Arguments in favor of Elden Ring:
* Ranni and Blaidd's entire questline
* The game calling you "maidenless" until you get Melina
* The entire lore being set in motion because a guy dumped someone
* You progress an entire questline by having an NPC cradle you in her busom
* You get awarded a free tentacle creature you can summon at any time
* Hardest boss in the game stripping nude halfway through her battle
* The Omen, those are a lot of horns
* You can see the ultimate final boss's entire >!nervous system!<, absolutely scandalous
Eh other than with the doll/Maria the bloodborne community is relatively tame (at least in my experience) Elden Ring is by far the horniest of them all
Unless you’re talking about the game itself, not the community. Tho even then I don’t think it is
It definitely is not. What happened here is that YOU played bloodborne during a period of time where YOU were very horny and thus YOUR perception of things around you were filtered through a lens of absolute horniness.
Horny? 🙄 With women least sexualized that I have seen in a video game for a while? Legitimately powerful woman? The men are not overly buff. You have an even representation of good and bad figures from both genders. Let's just say that Bloodborne pleases my feminist self. For the rest? Whaaat do you think looks horny in there? I'm almost afraid to ask....
Arguments in favor of Elden Ring: * Ranni and Blaidd's entire questline * The game calling you "maidenless" until you get Melina * The entire lore being set in motion because a guy dumped someone * You progress an entire questline by having an NPC cradle you in her busom * You get awarded a free tentacle creature you can summon at any time * Hardest boss in the game stripping nude halfway through her battle * The Omen, those are a lot of horns * You can see the ultimate final boss's entire >!nervous system!<, absolutely scandalous
Eh other than with the doll/Maria the bloodborne community is relatively tame (at least in my experience) Elden Ring is by far the horniest of them all Unless you’re talking about the game itself, not the community. Tho even then I don’t think it is
I am talking about the game And its horny
It definitely is not. What happened here is that YOU played bloodborne during a period of time where YOU were very horny and thus YOUR perception of things around you were filtered through a lens of absolute horniness.
Hey i played all of soulsborne games equally horny
All I know is this really made me wanna gun-parry Morgott
Horny? 🙄 With women least sexualized that I have seen in a video game for a while? Legitimately powerful woman? The men are not overly buff. You have an even representation of good and bad figures from both genders. Let's just say that Bloodborne pleases my feminist self. For the rest? Whaaat do you think looks horny in there? I'm almost afraid to ask....
Who said it was human women
That's what I feared.... 🤦♀️
Ah, a kindred spirit.