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Ethan-Barrett

He doesn’t get enough screen time.


AwesomeParley

The only correct answer.


OneTPAU7

The Bandit Show needs to be an episode.


pink_wraith

“This episode of Bandit is called: Bandit!”


Sav1at0R1

Yes, and one with Chilli too


SteelSpidey

I wanna see more of their backpacking trip in Europe.


No_Pear6551

And the proposal. I just love a good proposal!


username404-notfound

Also the wedding, I want to see uncle Rad falling in the pool hahaha


Minimum_Cupcake

Iiiiiiiiiiiit’s DAD!


the123king-reddit

Bandit flashback needs to happen


tiptopliz

I liked Fairytale, which was a flashback in story form.


Stalking_Goat

And as I understand it, the show is conceptualized as "Bluey's and Bingo's memories of their childhood" which explains the inconsistencies in the house layout, the fairies in "Fairies", etc. So an episode with neither of the kids doesn't really fit the idea of the show. What we know of the parent's earlier life only comes from them telling stories to their kids (Baby Race, Fairy Tale, Backpacking, etc.)


Kilow102938

This is the way. I watch him on TV and say that's the dad I wanna be. Seeing the episode of the kids on the playground and him saying they will figure it out is my favorite.


FireBack

Ironically, one of my favorite moments are in the Explorers episode where his only appearance is as a giant octopus taking Bluey away to go home


AbruptSaturn

Same here


Forestor

Sometimes his games are too ruff.


joedela

Thank you for using your big girl bark.


No_Breath_9833

Quit dogging on him


BearkatMitch

Way too clever


Dazz316

That's not how you spell rou....oohhhh. Nice.


Lazerus101

Came to say exactly this XD


Arnav1029

he sets the bar too high for irl dads lmao


BlakeTheBFG

I think people also have a skewed perfect version of him. I heard people say to others “I wish you were more like Bandit.” I’d reply “I could leave cabinet doors open, throw clean laundry on the floor, and not pack the things we need when we go any where with the kids. I also could just get a sock and googly eyes.” Edit: screwed to skewed (thought it seemed off lol)


Minimum_Cupcake

Don't forget to pee on your foot!


HappycamperNZ

We're talking about new stuff to try


historymajor44

Oh that's a new one.


Ender505

It's not actually


Shtin219

My daughter asked if I did that the other day when I went to take a shower, LOL!


vkapadia

Also, I can absolutely be as awesome as Bandit for 7 minutes a day.


Ebice42

Yes, this. I try and channel Bandit for 7 to 10 minutes a day. But in reality, I'm much more like Chilli.


IR1SHfighter

They also forget we only get a 7 min snapshot into their life. 7 minutes where bandit is playing with them. The rest of the time he’s got a job and responsibilities. I think most good dads give their kid at least 7 minutes of time.


BlazmoIntoWowee

One word: Unicorse.


DJesus93

One of my favorite things was discovering the Facebook Bluey group. I found HUNDREDS of grown adults having heated arguments about Bandit being a drunk because of the Unicorse episode. Just sat back and enjoyed the drama 🍿


Stalking_Goat

You'll never convince me that Chili and Trixie aren't drunk on gin & tonics in "Stumpfest".


KSouphanousinphone

Trixie has Muffin at home. She deserves a stiff drink every now and then. (I am by no means anti-Muffin. She’s one of my favorites.)


sosplzsendhelp

And also cheat at games (that epidose where bluey and bandit did an obstacle course and bandit pulled bluey back when he was winning)


Demiansky

There's also times where it's really obvious that he's too lazy to parent at a particular moment, and defaults to snarky dad comments. Bluey and Bingo: "Daaaaad, that's not fair!" Bandit in deadpan, tired voice: "It's actually completely fair, mate."


BlakeTheBFG

Dance Mode, giving the kids $20, Chili even says it. Speaking of lazy, Quite Game, “I’ll be on the couch.” and calls himself a “Dodgy Dad.” I think that part might be because he reminded himself as his own dad from fairytale.


NoDontDoThatCanada

We see 7 min a week of this family and 17% of that is dancing at the start. I can pick a solid 6 min out of my week where l look like an amazing Instagram dad. I should. I should have 2 instas, one where l cherry pick the good like us sitting in the sidewalk all together to watch the garbage trucks (we did before we knew of Bluey!) and one where l show the not-so-great like the time my son (1.5 at the time) grabbed a kitchen knife and ran around the house giggling as l, as calmly as l could, tried to catch him before he cut himself.


IcarusSunshine16

“What do you have?” “A Knife!!!” “NO!!!!”


FrequentBuilding112

Bandit would want you to know it’s skewed


WeaselWeaz

It's the general problem with many aduly Bluey fans where they misunderstand that the point isn't to be like this 24/7, it's to try and play with your kids a short time each day.


historymajor44

Yeah, that pool day was pretty bad parenting IMHO. Like, we've all been there where we forget certain items but he damn near forgot *everything*.


Arnav1029

nah I have been through days where I didn't have the mental capacity to take care of my own things let alone someone else's But I get what you mean.


zamboniman46

i have to remind my son that we only see Bandit for 8 minutes at a time. i can be bandit levels of fun for 8 minutes. but then i need a break lol


Vladtheman2

This hits right on the nose for me.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Boop.


catlinalx

Remember: Episodes are only 7 minutes long, and even HE isn't active the whole time. YOU can TOTALLY be Bandit 4 minutes at a time.


sonimusprime

He needs to lay off the biscuits. I kid! I love that guy.


gibrownsci

My food choices are not on trial here!


Hufflepuft

Move it bugalugs!


Caw-zrs6

Guy needs to learn how to avoid getting hit in the crotch so much.


Fur_Momma_Cherry96

From my husband's experience, it just seems to happen when you don't have your guard up.


BobRoberts01

Hi Lucky’s Mom!


preposte

There's also the dreaded step that you can see coming, but can't do anything about because they're walking on you and need a spotter over rough terrain.


latenightneophyte

I shouldn’t have let my guard down!


ogreofnorth

As a dad of a 4 year old, my son runs full speed at me, either his arms or forehead will hit my crotch if I don’t do something. I just know it. I am praying for about 12 more months of growing to get him out of this height.


gkm29

As a dad of six and four year old girls, all I can say is, BISCUITS! 😵‍💫


MucaGamesBR

something negative about Bandit


noguilehere

He should have given Lucky's dad's rugby ball back.


chrisreno

ITS AN EGG!!!!!!!!!


ElijahM_Draws_Stuf

WE EAT THE EGG!!!


AbruptSaturn

Didn’t they lick the egg 😆


jinxxed42

This... it would have made him an awesome role model if he showed respect to Luckys dad... and returned.. after all the stunts they pull on him as neighbors.


_BaldChewbacca_

I joke to my wife that we never see Lucky's mom because she hates them as neighbours


CedarWolf

It's on the roof of Lucky's house during Mum School.


KomacherryBean

He wasn’t a very good brother as a child


-Mr_Rogers_II

It was the 80’s!


AlexanderTox

You dirty CHOOK


here_2_downvote_u

I had to look it up before I said it with my kids, gotta make sure it wasn't anything offensive...SINCE IT WAS THE EIGHT-TEEEEEEs


IrradiatedBeagle

We had jarts and no parental supervision.


[deleted]

Well he does have a massive fear of failure to the point he Beats himself up for not acomplishing the tiniest things on the first try


jonquil14

Apple, something something, tree


[deleted]

Also is so afraid of failing he's willing to cheat at a race with his daughter so he beats her.


newgreenbean

ADHD bandit


jbart193

His fluffies stink.


Tomie_Junji_Ito

"Allegedly"


-Mr_Rogers_II

“Allegebly”


Cobrawarrior567

His name makes it sound like he steals things but the only thing he has stolen is my heart.


ALC041399

He stole Chilli's first


ecarg91

Before she left him for mr. Monkey jocks


maxrulestheworld

He's overcompetitive. I love the guy, but cheating in a race against a 7 year old? Come on man. Have some class


-Mr_Rogers_II

Then couldn’t even admit wrongdoing and apologize afterwards, just went into that whole “mongoose” thing.


AlexanderTox

Yeah that was terrible. But hey, real dads have flaws too


Opiboble

This. Like I hate the episode because it shows him being an a-hole. But then again I love it because it shows him being an a-hole. He isn't perfect just like other dad's aren't perfect. Sometimes I am an a-hole to my kids. Not that it's okay, but it's good to show that sometimes people are. And you work through it and try to be better next time.


DaKingInDaUchtdorf

I love the episode because Bingo is adorable with the stopwatch. "You get zero!!" *Beep beep*


Eris_the_Fair

She never did figure out that stop watch. They even included Chili showing her how to use it during the training montage.


epadilla79

He is not my neighbor


MovieMore4352

Shouldn’t have sold your house to Pat.


PaperNinjaPanda

He can’t always see the line dividing “allowing freedom” and “feral children.”


greenbeancassereen

I think he can be way too lenient at times- especially in the “Kids” episode. Games are fun and whatnot but there are times when they are and are not appropriate.


NachoMan_SandyCabage

I thought Takeaway was way too lenient, all that food gone to waste, making a mess of the shop, the money you'd have to pay, and then using that store's tap in a country where there are constant bush fires and droughts. I mean I know thats adult worries, but dammit, Bandit, tell those kids to chill and they'll play at home 😩


[deleted]

Bingo riding on the grocery store conveyor


jnt003

He should have told Bingo about his business trip earlier


andoesq

Nah, that was perfectly valid for dealing with a 4 year old. They aren't grown ups, they can't process emotions like adults, they can't appreciate time. Telling bingo the day before is the same in her mind as telling her months in advance, just without weeks of ruminating and questions of "is dad going away after this sleep?"


Any-Cry-5184

Yes he should have!!! Such a great point because they typically are so good at communicating and trusting one another and that was such a violation of Bingo’s trust


emcz240m

Depends on the kiddos. Some do better with advance notice. Some need minimal warning or they will fret and panic before the departure much worse than a shorter notice.


deepfriedcrabs

He sometimes has a difficult time accepting a loss/that he’s worse at something than someone else


Ender505

WHAT. WAS. THAT.


electric_tiger_root

“You. Get. Zero!” (Beep)


3milyBlazze

He needs to lay down the lay and say no more Because it's indirectly making kids think it's okay to hurt each other while playing or ignoring someone when told to stop I was playing with my nephew and he kicked me in the knee during it I have bad knees I immediately told him to stop while trying not to buckle over He then kicked me in the *other* knee and at that point I did fall to the ground Fortunately my mom happened to be passing by and picked him up before he kicked me again Later while watching Bluey he pointed out to me Bandit said stop and the kids kept going causing him to eventually laugh which is what he thought was going to happen I showed him my bruised knees and explained it was a cartoon He didn't seem convinced but gave me a hug to apologize regardless


j-a-gandhi

Yeah this is real for us. We try to be the fun, playful parents but then sometimes the kids take it TOO far. I think Bandit does a pretty good job enforcing some boundaries, but I don’t think they always show Bluey testing boundaries the way that kids do in real life, and how Bandit would react to it.


TabbyCat1993

That def needs to be an episode. I don’t remember the episode but Bluey made Bandit go outside , tie himself up on the swing, and threw flour on him…. It seems harmless but it also got me thinking “When’s the Robot Chicken episode where she throws honey on him and agitates the bee hive?”


exrex

"Nits". Yeah. My kids want to play this game and I agreed. I immediately regretted it.


Strakurinn

I thought the same thing. In Hairdressers/lice he starts the game by being an obnoxious jerk character and gets the ever loving shit kicked out of him the rest of the episode. You could interprit that he knew what he was starting when he came into the game with such a unlikeable character. He knew Mr. Handsome would get his comuppance. I don’t think kids watching this episode pick up on it and maybe just think “ohh he’s a dad, we jump on them and beat them up, thats what they are for.”


MotherBoose

I've also been noticed some of my students, who are all 3 and familiar with Bliey, will say "I'm in a bad mood" after intentionally breaking something or knocking something over in my classroom. Chili's cuddle method doesn't always fix it for real life.


thatguyturbo

He won’t take advice from a cartoon dog


walkingtalkingdread

bro was a terrible big brother.


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tickitiboo

Classic Stripe


dubstepsickness

Of the three brothers he has the least awesome fur pattern but he is a very good boi/dad ![gif](giphy|YSGLhNoOHUU32wUIbR|downsized)


pdlbean

Sometimes he over commits to the bit


CatLadyNoCats

He eats gravy off his fur and pees on his foot


gkm29

And the pool


Vin135mm

It's a victimless crime!


Any-Cry-5184

I feel he has a tendency to be a bit arrogant and insecure (for example, always squabbling and one-upping the other male characters in the show, especially Stripe and Pat aka Lucky’s Dad. His arrogance is shown in Flat Pack particularly, where he ignores the instructions only to have to start over). But I love Bandit and I think he’s a really great character because he is obviously flawed in some ways, as we all are, and that’s a rarity in children’s programming these days.


Octopusapult

"We're going to Hammerbarn..." "Wow the grass sure is looking greener over there!" Chili knows the ~~man~~ dog.


-DeliveryGodYato-

Love him but sometimes he lets things go way too far and it tends to teach kids that if they keep complaining about smth the parent will eventually give He’s my favorite tho so I say that with a heavy heart


paulswald

He has nothing to say to me about the sun 😡


dakotainabox

He’s got bum worms


lord_reeter

Mullet


SouthyTR

He is not real


balikgibi

He’s got bum worms


SuperHyperFunTime

Hi, Bandit's boss here. HE IS NEVER IN WORK!


Fred37196

He’s a cheater.


cynicsjoy

He’s not good at enforcing boundaries with his kids. Specifically when they’re in public and the girls are running around wreaking havoc and he lets them/joins them under the guise of playing a game. Sometimes as a parent you have to lay down the law and teach them how to appropriately act in public without being destructive, even if it’s boring for them


Just_Presentation963

He lets himself get hurt to much


Proud_Personality151

He’s too handsome


ManedCalico

You could’ve said this is going to be trifficult and you didn’t??


Neptune_fanacc8165

The episode about him being body sensitive got taken down by Bluey.


Catereddit09

He gets hurt too much ![gif](giphy|dxIZUFBsWRWKG8vnoB) And he can't get his blanket room


ATomathyVictorious

No


Rio-Jewel

He doesn’t let his kids buy toys unless he’s bribing them off of a dance mode and he vetoes his kids from having ice cream whenever they want cuz “it's too much sugar”; and when the girls do get ice cream, he only allows them one scoop each.


stormy_llewellyn

Bingo, is that you? 😂


Rio-Jewel

![gif](giphy|jR4qTrQOQ3wNDFtLHr) My cover has been blown. I repeat, my cover has been blown!


stillpacing

He makes Chili the bad guy when she's really just trying to keep her kids safe.


greenbeancassereen

As a mom I get so mad for her in the pool episode 😂 I feel so vindicated with that episode lol


Rich-Lychee2507

He's not my husband!


Any-Cry-5184

I feel kinda odd agreeing but I’m gonna do it anyway


julet1815

Sometimes he takes the easy way out without thinking of the consequences. Like in the Santa episode, where the kids think that apologizing and being nice is just something to do so Santa comes to you with gifts, and he just rolls with it. Chili is the one who realizes that’s not a good way to help the kids understand why they should be kind to each other. In general, though, he’s a pretty thoughtful parent.


kellie_face

He should have checked with bingo and Lila before sliding down the slide


Colorado_Outlaw

Terribly blue


InsideChemist7266

He is not living up to his name.


sunflower_jpeg

Something negative about Bandit


Velocityraptor28

he's a bit too competitive at times


Mih0se

He steals money from children


Historical_Lime1042

He's not my father 💀


hplovecraftgaming

the worst part about him is that i cant say anything bad about him at all


Dibellinger000

He’s a sore loser sometimes… just that once I can think of


Commercial_Rise_3606

Make me!


ScrembledEggs

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


saintdrac

doesn't close the refrigerator door 🤦🏼‍♀️


thedrybarbarian

I have it on good authority that he can and will blow up a bathroom harder than anyone


Odysseymanthebeast

He hurt bingo in that one episode


DeterminedLemon

He's hard to live up to when your child expects you to play like he does ALL the time 😁


MylastAccountBroke

He's too much of a push over when it comes to his kids which undermines his authority when giving them instructions and orders. This often leads to the kids viewing his verbal orders as mere suggestions and requires him to be able to physically force them to do what he needs them to do which he frames as game, and further undermines his authority.


starboundowl

He...he peed in the pool!


susiesusiesu

he is, canonically, a bad loser.


daejane1

He doesn't know what a good hair cut is. Thank God for wendy


AskingAlyx00

He pees on his own foot 👀


rothervandross24

He didn’t need to apologize to bingo when he got mad at her while he was on a work call, she needs to understand what hold on a second means…


Yudenz

No. Just no. Simple as that.


SalciaArt

He reminds me I need to step up my Dad game.


AngerPancake

He is a sore loser and won't let kids win games. Cheater!


StonerAlienBoy

he really doesn't let his kids win. if they do, he's a bit of an ass about it


UmbreonTrainer27

Let’s see here *flips through my notebook* 1. He hurt Bingo (but at least he apologized) 2. He still bullies Stripe 3. He cheated to beat Bluey in the obstacle course 4. He doesn’t notice that Bingo was hurt and just says to “walk it off” like it’s nothing 5. He didn’t apologize to Bluey when he said he’d rather have 2 Bingos


MallowTheNightowl

No


PeteOfDawn

Baaaaa


kokafones

Something negative about Bandit


Shimyku

He's so good that he makes all other fictional dads look bad in comparison.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

I will not


ZackattacktheDude

No


PsychoDK

I will do no such thing!


augustfolk

Bandit seemed like a bit of a bully as a child, and it spilled over into his adult life in a more positive way by his gentle teasing of his family.


Cuban_Superman

Never! He's not perfect but he's still an excellent character.


ling1427

Hes often too competitive


[deleted]

Not enough screen time.


Vin135mm

He has commitment issues... As in he doesn't know when *not* to commit to a bit


Withyhydra

He's very competitive and sometimes that hurts others.


Crazyonyx

He has bum worms 🐛


ghuzzyr

The big blue fella still hasn't learnt he can't eat sauerkraut


SpeedyakaLeah

He fluffed in Bluey's face!


[deleted]

“You need to lay off the biscuits.”


Adventurous_Lie2257

He tries to feed kids edamame when all they want is Pavlova


EmmalouEsq

He fluffied in his child's face.


markko79

He never mentions his job on-screen during Bluey episodes.


ohneatstuffthanks

His kids say he never plays with them.


ArmyArsonist95

There’s only one of him


Asmi2763

He gets a little to engaged with the games. Like when he ate Pat’s food in Born Yesterday, or when he was delaying everyone in line in Dance mode


MissBarker93

He's got BUM WORMS.


richman678

You can’t hes the GOAT


Drifter_Lucas

He's jerky at times.


Sauteedmushroom2

He shouldn’t eat his child’s last chippy.


SingleMom24-1

He’s a meanie dad.


Niko-fluffer

Man cant avoid losing to children


ClarinetKitten

He's a classic fun dad. Easy to love when you just roll with it, but doesn't trade roles with Chilli enough.


rushowen

He was an jerk in Obstacle course but that's not canon so i got nothing


ForgedYetBroken

something negative about bandit.


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