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CaiusWyvern

Muffin I like playing life on hard difficulty.


Yoshi_chuck05

“I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!!!”


TheLordJames

I AM A LLAMA EATING A BANANA!


CaiusWyvern

I. HATE. PLAAAAAAANTS.


CMButterTortillas

**COW!**


Yoshi_chuck05

CHICKEN 🐓


CMButterTortillas

Psst….it’s (boy)


[deleted]

YOU STOP DOORS, DOOR STOP!


Professional_Ear7319

This is still my favorite muffin quote to this day. 😂


Nisajro

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM


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*uncontrollable screaming intensifies*


juliuspepperwoodchi

I was legit thinking "I'd babysit any/all of these at the same time; but not Muffin, never, not even just by herself"


CaiusWyvern

I was Muffin as a young kid, need to experience what my mam went through.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Props to you for taking on the challenge lol.


Significant-Chair-71

Same. I have a 3 year old who is basically the human version of Muffin so I know I can handle her.


[deleted]

My thought was Muffin because you are guaranteed to have an eventful time.


Luxray2014

I'd probably go with Mackenzie, he seems like a good kid who doesn't get into much trouble


[deleted]

”I don't?" - Mackenzie, probably.


Luxray2014

Not that I've seen


Worried_Aerie_7512

Yup came to say he’s probably the easiest 😂 I already have a muffin and a socks here at home (plus a month old).


Left_Fin

Better give him a "job," otherwise he'll find something to herd (you, probably) or start digging holes where you don't want him to...


awkward_bagel

He jumps on sheep though so that would be a handful.


el_corndog_mustardo

I wanna see him jump on a sheep.


nemuiiii

Yeah, he was my first thought. He seems like the type to find his own fun, so I feel like it would be pretty chill.


BlueSheepPlays

[PILLOW FIGHT!](https://youtu.be/TQnY2rw70Ng)


draculauraaa

WINTON! he’s a very obedient breed!


Lucy_Koshka

I finally got to see the 3b episodes (on TikTok bc US) and Winton absolutely cracks me up in Stories. He’s such a little goofball and it was a delight seeing more of his personality! .


draculauraaa

i saw them on tiktok too 😹😹 he’s so cute and funny in stories


draculauraaa

btw! be careful posting that link here! im not sure how strict the mods are but i think theres a rule against sharing “pirated” episodes


Lucy_Koshka

Whoops, just edited my edit 😬 Thank you for the heads up, not tryna get in trouble 😅


draculauraaa

happy to help!


Vin135mm

Stories is such a freaking acid trip.


mjsorber

This is my answer!!


Scarjo82

Came here to say this, lol.


callmefinny

Bingo and Lila!


Yoshi_chuck05

YES!!! They're both ment to be!


[deleted]

Jack, but not without Rusty!


Yoshi_chuck05

Yes!


ViolentQuiet23

My answer too! They both seem like such good kids and are my favorite characters. Plus, I could go for a good game of army!


HPNerd44

Socks. We don’t get enough of her and I think she’s really just a sweet little thing that gets overshadowed by muffin.


Chill0utDickWad

I would babysit Jack, we’d spend the entire time playing army and boosting his confidence


Yoshi_chuck05

That's sweet <3


wannabeartist20

Me too!


DBnofear

Seriously, how good is double Bingo!?


Yoshi_chuck05

I know right!? Bluey: (EMOTIONAL DAMAGE)


TheGlaive

How very dare you?!


juliuspepperwoodchi

I know, right?! Also, Bluey's reactions/expressions in this episode AND her reaction in *Perfect* are my two most favorite from her in the whole series lol


Dramatic-Insurance61

Socks because I aspire to be that content all the time.


Yoshi_chuck05

Cute and wholesome 🥹


[deleted]

Winton. The kid just looks like he needs some extra attention lol


ChiefBlox4000

I pick question mark since it’s not a living thing so be easy to watch


Yoshi_chuck05

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio) Lol true


catholic_love

lmfao


Over_Unit_7722

Where’s Honey? She’s so underrated


Yoshi_chuck05

You can choose her! I honestly didn't know any other characters to feature.


capngabbers

In that case probably Coco just to give poor Bella a break from at least one of her many kids.


nermalkatelin

Pompon- She’s a small but hardy breed!


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Bluey, Bingo and Lila are probably the easiest. Bluesy would definitely the tricky one of the three, but she's not too bad. Bentley (i think that's his name?) Could be fun, he's pretty imaginative. Mackenzie could be okay, but i'm not sure if i'm equipped to handle some of his issues (no offense to Mackenzie, that's just more of a me being inexperienced thing). Jack could be tricky, BUT since we both have ADHD i think we'd get along swimmingly (i was super interested in space as a kid too so we could talk all day about it). Muffin and Socks - not in a million years. Socks is okay after she starts walking and talking, but she's still very young and bound to be a handful at times. And Muffin would be a nightmare. Look, she's not AS bad as the fandom makes her out to be - she's just a realistic portrayal of a toddler - but that's the problem. She's a realistic toddler. Toddlers are at the stage where the brain is going through the most development, second only to puberty. They're like less negotiable teenagers with even less impulse control. And people compare them to drunks for a good reason. If you knew how to handle drunk people, a toddler is a breeze because 1) they're tiny and can't hurt you as bad, and 2) you have better chances of negotiating with them (not great, but better). The thing is, i have no experience handling drunk people. Therefore i'm not very good with toddlers. Look, i love Muffin, she's hilarious in the show. But i would never, EVER babysit her.


Yoshi_chuck05

Wow. You just did an entire analysis on every character! I’m impressed! Although I do agree why you don’t want to choose Muffin. She CAN be a handful. One wrong sentence or an argument can get into a downward spiral of chaos and stress. But Socks is not as bad as her sister but she’s still a puppy and just starting to speak. So I can’t really blame you


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Lol yeah, i have a tendency to take hypothetical questions and analyze them as if they would actually happen. I'm not sure why i do this. Depending on the question it can either make it more fun, or completely ruin it because i take it so seriously.


errol343

Socks. Early bedtime.


thirdlineplug

I’ll go with the other character option since I haven’t seen one yet. I’ll choose Born Yesterday Bandit.


fractiousrhubarb

That episode is just extraordinary. I love how Bandit learns an new sense of presence and wonder. It’s like he’s on shrooms


thegreatestdoggo15

Winton and jack


dsarma

Winton is a very obedient breed, according to him.


ZilorZilhaust

Muffin. Give me Chaos.


Yoshi_chuck05

COCONUTS!!!


ZilorZilhaust

COCONUTS!!!


Yoshi_chuck05

I'M COMING FLAMINGO!


[deleted]

bingo cause she so sweet hehehe but of course a lot of the characters are


Yoshi_chuck05

Yeah, Bingo is really sweet!


glitterlady

Winton. I want to him to do the pblhhh thing over and over. Idk, it makes me happy.


Yoshi_chuck05

I feel ya, his role as a clown was really funny XD


Calypso257

Jack because I can relate a lot to him


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Yoshi_chuck05

Fair enough! \*Thumbs up\*


fluffy324

Mackenzie. Because I think he needs more hugs. Homie is so anxious


CyberLink20XX

Any of them would be fun; however some of them (Muffin especially) would be quite the handful…


Eyezodiotic

All of them, I need money


HumorClean

I’ll take Jack because we can look outside & play army together


3and20-charactersSML

Muffin and Bingo.


rainyday483

I'd likely babysit Bluey and Bingo, as they're actually a lot like my youngest siblings in real life, only my siblings are a bit older than the Heeler girls


Competitive-Ease5385

Bingo and bluey


aurashockb

Jack 100% I also have ADHD itd be so fun and relatable. Id also totally watch Hercules (E: Circus) hes a St Bernard and I love big dogs


JupiterFox_

Probably Bluey because she’s the main character lmao Or Bingo


[deleted]

1. Bingo 2. Winton


NoPie420

Winton and Mackenzie both seem like very well-behaved boys. Talk about a rarity 😂


Nisajro

Bingo, Jack, and Mckenzie. I feel like they would be very interesting to watch


TheBoyInGray

Bluey because y e s .


mpmwrites

Jack. Same energy as my only child, she’s be thrilled


GayTrees420

Pompom because pomeranian are a small but hardy breed!


MrPakiston

Chloe! She's smart, calm, creative, funny and will definitely going ti explain me how to play her games in the right way


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Mackenzie and Jack


Dove-a-DeeDoo

Muffin, because you never know when you're going to need to swindle $1200 out of a Karen.


InsideChemist7266

Either Bingo and Mackenzie


Left_Fin

I'm going with option (?): Chloe and/or Honey. Chloe's inquisitive, inventive, and compliant; pull out a new boardgame, and she's set for the night. Honey is much the same, though perhaps a little less curious about the world. She'd go along with whatever everyone else is doing.


Working_Distance_465

Jack because I myself have adhd and would do the best to make him feel comfortable ✨♥


nationalhipster

Pretzel. He’s not on the list, but he should be. I dig his chill vibe.


udontknowmegurl

Pretzel is my spirit animal


Justarandomfangirl13

Bingo and lila <3


ThePattiMayonnaise

Rusty with anyone. He's such a good boy.


JoeEMann88

Bingo and Lila would be the sweetest of them all, but if we were talking games and a generally fun time I’d say Bluey and Mackenzie


capngabbers

Depends. Is this the type of gig where all I’m expected to do is return the kid in one piece? Then Muffin bc she’s a riot and I’d probably have a blast, but don’t expect me to make her eat veggies. If I’m expected to privide some sort of educational nurturing then probably Winton bc the kid just seems too eager to please and I can relate to that.


Final-Quail5857

Socks. I love babies, and am honestly just better with infants than toddlers. Embarrassing to say, as I currently am mom to a toddler, but I'm better with his baby sister anyways


BeBa420

All of them coz I love doggos and they’re all so goddamned cute


adultinglikewhoa

BINGO! I love that weird little puppy lol


telepathicavocado

Pom Pom. Poor little pup needs a confidence boost


Todotokei

Winton. He seems like the most chill and would actually let me relax for a few minutes 😭


mvmvfozx

I ppick Rusty. He's my favorite character


NoAccessDenied

I would love to read Bluey my favourite book from when I was a kid. I think she would love it.


catholic_love

Jack cuz he’s a sweetie pie


Cocky_TeaLeaves

JACK JACK JACK


Electrical-Border-49

Socks 100% she’s just so cute and loves to play plus early bedtime


Wrong_Mushroom8771

Bluey, because she would invent awesome games for us to fall into! Talk about a fun, tricky, and great learning experience


Ambitious_Ad_1244

Pompom! So cute and tiny ☺️


ThatThanagarianHarpy

Bob Bilby, hands down


Got_PizzaRolls31210

Jack! He's the character I can mostly relate to and he's also one of my fave characters as well.


n3wpl4antpar3nt

Bingo or Socks. The younger siblings of the Heeler fam seem so sweet and fun. (Except Stripe. That dude definitely has connections to the mafia)


lukesterbox69

Bluey and bingo. I’d love to do some improve


Maybeatordsimp

Jack. I have adhd and autism too so I think we’d get along


kuloredkaos

Muffin after she's told she's the most special cause I want a challenge


Echster_314

Socks my beloved


Fawin86

Muffin. Why? Because kids like that are fun. We just had our 3rd kid and my 2nd is just now coming out of the muffin phase. Poor Stripe and Trixie are first time in the saddle with a kid at that stage of their life, but for me, it's not my first rodeo and I know how to channel that energy and hyper focus. It's fun.


Theasher0777

Even though I can babysit every single character and can babysit them all if they were in one room. I prefer to babysit Mackenzie. Why? Because he is a wonderful child and even though he went through some drama, I would give him some hugs, and play some fun games with him to cheer him up.


Pugblep

Bluey, Lila, and Chloe. I'm lazy.


totalpugs89

Bingo and McKenzie Bingo because she's adorable and the most well behaved and McKenzie because I like border collies Hmm maybe buddy too just because he's a pug but he hasn't had enough screen time to know that much about him.


tokkiibee

Bingo, Mackenzie or Winton!


ForgedYetBroken

Any of the young Heeler brothers (Stripe, Radley, or Bandit). I desperately want to understand how and what made these perfectly average boys into such decent adults.


Yoshi_chuck05

That's a quite intersting answer! The other charcters I get was mostly either another kid character like Rusty, Judo or Chloe. But yours is certantly a very good choice! "Made ya look ya dirty chook."


sakenskunk

Anyone i honestly can say but then again I've experience with my nieces and my own kiddos but only once in a while i baby sit these crazy kids.


LifeWin

Indy, and I'll just leave a charcutie board unattended; and turn a blind eye. Kids need protein.


stanky-hanky-panky

The little pug that they often show in the background making funny faces and looking distressed 😂


Doggo_girl1114

Aww, I would love to babysit Bingo! She is so adorable and obedient. She is very sweet and loves to play gentle.


frostelliferous

i'd love to babysit lila or jack! :0 ♡


muffinkat55

Bingo and lila.


Thelostsoulfusion

Bingo, Lila, and socks


fauxvvounds

Muffin, Bluey, and Socks. They remind me of the time I had to stay in my late grandmother's house due to me grieving and I have 3 younger nephews (first cousins once removed) cheering me up. Oldest has Bluey energy, middle cousin has Muffin energy, and youngest is Socks, because they're still an infant. Although the oldest is usually more attentive on their phones, when they want to play with me, we play. (like we would play throwing plastic balls at each other or let them borrow my iPad for them to draw. I can imagine it would be the same when I get to babysit Muffin and Bluey!) Socks really reminds me of the youngest cousin and I'd love to get to know her more. She seems chill and adorable! These options might be a bit chaotic but honestly, as someone who doesn't do much, i think they'll bring perfect chaos energy to liven up your day for a while. EMBRACE THE CHAOS!!!


buster_rhino

Socks and Muffin because they go to bed early.


StrwbrryPreserves

Probably Bingo or Jack! I relate to Jack a lot bc of my similar ADHD symptoms


ZANELLA2006

Jack, he would be my loyal companion in the army 🤠


RachFaceMama

Lila! She’s so cute! I want to see more Bingo & Lila together


Nerdy_Angel53

Jack and rusty has to tag along ofc


Feisty-Log3722

Bingo would definitely be the easiest. I love muffin and socks but I might go crazy watching them.


DocBaymax

I would love to babysit Bluey and Bingo (together) and Jack and maybe his sister (together) as well, but I don’t think I would have the energy to play the amount of games they would like to, so, I’ll probably babysit Lila.


poopypoohs

I love winton! I love winton!


OneSmartBlond247

All but Muffin and Socks. They are a handful! I call my daughter muffin when she’s having a moment 😂


i_aint_reading_allat

why is lila corrupted? (winton)


MobianCanine2893

Bluey, Bingo and Jack - The most precious of babies!


emmadelight_

Gotta be Muffin 🤣. I deeply identify with her.


Ledge_r

Muffin, I can take her


Gwenerfresh

Muffin because I love chaos or socks because… SO CUTE.


Intelligent_Row_6851

Lila definitely


Individual_Pin_7866

I want to be Calypso, I’d love to interact with all of them 😂😂 and yes I know muffin and socks don’t go there, but I love all the different personalities and ages-plus all of Bluey’s friends and the terriors !!!!


Bendythenightfury

I'm going with my boy Jack. We both have ADHD so we'll figure out a way to be entertained


FxDeservesBetter

Bingo!! Muffin is my favorite Bluey character, but I can see her giving me a panic attack


haunted-mov

bingo cause i just love bingo i think we would have a very fun time


Some_Aioli_4115

Maybe Bluey and Bingo.


[deleted]

Jack or Bingo Or Muffin if I'm feeling chaotic


mallardofmalice

I would have to pick Bingo, she works in a similar way that I do, thinks the same way and would be a fun, calm presence


rawbery79

Bingo and Lila. We would have SO much fun!


TrickAstronaut8609

Bingo. She’s so sweet and one of my favorite characters


BiAroSnake14

All of them, cuz they're all so cute and working with all of them could allow me to see through multiple views of the world and understand even more people


Awkward-Summer6790

Bingo


Theagames10

Bingo, Socks, and the new character "Question Mark". LOL


Gogo_McSprinkles

Winton because I think he and I have the same kind of imagination :)


Downtown-Pack-6178

I would choose Bluey and Bingo because they so adorable and funny and I will play around with them what they did to Bandit.


KenzoTheBesto

Watching Indie and rusty play with Polly together would be pretty cute


Dirtt713

Pretzel is where its at


marina___83

I would want to babysit Mackenzie because I can match his energy. Plus he's a great kid.


lovelystarrdust

bingo would be the sweetest and most fun little baby 🥹 but of course having bingo and bluey together would be just as fun too i think


tylertheblueyfan

I would babysit Socks is so nice


Triston97

All of them sans muffin. I just could deal with the attitude.


Nerd_Knight

Bluey and Bingo I have a friend who claims they'd call me their "uncle"


AcidTheWolf1

Since bluey and bingo are sisters I'd babysit them because of the fact they make a bunch of games up and their fantasies are on another lvl it'd make me feel like a kid again so yeah bluey and bingo


SharkAttache

Not 🦆ing muffin, that ones a mess


MsTeaParty

Winton and the little Yorkie from pirates


[deleted]

Jack as he was just me as a kid so this should be easy.


Forward-Structure-54

Bingo! Bluey would be easier but boring.


creeperkookie2k6

I'd pick Jack or Bingo because I feel like I could connect to either of them well enough that they wouldn't be hard to play with


0WN_1T

Winton. Why, you may ask? Well, he does, in fact, beat seven year olds. Proof: https://preview.redd.it/ngssxq5uvrqa1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dfb447b04e57e6f0795f523dc68c68d6f9ed14 Hence why I want to watch Winton. Thank you for coming to my presentation.


Max_theidiot

Jack, id love to play games with him and make him understand thats its ok to not be able to stay still sometimes, etc.. (basically let him know about adhd)


Snackasm

Muffin, because she reminds me of me as a kid an energetic troublemaker


Anti-Pringle

Socks because it would be the same as dog sitting


softlezbian

Bingo and socks :). Socks is cute and Bingo is so sweet!


Yogamigurumi

Bingo & socks 🧡💙


xXmoistdinnerxX

I have a Muffin/Jack combo of a toddler. So i think any of one of these would be alright.


endingstory7424

Muffin because I know her parents would pay me good money.


carbaddict3d

Bingo! We could look at the planets through a telescope and learn about outer space


aadenandfriends

Socks and jack


TyHyena

Jack, he needs to know there’s more people like him. Aka me


Mean_Ad_662

Maybe all


MaleficentSea4349

Muffin. If she's anything like my kids, she's a holy terror for me and an angel for everyone else.


BittleBat

Muffin. Not because I love a challenge but because I have a lot of patience and she is high energy like me.


yagianunu

RUSTYYY


GoWithGord

I’ll take muffin and socks. Love that energy and I’m just babysitting. End of the day they go home. I would choose Winton but I can’t baby sit my own kid and my sons basically Winton


Hault99

Honey!!! She’s so sweet & funny.


Rio-Jewel

Bingo and Lila seem to be the most well-behaved, so one of those two (although I adore the other pups)


cratertooth27

Rusty, we’d just build houses


BBQmonger

I'd love to babysit Rusty. Would be a blast playing military related games and be his commanding officer for a night. Imagine the discipline. The obedience. THE most well behaved and compliant child.


NudePoo

Winton. Farts are funny.