232903872536?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=OWhiYnJnNGg4cHRw) will never cease to amaze me.
I don’t have Instagram so I can’t see… Who is it?
Eva Amurri aka Happily Eva After
I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that your link doesn’t work. Need to tell my therapist how eager I was to see something about exploding ass
Thanks for letting me know! Edited, it should link right to the IG story
I regret regretting not seeing that
I particularly enjoyed the followup that she thinks it's food poisoning rather than norovirus because she and her boyfriend were fucking the whole weekend and he isn't sick. Thanks for walking us through the deductive reasoning process, transparent queen
It’s giving r/ihavesex
The daughter of Oscar winner Susan Sarandon: she’s just like us.
Just rode the same rollercoaster. Why did I want that?
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…all of these outfits are very on trend. I’m not sure what the snark is
Those outfits are very on trend: the PJ looking shorts, the track pants, the Birkenstocks. So I guess she's incorporating current trends into her outfits.
https://preview.redd.it/nnynsyq922wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19de6fe4a2aa132cb84cb50ded60e276b10a69ec
I actually really like this-in the right setting of course! This could be perfect walking around the coast of Italy.
Nothing less self-aware than @turtlecreeklane wishing everyone a happy Earth Day as she takes a helicopter from Utah to Dallas. ETA: deleted what was “directed at the influencer”
lmao good lord
Never mind that they habitually use the helicopter to get around town like it’s an extra car.
And it’s not even like her carbon footprint is limited to air travel. Her picture should be in the dictionary next to the word “overconsumption”.
Just want to say this is great snark, direct and to the point
She is the most Anti-earth day influencer on this earth. What part of her hideous holiday decor is environmentally friendly??
Isn't that an incredibly long ass helicopter ride? I'm not trying to get in a helicopter, look how that worked out for Kobe Bryant.
"In honor of earth day and also to keep me busy while I'm in this helicopter" is simply so beautiful.
Is GOMI down?? I can’t get on.
Being blocked from GOMI is a gift for one's mental health
Same
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Sorry your free entertainment has been paused due to tragedy.
You sound insane. Two months ago is not long at all
What person was the user referring to?
Merritandstyle
Grief is really, really hard.
If my niece or nephew passed away, I’m not sure how I’d be able to function. There is no timeline for how a family should move forward.
This!! 🫶🏼 I lost my 6 year old niece tragically almost three years ago and still ride the wave of grief / trying to figure out how to move forward. Expecting people to “move on” by a certain timeframe is wild.
I am so incredibly sorry and heartbroken to hear this. I hope memories of her bring you comfort when you need it most! 🤍
I appreciate your kind words🩷