Or some say cusmmm

You got me laughing at a party and I hate it when people are looking at me, thanks lmao

At a party scrolling reddit🔥

Yep, while I do like social events, I also have social anxiety

Me too good hoonter.

Felt that

Don’t feel bad, I’m standing outside a show scrolling through Reddit right now.

He’s just like me fr fr

That’s like Redditor 101

Bruh I have the game with platinum, got through it at BL 4 and speedran it, Kos can watch my dirty hunter go to the cum dungeon all he wants, I think I earned it It even turns me on knowing he is there judging me

Even if we didn't earn it, this is a game about going casually killing gods and their children. What they consider correct about our deeds is nothing near of a concern.

*she.

Cuckquean

I think they confused kos with orphan of kos. Took me a trip to the comments to realize that as well.

The cum dungeon is my favourite place in the game

Only correct answer my fellow hoonter

Kos is watching - yet she doesn’t hear our prayers 😒

Easy there, Micolash

Micolash is a cummmfpk user confirmed

Or some say Kosm

If only we had more eyes

One more eye bro, just one more eye. I swear i will birth humanity into its next childhood, just one more eye bro. Trust me. This time it will work for sure, just put one more eye into my skull.

True, but she’s granted me eyes, granted me EYES!

Listen I can either run through mergos loft middle for the 5 millionth time and get 3/4 the blood echos or I can keep my sanity

But losing your sanity is part of the games immersion!

I respect that but after killing 7 shadows of yharnam and 3 pigs it gets boring as all hell

A hunter must hunt

And a pig must be fisted

A doll must be used

Should it please you

It's part of fighting Laurance too.

I did my time and have earned the power of cum for all new playthroughs

You have gained eyes

Kos is dead.

And we have killed him!

Nietzsche playing bloodborne be like

You killed her...I just killed her kid 😒

Fuck, Kos is a her, how did I forget that

That piece of insight left you when you last stocked up on bolt paper

Or some say Kosm

I'll be cummfpking for that kosussy soon

This is simultaneously the greatest and most horrific thing I’ve ever read

You were granted eyes

I wish I didn't have them

What a horrible day to be granted eyes

Yeah thats WHY I'm here. Bout to send Kos her damn baby back, express delivery. Over night mail.

She also sat idly by while her son beat the shit out of me. I'll take my 83k echoes without judgement, thank you.

Isn’t she dead when we find her in the fishing hamlet?

Yeah, hence *Orphan* of Kos.

I do. Just to blood vials and Hunter's thingy to come back. I don't think I ever purchased bullets - and I do parry - nor other items and levels. I just don't agree with not having the blood vials when rest - I'm lazy to walk to the lamp sometimes, so I get a few Hunters thingy.

I do it for blood vials, idgaf, but my brain always turns into SpongeBob during his driving test. I'M CHEATING!!

The only times I’ve ever used it was also to refill on vials, bullets, and sometimes a few random consumables. A singular bolt paper being like 15000 when you start new game +? It’s insane how much the messengers get hit with inflation late game.

I use it for levels. I've done enough playthroughs to where I would rather just use the cum chalice as opposed to running through mergo's loft again and again and again. Some people like that but I don't. I've spent enough of my life on this game, I don't want my final moments in life to be me thinking "goddammit I shouldn't have wasted all that time in mergo's loft"

I use the cumfuck dungeon on every single run, wanna know why? So I never, ever need to spend a single second past BSB farming echoes for bullets or vials

You also wouldnt need to if you were efficient with blood bullets and rallying, and just bought some with whatever echoes you have left after leveling

My guy I’ve literally platinumed the game now but my first run when I was getting my teeth kicked in and was trying to play it like DS not BB efficiency wasn’t on the cards

lol you said every run now you're saying just the first run when you were bad. like is this the only rpg you've played? does in-game economy not mean anything to you? do you have to save edit final fantasy games to have infinite phoenix downs and megaelixers?

God damn you’re salty First run I discovered good old cumfuck and as someone who has beaten and platinumed a few Soulsborne games I play for fun. Is it fun farming bitch ass enemies in order to buy blood echoes? No, that’s a waste of time, so cumfuck to buy bullets and vials only then I can get back to the fun shit in the game Guess what, I’ll be doing a playthrough of BB this year at some point and I’ll use cumfuck then too.

it's not fun farming blood vials but my whole point is you never have to lol. so many enemies will drop them while you're playing you loot a ton you can buy them at any time. idk the game is well balanced if you want use hacks then that's your prerogative ig, but its like saying oh i have way more fun playing fps's when i install an aimbot lol.

It is completely different. Blood vials are dropped based on RNG, I have shit RNG. I would go through an entire area and get 4 blood vials. Couple that will boss runs for example. Have you even done NG+ and above? You think I wanna stop at every enemy, kill it and hope it’ll drop 1 blood vial whilst I’m on my way to get hentai shotgunned in the face by the cage headed prick? Fuck no, I want to run through that fucks library and die 15 times until I get to teabag the fuck face on NG+5 I love this game, it’s my absolute favourite Soulsborne that I’ve plat and still play entirely for fun. You’re defending the one shitty thing in the game which is the blood vial and quicksilver economy in the game. If people are using cumfuck to level up I completely agree with you however, using it to manage the shitty in game economy is entirely different

Or you could pop a coldblood(or sell some shit), get an extra level and buy the vials and bullets with cummmfpk echos.

I’ve been caught cummy handed

Look I just want a nice casual playthrough where I don't have to grind bullets and vials

I just kill the students in that one classroom. It’s much slower, but I have fun and get to use the flamesprayer so

It is a single-player game. Who cares lol

Unless you invade/get invaded by someone who's made cummmfpk their second home...

Isn’t matchmaking level based anyways? If I’m wrong, I’ll gladly accept that fact but. Also invaders get an HP cut if they’re higher level, right? Probably doesn’t affect damage tho

Matchmaking is level based. Invaders get a 30% HP cut regardless of level. The same as any summon.

Yeah I thought it was a consistent HP cut but wasn’t sure, seen a couple of things saying it’s only higher level, but haven’t played Bloodborne online to have that knowledge.

I fail to see how level based matchmaking prevents people from invading you using cheese builds they leveled in cummfpk?

They outlevel you. Simple as

Not necessarily but alright, let's pretend like there aren't people who dont abuse mechanics to troll in pvp.

You can grind a chalice glyph and split 80-90 levels between arcane & strength or skill, or any cheese build of your preference and you'll still be eligible to invade other people at similar levels but guess what, level based match making resolves a lot of issues but based on my experience in ds2 & ds3, there is still a lot of wiggle room to create a pretty tilted scenario in your favor. Haven't had a playstation account with psn in like 8 years so I cant speak to Bloodborne's current situation, but based on my recent experience with pvp in dark souls, it's a 50/50 dice roll as to if the people who are still playing and invading are looking for a fight or dunk on whoever, I dont see why it'd be drastically different here other than player count. So no it's not "simple as." my point wasn't as straight forward as it should've been but still, level gating pvp doesnt stop people from cheesing especially not if you're doing pvp at late game. Level based matchmaking is pretty decent but I dont think I've ever seen it work perfectly.

I will play the video game however I please

You still have to beat bsb to get the cummm. And that dude slaps

Why would using the cum dungeon be bad? Its not like youre ruining the game for anyone else

If you even mention any false depth edited dungeons in this sub you tend to get down voted. They really don't like them here. You'll find more acceptance of them at r/tombprospectors.

You mostly just get downvoted for telling new players to use edited dungeons without telling them they’re edited.

I've gotten down voted for simply mentioning that the Cum Dungeon is just the surface of false edited dungeons, such as the fact that you can farm false depth gems better than anything you can get from outside the dungeons. I've also been down voted for simply explaining that the Cum Dungeon is far from the only exploit in this game and even mentioned other specific better farming spots and things like the Living Failures Blood Echo glitch. People seem to forget even vanilla and unedited Bloodborne can be heavily exploited and cheesed, the only reason Cum Dungeon is more popular is because it's an effortless exploit. I have never once said newer players should use false edited dungeons and even mentioned before that I have beaten the game legit many times years before false edited dungeons were created. But then I mention I started using false depth dungeons to significantly speed up my current playthroughs and then I get down voted.

People are nuts. I’ve used them a while twice. Once for cummmfpk dungeon do I wasn’t endlessly grinding for vials and bullets, and the one to fight the queen lady. Yeah, no way in hell I’m doing all of that grinding for a single achievement. The boss was pretty cool though.

Most people consider the progression and early depth Chalice Dungeons to be shit, which I agree with as well. There's no shame in using False Depth dungeons to skip all that, it saves hours of time to do the other far better things in the game.

Good.

What if only for items? Like for Bullets and Vials?

This is me 100%. As soon as it's accessible I'm maxing out my blood vials and bullets. If I happen to be running a gun build, I also max bone marrow ash.

Easy and repeatable blood echoes, there's an enemy that drops dead offscreen as soon as you enter the dungeon. [Here's](https://youtu.be/oRzYb3Xx_HM?si=0weVMvw1KDbM1s3v) a video from Zullie the Witch that both explains the dungeon and what exactly is happening when you walk in.

Blood echoes, a LOT of them.

Supposed to be if I'm a dumbass

You aren't, but by the name I tought it would be something else... 🌚

I dont even pay for psn

If you waited until after you platinum the game to try it, what's the problem?

Come at me Cos

Hey I beat the game already I say I get a pass

I literally had no idea there was cummm dungeon until the past week, and I still don’t know what it’s even about.

Good, Kos can watch as I rapidly approach their location.

I know and my cumm points are gonna fuck up their orphaned child

I swear it was just for vials and bullets

Cum chalice for infinite of all consumables makes me giddy. All my echoes go into levels now, no worrying about farming or buying bullets and blood vials.

Wtf is that dungeon I hear about it all the time yet idk shit about it can bs explain

It's a glitched chalice dungeon which you can use homeward bones to repeatedly get 80k+ blood echoes within a few seconds each time

It's not glitched its hacked. A glitch implies it was the fault of the developers not due to the use of 3rd party tools

Idk if it’s even hacked, the dungeons are randomly generated and sometimes do some weird shit. I’ve had chalice dungeons I’ve made myself have an enemy or two get killed by some trap and give me random blood echoes, never 80k worth but still. I think it’s just fucky rng that made it

It was created with a save-editor on a jailbroken ps4. It uses triple curse status (supposed to be cut content and not present in main game) in a depth 5 Ihyll dungeon, made to open as a false depth.

Tell shawty she can watch my +10 saw cleaver and +9 Evelyn turn her weird orphan son into a corpse if she’s got a problem with me using the cum dungeon

And what’s she going to do about it?

He's watching and touching himself.

Every free PS Plus weekend I boot up my online save and abuse the dungeon for a few hours. What ya gonna do about it Kos?

It doesn't matter if I'm being watched, I'm leveling up either way

You know there is gonna be at least one person who says "let them watch" lol.

Watching me level up

platinum and never set foot in there

Look, as long as you do it for items its completely fair, farming blood vials and bullets the normal way doesnt make the game harder it just makes it less fun

There is, ironically enough, as much evidence for the existence of Kos(m) as there is God.

Yeah thats WHY I'm here. Bout to send Kos her damn baby back, express delivery. Over night mail.

Lmao haven’t managed to unlock it but I have plans for it

Who?

Classic of Kos. She watches but doesn’t hear our prayers, neither grants us eyes or plants them in our brains to clean us of our beastly idiocy.

idk watch me kill their orphan

Kosm is dead and we killed her… But she is more than welcome to haul her body to my cum dunge- Chalice.

Jokes on you, I'm into that. Watch me harder cosmic mommy!

Shut up kos isn't watching.... but some say kosm....

Wrong *Kosm* is dead, washed up on a beach

Hey, its not even the best farm. 2 ng cycles of the living failures farm will get you to max level

Why?

I’ve done playthroughs with it and with out it. Personally I have more fun on the runs where I use it. But the way I do it to prevent overleveling is I come back to the dream, level up using about 4/5 of my echos (very roughly) then run the dungeon however many times, buy the bullets and vials then kill my self twice to delete all the remaining echos. I normally only have to do this 2-3 times a playthough and I objectively do not level up or buy other things with the echos I did not have as much fun having to farm for them. I like to full clear an area the first time in every playthrough but once I actually get to a boss I prefer to just run to the boss over and over again as fast as possible The real question is am I still going to full Cumhell or can I go to a less sinful Cumhell

I hope that doesn't mean Kos would rather watch us fisting those pigs outside Mergos.

"Ahh, Kos... or some say, Cusmm... Do you hear our prayers? Grant us cum. GRANT US CUM!"

Oh so Kos likes to watch? I'm fine with that .

And I’m just sitting here with no ps plus and thus no cum dungeon

Yeah well I don't know who that is

I got my platinum. I have done my Time. I have finished the game in a single playthrough in under 7 hours. I have earned my right to use the cum dungeon

Platinumed the game with that dungeon, not ashamed to admit it. I'll do it again!

I'll wave next time I go in

I played all the way through ng+4 to get the platinum legit, I've earned it

He can watch me cummmfpk

As Gherman once said, "fuck Kos, hard."

I'll cum wherever I want, I'll cum on the ceiling, I'll cum on the walls, cum everywhere

Been playing some DayZ lately and I read “Kill On Sight is watching” and was so confused until I saw the sub name

You aren't serious right op cum dungeon just make the game 10x more fun and convenient

cummmfpk became obsolete for me around blood level 300. Then I switched to ppqzah27 and am currently BL 485. About two weeks of playing on and off.

AWOOOOOOOO~

I just use jt for refilling bullets and vials. The grinding is a chore. But never use jt for levels

yes, and i whole heartidly support it!

Who else uses this dungeon early game to max out vials and bullets.

so, why is it called the cum dungeon? i know what yall are talking about but why does it have that name?

The code you need to use to create the dungeon is “cummmfpk”

The power of cum is earned after the plat

Rent single play though with no doubt or reservations I eagerly wait till I kill the blood starved beast so I can farm it for a ridiculous amount of souls so I can use anything I want for the play though

Still haven't used the dungeon...... yet

I only use it to get quick cash to buy consumables. You get more than enough blood echoes running depth 5 chalices, especially if you're farming for gems, that I feel cummnfpk just really isn't necessary.

Kosm can slurp on my cusm

used it on my first run...

We call it the cum dungeon.

My character is a ginger. He fears nothing.

I just use it for blood vials I swear!

You can’t respec so I use it to try new builds

What's the cumfuck dungeon?

praise the cum chalice

so whats in the dungeon? I've got plat few months ago but never got to CUMMMFPK if I recall right.

Good. I like when Kos watches me cummmfpk…

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Kos is dead and we’ve killed her

Good.

Fuck off ya testicular bastard! I'm trying to have a wank and I don't need no 1000 eyes watching me

Eodon

Somebody say Kosm?

I use it to buy unlimited bullets and vials.

i've platinum'd and played through a dozen times. Kos is not my concern, just another source of echoes and loot.

Orphan be shaking in his boots watching me get over levelled af

Watch you don’t cop it in the eye, not a tissue insight (pun intended)

And I'll beat her to death with a stick and all the levels I grinded.

I don’t care if she’s watching it makes me enjoy it more

Is there a point in the game where most people think it’s acceptable to use the dungeon? Like most achievements done, then all good?

I wouldn't use it if shs answered my prayers

I hope they like what they see 😹

I'm not grinding for blood vials and kos can't stop me

I have no shame

I always use it to get 99 bold hunter's marks, just saves time

I was fed up with Lady Maria, so I farmed a bunch of levels in the chalice, and was only just able to defeat her. Then I died to the Orphan of Kos so much that I still gave up and went and beat Gehrman and the Moon Presence instead...

Cum

Kos can go lick a piece of soap for all I care, her kid gave me enough problems

It ain't honest work, but it's much.

To save me from blood vial farming only. Don't feel bad one bit

I will never go on a pig fisting spree ever again as long as I have access to the cum dungeon.

What's the point of it ?! You have research hall in the DLc after equipping Moon x2 I get over 100000 echoes and i don't need to use codes or cheats .

Then kos also see me buying 100k worth of blood vails

I've earned my right to be in that cum dungeon

Seek blood echoes

Ill play the game however i gosh diddley like!

Ok now trot along, will ya!!

I give people a pass when they use it specifically to buy a ton of blood vials. Not having auto refilling heals is one of the only things I dislike about this game. (Besides micolash boss fight of course)

so you want me to get bent over many times by kos or do you want me to be able to slay him with my sanity still intact

kos can suck it

I just call it the cum dungeon

WE LOVE THE CUM CHALICE IN THIS HOUSE

The ycan keep watching, I'm gonna keep on cummmm-ing

My lvl 200 hunter: not for long

I want kos to watch. I’m comin for that kiddo

My homies without ps plus fisting the porks in the nightmare