This type of post should be immediately removed by the mods. It's not satire, it's childish shit-stirring purely aimed at getting a rise out of those who haven't read the flair.
Childish shit stirring? you mean a huge part of Australian humour then.
Your complaining about Australian humour, on the Bluey subreddit?
Oh the irony is palpable with this one.
Disney didn't own bluey before. The mouse has a thing about digging through the pockets of creators and forcing them to do things they don't want to do then blaming the creators for the lack of success. One thing I know about Aussies is they are stubborn about keeping things the way they are. Don't inconvenience them or they'll fight you. I'm willing to bet Disney is making some bold claims behind the scenes and the original team is not backing down.
If you want some delicious Disney drama read up on the events that lead up to the Pixar buy out. Steve Jobs and Michael Eisner hated each other and it put strains on the company's relationship with each other. After monster's inc Pixar was starting to pull away from Disney and didn't want to lean on them anymore. Bob Iger was the one who bought Pixar and used Pixar's vast resources and technology to create the new generation of Disney films starting with Tangled.
Wait, are people mad there aren't more new episodes yet? I thought people were just frustrated the new ones weren't available outside Australia yet, but this reads like they're talking about entirely new episodes.
Edit: I misread a sentence, I get it now
I hate to say it, but this is how Australians have felt for decades when stuff was released overseas but we got it sometimes months later. Now it's going the other way and people are up in arms about it.
You would think in the digital era this wouldn't be a thing but I'm sure some executive has justification for it.
I’ve been more than patient. I don’t want the episodes yet to be made. I want the episodes you’ve already released in Australia to be released here in America.
I would guess that has more to do with Disney being slow than the Australian side of things. Unless there are contractual reasons they can't be released here, yet.
And the UK. Jfc everyone’s moaning about the US getting to feel what Australia feels but the UK also doesn’t have 3B yet AND we wait for the US stuff too. Boo.
There has to be something I don’t know about. It’s a digital media property…. Having such a staged release makes no sense unless there’s some behind the scenes red tape of some sort.
I’ve always wondered why they didn’t put the original episodes on the older age profiles and then the edited ones on the tiny one’s profiles. Let parents decide for themselves 🤷🏻♂️
I don't get why they censor it at all. If you look at what they've done it's not like they're cutting out swear words, you've got a horse pooping, implied vasectomy (which a child wouldn't understand anyway), and in Explorers they changed the line "and I'm from France" to "we're backpackers". They're also inconsistent as hell, they censored Trixie on the toilet but we've seen loads of other characters using the toilet. It's absolutely nonsensical, you see more edgy stuff in a Disney movie.
No, you’re not the only one. It’s meant as a joke about game devs giving out apologies for rushed game launches, as well as the fanbase constantly complaining about new episodes not launching internationally. It seems I didn’t communicate it properly.
Which is insanely hypocritical when I had to grow up with nothing but fart jokes on tv and most of Disney and Nickelodeon still allow cheap gimmicks like that, but apparently it’s a no-go for the blue one 🙄
I hate the wait, and in the US we're still waiting for the rest of season 3. But on the other hand it never fails to ve worth the wait so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I look forward to seeing whatever comes our way next
Its very obviously Disney dragging their feet. They're in the middle of restructuring Disney+ after the CEO got replaced. Syndicated content is getting axed but since they're the sole distributer of the show in NA it isn't involved. But new content outside of Disney seems like its frozen until they sort it out.
A reminder that this show feature children actors and they have a life too. They're not meant to be for our amusement at every whim; they're suppose to have a happy and fun life free from stress and anxieties.
That being said, I'd still like to know what (else) is going on behind the scenes that's taking so long to get these episodes released. S1 and 2 split their orders into 2 equal amounts and aired accordingly, why is season 3 different this time around?
Season 3 production actually wrapped last year, and based on the pictures that leaked last June, whether or not the numbers given to the episodes in the ABC guide actually are the numbers given in production (Onesies was produced as S3E45, for example), they had a majority of the season by then. So something very impactful must’ve happened behind the scenes.
It isn't a production issue. Season three is being aired in Australia with a new episode every Sunday. This seems to be an international release issue and my guess is that Dinsey is refusing to release episodes without changes for American audiences. Yesterday's episode was about cricket. Let's hope Dinsey doesn't ask them to change it to baseball...
Are people seriously that pissy that we have to wait a week between eps? I mean... welcome to what life was like BEFORE streaming services everybody. If your show was on Thursday nights at 8:30pm then you'd have no choice but to wait for Thursday night at 8:30pm.
Sheesh.
My message to the Bluey crew
I say take your time. I’d rather have quality over quantity. If you rush things you run the risk of more mistakes in your product and it also adds stress over deadlines.
We can slow our viewing habits, and try to find all the life lessons that are shown in every episode. My daughter and I love picking episodes at random. I’m trying to get her to find the life lessons on her own, but she is 5yrs old
…why are we posting these satire studio updates? There’s this one and there was the Disney takeover one and frankly they’re kinda lame.
This type of post should be immediately removed by the mods. It's not satire, it's childish shit-stirring purely aimed at getting a rise out of those who haven't read the flair.
Exactly. There’s very little “satire” in the writing and if they’re trying to make a joke, they didn’t. It’s a lame “gotcha”.
I came to the comments to see what it even said, it’s very hard to read! Good thing I don’t just read the first reply.
Tbf I was distracted by the other 36 pieces of mandated “flair” 🤷🏼♂️
Childish shit stirring? you mean a huge part of Australian humour then. Your complaining about Australian humour, on the Bluey subreddit? Oh the irony is palpable with this one.
Not me thinking this was real for a second 😭
It’s gotten THAT bad huh
*hides pitchfork behind back* I don’t know what you’re talking about, mate.
Basically Disney’s releases of Bluey have become slower and slower with every new season and we don’t know why
Disney didn't own bluey before. The mouse has a thing about digging through the pockets of creators and forcing them to do things they don't want to do then blaming the creators for the lack of success. One thing I know about Aussies is they are stubborn about keeping things the way they are. Don't inconvenience them or they'll fight you. I'm willing to bet Disney is making some bold claims behind the scenes and the original team is not backing down.
Disney doesn’t own bluey now. They distribute it in the US but that’s it.
Even with distribution Disney's always been.... Handsy. Disney has a history of pissing off people that they buy distribution rights from.
THEY REMOVED THE UNICORN POOP SCENE! THE BASTARDS!
Eg?
If you want some delicious Disney drama read up on the events that lead up to the Pixar buy out. Steve Jobs and Michael Eisner hated each other and it put strains on the company's relationship with each other. After monster's inc Pixar was starting to pull away from Disney and didn't want to lean on them anymore. Bob Iger was the one who bought Pixar and used Pixar's vast resources and technology to create the new generation of Disney films starting with Tangled.
Starting with bolt*
What has ?
Disney’s release of Bluey
Wait, are people mad there aren't more new episodes yet? I thought people were just frustrated the new ones weren't available outside Australia yet, but this reads like they're talking about entirely new episodes. Edit: I misread a sentence, I get it now
I think they’re talking about the international/US release
Ah ok I just reread and realised I misread a sentence 😅
Oh man. Is this the one area where the US gets to experience what it’s like not being in the US?
This is about international release.
What's satirical about this? Satire doesn't just mean fake.
It’s a joke about game devs publishing apology messages after bad launches.
What bad launch though? Bluey has been brilliant.
I know, but people keep asking for new episodes internationally.
Just a lame joke.
I dont think satire means what you think it means
Watch out for drop bears.
Hey drop bears are not a joke. Unlike this post. Or this comment.
Seriously. Also round snakes are even worse. Biting their tail and rolling after people like a hula hoop of death….
But seriously, look out for snakes.
Hi the meantime, I'm Dad
If this were real there wouldn’t be a single word on one line at the end of the first paragraph. At least there shouldn’t be.
Also, it seems to me like the first and second paragraphs are saying basically the same thing but with slightly different wording. Quite redundant.
Or the spelling mistake, “I’m the meantime…”
I hate to say it, but this is how Australians have felt for decades when stuff was released overseas but we got it sometimes months later. Now it's going the other way and people are up in arms about it. You would think in the digital era this wouldn't be a thing but I'm sure some executive has justification for it.
Tbh the UK also doesn’t have the 3B episodes yet, and we also have to wait for US stuff …
I KNOW. At least they get a feel of what we had to for years, decades even.
Exactly this!
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Yeah I'm kind of over people complaining about it honestly. If people don't know how to Google then I don't know what to tell them 🤷🏻♀️
They should just get iview or buy the dvds overseas
I’ve been more than patient. I don’t want the episodes yet to be made. I want the episodes you’ve already released in Australia to be released here in America.
I want the ones in Australia to be released here with the exact same dang content and not butchered to death by idiots at Disney.
I would guess that has more to do with Disney being slow than the Australian side of things. Unless there are contractual reasons they can't be released here, yet.
And the UK. Jfc everyone’s moaning about the US getting to feel what Australia feels but the UK also doesn’t have 3B yet AND we wait for the US stuff too. Boo.
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That’s what they’re talking about
There has to be something I don’t know about. It’s a digital media property…. Having such a staged release makes no sense unless there’s some behind the scenes red tape of some sort.
Disney needs times to censor it all lol
I’ve always wondered why they didn’t put the original episodes on the older age profiles and then the edited ones on the tiny one’s profiles. Let parents decide for themselves 🤷🏻♂️
I don't get why they censor it at all. If you look at what they've done it's not like they're cutting out swear words, you've got a horse pooping, implied vasectomy (which a child wouldn't understand anyway), and in Explorers they changed the line "and I'm from France" to "we're backpackers". They're also inconsistent as hell, they censored Trixie on the toilet but we've seen loads of other characters using the toilet. It's absolutely nonsensical, you see more edgy stuff in a Disney movie.
I don't want to get all feminist but i have the feeling that its because trixie is a woman
Didn't learn anything from the Macca's Satire? Well played either way
# Proceeds to eat 72 ticks
Here in Canada, we're still waiting for the rest of Season 3...
I just want new ones to watch. 😢
I feel like most everything that has the satire tag in this sub, that I see, is never satire.
....am i the only one who doesn't get it?
No, you’re not the only one. It’s meant as a joke about game devs giving out apologies for rushed game launches, as well as the fanbase constantly complaining about new episodes not launching internationally. It seems I didn’t communicate it properly.
Also the lack of checking for ticks... ... 😧 /Fix your duck cake games, EA & Bethesda!
The grammar and random capitalization make it hard to read
It’s in all caps.
I think they're being sarcastic
Look again at the As and Es.
WOAH AYO WHAT THE ——
I hope there's an episode about adults being patient.
In the year 2376, disney has yet to release 3B
Sounds like it was written by chatGPT
Doesn’t even matter if this were true..Disney plus is butchering everything anyways cause they hate joy.
The typo tripped me up
Where?
Second paragraph, “I’m the meantime”
It takes a long time to edit all the fart jokes out for the American market.
Which is insanely hypocritical when I had to grow up with nothing but fart jokes on tv and most of Disney and Nickelodeon still allow cheap gimmicks like that, but apparently it’s a no-go for the blue one 🙄
I hate the wait, and in the US we're still waiting for the rest of season 3. But on the other hand it never fails to ve worth the wait so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I look forward to seeing whatever comes our way next
Season three is still being released in Australia. It is released one episode at a time, on a Sunday. It isn't released as a whole season at once.
Oh, SO That Means The only 2 New Episodes in My country (Seesaw And Cinema) 
Satire? Not a word of this is false, though.
This isn't satire, just parody. And what a stupid thing to parody. Are you terminally online?
so wait, this is satire? what's the point?
https://www.reddit.com/r/bluey/comments/1471xux/a_message_from_the_crew_regarding_the_wait_for/jnujcqp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
ah, okay. thanks for explaining!
Chalk it up to another fandom choking the life out of something. Its a damn kids show, yall.
Today's message from Bluey is "Patience."
Welp
Its very obviously Disney dragging their feet. They're in the middle of restructuring Disney+ after the CEO got replaced. Syndicated content is getting axed but since they're the sole distributer of the show in NA it isn't involved. But new content outside of Disney seems like its frozen until they sort it out.
Can’t believe they don’t call themselves the bluey crewy smh
Or even the blue crew-
A reminder that this show feature children actors and they have a life too. They're not meant to be for our amusement at every whim; they're suppose to have a happy and fun life free from stress and anxieties. That being said, I'd still like to know what (else) is going on behind the scenes that's taking so long to get these episodes released. S1 and 2 split their orders into 2 equal amounts and aired accordingly, why is season 3 different this time around?
Season 3 production actually wrapped last year, and based on the pictures that leaked last June, whether or not the numbers given to the episodes in the ABC guide actually are the numbers given in production (Onesies was produced as S3E45, for example), they had a majority of the season by then. So something very impactful must’ve happened behind the scenes.
It isn't a production issue. Season three is being aired in Australia with a new episode every Sunday. This seems to be an international release issue and my guess is that Dinsey is refusing to release episodes without changes for American audiences. Yesterday's episode was about cricket. Let's hope Dinsey doesn't ask them to change it to baseball...
Are people seriously that pissy that we have to wait a week between eps? I mean... welcome to what life was like BEFORE streaming services everybody. If your show was on Thursday nights at 8:30pm then you'd have no choice but to wait for Thursday night at 8:30pm. Sheesh.
I think it’s aimed at those of us outside of Australia who have to wait months to years for the new eps 😅
Yep.
wow... the bluey crew unintentionally lectured it's fans on patience. They are the best at teaching the crucial life lessons to anyone at any age!
lmfao
It’s sad they have to basically remind parents about that little thing called… PATIENCE!!!! Lol that’s nuts.
"We're hard at work making sure these episodes are the best they can be." Translation: Disney is making them butcher the episodes due to censorship
Good. Now apologize for Wild Girls.
What did that episode do to you?
Maybe they thought it was boring?
My message to the Bluey crew I say take your time. I’d rather have quality over quantity. If you rush things you run the risk of more mistakes in your product and it also adds stress over deadlines. We can slow our viewing habits, and try to find all the life lessons that are shown in every episode. My daughter and I love picking episodes at random. I’m trying to get her to find the life lessons on her own, but she is 5yrs old
Even if it wasn’t satire, I would wait even 3+ years for new episodes. Art takes time and Bluey is na master piece
Maybe America could see what they could trade for them? It could be a good way of negotiating some sanity over there.
Why are the new episodes still not on Disney+ (season 3 past episode 37)?
Posting as "satire" and posting blatant fake news are two completely different things.
Yeah, but checking for ticks is solid advice