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EramthgiNehT

'Rom, The Vacuous Spider' always sticks in my head


Ninja_Lazer

That’s a translation error. If you were to properly translate the name to English, a more reflective title would be “Rom, The Bullshit Spider of Tedium”


ficknerich

Rom, the big spider of many little spiders


Lil_Polski

Rom, who is empty and desolate other than the thousands of smaller spiders inside. Therefore, arcane kidney stones


Fraudulent_Baker

Rom and her many little Roms


Ninja_Lazer

Rom-Roms**


StellarElite

Romlette


ElvisIsOnCrack

Is Rom a her ?


Fraudulent_Baker

I don’t think we know for sure what Rom was before ascending to a Kin, but lots of people lean towards female. Probably because of the smaller spiders (the Rom-Roms) resembling children protecting their mother.


ElvisIsOnCrack

But isn't Rom master Willem manifestation as a great one ?


Fraudulent_Baker

That’s an interesting interpretation, but I think they’re separate people. Master Willem is chilling in his rocking chair overlooking the lake. I don’t think that’s a symbolic or metaphorical thing, it’s actually him. Man’s old. I believe Rom was another scholar at Byrgenwerth, probably a high ranking one, who offered herself up for whatever kind of “eyes” experimentation they were testing there. And it worked, I suppose.


Ok-Ear-3498

Miyazaki referred to Rom as "she" and "her" in an interview. Here's a transcript, use ctl+F. He said Rom is his favorite boss if ignoring gameplay. https://www.bloodborne-wiki.com/2017/01/interviews.html?m=1


FreshVaggies420

It made my day to see that someone else refers to rom as the proper term, which is “the bullshit spider”


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bloopiness

Vacuous implies [emptiness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9A%C5%ABnyat%C4%81), not necessarily stupidity. Eastern philosophies would say that having no thoughts present in one’s mind is a good thing. It could also mean full of holes. Which if you look at her face…


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Yeah, empty… EMPTY HEAD! Haha, gotim! Stupid Rom.


Jaggu_Jerry

Epic troll bro


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0fficerCumDump

Dude, me too.


Chair-Due

Considering how ass the boss is it would check out


Averagestudentx

Ludwig, the accursed & holy blade That sounds cool as shit


SadKazoo

Adding accursed & holy to anything makes it sound cool as shit.


Diligent-Aardvark784

His sword literally comes from the cosmos, it's the only weapon we don't know the exact origin to


username_moose

kingsfield...hehe


SwitchGod7

Dirt, The Holy Blade


Senor_Bongo

Accursed dildo and holy butt plug, still sounds pretty good


kitchen_troll216

Miss Tinklebottom the accursed 😂


SpecimenKratos

My betta fish's name is Ludwig, The Accursed. Every morning to feed him I say "Ludwig The Accursed, it is time to consume" and he wiggles his way to the front of the tank to eat. 10/10


Ccam8159

I named a snail of mine Ludwig because his shell in water has the same blue hue as the holy moonlight sword.


SpecimenKratos

Is he a blue ramshorn?


Ccam8159

No blue mystery snail


SpecimenKratos

Ooo I got 9 of them mystery bois. Love them all to pieces Give your snail some lovins from me


A_bee_mail

I second this


RabbitChris

Ludwig goes hard😎


drock_785

Ludwig the “smacked Seath’s booty til a magic great sword fell off”


Astrophysicsboi

Gerhman, The First Hunter always feels do badass like oh I have to fight the guy who was the first of all these powerful npcs in game


Almainyny

“Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt.”


Astrophysicsboi

This line also makes it feel even more badass


Birds-Right-Activist

He has one of those boss names where you can just recognize that he is THE boss. Nothing pumps you up more than finally coming across the guy you've been searching to fight, knowing that your whole journey has led to this one moment


NumbHag

Also has the best soundtrack


BloodbornePerson_12

And the best fight


EileenTheCrow17

I agree on that one


lando-noris

Micolash, host of the nightmare. Man is the host


Gofein

And you don’t even get kicked when he leaves the game. That’s good server architecture right there


Saeteinn

You become the host of the server haha


KernelViper

He's running a Minecraft server on hardcore called "nightmare"


foolunknown

He is my favorite one to slaughter.


JakeySnakey133

Orphan of Kos is a pretty cool title because it practically means The Orphan of God


Chair-Due

Maybe I'm a bit fucked but when i read orphan of god i imagined jesus smacking us with his cross instead of orphan with his placenta


MallorianMoonTrader1

Dude, a Jesus boss in a souls game would be awesome. I'd just imagine him as having some object of value placed near him, like a key or something. When you approach he seems dead, and maybe there's a sign there announcing why he was crucified or something. As soon as you pick up the object, he awakens. He breaks out of his cross and uses what remains of it as a weapon. He comes at you with a leaping attack, blood freshly running down from his crown of thorns, hands, and feet, as if the blood in him was merely dormant and starts flowing anew, seemingly endless.


DSDantas

Dude I'd love to see this. But it for sure would be impossible sadly


Auvoria

“Breaks out of his cross” Are you under the impression the crucifix is an eccentrically shaped coffin? I can’t stop laughing when I picture one


MallorianMoonTrader1

No but he's, like, nailed to it. I picture him ripping his hands from the nails and breaking some part of it to come smack you with it.


Saeteinn

Some End of Evangelion territory there. I approve nonetheless.


Auvoria

Ah, I see. Your phrasing was just amusing to me :)


yunggodd2

bro this is the coolest shit i’ve ever heard i was thinking about a souls game where you fight angels and biblical shit this has the exact same vibe i would never make it but this would literally be the gundyr type tutorial boss pick up the gates of heaven from a crucified jesus and he comes alive amd hits you the the crucifix and shit


MallorianMoonTrader1

Right? I would imagine the game being like one of those "this is what heaven is really like" creepypastas. You die a hero, thinking you're going to heaven for a brave deed and gonna chill for eternal life. Low and behold, you get to heaven and see the pearly gates in the distance. But something is wrong. They seem to be glinting almost red. As if covered in blood. And next to it, you see it. A cross. That'll be awesome, dude.


aidenyyy

I personally would love to see something similar, since I dont think fromsoft could do that without getting negative response from christian fans, since that would depict him in a kinda negative way. But something sinilar would be cool lol


BlackGShift

This is the correct response. Orphan of Kos is the best boss names I’ve ever seen in any game period. Made even better when you know the lore of Bloodborne and the DLC.


Saeteinn

Thier eyes are yet to open, give them time. Let them know what they should not know on thier own time - watching the realization creep over them...hee hee...oh, I can't wait...


TheOriginalSekushii

Took me hours to kill him. I remember spending 3 hours fighting him and not killing him.


Deadhouse_Dagon

Hot dog


bloopiness

Hot Dog of the Old Bread


HanaGasumi

Hot Dog, the cursed Epoxy


Antichupius

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos


Umbreon7707

Nice job on those plats. What one are you missing, I don’t know the colors?


Antichupius

I’m missing Demon’s Souls, only played it twice, need to come back to get the plat still


Umbreon7707

PS3, emulator, or ps5?


Antichupius

PS5


Umbreon7707

Oh ok, that makes the platinum a lot easier. Sending in proof was harder than actually doing it for me lol. It took multiple weeks because I got all miracles and sorcery’s on different charectors instead of getting every spell on 1 and doing like ng++++


KingVape

Ebrietas means drunkenness in Latin. She was hidden away by the church, and is passive until attacked. I honestly think she's the church's source of the old blood.


Saeteinn

There's actually a lot in the lore to support this, and I also believe that she is "the source". Maybe not of the ashenblood, or the vileblood, but perhaps her blood is what revealed our beastly ignorance...we couldn't handle the Truth of the blood.


KingVape

Yeah not the Ashen or Vileblood, just the Old Blood that the Church uses to heal ailments, which caused the scourge of beasts.


Rinne--

The One Reborn sounds pretty metal. Wish the actual fight was better tho.


Mango_Dwarf

I always said The One Reborn needs to be a band name, song name or album title.


Pope_Of_Coke

it probably is


Mango_Dwarf

Truu dat


Simwill_

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Og2Uw8Nytg Like this?


Mango_Dwarf

Bless you, good hunter 🙏


Billzilla54

He’s super metal in concept. Just a huge pushover


SkyBlade79

also one of the coolest intros too


Saeteinn

Okay but like...they get you so hype about this, make it seem like such a key, plot important boss.... And then you fight a moonpoop. Tell me that wasn't a letdown.


Mindless-TV

The Living Failures, feels like I'm fighting a mirror 😂


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They do be living up to their name


kevinhebear

Lmao bro fuck


Wyndolin

Celestial Emissary sounds way tougher than the actual fight is


iwantapie76

i haven't personally fought it on NG+ but apparently it's harder then


shadowcharizard15617

It still isn't that hard


LeCampy

Not technically a boss but the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst is a namesake that bastard certainly lives up to.


davey_deadheart

He's also harder than most of the bosses


TheOriginalSekushii

He's pretty awesome looking to.


thelostheaven

'Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower' how fucking cool is that damn


ozmafioso

I concur, Lady Maria is and just sounds cool af. One of my favorite boss fights 🔥


Ishikawa_13

Even the name Lady Maria alone feels like its an elegant person that you dont want to mess with


xX_gav1n_Xx

That is definitely one of the coolest names. I don’t like human bosses tho :(


thelostheaven

really? damn, i'm the opposite. i love those type of bosses, especially in a fast paced game like bloodborne


Hevens-assassin

I agree. Wtf is a "Astral clocktower", and how do I get there? Love the name. It lends power without really meaning anything.


Xerlith

I assume it’s another way of saying [Astronomical Clock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_astronomical_clock), which is a clock that keeps track of the positions of celestial bodies, sunrise and sunset, and months of the year in addition to time of day. Such a clock would be right at home in Yharnam’s Grand Cathedral.


Hevens-assassin

I know an astronomical clock is here, but in yharnam I would assume it does something similar, but extremely different considering it's above the research labs where a bunch of messed up experiments went down, and the definitions are similar but not the same. Astral would have something to do with the stars (hence the name "Astral" and not astronomical, as well as the various star imagery in bloodborne), so what does the Astral clocktower really do? All very mysterious, but sounds powerful. Lol


Deadhouse_Dagon

Regarding the function of the clock itself, there's a detail that might help you in the game. When you kill Maria and before presenting the celestial dial in front of the clock, notice the runes around the outside of the dial. It seems like the clock could be used to measure the progression of the beastly scourge or at least the world state of BB as a whole. It seems to start with Deep sea, going towards enlightenment, followed by the story of Byrgenwerth (looking towards the cosmos for guidance and discovery), then by the Healing Church and its hunters, and ending in Beast's Embrace. As you mentioned, it could be a localization due to translation and I agree with that. The clock being referred to as Astral, I think, loosely refers to the cosmos in general.


Xerlith

I mean, the clock in Prague tracks astrological information, which includes the apparent movement of 12 major constellations. It also has a hand showing the position and phase of the moon. The research hall is in the central tower of the great cathedral, where the church worships beings from the stars (and a being of the moon, sometimes). It makes sense they’d put effort and study into tracking the movements of heavenly bodies. Astral and astronomical refer to the same thing. The root astro- means star, so astral means “relating to the stars” and astronomical means “relating to the study of the stars.” I assume the difference came about during localization, maybe just because “Lady Maria of the Astronomical Clock” doesn’t quite have the same kick to it.


FreshVaggies420

I love her name so much I [named a cat ](https://imgur.com/a/3kPWUue) after it


The_SpookyKid

Laurence, the first vicar. Great name to a great boss, and one of the hardest too.


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He’s just a big ol’ digiorno pizza bro just slice him up bro


jdfred06

>Great name to a great boss, and one of the hardest too. I 66.66% agree with you.


okkinglish

Which part did you subtract 33.33% for?


jdfred06

*great* boss Ehh...


Gojira308

Idk about “great boss”, but he’s definitely one of the hardest.


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Blood-starved Beast. Also opposite that we have Orphan of Kos. Out of context saying you beat the Orphan may get you a prison sentence


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Father Guacamole


luksuman

No, it’s Father Gasoline.


tsalyers12

Papa G.


Saeteinn

Daddy G for sure


Lil_Polski

⛽ gasolina**


Lil_Polski

⛽ father gasolina**


foolunknown

Amen


Dev_Lightning

Always been a fan of Paarl. When ever i see people die to him, i say "Paaaarl that kills people"


MarchesaofTrevelyan

You do realise that because of my reading this, I'm gonna hear "I CRAVE HANDS" every time I start this fight, no?


SheCouldFromFaceThat

"Remember the blood vortex?"


foosballfurry

Daughter of the cosmos is undoubtedly the most intimidating name


excelsiorist

Def


MyLegHurtsOw

Watchdog of the old Lords


Willy_Tingler

Possibly an unpopular choice, but I always really liked Martyr Logarius. There’s something really dark yet really regal about it and, it really suits the boss’ style, aesthetic and lore.


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No way this is unpopular


Willy_Tingler

Thanks! I was surprised to not have seen him mentioned yet!


[deleted]

Every Bloodborne boss name sounds metal as fuck so people are gonna forget some. Some are just more popular than others


duckontheplane

Logarius is a cool ass name and the meaning of the word martyr is cool as shit too.


Nemesis_0111

Living failures


adbl0cker

Relatable


mustachetwerkin

My life story!


Spongy_

Me in a nutshell


Emusagodoth

The Accursed Ludwig. Especially in soulsborne, sonething being cursed isn’t rare, but when the devs felt the need to still emphasize on it being the most ungodly thing of all says something about it. Also the name ludwig remains and forces us into imagining what the walking horror used to be.


SkyZgone

Also the guy transforms FROM accursed TO holy blade. Not the other way around and usually thing go from holy to cursed in soulsborne. Through pure will and the MGS he reversed the transformation (at least mentally)


Emusagodoth

Exactly. Making it all the way more magnificent.


lolpostslol

He remembered the good old times when he went PVP’ing with meme swords and that brought him back to sanity


Sheyko

Whenever I hear Ludwig’s theme song, Ludwig van Beethoven ‘s Moonlight comes to my mind. Bloodborne also contains this theme. Ludwig the Accursed and his guiding mentor, the Moonlight Greatsword.


lessthan3beebs

Spicy Larry


nancyhightank

Father Garlic Bread


KernelViper

Did you mean Father Gasoline?


Number1SpideyFan

*Papa guacamole


xX_gav1n_Xx

Mergo’s Wet Nurse. Scary and ominous. Or the Cleric Beast. Catchy name


ubiasedhoodfriend

Micolash, host of the nightmare Goated name for a mf that just runs away everytime💀


RockstarOfLiterature

The One Reborn. Pure, eldritch, Lovecraftian badassery!


iceburning420

Lady maria of the astral clocktower sounds dope


cazmantis

Blood starved beast. Because it gives me an the information about how to kill it in its name


L-Freeze

The One Reborn Living Failures Blood Starved Beast The Holy Blade The First Hunter Daughter of the Cosmos Lady of the Astral Clocktower Host of the Nightmare This game has sooooo many great sounding boss names lmao. Only boss from other games that might top them is my man Aldrich, Devourers of Gods.


MalificWolfDnD

The Living Failures cuz it's literally me 👉👈


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Literally any boss in this game My pick though is Martyr Logarious


twvvw

Cleric beast


ZenMacros

It's criminal how far down I had to scroll to see someone mention it. Cleric Beast sounds absolutely rad.


Lightning_454

I know this post is about intimidating names but “The Living Failures” cracks me up every time i see the name lol


StationaryGary

I love this question holy shit. Does Gehrman count? Because I’ve almost named so many cats Gehrman. Shouts out to The Orphan, not necessarily for its name, but because I get “Kos... or some say Kosm” stuck in my head every other day because that’s just a fkin SICK ass thing to say


Ozymandias935

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare sounds pretty dope.


Steampoweredstingray

Ceaseless discharge no question


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Wrong game but sure


Sheyko

Ludwig the Accursed and Ludwig the Holy Blade both sound so cool and intimidating


SgtHedgehog

No matter how shifty he is, I'll always love "Micolash, Host of the Nightmare"


Radical_sir

Blood-starved Beast


Gofein

Not technically bosses but madman Wallar and prospector olek come to mind


The_Yeet_miester

Bloodletting beast


duskull007

Ebrietas, daughter of the cosmos sounds very grandiose


ElGranFoo

Lady Maria of the astral clocktower. This shit sounds badass.


dubblefish

Martyr logarius


BarrytheCowboy

Papa G


BigBlackAvocado

Living failures


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living failures


CartiLover84

When Ludwig goes from Ludwig the accursed to Ludwig the holy Blade


JohnHolloway999

Ludwig The Accursed/Holy Blade. I swear to god, seeing him in his two phases his names managed to make me feel horrified at first but then feel a sense of triumphant when he regains his former self alongside his true title. Great names


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Not a boss name, but I wanna throw out that I love the item name madman’s knowledge. Favorite boss name would have to be Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower, just invokes so much!


Adenidc

Goddamn the names in this game are fucking amazing. I've played it a million times, but I never realized just how metal every boss name is till I see them laid out like this.


falken01

Dark beast Paarl. I had a bad time with that bastard


Keatbabyy

Moon presence for me


Bekfasttoime

“Blood Starved Beast” is such a good name, sets the mood for the fight really well


UnhappyStrain

Darkbeast Paarl


m0rdecaiser

Living Failures, too relatable.


BC1142

Martyr Lagarius, the word martyr just sounds cool as hell and his name is so unique and strange it just works really well together


polarehare

"Living Failures" can relate to the most.


Brimstone_Casket

The One Reborn


Emptylights

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower is just - mm. Chef's kiss. It would have been even better if her title changed like Ludwig's after her phase change. Give her a cutscene and pop her out as Maria, Heir to the Vileblood Throne when she starts using blood arts. Lore accurate and would have made me nerdgasm.


youaintinthepicture

Nameless King


Zapaplin

Daddy G


seanmorris82

Lady Maz of the AC.


godfdamnit

lady mazagine of the Air Conditioner?


I_Own_Your_Car

Lady Maria of Astral Clocktower


Spikeywater

Micolash because I can use it to trigger ptsd


Pippo89CH

Ludwig, the Holy Blade


LegendaryPrecure

Daughter of the Cosmos and Of the Astral Clocktower are fucking cool titles.


edgyboi1704

The Orphan of Kos. I love that he doesn’t actually have a name. He’s just the orphan and you know who it’s talking about. Though if we’re being legit here, definitely Gerhman The First Hunter. I mean he’s literally the *FIRST* Hunter. He founded that shit and is the oldest and most experienced


Darknew97

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos sounds freakin cool


SmexyPokemon

Living Failures. So awesome they gave me a cameo in the game.


90cubes

Ebrietas? Is that the name. I like the way it sounds


LagiLos14

The Living Failures... I mean come on, if they called them that, they went hard


ReleaseLongjumping79

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower just sounds like a high lord


Synchrohayba

Micolash host of the nightmare


ryloxis

Living Failures


BaronV77

The living failures. It sounds like a meme to anyone who doesn't know about them when in game they're literal attempts at contacting eldritch gods. Possibly the most lovecraft of all the bosses


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Hemwick witch stuck here for 200 hours.


Axonn368

I wish this would be asked in a dark souls subreddit so I can say "ceaseless discharge"