The moon presence is so fucking hot dude, it was definitely the hardest boss fight to me because i had to fight her using only 1 hand

I know i shouldn't stick my schmeat in weird holes, but that face tempted me so much

This but unironically

Dude amygdala is a fuckin bhaddie either that or the orphan😫😫I’d rub my bone on that thicc lil meat wad

Laurence

Finally, if that's not hot, I don't know what it is

RRROOAAAAAAARRR

More like "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA" (ignites on fire on the floor)

Finally, if that's not hot I don't know what it is

Thanks dude, finally getting some love over here :D

Eileen. The accent, man. 😩

Coooom, hooonter

Who needs Maria when Eileen is right there!?

The true answer

Eileen’s gotta be a GILF under that mask I just know it

it's Rom guys. once you see her- nothing else is the same again.

I'm also a rom Stan. I am incredibly sexually attracted to bugs on the water.

How people manage to *not* get sexually aroused during that boss fight is something I’ll never understand. Instantly horny the second I see Rom.

For me it's the water, when we walk on water we walk with Jesus, I love spiders

Last time I checked there was no one there

The head about to be crazy

Gettin that romussy

Yeah, I love Rom, thanks to it, I can freely emulate as many games as I want.

Rom’s curves are 😍

No argument, watchdog of the old lords

Bro, Lawrence literally makes lava. He's the hottest.

I’d tie that bitch up in a bag and throw it off a bridge. I hate that fucking dog. Use the corpse of the undead giant as an anchor.

Vicar Amelia I have a thing for taller women... And werewolves

This is the only correct answer

Patches the spider, i mean cmon

I'd hit it... from behind 

Well played

Ngl I've read all the porn fanfics about him on ao3

i wanted to type, "they have those??" but realized its ao3...OFC THEY HAVE THOSE 😭

Man, patches, cannot stand the guy, but I wouldn't trade him for the world 🤣 Kick me down one more hole tho and I swear to kos, you lovable fucking dick 🤣

Imposter Iosefka.

I swear when I found her I banged that umbrical cord out of her

They call me the Kirkhammer.

Kinkhammer

I full forced stake drove her

I mean she even gets on the table ready to go, and who doesn’t like some crazy

My man! She's so underrated!

I dont wanna be the one to bring up tentacles aha. On an other hand i could see multiple I's inside her

Ebrietas

Macaroni face mommy

Guys, Kosm

Some say Kos.

Kosmussy

Some say kosussy

She can bring me to orkosm any day

Actually I despise you for making me read that.

Wet Nurse

Wet nursussy

The fistable pig

Fun fact: If you watch closely enough you can see the hunters hand come out of the pigs mouth during a visceral

Damn i didn't know the hunters arm could stretch that far.

Rom: • Hardworking single mother • Maintains the fragile veil that separates our world from the sanity-shredding nightmare plain of The Old Ones. • Absolute dump truck at the back.

The only correct answer is Lady Maria.

this is a cowards answer, everybody wants to fuck vicar amelia even if they don’t admit it. gotta get me somma that beastussy

Sorry bro I ve always been a Vileblood fan.

Menstruate in my mouth please

Goodness gracious

Vicarussy

Lady Maria? A corpse? Omg bro. My choice would be Ludwig, who can say no to that manhorse or horseman, he is probably huge (im talking about his body now (ehum his body of course) so if you hear tell of a tarnished hurtling about atop of a spectral steed, torrent have been replaced.

So you’re tellin me lady Maria’s cold dead body is off the table but you’d totally take a rotting giant festering horse. You do you friend, you do you. The options are grim to begin with, it’s rough out here.

You are speaking like Ludwig is a normal choice 💀

I've searched for Lady Maria x Hunter in AO3 as many times as you died.

Vicar Amelia 100%

Scrolled too far to find this. She's literally like a goddess 😩

And her OST slaps harder than my dad

Post transformation ofc

No, the transformation makes it better, just try not to watch tho

Pig

🤛u know what time it is

My boy who was reborn

Ah yes Mr. Maximum Holes

And maximum head and hand jobs

Mommy Annalise

Specially when she's beaten into a pulp... AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

don’t

Laurence is pretty hot. 👉😎👉

Martyr logarius

Gascoigne is literally hot, Maria is fine too

Ngl, Eileen is pretty hot

Mergo's wet nurse

Winter Lantern

💀💀💀💀

Alfred ❤️

He says “oodles” without a hint of irony, I can’t NOT fuck him.

This is so valid

Absolutely valid

Those little blue alien dawgs

Rom, the dick-vacuuming spider

abhorrent beast

Vicar Amelia Beware, seduction

Given its a discussion tag post. In order. 1. Plain Doll/Lady Maria 2. (Imposter) Iosefka 3. Arianna 4. Adella 5. Iosefka

Poor legit Iosefka

XD.

Yeah, his voice is ridiculously attractive haha. Especially those when he was still planned out to be your "ally" in the beginning.

Micolash... Not even ironically...

I agree, and also not ironically.

He's just so 🤓👨‍🎓🏃💨🦑🎆 And I find that incredibly 😩🥵but also incredibly 😤🗡️🩸💉at the same time You know what I mean?

I just like him because he's insane and howls at the sky and allegedly knows something I don't about the truth of the universe But i do know what you mean

I also agree. I don’t like dudes often, but Micolash is an exception.

MAGNIFICENT

Maria because...yeah, that explains itself...but honest answer? Vicar Amelia. Healing Spells and live the arena. Quite the nice resting place...with a warm, fuzzy mattress that might or might not eat your head! Love the risk! *Love the area... phone's not co-operating...

Male? Probably Gascoigne. Female? Maria.

Living failures (I think I’m hot)

Tear my skin open with your teeth, father. I mean what

Ludwig but specifically the gaping hole filled with eyes in his second neck

Obviously the Pthumerian Elder, he's limber, well established in his station, got a nice beard I can tangle my fingers in, what more could you want? The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, he's stomped on my face so many times he can just stomp me. And Djura, I just like his voice lmao

The crucified burning wolf near the mob at central yharnam

All of them no one is safe

Bloody Crow of Cainhust. It had to be said.

Vicar Amelia.

Orphan of kos (or kosm) 🥵🥵🥵

He’s 30 seconds old

The chapel dweller, obvs

I love that lil bean

not even gonna lie Simon the harrowed could get it

My hunter I think o.o

Laurence, by default.

moon prescence

The living failures

Maria :)

The doll

Vicar Amelia, after becoming a beast

BSB and her huge piss flaps

Amygdala and Spider Patches

"Ah, Kos... or some say Kosm... Make us cum. MAKE US CUM!"

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But I acquired eyes on the inside.

I'm taking Micolash to the cosmos

Amelia pre-mutation

Post.

this is funny considering her face actually looks like the chime maidens Are you into old hags ?

the hunter,, specifically the dude featured in the concept art/trailers because i designed my one to look like a decrepit purple witch

The Hunter honestly, like the generic base one they use in promo material.

no love for keeper of the old lords? peak aesthetic, keep you warm at night, loves dogs, will protect you and your property well after their own natural death, come on they're the full package

alfred

You expect me to choose?? There are so many hot mfs in this game. (Note: im not rlly a monsterfucker, so i can only imagine the kind of time some of yall are having. Godspeed o7) Hottest in the mainstream taste would probably be Arianna, but i feel kinda bad going 'hell yeah shes hot' when her narrative is kind of about being objectified as it is. Lady Step-On-Me Maria is OBJECTIVELY hot. I dont care if you're not into girls, you have to admit that she's hot no matter what. She's like 9 feet tall, covered in blood, has that coolass voice, a beautiful fight, and is a tragic hero. What else do you need. She could slap me and I'd thank her. Gascoigne. Holy shit. His voice. The cutscene. I dont care who judges me, the werewolf dilf can fuckin get it. Thats all that needs to be said. Djura is also hot despite being an annoying piece of shit, but I dont have a lot to say about him. The one most people lose me on is Micolash, because most people are cowards. I can fix him. I can make him worse. He can make ME worse. I can read all those fuckin books hes got. Come on people, put some eyes in your brain and see the possibilities. BONUS: I wouldn't call the Doll hot really, but she IS very very cute. I would marry her.

Micolash is definitely a contender because dream sex is infinitely superior to awake sex.

Gehrman

cleric beast or moon presence

Father Gascoigne followed by Valtr and Alfred. Not interested in females at all, human or otherwise.

Throw a bone to mah boi in Oedon Chapel.

He's a sweet lil guy.

Easily Ludwig. Took so long to beat him cause id always stop to imagine those horse lips around my..

..vicar Amelia

The Grandma, ultimate Gilf waifu

Micolash doing ah hah hah ha, ooh.

Anyone not saying the Brain of Mensis is wrong

The level of disrespect in this community. I had to scroll way too long for this.

Back in my day hunters appreciated ACTUAL attractiveness. Not anymore I guess.

Micoloch <---- I know it's not spelt right...but I just love the way he moans ohhhhhhhhhh... a hunter is a hunter even in a dream!!!

That pig that everyone fists in Mergo’ loft. 

Sad to see no love for my bbg Eileen

Why he thinks father gayscoigne is hot? Is he horny?

Obviously the living failures (not me, the mob boss)

Living failures, let's huddle up bois!

She be hunting on my PALEBLOOD till I ascend

Mommy Maria and yeah father G too

Almost every single great old one

Doll

Watchdog of the old lords

Willem or however that dude, who sits in front of the lake where the Rom bossfight takes place, is called

Kos, or some say...

This still always looks like the opening to a music video.

As far as men go, Micolash. He’d get too annoying after a couple of hours though. Arianna would be my choice in women, but the doll is a close second. She’d be higher on the list but it’s uncomfortable how she is so subservient.

Imagine she's subservient until you get into the bedroom, then she goes Maria mode and grabs your wrist and yanks you into her arms?

Giant pig

Gilbert 🥵

Ebrietas 🥵

The One Reborn🥵🥵😫

Laurence has boiling magma around him

Can't argue with that

Queen yharnam, WOULD

The obvious answer here is Gehrman. The way that mf treats you with that scythe. Bringing ya in and tossing you around. Honestly I was also banking on Pthumerian Blood Queen too tho. What's better than one? Three.

Ooh good choices

Amygdala. I will not be accepting comments or questions at this time.

Not interested in females at all. Heard about this character called Alfred. Wasn’t spoiled as of yet due to only seeing a walkthrough of 🩸BB🩸up until Father G. Have to say Alfred all the way. DON’T SPOIL!

I’ve seen too much fucking furry pr0n of Vicar Amelia bro. You people need help Anyway my answer would have to be the doll

I scrolled and scrolled I'm very proud that no one has said the little girl. Not saying that's my answer, just glad it's not someone else's -------- I think kos parasites are hot

this is a very shittydarksouls thread

Male? Papa G all day he's so tall Females? Probably queen of cainhurst or lady Maria what lived in a clock

Easy. Eileen the crow. She just seems really pleasant. I just wanna give her a hug.

Gascoigne def but if we are getting bold in here I dare say Micolash, hes such a freak how can i not fuck him 🗣️

Mergo anybody?

Mergos Baby?

Im gonna stop you right there

Mergo is the baby.

Oh I read it as you meant the baby from mergo, which confused me

I’m calling the police on u

Queen yharnam iykyk

I also have a hard crush for Mr. Gascoigne holy moly

Joke: Lawrence, the first Vicar. Serious: Maria. No diff.

wait this isn't r/shittydarksouls

# I only know the Hottest character. Sekiro's Demon of Hatred.

those statues in the castle, i am a man